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[Mercolleen]

"How about we have a lovely dinner?"

ETA: OMG, they are at the placee with the girlee with the glassesee!

ETA: Ooooh, love the rattlesnake sound effect!

Edited December 17, 2018 by Mercolleen

[Gobi]

The only sincerity in Coltee's voice was when he called her "batshit crazy".

[Rabbittron]

Boy Larissa get some fucking meds you're really really really bipolar.

[CraftyHazel]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

How is that even possible? Even when I am taking my time for a special occasion I don't think it has taken more than 15 minutes to do my face.

I have a drag queen friend.  His full drag face, which is quite elaborate, takes 2-3 hours.  I watched him do an everyday makeup one morning, and it took him 45 minutes.  He’s a stylist/color specialist/makeup artist in his everyday life and has mad skills.

[Honey]

Don't even look at that waitress!

[Mierin]

Oh no, return of the homewrecking waitress!

[magemaud]

“Darling” has become “honey bunny.” 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god they're going to eat outside! I would insist on sitting indoors in air conditioned comfort. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Coltee the only darkness you can feel in the air is your own excessive perspiration.

He just called her "evil" and then paid her a bunch of compliments. 

He whips her first and then he rewards her.

Oh, no... and here comes the nerdy waitress again!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Central Casting send down these two “friends?”

Edited December 17, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[Honey]

Hahahahahaha

[charmed1]

40 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

You can smile now, “natural looking smile” . Im smiling in mine

Ugh. I just renewed mine and they told me I couldn’t smile. Stupid Walgreens passport photo kid. Now I’m stuck with that ugly serial killer picture for the next 10 years.

[Cammi]

Confession: I love rompers and jumpsuits. My guilty pleasure. But the kind Larissa is wearing is so hard to take off to pee! 

[greekmom]

Can i throw this out there??? Does anyone else think that Larissa might just want to get some emotional response from robotic Doltee??

[Frozendiva]

Coltee and Larissa are mismatched.

[Honey]

Holy hell! Cover up those boobs lady.  I just noticed that.

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt's friends are just....I can't. If I had been dragooned into going out with a couple I barely knew I would strenuously object to answering questions like "what do you think of our relationship?" 

[BradandJanet]

Will they get through the meal before a fight makes them walk out of the restaurant? The chances of finishing a meal on this show are slim.

[JennyMominFL]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Ugh. I just renewed mine and they told me I couldn’t smile. Stupid Walgreens passport photo kid. Now I’m stuck with that ugly serial killer picture for the next 10 years.

Yeah. I think a lot of people still dont know. I got mine at th actual post office and thy are more familiar with rules

Edited December 17, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[Honey]

Is Colt a Vulcan?

[Armchair Critic]

Coltee likes the crazy (in bed that is)

[gonecrackers]

Aren't these friends sick of this crap yet?  I'd be on my way home a long time ago...

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Coltee and Larissa are mismatched.

Ya think?

[sainte-chapelle]

My husband stole the TV for the night.....he needs to work on himself. Ansuelu got the poor mans Kardashian pregnant?!?!?! Colour me shocked, clearly her berating attitude doesn't apply to getting the d.

Edited December 17, 2018 by sainte-chapelle

[CoachWristletJen]

Coltee is gaslighting her BIG TIME!

Larissa needs kindness, stability and, most likely, meds!!

[JennyMominFL]

OH GOD! OH GOD! MY ears! MY EARS!

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Coltee and Larissa are mismatched.

 

There are understatements, and then there are UNDERSTATEMENTEES.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Baraboo anti-social Club, the perfect place for losers like Eric.

Just now, gonecrackers said:

 

Aren't these friends sick of this crap yet?  I'd be on my way home a long time ago...

 

Two words: Free Dinner.

[Frozendiva]

Eric, you can tell Leida to grow up.

[BradandJanet]

Eric ages by the episode. Dog years for that guy.

[gonecrackers]

Is Eric getting his hair cut at a laundromat?

[CraftyHazel]

No, Eric, you do NOT “have to” take Leida’s side.  Asshole.

[Owwwww ma leg]

I’d marry eyebags dad before him anytime.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dude. There is no fucking way your daughter is attending your wedding. 

This whole "Tasha is an adult" song is getting really old. She is 19 and she's your goddamn daughter. 

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Wedding haircut weeks before the wedding?

 

Eric’s too tight mom jeans—- hilarious!

 

And the medium reg. ID card length on top. Kill me now.

[greekmom]

Father Eric... you think too much of your son.  He's a putz.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My son is two years younger than Eric. They look like total different generations.

[Cammi]

JFC that's Eric's DAD? Thought it was just a buddy! They look the same age! 

[Gigglepuff]

Eww. Eric's got bad teeth too. He just keeps getting better and better. 

[gonecrackers]

"It's not always easy to stand by, watch the decisions your children make..."  & Eric's father would know.

[Owwwww ma leg]

The barber has his work cut out for him with that comb over!

[CraftyHazel]

Nice shade there, Eric’s dad.  But you’re too subtle for dumbass Eric.

[CSunshine76]

Listen to your Dad, Eric.  Don’t put Leida  before your children.  You asshole. 

[Lillith]

No you don't HAVE to kick your child out Eric. 

[Gobi]

Is Eric drunk for the TH?

[shouldbedancing]

The right choice should make you feel like... it was right. And Eric knows he's an idiot

[greekmom]

So Droopy Eyes has enough money for a cake, photographer, etc.

What about getting married at City Hall and then a backyard bbq?

[Armchair Critic]

Being a father is the #1 thing to him... they all say that until they have a chance for some ass

[Frozendiva]

You don’t have to love or like your family.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus Eric, Tasha isn't a junkie or a drunk or an unemployed loser. She's messy. Dear lord, he's crying because he had to "make a tough choice"?