90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Eldemarge]

Just now, greekmom said:

I wonder what type of drugs Usuman took to sleep with Lisa.

It's Xanax Time for sure.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa just wrestled the trophy out of Grangie’s hand as Queen of Klassy. 

[mmecorday]

I hope Usman and his friends all pitch in and buy Lisa a burqua.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lisa: He didn't know what oral sex was!

Pepper Mostly: Girl. Seriously? 

[DragonFlyzz]

This is completely nauseating.  I would say get a room but they already have one.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I think you guys here tonight are all 71% good!

[Floatingbison]

He knew all about oral sex, he was just praying the subject didn't come up.

[Frozendiva]

Usman probably doesn't go downtown.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman’s Mother will like Lisa 70%.

[greekmom]

Lisa. If Usuman lied to about his mom and the marriage thing, he has lied about alot of things (i.e. the oral thing)

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I hope Usman and his friends all pitch in and buy Lisa a burqua.

It’s got to be an improvement.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Lisa. That is exactly why you want Usman to come to the US? To be your sex slave??

[FrancescaFiore]

So. Grossed. Out.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Usman probably doesn't go downtown.

Not on Lisa anyway!

[RichiesOlderBro]

With our without 

 

Baby Lisa has spoken!!

[sainte-chapelle]

I want pancakes

[kacesq]

I like Usman 2 and Giant lol.

is Lisa wearing an engagement ring?

lmao at Usman evading the question...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman is like Mursel and doesn’t like to go downtown.

[DragonFlyzz]

Not marrying you gets my vote.

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

C'mon, Usman didn't know what "oral sex" was. 🙄 If it was on her I can't blame him for playing dumb, she didn't even shower after her flight.

Like it was his first time to have sex without a condom....it's all firsts with Lisa Baby Love!

[Armchair Critic]

Is she trying to copy his way of speech?

Another Sarah from Love After Lockup....

[Twopper]

How y'all doin'?  My eating habit is pork loin with pepper jelly, asparagus, sweet potatoes and Mardi Gras ice cream by Blue Bell.   Ooops, wrong forum for that.   Nevermind.

I don't care for Lisa.  She doesn't amuse me.

 

[humbleopinion]

50 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 What a blow(job) I’ve been dealt!

That's what Soja Boy said...

Edited March 16, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Straycat80]

The whole state of Illinois just closed everything including bars and restaurants. So I’m watching this show again. I’m  Ready to snark. 
Usman’s mother probably doesn’t care that’s she’s white, it’s because she looks like his grandmother. 

[FrancescaFiore]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Lisa. That is exactly why you want Usman to come to the US? To be your sex slave??

Her **oral sex** slave. *Ewewewew*

[SunnyBeBe]

I can’t imagine Lisa 70% good at anything....bleach please!

[Angry Moldovan]

With or without condom, with or without mummmmmm. Lisa cant live with or without us 

[RichiesOlderBro]

It’s time to check in on Geoffrey the serial killer. 

[kacesq]

Someone last week said Varya had a wonky eye and now I can’t unsee it...

gregory you’re an asshole to expect her to sleep with you instantaneously..

she may be your “girlfriend” but you’re still strangers.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I want pancakes

Mmmmmmmm, yum me too

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Usman’s mother probably doesn’t care that’s she’s white, it’s because she looks like his grandmother

Does his mother need a microwave?

[humbleopinion]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

I can’t imagine Lisa is 70% body fat...good at anything....bleach please!

Fixed it for you...

[sainte-chapelle]

Yes Geoffrey let's demand sex the second you met her, I wish I could skip over this piece of shit segments 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Usman is like Mursel and doesn’t like to go downtown.

Aunty, none of them do. Perhaps Micheal did, brave man

[Toodleoo]

Everybody deserves to be loved. But we don’t deserve to have to watch Lisa and Usman do squishy things aaaaahhhhh

[Armchair Critic]

"we don't have any of this stuff in America". DUH because you are in Red Square in Russia.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geoffrey scares the hell out of me. He’s Ted Bundy scary to me.

Edited March 16, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Someone last week said Varya had a wonky eye and now I can’t unsee it...

gregory you’re an asshole to expect her to sleep with you instantaneously..

she may be your “girlfriend” but you’re still strangers.

Prey.  She’s his prey.  

[Mu Shu]

Well I’d say Usman is 70% good looking. Have to admire his glass half full outlook though. I liked this story better when Big Ang fine did it.

Russian storyline is boring. 

[mmecorday]

Quote

I want pancakes

Not me. I pigged out on Red Baron pizza and Reese's peanut butter eggs.

[JennyMominFL]

I want to go to Moscow

[kendi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Someone last week said Varya had a wonky eye and now I can’t unsee it...

gregory you’re an asshole to expect her to sleep with you instantaneously..

she may be your “girlfriend” but you’re still strangers.

Sometimes she looks like Cameron Diaz. I think he was expecting her to fall all over him. I love that she listened to her friends and let him be alone 

[greekmom]

I think Varya is like most outsiders who think all of the US is like NY or LA

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Aunty, none of them do. Perhaps Micheal did, brave man

But she's all waxed. Shudder.

[humbleopinion]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Varya had a wonky eye and now I can’t unsee it...

Varya can see everything... 360 degrees....panoramic field of vision thanks to the wonked eye...like an iguana....

Edited March 16, 2020 by humbleopinion

[Ijustwantsomechips]

The smokey stench that must be coming from her rusty monkey could probably choke an elephant.

[Floatingbison]

So creepy to expect sex the second he gets off the plane.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Varya is the voice of reason, so what the hell is she doing on this show?

Edited March 16, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[mmecorday]

He is ex-con like Pole. Run, Varya, run!

[Pepper Mostly]

RUN VARYA. RUN NOW.