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[Auntie Anxiety]

Veronica is thrilled that things don’t seem great between Mr. Flaccid and Miss Espicy.

[Toodleoo]

“seeing Colombia” = “being terrified of the outdoors”

[Bryce Lynch]

"We've been doing everything except having sex."

[Armchair Critic]

"We are best friends and we hang out and talk all the time"... not something you want to hear from your boyfriend's ex so I think Jeniffer is taking it well (so far)

[poeticlicensed]

Teem and Jeennifer are over! Get back to Darcey!

[sainte-chapelle]

What is with that chest tattoo?

[charmed1]

This has to be fake. I’ll be damned if I will talk to a man who tells me I need to accept his ex-girlfriend and her daughter. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god I'm cringing. Is Veronica asking if they're banging in front of her daughter? There is not enough cringe in the WORLD. 

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

“seeing Colombia” = “being terrified of the outdoors”

Avoiding having sex with Jennifer. Getting drinks being thrown in my face.  Being called a pussy.

Edited October 7, 2019 by Bryce Lynch

[Julyolo]

Jennifer, suspend your jealousy for a minute and understand she is asking about the sex because she knows it's an issue with Tim.

[Angry Moldovan]

Who cares what his ex has to say? Snooze!

[greekmom]

For Veronica to ask about the physical relationship.... she knows something.

[VioletNevermind]

I have male friends, but I have to say, I have never asked one of their girlfriends about their physical relationship.  Maybe I’m the weird one? 🤷‍♀️ 

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Veronica is not asking you about your sex life to be nosy. She’s trying to warn you. 

Insightful! Makes me wonder if Chloe is Tim's via turkey baster!

[Armchair Critic]

Are there no available men where Jeniffer lives? Tim has so many red flags she should be running away.

[Twopper]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 So you’re going to buy her affection, Tim??

He seems to be trying to buy her affection.  I don't think it will work. 

Why, oh why, does he put that greasy stuff in his hair and wear it slicked back.   Not a good look for Tim.  

Oh, speaking of bad hair,  I was talking to some dude yesterday whose hair looks like Tom's.   I had a terrible time trying not to stare at his hair while he was talking to me.  

[kacesq]

Tim is just so unattractive to me...

I don’t condone violence but I wish someone somewhere would shut Angela up. She’s so arrogant for someone with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god I'm cringing. Is Veronica asking if they're banging in front of her daughter? There is not enough cringe in the WORLD. 

Trim and Veronica have piss poor boundaries.

[greekmom]

not only do i don't care that Somemeat and Jenny are balling but actually glee in their fake despair.

TLC see what you have done to me??

[Julyolo]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

For Veronica to ask about the physical relationship.... she knows something.

Maybe her pet name for him is Tiny Tim.

[LucyEth]

I don't think Tim's relationship with his ex is weird, he raised her daughter and the girl means a lot to him.  She considers him her father.  Why can't he be friends with her mother.  I can't stand Tim or Jenniffer.  

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

For Veronica to ask about the physical relationship.... she knows something.

Translation: "Have you discovered that Tim does not have a penis yet?"

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

I have male friends, but I have to say, I have never asked one of their girlfriends about their physical relationship.  Maybe I’m the weird one? 🤷‍♀️ 

No, serious boundary issues. Obv that Tim has issues with his performance, but that’s what happens when you deny your sexuality 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Insightful! Makes me wonder if Chloe is Tim's via turkey baster!

Chloe is not Tim’s bio child. 

[poeticlicensed]

What size shirt does Tim wear? I'm not sure that a mens XS would fit

[brillia79]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Insightful! Makes me wonder if Chloe is Tim's via turkey baster!

Yeah, but warn me by text. Don’t ask me if Tim can get it in with your daughter sitting next to you.

[sainte-chapelle]

My best friend is a straight male, we have been friends for over 20 years. Never have we asked each other about our sex lives....ever. Relationships yes...sex...no way!

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Why, oh why, does he put that greasy stuff in his hair and wear it slicked back.   Not a good look for Tim

It only accentuates his already massive head. He reminds me of Linus from Peanuts.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

What size shirt does Tim wear? I'm not sure that a mens XS would fit

Whatever size, it’s dinkle-free.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

What size shirt does Tim wear? I'm not sure that a mens XS would fit

On Pillow talk Andrei said something like Jeniffer needs a shoulder to cry on but Tim has no shoulders. 😂

[BradandJanet]

10 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Darcey makes me so angry.  I wish she would stop allowing these Eurotrash to look down on and disrespect her. 

Hey, who would represent Eurotrash on this show if not for Darcey? Everybody deserves a walk in the TLC hall of fame.

Edited October 7, 2019 by BradandJanet
hall of shame, maybe?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, charmed1 said:

It only accentuates his already massive head. He reminds me of Linus from Peanuts.

He dresses like it is the late 90's

[Armchair Critic]

Every outfit Angela has is with her boobs hanging out. Nobody wants to see that!

[Bryce Lynch]

3 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Insightful! Makes me wonder if Chloe is Tim's via turkey baster!

I think there would be a better chance of making pancakes with Angela's egg than with Tim's Bisquick.

[Toodleoo]

I really just want to run Grangie through a car wash made of really stiff loofahs.

Karine can slide in right after her.

[Angry Moldovan]

She’s the Incredible Hulk, you don’t want to make her angry

[hisbunkie]

Why does Angela wear a K around her neck?

[Armchair Critic]

Damn that is straight up catfishing those photos Angela was showing Michael of herself before they met

[kacesq]

Why should they have your old wrinkled back Angela? And yes respect your elder Michael, don’t fuck her.

no one has any respect for you Grangela....no one.

[blubld43]

Oh yes you ARE his elder! No they have no respect for you lol.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

On Pillow talk Andrei said something like Jeniffer needs a shoulder to cry on but Tim has no shoulders. 😂

Andrei is hilarious....I suspect the family drama was manufactured. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I cannot stand Grangie. She’s just too crass, even for me.

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, greekmom said:

not only do i don't care that Somemeat and Jenny are balling but actually glee in their fake despair.

TLC see what you have done to me??

Schadenfreude

[Mr. Miner]

Just a hideous fucking couple! 🤮😷

[Pepper Mostly]

Angela is the living definition of trash. I'm in awe of her unbridled, unrepentant, in your face trashiness. 

[LucyEth]

Why the hell would she meet with these guys, they just want to make fun of her.

[Angry Moldovan]

Send grangie some strivectin stat

[kacesq]

I’m sure they’re really upset you don’t like them, Grangela....

[brillia79]

Not only is Angela Michael’s elder, she looks 20 years older that what she’s claiming.

[goofygirl]

Grangie's about to throw down!