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[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

 

Debbie doesn't want Larissa in her family. Said family consisting of her and Coltee.

 

Do the cats get to vote?

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Colt reminds me of Pat from SNL

omg!!! yes!

[Armchair Critic]

7 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I just want to throw a bed sheet over him.

Colt should be on My 600 Pound Life, they consider a bed sheet their wardrobe

[sainte-chapelle]

Unpopular opinion....Ashley looks pretty...ducks and hides.

[Armchair Critic]

Those freaks who had all those kids and kept them captive in the house went to Vegas and had an Elvis wedding ceremony, so now that's what I think of when I see one.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Boo hoo, Leida. You made your own (twin size) bed.

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

omg!!! yes!

 

[Armchair Critic]

Leida is getting jowly, she is going to end up looking as bad as Eric if she sticks with him

[Eldemarge]

Lol, Leida pretending that she has friends back home....Sure, Jan.

[gonecrackers]

Where'd she put Aless? He walked in with her, alone, now he's gone.

Edited December 24, 2018 by gonecrackers

[Lillith]

Her face is fully made up but she doesn't know how to do makeup? And she has a whole TEAM of makeup artists in Indonesia? Yeah, ok. 

[ALittleShelfish]

And here is our daily reminder that Leida is super wealthy and has tons of people who do everything for her.  

[Pepper Mostly]

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Where'd she put Aless?

 

I was thinking the same thing! Does this Sephora have on site day care? 

Edited December 24, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[Gobi]

Makeup trial for Leida. Probably won't be the last trial that comes out of this wedding.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Leida has a glam squad on call in Indonesia. Can someone remind me why she is marrying Eric the Sad.

[aliya]

10 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

Who needs a recipe for home made pizza? Crust, sauce, cheese.... 

And you can buy the crust and just put on your own topping.  Why did Coltee think this sounded 'delicious'? Sounds like pizza.

[Straycat80]

Leida has a glam squad back in Indonesia? Why again is she here wanting to marry loser Eric? I’m so confused! 

[kacesq]

Yes, Leida...in addition to your maids and cooks you also had hair and makeup people...and you're giving that all up for that lump?  I totally believe you.  And how dare Eric's daughters stop speaking to her? She's been so nice and kind to them..

[Armchair Critic]

Leida she is talking to you out of courtesy, plus she knows she's on camera. Nobody wants to be your friend.

[hoosiermom]

Damn. We blew a fuse so I missed some. Nuts.

[Horrified]

What's the difference between Colt and Pat from SNL?

 

A belt.

[gonecrackers]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I was thinking the same thing! Does this Sephora have on site day care? 

Maybe she has a travel crate in the corner somewhere... mother of the year & all here.

[sainte-chapelle]

Now that the cheating scandal came out Larissa crazy jealous behaviour makes more sense.

[LilaFowler]

The bitch has no friends and has to film "scenes" with a random makeup artist.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The makeup artist deserves time and a half $$.

[Pepper Mostly]

Like any of these makeup artists/hairdressers/casual acquaintances would ever ask such personal questions. 

[Mierin]

<falls asleep, not feeling sorry for Leida at all>

[configdotsys]

What is that silver thing that the lady is using on Leida's eyelashes and what does it do?

[For Cereals]

Eyelash curler

[Pepper Mostly]

She's having a bachelorette party? Dear god. 

[LilaFowler]

When the shot was of Kalani walking into the salon, I honestly had no idea if it was her or Asuelu.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, configdotsys said:

What is that silver thing that the lady is using on Leida's eyelashes and what does it do?

eyelash curler.  She also uses one on eric's balls to control him.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lillith]

1 minute ago, configdotsys said:

What is that silver thing that the lady is using on Leida's eyelashes and what does it do?

I missed it but it sounds like you're describing a lash curler. 

[kacesq]

I'm so tired of all these people acting so stressed about wedding planning - just get married and have the wedding later, Kalani...Sheesh. Grow up and stop whining...

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, configdotsys said:

What is that silver thing that the lady is using on Leida's eyelashes and what does it do?

Didnt your makeup team use one?

[Armchair Critic]

The Kalani family figures wearing black will make them look smaller

[HappyDancex2]

Hey Kalini….ORDER SOME CHAMPAGNE

[Auntie Anxiety]

There is something terribly weird about the lack of boundaries between the Itt sisters.

Edited December 24, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[ALittleShelfish]

Discount Kyle Richards (Kim? Kyle? IDK who is who) and her permasmirk just seems like just SO. MUCH. FUN.  

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's having a bachelorette party? Dear god. 

It can double as a baby shower.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Hey Kalini….ORDER SOME CHAMPAGNE

Helen Keller can tell the plot line will be avoiding drinking but not letting her sister know why

[sainte-chapelle]

I don't think Leida is pretty ...at all.  Indonesia is full of beautiful women and she is not one of them.

[configdotsys]

Why the FUCK does the sister need to process anything about Kalani? Get a life sis. 

[LilaFowler]

WTF is this weirdness with the clingy sister? Does the sister want Kalani for herself or something?

[For Cereals]

They aren’t twins, why are they named Kalani and Kalini?  

[Pepper Mostly]

God, this bunch of slags are just one huge eyeroll. 

[Frozendiva]

Kalani, you do not need to tell your sister every detail about your life.

[Armchair Critic]

This whole family is so fucking boring, they should be thankful that Asuelo is the only thing that makes them interesting

[Lillith]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I don't think Leida is pretty ...at all.  Indonesia is full of beautiful women and she is not one of them.

Yeah when she was described as a model and pageant contestant (if I recall) my reaction was: "Really?" She's utterly average looking at best. 

[itsadryheat]

I thought Mormons could't drink.