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[AussieBabe]

Angela...nobody wants to see your décolletage or tits hanging out. You may not have known anything about the culture, but if you looked around, you'd realise that the women are modestly dressed. Look at what his mum and the lady beside her were wearing. Look at what women walking around the city have on. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Angela, bleach is not your friend.  Stop doing that to your hair.

That constant flat ironing isn't doing her any favors, either.

It's certainly not going to help her stop sweating.

[Bubbacat]

Self-awareness is not Angela's strong suit, is it?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was afraid a huge chunk of Grangela’s hair was going to be in Michael’s hand when he was straightening it.

[greekmom]

Geez.. Mike - even though i know you want to harvest the American dollars and the green card. You are willing to put up with that?

[PupCal]

Just now, Bubbacat said:

Self-awareness is not Angela's strong suit, is it?

Self-awareness is none of these people's strong suit.

[Adeejay]

I think Michael is starting to realize that he is in over his head with Angela. 

[LilaFowler]

Angela's hair is so damaged, I pity it.

[Bubbacat]

Just now, PupCal said:

Self-awareness is none of these people's strong suit.

Good point.

[AussieBabe]

She's probably sweating quite a bit because she's having hot flashes and going through menopause. I think she said that in an earlier episode. 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

That constant flat ironing isn't doing her any favors, either.

It's certainly not going to help her stop sweating.

I think she’s in the midst of menopause. The sweating, the short temper etc. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is going to be hilarious! Tarik’s brother FTW.

[Frozendiva]

Only self awareness is scoring their hottie. Or nottie.

What Isn’t Tarik wearing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Not menopause, not anything other than nicotine withdrawal. She picked a great time to quit.

[CoachWristletJen]

Maybe Plan B will work for Ricky. Maybe she's a nice woman that he'll have actual chemistry with.

At least he's making better use of his time.

And, he's realizing that the other chick just isn't that into him.

Ricky don't lose that number.

[Bubbacat]

Are we really only half an hour in? Dang, it seems so much longer than that. Maybe stupidity slows down time.

[MegD]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

What if Ximena knows Melissa?

Didn't I hear him say that she messaged him? I kind of suspect that Melissa gave her his number and said "hey, here's an easy mark. He'll give you cash and you don't have to give up that much to him."

 

Angela, Michael isn't your ideal mate obviously. Go home. Find a local bar to pick up a guy in that appreciates staring at your tits and overbleached hair.

 

Karine has completely figured out how to manipulate Poll. He may be an idiot, but she's a lazy child. He needs to stop dipping his wick.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jesse is a huge douche.

[kacesq]

I would like to see Darcey once without that horrible ponytail.

[PupCal]

I think Jesse is the only person I've ever seen be excited about Connecticut.

[Neurochick]

Ugh it’s Not Christian Grey.

Edited September 3, 2018 by Neurochick

[CoachWristletJen]

My husband took one look at Jesse and said, "What's up with the weird little bangy things?"

I told him we'd all been wondering that. :) 

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Maybe Plan B will work for Ricky. Maybe she's a nice woman that he'll have actual chemistry with.

At least he's making better use of his time.

And, he's realizing that the other chick just isn't that into him.

Ricky don't lose that number.

From what we’ve seen in the sneak peeks, Ximena is much prettier than Melissa.

[LilaFowler]

Jesse has such disdain for Darcey. He cannot stand to be in her presence.

[Bubbacat]

Hey, it's Barbie and Passive Aggressive Ken.

[Frozendiva]

Is Jesse wearing a hairband?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Omg, those shorts. Really? Does Darcy own a mirror?

[Neurochick]

Jesse and Darcy is like watching a bad version of 50 Shades of Grey.

[Armchair Critic]

Jesse's Elmer Fudd way of talking gets on my last nerve

[OoogleEyes]

Too dramatic for me!

Pot....kettle.....black 

[DVDFreaker]

Tell me again why Darcey and Jesse are back together again? 

[greekmom]

Darcy and Jesse. You need to separate. Like now. And therapy. Lots of it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stop, Darcy. Desperation is not a good look, even worse than your wardrobe.

[VioletNevermind]

Man.  I’m not a big fan of Darcey’s, but damn, why does she continue to put up with Jesse’s tremendously nasty attitude?  He needs to placed on next plane back to his country.  

[LilaFowler]

"For the kids' sake..." You're NOT a married couple! Kick him out! FFS. All this drama for an international hookup who won't propose.

[ECM1231]

Darcy and her leather short shorts.?

[CoachWristletJen]

Oh, I love that store!

[PupCal]

I suspect Darcey's never been with a dramatic passive-aggressive guy like Jesse because that's usually her role in the relationship.

[charmed1]

Oh Darcy. What is the appeal, hun? You can walk around any college campus and find this same douchebag.

[PityFree]

I hate Darcey’s new all black wardrobe.  It’s not as sophisticated looking as she thinks.

[iwasish]

Jesse is immature. Says the 42 plus woman wearing leather hot pants. 

Darcy belongs on Real Housewives of Connecticut.

[Neurochick]

Didn’t Jesse’s hairstyle go out of style with the 80’s?

[ECM1231]

Did Darcy say her girls were only 11 and 12? Wow the eldest looks older.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ya think, Jesse?

[EllaDisco]

The relationship is not stable right now? The relationship is never stable.

[greekmom]

My gawd. Jesse does not need to procreate.

[Bubbacat]

Are they having the baby talk in the middle of the grocery store? And why are they having that conversation at all? They shouldn't be together. They shouldn't be in the same country.

[sconstant]

Just now, Neurochick said:

Didn’t Jesse’s hairstyle go out of style with the 80’s?

Jesse’s bad hair and Darcey’s bad fake hair would have a better relationship without the people under them. 

[AussieBabe]

Darcey, you're 43. Not 63. I'm pretty sure you have the means to fund IVF, but I doubt you'd even need it. Women can conceive naturally at any age. Ask those mummies who have 30+ year olds and surprise babies in their 40s or 50s. I hope she doesn't have a baby with that douche nozzle.

Edited September 3, 2018 by AussieBabe

[Auntie Anxiety]

Burn that hat, Hazel.