S14.E11: The Three-Hour Live Finale

[alexa]

1 minute ago, saber5055 said:

Harrison: Blake, what would help you move on?

Blake: To be the next Bachelor.

Totally his bachelor audition going on there. 

[dizzyd]

Please producers, whatever the outpouring of love there may be on the internet for Blake, don't translate that into him being the next Bachelor. I can't!

[alexa]

Just now, dizzyd said:

Please producers, whatever the outpouring of love there may be on the internet for Blake, don't translate that into him being the next Bachelor. I can't!

Too late. That is what they are doing. Lol

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, DNR said:

Haha his hair looks weird . Hairline looks glued on .... maybe it’s real but it’s looking fake to me

Somebody else told me they think the virgin athlete is wearing a hair piece. I thought baldness was due to high testosterone? hahaaa I kid, I kid. I don't need to get handslapped here again... ;)

[DNR]

2 minutes ago, hyacinth said:

When they kept asking, "Is Garrett going to challenge you?" what they meant was "What is his IQ, exactly?"  

 

4 minutes ago, backformore said:

I'm behind by about an hour.  But Becca's family kept asking if Garret would "challenge"  her.  I think they see what I see - he's not very smart.  

^^^^^ oh shoot . You nailed it . I wasn’t thinking about what they were saying to her between the lines . 

[saber5055]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I have been waiting to take my laundry out because I didn't want to miss the drama. I should have know better.....

The drama was watching your laundry dry.

[b2H]

The other show they are hawking, “A Million Little Things” is an update of the Big Chill.  Don’t know about this one......

[Nowhere]

Anybody who describes anything as “magical” needs to be taken out back. 

[DNR]

THe first Mrs Garrett could only stand the big crying dummy for six months . 

Here we go.........

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, b2H said:

an update of the Big Chill

I actually like the Big Chill. I saw it in the theater in high school (yes I am officially OLD)

[DNR]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I actually like the Big Chill. I saw it in the theater in high school (yes I am officially OLD)

GREAT soundtrack too

[backformore]

Every season of the Bachelorette I have the same thought.   On The Bachelor, the guy decides which of the final two he wants, and HE proposes.   I think on The Bachelorette, it should be the same.   the woman makes the choice, SHE should propose.  It's ridiculous to have a guy propose when he's not the final choice. 

[tennisgurl]

Blake Breaks the Internet is the Wreck it Ralph sequel we never knew we wanted. 

[Armchair Critic]

"Is she ready to accept?" (Garret's proposal)... get real Harrison, we are not falling for that one.

[backformore]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I actually like the Big Chill. I saw it in the theater in high school (yes I am officially OLD)

Jeremiah was a bullfrog! 

I LOVE the Big Chill.   Great cast, great story, great music. 

[Diana Berry]

Is she marrying him because her Dad would have liked him!

[tennisgurl]

And Becca cant propose to the dude she wants to marry because...

[DEL901]

He didn’t even bother to shave on the biggest day (do over) of his life?

[Nowhere]

She gives Garret eagles. Lmao! There’s no way she doesn’t know he’s dumb as a rock. I’d be laughing inside and starting to imagine what I can say during the break-up that he’d actually understand. Omg. 

[Diana Berry]

So is long winded Jason going to be the Bachelor?

[Armchair Critic]

My say something nice... the water looks beautiful

[SallyAlbright]

I actually think they're kind of cute, in a dumb happy way. I loathe myself. 

[tennisgurl]

*Sigh* We could have been watching Jason be charming right now.

I feel like those two will get lost on the highway a lot.

[saber5055]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

My say something nice... the water looks beautiful

But no elephant to ride off into the sunset. Color me disappointed.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, DEL901 said:

He didn’t even bother to shave on the biggest day (do over) of his life?

LMAO. Showing I am old again, he is no Don Johnson in Miami Vice. Shave that crap off.

[Nowhere]

I wonder if Becca knows about Garret’s tweets or at least his political views. If she does, she deserves him. She probably agrees with his racism so let’s all pray that they don’t reproduce. 

[b2H]

6 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I actually like the Big Chill. I saw it in the theater in high school (yes I am officially OLD)

Don’t misunderstand.  I watch BC whenever I come across it.  Love the movie.  Just not sure it will translate to the small screen.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, b2H said:

Just not sure it will translate to the small screen.

I agree, it seems like they keep remaking everything instead of coming up with original ideas.

[Mu Shu]

I just ate a pound of blueberries .  This is still on?

[DNR]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I agree, it seems like they keep remaking everything instead of coming up with original ideas.

ABC copying History Channels “ALONE” with this new show “castaway” .... i know id give up first day ?

here we go , the happy couple .  Expect our IQ points to drop 

[Nowhere]

I’m sick of these people saying they are in love with both, now that Ben did it. It used to be something we weren’t supposed to know and they saved the “I love you” for the proposal. Now they all are in love with two people. How can the next Bachelor or Bachelorette top that? Hmmmm.

[SallyAlbright]

8 minutes ago, saber5055 said:

But no elephant to ride off into the sunset. Color me disappointed.

I wanted more dolphins, they were the best part of this show. 

[Armchair Critic]

The moles on Garret's face reminds me of the guy from Married At First Sight who ended up with the ex-Bachelor/Bachelor Pad nurse Jamie (yes I watch too many crap reality shows)

[scenicbyway]

Omg I think Becca’s sister couldn’t remember Garrett’s name!  She just said, it’s great to see her sister so happy with ...you?  Eek!

[saber5055]

Oh, god Becca, stop with comparing Garret to your dad. That is so creepy, Like George Costanza's girlfriend having a doll that's a twin for his mom.

Hey, is that the same "secret" apartment Becca and Ari hung out in? Cool!

Edited August 7, 2018 by saber5055

[CindyBee]

I want a mic on Becca's sister.  Or at least her thoughts when she saw the instagram likes.

[tennisgurl]

4 minutes ago, Nowhere said:

How can the next Bachelor or Bachelorette top that? Hmmmm.

They dont choose, and instead challenge some polygamy laws? The final two decide to run off together without the Bachelor/Bachelorette? They all turn into birds and fly away?

[lightninggirl]

1 hour ago, DNR said:

Ran to google during commercials and Yup , Garrett did the emotional crying routine. ?? 

 

yeah , Becca’s got terrible taste in men. 

*! Omg a shadowbox ???? ???????????

1. Ex-wife looks nearly identical to Becca.
2. HOLY SHIT THE KISS. He looks like the virgins who got married in The Virgin Diaries tv show - oh my GOD I was ready to hurl (it's at 2:44). I need eye bleach.

[saber5055]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

The moles on Garret's face reminds me of the guy from Married At First Sight

That's hysterical that moles remind you of some person. Like he has little faces on his big face.

[Nowhere]

The fucked up thing about this is that Becca just chose her rebound. Rebounds never last. How can you be over a person you say you love in a matter of a couple of months? Um, you can’t. It’s not possible to be truly whole, enough to give your life to another man, in that short amount of time. You should stay single for a long while after a hard break-up to get your head straight. Becca would have been the last person I’d pick to be Bachelorette for that reason alone. And if I were the guys I’d be disappointed that she was the pick because of that. But anyway...

[Artsda]

Becca looks happy and I loved they showed them on their secret weekend considering what last secret weekend footage we got with Becca,

[tennisgurl]

2 minutes ago, CindyBee said:

I want a mic on Becca's sister.  Or at least her thoughts when she saw the instagram likes.

"If this block of wood says the words "Crisis Actors" together in a sentence this Thanksgiving, I swear to God, he gets a drumstick to the face." 

[Armchair Critic]

I hope Becca is really in love and not putting on an "I'm so happy and totally over Arie" act.

[hyacinth]

I like my family but I never felt like I needed their approval for anyone I dated once I was out of high school and out of the house.    

[Ms Blue Jay]

10 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hope Becca is really in love and not putting on an "I'm so happy and totally over Arie" act.

She seems like she's acting and extremely poorly.  It's too much fake happiness and I Married a Nazi

May I remind you all this guy liked posts that called the PARKLAND SHOOTING SURVIVORS CRISIS ACTORS.  MAY I REMIND YOU

Edited August 7, 2018 by Ms Blue Jay

[tennisgurl]

You know, Becca does seem happy, and I wish her well. And I hope this isnt just a really elaborate game of "I am SO TOTALLY over Arie...totally over him...do you think he watched this..."

[Christi]

25 minutes ago, tennisgurl said:

They dont choose, and instead challenge some polygamy laws? The final two decide to run off together without the Bachelor/Bachelorette? They all turn into birds and fly away?

That plot is actually a movie called Dead Birds, but they were confederate soldiers not polygamists. Really good I thought.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0377749/

Edited August 7, 2018 by Christi

[Madding crowd]

Just what mom wants to see: her daughter in bed with her fiancé. Sorry, I liked Blake better.

[saber5055]

3 minutes ago, Nowhere said:

How can you be over a person you say you love in a matter of a couple of months? Um, you can’t. It’s not possible to be truly whole, enough to give your life to another man, in that short amount of time. You should stay single for a long while after a hard break-up to get your head straight.

Key words: "a person you SAY you love ..." Becca and Ari were "together and in love" for what, a few weeks? Couple of months? Hardly a RL situation. Although I see your point. Just remember everyone's heartbreak on this show is scripted to different levels for various levels of drama. You know, for what CH promised us we'd see tonight, drama.

I'm still waiting ... *toe tap*

[tennisgurl]

Seriously, is someone watching Blake? I am full on concerned here.