Season 3 Discussion

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

WAIT is this over? We only get two of the promised three hours?  (kind of not really complaining but kind of am?)

Now you get an update on Dannille and Mohammed. 

[ThinkerBell]

5 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

SAME.  I just hope my coworkers don't expect me to explain where this suddenly came from...

 

5 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

SAME.  I just hope my coworkers don't expect me to explain where this suddenly came from...

Be sure to add a dose of, "Get me my RED makeup bag!!!" to really confused them.

[Chickabiddy]

It’s been 5 minutes and Devar looks a lot drunk, a little bit fat, a whole lot over it already, and on the fast track to being a domestic abuser. 

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Now you get an update on Dannille and Mohammed. 

What more could a girl want?  

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, god! It's that dense woman with the wonky eye! 

Why do so many of the native English speakers on this show have such atrocious grammar?  

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, DVDFreaker said:

It is embarrassing to watch

Sadly. I was hoping it was sleep deprivation that was making Devar be "off."  But then he lifted a drink and well....icky stuff followed.

[Adeejay]

Funny how the Russian prostitute gets a past, while all the other women get raked over the coal.  

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

What more could a girl want?  

More Danielle on soshal meedia? If Mo owes her money, i want to know the amount.  If it is a couple hundred....please danielle, let it go!!

[DVDFreaker]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

More Danielle on soshal meedia? If Mo owes her money, i want to know the amount.  If it is a couple hundred....please danielle, let it go!!

I think it is a couple hundred but Danielle needs to put in jail for stalking and harassment 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

More Danielle on soshal meedia? If Mo owes her money, i want to know the amount.  If it is a couple hundred....please danielle, let it go!!

Let’s create a GoFundMe page, just to put an end to this long reality show nightmare.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

4 minutes ago, 17wheatthins said:

I wish she would get over it, but then she probably wouldn't be getting paid by TLC... maybe she's only doing it for the checks? *I said hopefully

If I remember, it's $12,000, something like that.

[AussieBabe]

Azan is more full of shit than a sewer. Dude, why would the interviewer harp on your relationship with an ex when you're applying to be with your current fiancee? And I don't want to see a wedding preview or special. You supposedly have the paperwork, and he still hasn't married you? Dumb, dumb, dumb. (As best I can tell, this was filmed in April because Molly and Luis's divorce was finalized in May, and Nicole was probably still in Morocco on the first 90 day visa.) 

[lovesnark]

9 minutes ago, DVDFreaker said:

I think it is a couple hundred but Danielle needs to put in jail for stalking and harassment 

When she left the courthouse with her binder 'o shame, I think she said he owed her $1500 and I kind of remember her in an attorney 's office talking about filing some sort of paperwork to get her frauded money back.

[Mrs. Hanson]

I have another idea for a host:  Mario Cantone!!

10 minutes ago, DVDFreaker said:

I think it is a couple hundred but Danielle needs to put in jail for stalking and harassment 

She could really be at risk for that.  It reminds me of a relative of my ex who loaned out $500 to a David type relative.  She bitched and moaned about that money......then he died.  Then she tried to sue his "estate."  I was like....let it go!  Reminds me a bit of Danielle.....girl please let this go!

[DVDFreaker]

1 minute ago, lovesnark said:

When she left the courthouse with her binder 'o shame, I think she said he owed her $1500 and I kind of remember her in an attorney 's office talking about filing some sort of paperwork to get her frauded money back.

She needs to cut her losses and move on

[lovesnark]

Just now, DVDFreaker said:

She needs to cut her losses and move on

I completely agree. He needs to go into hiding and shut down every avenue of soshul meedya or she will chase him around for the rest of his life. He needs a no contact order, too.

[Suzywriter]

Pao acts like Juan is blackmailing her. She always looks at him like she is begging him NOT to spill the beans, and like she MUST take his side ** or else **, even to the point of flat out lying to put Ross in the wrongdoer's position. 

Was Paola previously Paolo? Is that why Juan is so jealous?

 

On 7/18/2018 at 9:15 PM, Awfarmington said:

Same feeling, but I didn’t want to be the first to say it ?. 

[iwasish]

8 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I have another idea for a host:  Mario Cantone!!

She could really be at risk for that.  It reminds me of a relative of my ex who loaned out $500 to a David type relative.  She bitched and moaned about that money......then he died.  Then she tried to sue his "estate."  I was like....let it go!  Reminds me a bit of Danielle.....girl please let this go!

Another host: Jerry O’Connnell, not sure he watches but hes a big fan of the Housewives shows.

[itsadryheat]

2 hours ago, DVDFreaker said:

Robinson is embarrassing as host asking stupid questions 

We should have a thread "Questions We Would Ask at the Tell All'.

[ECM1231]

A few times Chantel called Pedro "Pepe" at the tell all, which is a nickname for Jose. Jose is Spanish for Joseph and Pedro is Spanish for Peter. So what is his name, really?

 

 

Josh made a funny about having top teeth. Guess he reads here.

[iwasish]

What about May? Where is she?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, ECM1231 said:

A few times Chantel called Pedro "Pepe" at the tell all, which is a nickname for Jose. Jose is Spanish for Joseph and Pedro is Spanish for Peter. So what is his name, really?

 

 

Josh made a funny about having top teeth. Guess he reads here.

"Azan" is actually named "Hassan", so who knows?

[AussieBabe]

4 minutes ago, iwasish said:

What about May? Where is she?

Somewhere with her head down looking at a tablet with headphones on while mummy makes goo-goo eyes and makes complete fool of herself and mockery of the K1 and K3 processes?

[sainte-chapelle]

Danielle is just using the lawsuit as an excuse to contact Mo. She just can't let go.

[ECM1231]

Ha, Andrei just put Elizabeth's dad in his place. Was it just me or did the dad look a bit frightened by Andrei's forceful response?

[sainte-chapelle]

Kirlyam is beautiful, I bet Pao would be trashing her out of jealousy 

Edited July 23, 2018 by sainte-chapelle

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Somewhere with her head down looking at a tablet with headphones on while mummy makes goo-goo eyes and makes complete fool of herself and mockery of the K1 and K3 processes?

She’s spent half her life doing that, maybe more, literally, while consuming untold numbers of French fries and chicken nuggets. 

. 

[DVDFreaker]

5 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Ha, Andrei just put Elizabeth's dad in his place. Was it just me or did the dad look a bit frightened by Andrei's forceful response?

He does! 

Edited July 23, 2018 by DVDFreaker

[ECM1231]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Kirlyam is beautiful, I b t Pao would be trashing her out of jealousy 

She really is so pretty. I did not watch their season but I am a bit squicked out that she married him at age 20. How did they meet?

[sainte-chapelle]

17 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

A few times Chantel called Pedro "Pepe" at the tell all, which is a nickname for Jose. Jose is Spanish for Joseph and Pedro is Spanish for Peter. So what is his name, really?

 

 

Josh made a funny about having top teeth. Guess he reads here.

As least he had a sense of humour about it. I agree with her about having roommates as an older married couple, it is weird.

Edited July 23, 2018 by sainte-chapelle

[Real Eyes]

47 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Funny how the Russian prostitute gets a past, while all the other women get raked over the coal.  

I don’t think Anfisa was ever a prostitute. 

[DVDFreaker]

I can not stand Patrick’s obsession with pushing Miriam to get in a relationship and giving him a kiss, if Miriam is smart, I would run away fast! 

[Gigglepuff]

Run, Nelson. 

OMG, Dannielle has that Annie Wilkes look in her eyes as she's driving. 

Edited July 23, 2018 by Gigglepuff

[DVDFreaker]

Danielle is an idiot for trying to meet her new potential man and saying she is cursed by Momahed, she is delusional 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

They should have let Anfisa whip Pao’s ass!  Did she get across that stage quick or what?!? Pao talked all that shit but she was nerved up after that altercation.  That’s why she left.  She was rattled as hell!!! Anfisa on the other hand didn’t look the least bit worried.  

[Sofiyya]

Danielle feels like Nelson is "another repeat" of Mohamit, but, it's really another repeat of her.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Ha, Andrei just put Elizabeth's dad in his place. Was it just me or did the dad look a bit frightened by Andrei's forceful response?

I didn’t think Andrei was overly forceful, he was firm and I think the father understood his reasoning. I get the fathers point also. If he truly can’t go to school or work, I can see the dad being bothered by the video games all day. That’s a dangerous habit to get into. It can make you lose that drive to go to school and work. If he can’t go to a college or trade school, can’t he at least attend adult education courses or just attend classes (and pay for it)in a community college without getting college credits. If he is not taking a seat from an otherwise eligible student what’s the harm. 

What a difference though in how her father speaks to him vs Father Chantels accusatory tone with Pedro.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

She really is so pretty. I did not watch their season but I am a bit squicked out that she married him at age 20. How did they meet?

I didn't watch either but I think it was missionary related? Yea 20 is really young.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I didn't watch either but I think it was missionary related?

Yeah, they're both Mormon and Alan was on his mission at the time. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Patrick that was the most chaste kiss ever, you are still in the friend zone

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

10 minutes ago, Real Eyes said:

I don’t think Anfisa was ever a prostitute. 

No i agree she said she was a virgin before Jorge so idk BUT i wish Anfisa would of gotten ahold of Pao and her smugness!!!

[guilfoyleatpp]

I need Anfisa to kick Paola's ass so bad right now. 

The more Pao talks the more I am certain that Anfisa would kick the shit out of her and tear out the remaining parts of her thinning hair.

I actually admire Anfisa's restraint in not pointing out all of Pao's physical flaws. It would be so easy.

Who would have thought that I would ever be on Anfisa's side? 

Edited July 23, 2018 by guilfoyleatpp

[WhatsUpDummy]

Patrick is a pushy creeper. Back it up, she’s not interested. Learn to take no for an answer. 

[Lynnlynnlynn586]

Just now, WhatsUpDummy said:

Patrick is a pushy creeper. Back it up, she’s not interested. Learn to take no for an answer. 

She is NOT into him!!!

[magemaud]

I don’t see a nip slip or vajayjay, but Chantel’s terrible posture...

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

I don’t see a nip slip or vajayjay, but Chantel’s terrible posture...

I don't know why but she reminds me of big bird 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don't know why but she reminds me of big bird 

There’ll be a nip slip if she pulls that dress down any further.

[sainte-chapelle]

In 10 years Pao will be a washed up housewife still blaming Russ for her failures. In 10 years Anfisa will be a divorced businesswoman running a company that specializes in beauty products, the best seller being the red makeup bag.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Something is wrong in the universe when David is the one with sense!  I like him more than Russ at this point.

[lovesnark]

9 minutes ago, iwasish said:

There’ll be a nip slip if she pulls that dress down any further.

She always looks so uncomfortable in the ridiculous dresses she wears. Between the giraffe eyelashes and way too tight dresses, she looks like a caricature. Skin tight, check. Extremely low cut, check. Slit so far up the front that your coochie will show if you don't tug at jt, check. 

Edited July 23, 2018 by lovesnark