Jax Taylor: New Nose? Now Even Nosier

[Lisin]

Here's your Jax topic.

[fliptopbox]

Jax shows off his new nose! Also, looks like he and FI Tom have reparied their friendship since last time we saw them.

 

http://www.bustle.com/articles/47094-why-did-vanderpump-star-jax-taylor-get-surgery-it-wasnt-a-stassi-tattoo-removal-procedure

[fliptopbox]

Oh, and Jax has another woman's name tattooed on his other arm. Carmen. Is that his current chick, or another ex?

[ExplainItAgain]

Looks like his current (at least at the time of filming) flame. I wonder what the Vegas girl thinks about him having two girls' names in permanent ink on his body?

[Lisin]

Oh, and Jax has another woman's name tattooed on his other arm. Carmen. Is that his current chick, or another ex?

 

 

Looks like his current (at least at the time of filming) flame. I wonder what the Vegas girl thinks about him having two girls' names in permanent ink on his body?

 

Honestly? At this point he should just get ALL the names tattooed on himself. That way no one feels left out. 

[ScoobieDoobs]

Wait a minute -- is this the extent of Jax's sweater line?  Really??  Um, I'm reminded of Gretchie poo & her plastic handbags.

 

http://xcaliburshoes.com/collections/all/sweaters

 

This is Jax's new nose?  I don't get why he even bothered.  At least he doesn't look worse.  His surgeon could have really screwed up his face.  Just didn't seem to improve it any to me.

 

http://www.bustle.com/articles/47094-why-did-vanderpump-star-jax-taylor-get-surgery-it-wasnt-a-stassi-tattoo-removal-procedure/image/47094

[psychoticstate]

$300 for a "pullover"?  Are these people high? 

 

Jax' sweater modeling pics make his head look massive.  Well, more massive than normal.  And did someone photoshop the pics so he has absolutely no hips? 

 

From the description: 

 

•3 gauge chunky style with 1,900 count.•

 

 

Yes!  Chunky Sweater lives!

[OnceSane]

Live free, chunky sweater, live free!

Jax looks dirtier now than he did last season…I didn't think that was possible.

[Shelby]

When his chunky sweater line dies, he can always get a new STD named after him.

[methodwriter85]

The undercut look is a really unflattering look for guys with large heads. Believe me, I have a large head and I tried it and it doesn't work.

 

Jax is this big burley guy, and he's got this high, reedy voice. Kinda funny to me.

Edited November 25, 2014 by methodwriter85

[fliptopbox]

Anyone notice Jax's bald spot? It looked similar to a bullet wound, but it probably isn't. Damn.

 

I'm surprised he's not all paranoid and talking about how he needs plugs. Although maybe he doesn't even realize it's there.

[Shelby]

The undercut look is a really unflattering look for guys with large heads. Believe me, I have a large head and I tried it and it doesn't work.

Jax is this big burley guy, and he's got this high, reedy voice. Kinda funny to me.

Agreed that Jax's head is huge, but Jax does not strike me as burly.

Actually, although these guys have muscle definition from the gym, they all seem like short skinny pipsqueeks to me. But I'm from the Midwest.

[Granimal]

I just wanted to share that I belong to a pet social media group and have noticed that "Jax" seems to be the new it name for dogs!

[jojomano]

Lol! Dogs are much too good for Jax!

[beesknees]

My SIL just bought a new puppy last week (from a puppy mill, I think).  The dog is bat shit crazy.  Of course she named it Jax.  I prefer to call it Wacko-Jacko. But this is also the term I use when refering to Jax Taylor.

Edited January 6, 2015 by beesknees

[charmed1]

Jax reminds me of The Situation in so many ways.

[Fuzzysox]

Life of Jax:

 

[OnceSane]

Jax reminds me of The Situation in so many ways.

I would take The Stuation over Jax any day of the week and twice on Sundays. At least I know he bathed regularly; I can't say the same for Jax with any certainty.

[charmed1]

Ha ha. But you can say you saw him shower once. I know you'd like to forget as would the rest of us. But if I have to be traumatized by the image of that greasy ass shaking it in the shower, I want everyone to be traumatized.

I'll say that Jax is a mixture of the Sitch and Robert Downey, Jr.'s character in Less than Zero. Oh and also a Klingon.

[fliptopbox]

Somehow, even after seeing the episode twice I managed to miss Jax's shower incident. My eyeballs and I are glad for that. Hopefully I will miss it again on the rerun, cos I managed to fall asleep during the second half of both airings, and DirecTV sucks with getting current eps into their On Demand system. They're consistently a week behind on Bravo shows. :(

[methodwriter85]

I would take The Stuation over Jax any day of the week and twice on Sundays. At least I know he bathed regularly; I can't say the same for Jax with any certainty.

 

       The Situation probably smelled really good. I sure as hell wouldn't guess the same for Jax.

 

       When I saw the shower scene, I just thought, "Wow, roid gut to the max."

[FozzyBear]

The Situation probably smelled really good. I sure as hell wouldn't guess the same for Jax.

When I saw the shower scene, I just thought, "Wow, roid gut to the max."

Ehh, I think the Situation smells like Axe Body Spray. Which is still an improvement over smelling like tequila and Kristen sex. Edited January 9, 2015 by FozzyBear

[methodwriter85]

I don't mind Axe so much. Eh. I hung out around bros in the mid-2000s. What can I say?

 

It's crazy that Jax's Twitter profile picture looks like it's about 5 years old or heavily photoshopped. I shudder to think about what he'll be like at 40.

Edited January 9, 2015 by methodwriter85

[methodwriter85]

Jason/Jax. I KNEW Jax had to be a fake name LOL.

 

Check out Jax and John when he was Jason.

Edited January 14, 2015 by methodwriter85

[charmed1]

That's one of the pictures they showed on the show. Call me crazy, but I think Jason/Jax looks even older in his younger pictures. Maybe it's the endless supply of grease he secretes.

[jojomano]

Jason's nose looks so different! Even before his nose job different.

[Persnickety1]

Okay, posters, feast your eyes on this little find:

 

https://www.facebook.com/jaxtaylorfitness

 

https://twitter.com/jaxfitnessapp

 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/jax-taylor-fitness/id821434792?mt=8

 

http://jaxtaylorfitness.com/

 

As soon as I'm done chortling I may have to vomit.  Such a strange mix of emotions "Jax Taylor Fitness" evokes.  

 

ETA:  Oh holy hell, the giggles just keep on coming....From the above linked Jax Taylor Fitness page:

 

 

Announcement! ‪#‎jaxtaylorfitness‬ just made 100% free!! Download at http://t.co/5FUwtr5LQ2 to gain access to all of the featured workouts

Edited January 17, 2015 by Persnickety1

[Sun-Bun]

Jason/Jax. I KNEW Jax had to be a fake name LOL.

Check out Jax and John when he was Jason.

I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I think Jax looks way better now---he just looks like a big-nosed, fugly version of Johnathon Schaech in that old pic. As gross as he is in all his douchetacular glory, I think the sculpted shorter hair and facial hair actually suits him and his big shovel-sized head. And obviously the nose job was somewhat necessary.

Now as for the personality, there's just no prettying that mess up.

[JenE4]

Season 1 is on now. Just saw the scene with Lisa confronting Jax and Laura-Leigh for having sex in the SUR bathroom. And now I can see how I used to think Jax was handsome. He looks like a completely different person between season 1 and now. I think all of those "supplements" he's taken have just made him completely bloated and have totally changed his face shape. Although he looks totally different (worse) in his younger modeling photos, too. Somehow he gets a new face/head every year or two? Season 1 may have been his best year--maybe the only good year.

Edited January 26, 2015 by JenE4

[Smiles]

He gave up on the app already? Before it even got airtime? lol

[charmed1]

Season 1 is on now. Just saw the scene with Lisa confronting Jax and Laura-Leigh for having sex in the SUR bathroom. And now I can see how I used to think Jax was handsome. He looks like a completely different person between season 1 and now. I think all of those "supplements" he's taken have just made him completely bloated and have totally changed his face shape. Although he looks totally different (worse) in his younger modeling photos, too. Somehow he gets a new face/head every year or two? Season 1 may have been his best year--maybe the only good year.

Heh. Jax Man-E-Faces.

[quinn]

From tmz.com

 

'Vanderpump Rules' Jax Taylor - Arrested for Felony Theft ... Over Hawaiian Sunglasses

7/18/2015 8:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

-snip-

['Vanderpump Rules' Jax Taylor got] busted for allegedly stealing a very expensive pair of shades.

Law enforcement sources tell us, Jax is still in the slammer with no immediate prospect of getting out. We're told he allegedly went to a sunglasses shop and stole a pair. He was arrested at his hotel a block away.

The glasses had to be worth more than $300 ... the minimum in Hawaii for charging someone with felony theft.

-snip-

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/18/jax-taylor-arrested-jail-stealing-sunglasses-hawaii-vanderpump-rules/#ixzz3gGs66RB4

Edited July 18, 2015 by quinn

[HunterHunted]

They are apparently filming in Hawaii. I'd hate to think that this is a story for the show. Chances are 50/50. Jax is an idiot so it might be real and Jax is idiot enough to contrive this theft as a story for the show.

Edited July 18, 2015 by HunterHunted

[The Mighty Peanut]

More on Fast Times at Sunglass Hut with Jax Taylor. http://tamaratattles.com/2015/07/18/vanderpump-rules-jax-taylor-is-in-jail-in-hawaii/#more-16697

How in the world are sunglasses felony theft? They must've been expensive.

Edited July 18, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[Shelby]

What a loser.

And he totally ripped off the "chunky sweater" idea from Justin Bobby.

[ScoobieDoobs]

Yeah, Daily Mail is all over this story-

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3166503/Vanderpump-Rules-star-Jax-Taylor-arrested-jailed-Hawaii-stealing-pricey-sunglasses-vacation-girlfriend.html

 

Man, that nose job didn't do much for him, did it?  He still looks greasy & swollen.  Loser.

 

I was wondering if this show was coming back.  

[The Mighty Peanut]

Here's a surveillance pic from the woman (twitter handle is @bianca_thedoll) who was working while Jax stole a pair of $350 Tiffany sunglasses. The, er, embellishments are hers. Apparently, Jax generously stole them for his new girlfriend, who Instagrammed herself wearing them and later took it down after Jax's arrest. I don't know what's up with Jax and sunglasses -- he also stole Carmen's Alexander McQueen sunglasses when she left them at his place and gave them to Katie as a birthday gift.

Edited July 19, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[Panda]

There's now surveillance video of the theft: http://www.tmz.com/2015/07/20/jax-taylor-surveillance-video-steal-sunglasses-arrest/

 

The way he wanders around, pretending to be looking for glasses to buy, is hilarious. He is such a bad actor. 

Edited July 20, 2015 by Panda

[zenme]

OMG! What a fucking loser! At one point it looks like he's looking for a surveillance camera.  What an ass.  Something tells me he's going to either get off, or get his charge busted down.  If this arrest is filmed for the show, then let the season begin! I gotta see how he's going to spin this.

[The Mighty Peanut]

I'm not sure he'll be able to escape unscathed. For a first offense I'm sure he could plea the felony down to a misdemeanor since he was only $50 over the cusp. But he has (or had) outstanding bench warrants, a history of missed court dates, and multiple DUIs. He has not been a good boy. He needs to lawyer up.

Edited August 2, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[ScoobieDoobs]

Boy, you are so right.  With a crap lawyer & a stern judge, he could get some jail time.  Oh, not much, but he could get a few months, believe it or not, given his history.  He would get zero sympathy from most judges.  This is a man, not some young kid.  An extremely irresponsible one, but an adult male of 36 years old.  He's not a boy, despite dressing & acting like a teen.  Btw, is he dressed like a total douche, when he's stealing the sunglasses or what?  My 15 year old nephew dresses like that.  On him, I guess it's OK.  On Jason/Jax?  Not so much.

[Chrissytd]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3189911/Vanderpump-Rules-star-Jax-Taylor-defends-wake-felony-sunglasses-theft-charge.html

[JenE4]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3189911/Vanderpump-Rules-star-Jax-Taylor-defends-wake-felony-sunglasses-theft-charge.html

Jax's girlfriend has a cotton ball on her arm like she just had a blood test--I'm presuming she didn't just donate blood. She also looked like she could be pregnant, but I've never seen her before so maybe she just has a rounded belly. If so, can we preemptively call DYFS on behalf of a fetus?

[AnnieBananie]

On all of the previews for S4 - we're seeing women who are falling over themselves to be with Jax. From the previews for Episode 2, apparently there's some girl he met on social media (?) who flew out (??) or he flew out (???) to L.A.

 

It just blows my mind that any female who has watched one episode... no, scratch that, who has watched THREE MINUTES of him on "Vanderpump Rules" (I can't speak for spending any time in Jax's presence) would still be interested in him romantically, seeing how he's treated women, how he's dated them on the show, how he interacts with them professionally, etc.

 

Even if I were nuts enough to work with him, I'd have to slather myself in Purel just to be near him. Dating him? I'd have to be out of my mind. So I can't possibly understand why any woman would think it would be in her best interest to date that loser. (The recent shoplifting arrest notwithstanding.)

[methodwriter85]

So I can't possibly understand why any woman would think it would be in her best interest to date that loser. (The recent shoplifting arrest notwithstanding.)

 

Camera time. Lots and lots of camera time.

[OnceSane]

Camera time. Lots and lots of camera time.

*fistbump*

[Long Spot]

Jax just strikes me as a walking STD at this point.  *shudder*

 

I remember on the reunion last year, Stassi mentioned there were things caused by Jax that she would be dealing with long term (very loosely paraphrased) and I remember blurting out HERPES!!!!

[jojomano]

When I see Jax, I always think of his liver. Lol

[BogoGog24]

When I think of Jax I think of those cheese balls. Guess the name fits?

[HumblePi]

If I ever got close enough to Jax in person, I'd want one of these Wonder Woman magic bracelets to fend off the creepy crawler crud emissions that Jax throws off.

 

Edited November 20, 2015 by HumblePi