Spoilers and Speculation: Clink Boom and Cheese Fondue

[Chairperson Meow]

And he'll keep a secret because Helena.

Or because Sonny simply forgot Monica exists, like everyone else in town. Sonny answers to no woman.

[Tiger]

Genie, especially her hair, looks great in the Mon sneak peak.   But that's not going to entice me to come even leave the Vodka Room, let alone the Barge itself.  

 

I cant believe that as of Monday, I havent watch this show in two full months.  I really csnt believe that my last may have been Bry-dog and Rob Watson strangely flirting with each other.  

 

Ah well, ABC doesnt know has to count 'da menz' demos anyway.  

[OnceSane]

Greenlee Hayden working at ELQ?

Lol. Yup. She's not so dead Emily Quartermaine. So predictable, Show. Let me guess, Monica will never learn her daughter is alive either. But Sonny will!

It's important for Sonny to know the true identity of his next slampiece.

[Chairperson Meow]

It's important for Sonny to know the true identity of his next slampiece.

Run, Greenlee, Run!

This is not a drill.

[dubbel zout]

Michael and Morgan have to answer to Sonny

What's he gonna do? Spank them? Although I guess he can take away Morgan's lunch money.

 

FFS. Did Sonny really want Max to be the Corinthos rep at the Five Families meeting? Joss would have been more effective than Max.

[UYI]

Genie, especially her hair, looks great in the Mon sneak peak.   But that's not going to entice me to come even leave the Vodka Room, let alone the Barge itself.  

 

I cant believe that as of Monday, I havent watch this show in two full months.  I really csnt believe that my last may have been Bry-dog and Rob Watson strangely flirting with each other.  

 

Ah well, ABC doesnt know has to count 'da menz' demos anyway.  

 

I'm not only on the barge, I'm even behind on the main episode thread, to the point where it's almost not worth catching up.

 

I might come back for the November 6th episode, though. 

[LeftPhalange]

Has it actually been confirmed that everyone will find out about Jason on 11/6?

[OnceSane]

Has it actually been confirmed that everyone will find out about Jason on 11/6?

Nope, we just know that is when the Jake/Liz wedding occurs…and we expect some part of the truth to come out because it's a soap wedding trope.

[peachmangosteen]

FFS. Did Sonny really want Max to be the Corinthos rep at the Five Families meeting? Joss would have been more effective than Max.

 

I have no doubt Joss would make a great mob boss. But luckily Carly apparently decided to be a good mother for one of her children and sent Joss away to be with the only decent person in her family, Jax.

Edited October 3, 2015 by peachmangosteen

[yowsah1]

I have no doubt Joss would make a great mob boss. But luckily Carly apparently decided to be a good mother for one of her children and sent Joss away to be with the only decent person in her family, Jax.

 

Good mother, my ass.  She sent Joss away because she had a shiney new toy to play with in Avery.

[peachmangosteen]

Good mother, my ass.  She sent Joss away because she had a shiney new toy to play with in Avery.

 

Yes, but it actually ended up being the best decision she has ever made as a mother.

[ch1]

The bottom line is that Joss is not Sonny's spawn so she is of no use to Carly (and the writers).

[Chairperson Meow]

I just hope Joss doesn't develop a bipolar douche gambling problem. You know, like some people.

[majormama]

I hope Jax has hired a private tutor since Joss has missed like a month of school. We don't want her to end up as dumb as Morgan. 

[dubbel zout]

I have no doubt Jax is doing right by Joss; plus, she's already smarter than Morgan.

[WendyCR72]

I have no doubt Jax is doing right by Joss; plus, she's already smarter than Morgan.

 

An amoeba is smarter than Morgan. It isn't a high bar to surpass here.

[Chairperson Meow]

An amoeba is smarter than Morgan. It isn't a high bar to surpass here.

This could be a fun, new game.

Things Smarter Than Morgan!

[CPP83]

An amoeba is smarter than Morgan. It isn't a high bar to surpass here.

 

 

 

The ass pimple on an amoeba is smarter than Morgan. Anything that has any actual, real purpose is smarter than that toolbox.

[movingtargetgal]

The pus within the ass pimple on an amoeba is smarter than Morgan. 

[Chairperson Meow]

Okay, but who's dumber- Morgan or Sonny when he defends his crimes?

[aw86]

KMc hinting on twitter at a GH return.  Please let her come back, reunite with her kid, and get the hell out of PC before they destroy her further.  I don't want her begging Sam, Anna, and Patrick for forgiveness for being kidnapped.

 

Hey @GeneralHospital will we see a wedding between @RyanCarnes1 & @parryshen? Also will we see a return of Robin aka @whitewatercrew?

Kimberly McCullough ‏@whitewatercrew 5h
@****** Hmm  

there was a winky face after the hmm too

Edited October 5, 2015 by aw86

[Aprilshowers]

This could be a fun, new game.

Things Smarter Than Morgan!

 

I don't get it I mean he has Sonny and Carly for parents he should be a manipulative condescending  hypocritical ass. But he can't even pull that off right.

[dubbel zout]

he has Sonny and Carly for parents he should be a manipulative condescending  hypocritical ass. But he can't even pull that off right.

 

Those qualities canceled each other out in Morgan, so the dunderhead quality won.

[ulkis]

https://instagram.com/p/8blqqUBErl/?taken-by=keeelyt

 

Brydog and Kelly in Houston, so maybe this means we get a bit of a Morgan break and someone finally tranquilizes him? Because I'm pretty sure the show is taping right now.

[TeeVee329]

Hey @GeneralHospital will we see a wedding between @RyanCarnes1 & @parryshen? Also will we see a return of Robin aka @whitewatercrew?

Kimberly McCullough ‏@whitewatercrew 5h

@****** Hmm  

there was a winky face after the hmm too

 

This poor Tweeter, we'll be lucky if we ever see Lucas (who?) and Brad (who?) again, let alone getting married.

[HeatLifer]

KMc hinting on twitter at a GH return. Please let her come back, reunite with her kid, and get the hell out of PC before they destroy her further. I don't want her begging Sam, Anna, and Patrick for forgiveness for being kidnapped.

Hey @GeneralHospital will we see a wedding between @RyanCarnes1 & @parryshen? Also will we see a return of Robin aka @whitewatercrew?

Kimberly McCullough ‏@whitewatercrew 5h

@****** Hmm

there was a winky face after the hmm too

The timing of this is really interesting. I give this a "Hmm", as well. Edited October 5, 2015 by HeatLifer

[ulkis]

If she is coming back, someone needs to tell Frank now is not the time to play coy. Freaking announce it.

[HeatLifer]

With the state of the ratings, yeah, this is the time for the announcement and the exact date/time she'll be on-screen.

But there's still something so fishy about this to me, lol.

[KerleyQ]

https://instagram.com/p/8blqqUBErl/?taken-by=keeelyt

 

Brydog and Kelly in Houston, so maybe this means we get a bit of a Morgan break and someone finally tranquilizes him? Because I'm pretty sure the show is taping right now.

 

At first glance, I thought he was engaging in a little public urination.  And I wasn't even remotely surprised by the idea. 

[UYI]

https://instagram.com/p/8blqqUBErl/?taken-by=keeelyt

 

Brydog and Kelly in Houston, so maybe this means we get a bit of a Morgan break and someone finally tranquilizes him? Because I'm pretty sure the show is taping right now.

 

Isn't Kelly from Houston? I know she's from somewhere in Texas. 

[ulkis]

Yeah, she is.

[Tiger]

If KMc goes come back for a bit, I want Robin to come into a town like a hurricane, announce either she rescued herself or an off-screen Robert did, tell everyone especially Patrick to fuck off, grab her daughter and get the hell away from Port Chuckles.

 

If Jason decides to leave, Patrick can leave town to beg Robin for forgiveness.

Edited October 5, 2015 by Tiger

[katie9918]

If Kim comes back to escort Jason off canvas, I want not a reference to the horribleness of the past two years, other than a simple heartfelt apology from Patrick, an indication that both have been suffering some form of PTSD, and a ride off into the sunset. They can take or leave that brat Emma, I don't give a crap about her or Anna.

I wish I could muster some righteous anger and indignation towards Patrick on Robin's behalf. But this dude hasn't been Patrick since Shrulu and twit Maxie got him off the pills.

UO, I know, but Robin's complete whitewashing of her neglectful mother has never sat well with me, either, especially after the humiliation and blame Robert got put through after he was finally able to return from the dead, having only stayed away so long to protect Robin and Anna and Mac.

[HeatLifer]

If KMc goes come back for a bit, I want Robin to come into a town like a hurricane, announce either she rescued herself or an off-screen Robert did, tell everyone especially Patrick to fuck off, grab her daughter and get the hell away from Port Chuckles.

This is all that should happen. There is not enough time to have Anna, Patrick and Robot Minion come back from their complete apathy. And, tbh, I'm not interested. They made their choices, y'all!

[yowsah1]

If KMc goes come back for a bit, I want Robin to come into a town like a hurricane, announce either she rescued herself or an off-screen Robert did, tell everyone especially Patrick to fuck off, grab her daughter and get the hell away from Port Chuckles.

 

Knowing how this show rolls, more likely we'll Robin staring into a window forlornly, getting drenched in the rain as Patrick and Sam exchange their vows to the strains of "So Happy Together".

[BestestAuntEver]

Knowing how this show rolls, more likely we'll Robin staring into a window forlornly, getting drenched in the rain as Patrick and Sam exchange their vows to the strains of "So Happy Together".

I'll loose my shit!!!

Add me to the Robin better not apologize, ask for forgiveness or feel guilty crew. I'm not here for that. My girl needs to come in like Cookie Lyons and tell everyone other than Mac (Felicia) to fuck the fuck off. I'll accept some slaps and broom handle beatings.

[HeatLifer]

Knowing how this show rolls, more likely we'll Robin staring into a window forlornly, getting drenched in the rain as Patrick and Sam exchange their vows to the strains of "So Happy Together".

Sam will be in Robin's wedding dress and Anna will say, "It really does look better on you." Emma, of course, will be nodding in the background and chewing on cookies courtesy of Sabrina.

[TeeVee329]

Ha, Patrick and Sam are never exchange weddings vows.  Not unless Liz goes super bonkers and forces them to at gunpoint.

[HeatLifer]

Ha, Patrick and Sam are never exchange weddings vows. Not unless Liz goes super bonkers and forces them to at gunpoint.

Nothing will shock me!

[WendyCR72]

I think how this plays - and I realize it's not ideal for the just-Robin fans contingent - depends on if KMc is indeed returning, obviously. But assuming she does, I think it'll depend on whether Jason Thompson is staying or going. I know, many here don't want a reunion, but just going by the show, I think if JT is going, Robin will come back, there will be angst and tears, but they exit together with Emma in tow after a quick reconciliation.

 

If JT stays, I can see the angry Robin scenario and Emma occasionally making off screen visits to her mother.

 

But the timing, considering the JT rumors, is curious.

[SlovakPrincess]

I think how this plays - and I realize it's not ideal for the just-Robin fans contingent - depends on if KMc is indeed returning, obviously. But assuming she does, I think it'll depend on whether Jason Thompson is staying or going. I know, many here don't want a reunion, but just going by the show, I think if JT is going, Robin will come back, there will be angst and tears, but they exit together with Emma in tow after a quick reconciliation.

If JT stays, I can see the angry Robin scenario and Emma occasionally making off screen visits to her mother.

But the timing, considering the JT rumors, is curious.

Honestly, at this point just tell me Helena brainwashed Robin AND everyone Robin knows to act like an imbecile, and everyone wakes up and there are apologies to Robin and tears and forgiveness and some measure of happiness coming out of this heinous shit story. Tell me Robin actually was eating croissants in Paris until Helena's "programming" wore off.

After all the bullshit unreality and "Helena reasons" we've put up with, I can handle some stupidity in the service of good. I don't want Robin being hurt or angry or hating her family -- she still ends up unhappy.

Just fix all these characters that got fucked all to hell for fucking Jaaaaason.

Edited October 6, 2015 by SlovakPrincess

[UYI]

Knowing how this show rolls, more likely we'll Robin staring into a window forlornly, getting drenched in the rain as Patrick and Sam exchange their vows to the strains of "So Happy Together".

 

The idea that you think this show can afford the rights to a classic 60's hit like "Happy Together" by the Turtles is cute. ;)

[UYI]

At first glance, I thought he was engaging in a little public urination.  And I wasn't even remotely surprised by the idea. 

 

Well Ozzy Osbourne got in trouble for peeing on the Alamo back in the day in San Antonio, so Texas has actually had it worse.

[JaneDigby]

Ha, Patrick and Sam are never exchange weddings vows.  Not unless Liz goes super bonkers and forces them to at gunpoint.

 

I'd take the day off for that. Mainly because fear might awaken those two from their torpor. 

[HeatLifer]

But the timing, considering the JT rumors, is curious.

Yup, that's where I'm at. Because Frank/the writers pretty much made it clear they weren't even going to touch the Robin part of the story this year. But now suddenly Kim is replying to tweets about the subject (which I don't think she would do if she wasn't involved with the show) and JT is rumored to go? It's all strange. And annoying. Because, as usual, it will be some rushed bs. Because, AS USUAL, the show destroyed something beyond recognition.

Edited October 6, 2015 by HeatLifer

[ulkis]

Edited cause I'm not sure they're valid now.

Edited October 6, 2015 by ulkikis

[LeftPhalange]

 

Dillon makes his move, and is shot down, he turns to Valerie

 

So Dillon is stupid enough to tell happily married Lulu that he loves her and actually expected her to what, dump Dante for him?

 

 

Lulu has big news to share

 

Lulu to Dante: "I'm pregnant."

 

 

Alexis drops a bombshell on Julian

 

Alexis to Julian: "I'm pregnant."

 

 

Friday Oct 23rd, will be a festive day for Elizabeth Webber as she is asked to be a guest of honor.

 

I don't know what to make of this. At first I misread it and thought it said "maid of honor" and I was about to react strongly. 

[HeatLifer]

Omg, Robin will have spent her last FOUR bdays in captivity. Hold me.

I don't know what to make of this. At first I misread it and thought it said "maid of honor" and I was about to react strongly.

I'm sure I'm going to have a strong reax to whatever it is.

Edited October 6, 2015 by HeatLifer

[Badsamaritan]

Sounds suspiciously like a wedding shower. Who on earth would be there? Not Grams, she'll be locked safely in her bedroom while she 'watches' those poor messed up kids of Liez's. Piph I'm guessing? Maybe Sabrina and Felix? Who else would care? Laura, to throw shade from the sidelines? Surely they won't put Sam in the mix, right? I'm playing, y'all, Uncle Frank never met a soap trope he didn't wanna beat with a dead horse, turn it into glue, and stick it on the anvils he drops like torrential acid rain on what little audience he has left.

I'm not convinced Liez is OOC. Didn't she come to town as a schemer, tryna take her sister's man? They changed her after the rape to facilitate LnL2, right? But a certain nature has always been there. I think that's what's bugging me, her acting like she been this stellar citizen when she was tryna justify to Nik about why she deserved it. I'd have way more respect if she just owned it. But she wants her cake & eat it too. If she just said yeah this is fucked up, and I'm bein selfish than a mug and I don't give a damn, fuck 'em. Imma get mine, yo. Or something to that effect.

[HeatLifer]

This is probably not considered a spoiler, but just in case. KeMo and JT posted adoooorbs! pics of themselves w/ Brooklyn. I wonder if the matching braids with the girls is for one of the weddings? Or maybe the writers are taking trolling to new levels and Sam/Emma are going to be twins. JT still needs a damn haircut, though.

https://instagram.com/p/8g46Z2gK-J/

https://instagram.com/p/8hDXWiubmV/