S08.E12: Gag Gift

[KungFuBunny]

Anyone else questioning Dorit's choice of words "By forcing myself on her"?

[Straycat80]

Dorito, that was not an apology it was a sexual assault. And have some dignity. 

[noveltylibrary]

Dorit would make a great psychotic stalker.

[nexxie]

Dorit is seriously delusional and disturbed. Run Lisa, run!

[KungFuBunny]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Dorito, that was not an apology it was a sexual assault. And have some dignity. 

I'm thinking PK's demand was yoo bet tah suck oop to Lee sah an mayke thangs royht

[CatMomma]

That was not okay.  Dorit was aggressive and LVP looked legit uncomfortable. 

Edited March 7, 2018 by CatMomma

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, noveltylibrary said:

Dorit would make a great psychotic stalker.

What do you mean by would make? She is being psychotic stalker and LVP wasn’t  looking Happy about being straddled. 

Erika looked so genuinely excited and happy about going digital. I do agree with her thought. I didn’t like the look of that guy either. 

[Straycat80]

I think it’s funny they are going to give  Dorito her drink out of that green glass. A red solo cup would be funnier. 

Edited March 7, 2018 by Straycat80

[gundysgirl]

LVP getting all kinds of passive aggressive with the glasses. Wasn't she taking up for Dorit and the glass thing back before Dorit was talking smack about her? She will always get you back and make you pay. 

[KungFuBunny]

I meant to say earlier a pink flamingo on a diamond leash would be a perfect gift for LVP

[dosodog]

I LOVE YOU VANDERPUMP!  LOVE! YOU!

That was the most delicious smirk she had when purring about taking the piss out of Dorit.

I'm going to practice that smirk in the mirror.

And use it as a weapon! 

[CatMomma]

1 minute ago, gundysgirl said:

LVP getting all kinds of passive aggressive with the glasses. Wasn't she taking up for Dorit and the glass thing back before Dorit was talking smack about her? She will always get you back and make you pay. 

She had no idea Dorit was talking shit at the time.  Now, Dorit scared the shit out of her. 

I have never been so uncomfortable watching any RH show. 

[esco1822]

Am I the only one who initially thought that the mannequin in the lingerie shop window was Dorit?

[gundysgirl]

Erika is on fucking fire tonight. She gets it all. 

[nexxie]

LVP really loves playing people against each other - Teddi Bear, my ass!

Edited March 7, 2018 by nexxie

[Straycat80]

This Camille is getting close to season one (or was it two) Camille. Get her girl. Erika is right, Dorito can dish out the ‘jokes’ but she can’t take it herself. 

[KungFuBunny]

Anyone else waiting for Camille to have another sip of LVP Rose and scream Dorit, you're such a stupid cunt!

[Sarcastica]

Camille "Da GAWD" Grammer" Yessssss!

[KungFuBunny]

No Dorit, this is a side of LVP you've seen before, you've just not been the target until now

LVP needs to make you understand you're not an equal to her

Edited March 7, 2018 by KungFuBunny

[Keywestclubkid]

Lisa V omg that was a bitch check mate move OMG

[CatMomma]

5 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

No Dorit, this is a side of LVP you've seen before, you've just not been the target until now

LVP needs to make you understand you're not an equal to her

And it was delicious.  Now,  Kyle can shut up. LVP had her back. Just.  Wait. 

[missyb]

On March 2, 2018 at 11:19 AM, Silo said:

I think Lisa realizes she can’t really “control” Dorit’s obnoxious behavior so she’s going to shame her in front of PK so that he’ll try to control it more in the future.

After seeing the episode , I think you hit the nail on the head. But, Dorit did get a lot of hits tonight ( bday party). Although I really do not like her as i see her, I admire her walking out when she had enough abuse. 

Weird editing on the earring scene. On e minute Lisa is exchanging her new cartier earrings for her old ones, which Dorit puts on and is told hehe loo good in. Next scene, Lisa has the old earrings on again. 

Edited March 7, 2018 by missyb

[Bronzedog]

LVP handled Dorito straddling her much better than I would have.  And, all the "I love yous" have just gotten creepy.

[JAYJAY1979]

I think people forget that each show needs to have someone not crazy or over the top... but maybe on BHOBH it doesn't play very well.. with Joyce and now Teddi as perfect examples of that not playing well.  Also, Teddi and RHOC's Tamra finally met in person and they photograph well together... with the crazies on that show, I think someone like Teddi would fit in better there (Jeana was more low key and fit in well during the first five seasons.. so maybe a show like the OC could accept a more low key person like Teddi).

If we want Dorit to be fired.. we should give her no attention then Andy will fire her.

Edited March 7, 2018 by JAYJAY1979

[dosodog]

Teddi Bear sure was lapping up all the LVP attention.  

Well.  I'm torn.  LVP can slice and dice a person verbally with such precision and finesse.  It's a thing of beauty really.  But the kind side of me didn’t like the pile on from all sides.

Teddi.  I wonder if that's how Ivanka behaves at the dinner table.  Smugly enjoying being the favorite.  

Camille.  You say it's a joke at the party, but clearly in your TH, it wasn't a joke, but an insult gift.

Ericka. You're correct in comparing panties to ball gag.  But you lose me with your ownership lecture. Beverly Beach please.  Who hung Rinner out to dry with Yolanda and then went all "I'm exhausted from performing".

PK was right.  Make swimsuits at an affordable price.  Change Nava to Beverly Beach.  I would have called you brilliant if you had added Please to the name.  A fun play on bitch.  That encapsulates your wife this season.  Beverly Beach Please.

Due to a work phone call, I missed a good chunk of the show.  

Why was Teddi Bear and her twin in sumo outfits?

[missyb]

Shock of Shock, most of the blogs are up already on Bravotv.com.

[emma675]

I will admit, Erika's talking head with her evil cackling after the cut away from Dorit asking if she talked such shit when she had a drink was everything for me.  She was cracking me up tonight .

[Reality police]

Dorit could not take anything at the lunch. Maybe she thought she had glossed over everything at Camille's the night before. She can't read LVP yet. 

I thought the ball gag was so funny, Dorit cant get her head out of her a$$ long enough to see that. Maybe she thought LVP would come to her aid and tell Camille that it wasn't appropriate. Too bad, you made your bed Dorit. 

The discussion about Teddy Bear, I thought Dorit and Kyle were both going to explode. Well played LVP, I loved it. 

Slink out the door Dorit, like the 12 year old you are. I did get a little upset when LVP followed her to the door. She didn't apologize so i am ok.

Maybe i like and understand LVP because she reminds me of my mother. Give you enough rope to hang yourself and then she would kick out the chair. I miss her. ?

Edited March 7, 2018 by Reality police

[breezy424]

Camille was 'stealth' at Lisa's birthday party.  I also appreciated Erika bringing up the cheeky gag joke panties that Dorit bought Erika.  Dorit only has a sense of humor when the joke is on someone else.

Loved the decorations for both LVP and Camille's parties.  Teddi made major points with LVP with the pink non saddle. 

Note to Dorit:  This is how LVP makes you pay when you've offended or hurt her. 

[Chit Chat]

8 minutes ago, dosodog said:

Why was Teddi Bear and her twin in sumo outfits?

This was one of Teddi's clients.  They were there to do some kind of super sweat thing.  Not my cup of tea to be rolled up like a burrito and then practically sweat to death.  No thank you!   

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, gundysgirl said:

I have such second hand embarrassment for Dorit. 

I was watching and thinking the same thing....and thinking what a clearly disgusting display of ass-kissing!!  "I LOOOOVE YOU, LISA!!!!!!"  No, Dorit - you do NOT love Lisa - you love the opportunity remaining friends with her will offer you and your try-hard husband...like a somewhat steady paycheck!  

After the conversation about the swimwear line between PK and Dorit was over, and the cameras were gone, I am 1000% positive he gave Dorit major hell for biting the jeweled hand that feeds them (in a secondary way).  

[Fiero425]

1 hour ago, CatMomma said:

That was not okay.  Dorit was aggressive and LVP looked legit uncomfortable. 

I would have pushed the b!tch off of me! That was a rotten attempt at making up! It would be just about as awkward as a rapist trying to make amends! ;-)

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Dorit is seriously delusional and disturbed. Run Lisa, run!

She can't run....Dorit was straddling her like she was a runaway horse!  ;-)

[Fiero425]

51 minutes ago, CatMomma said:

She had no idea Dorit was talking shit at the time.  Now, Dorit scared the shit out of her. 

I have never been so uncomfortable watching any RH show. 

Well Dorit got paid back in spades for her big mouth; catching it from all sides! At LVP's BD lunch, Camille brought a "ball gag" for Dorit, LVP slapped her about concerning their relationship, and the others got in some milder shots letting her know "b!tch; you ain't getting away with this $#!t any longer!" She storms out when the tension got too much for her! The preview for future episodes has Erika saying to someone that she's peeved when someone has "temporary amnesia!" I can only guess she's talking to Dorit who acts clueless all too often! She's not that dumb, but loves playing as if she hasn't any idea why people are upset with her! ;-)

[njbchlover]

50 minutes ago, CatMomma said:

She had no idea Dorit was talking shit at the time.  Now, Dorit scared the shit out of her. 

I have never been so uncomfortable watching any RH show. 

Different situation, but I felt just as uncomfortable watching that scene with Dorit and LVP as I did when watching Kelly Bensimon's Scary Island breakdown (RHNY).  And, LVP looked completely uncomfortable and almost afraid.

[Fiero425]

9 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

This was one of Teddi's clients.  They were there to do some kind of super sweat thing.  Not my cup of tea to be rolled up like a burrito and then practically sweat to death.  No thank you!   

...and these fools pay big money for it! Stupid! ;-)

[BlackMamba]

This was probably the most stinging episode I ever seen on RHOBH. 

Dorit is feeling what other HWs have felt from Kyle and Brandi - You get on LVP's bad side, she turns into Alexis Carrington and becomes a cold-hearted passive aggressive bitch.  She will make you feel the lowest low if you try it and doesn't even have to scream at you to do it.  

As for the gag balls, clear the most insulting, meanest,  clapback gift ever.  I guess Camille was entitled to do it since she felt embarrassed and obviously still pissed at Dorit's drunken mouth several episodes back.  That was Dorit's karma vintage Camille style. 

Did I feel bad for Dorit... almost... I do believe she needs to shut her mouth at times and stop making so many unnecessary waves then when she dishes she can't take it.  Hopefully she learns to pick and chose her battles after her televised humiliation. 

As for boring Teddi being LVP's new bestie, she better not get too comfortable with that title.  If she saw what has happened to Dorit and Kyle this season when LVP becomes unglued, she better tread lightly.  Yeah the Pumpy fans are loving her on Twitter but it only takes one time before LVP is under attack and LVP's fans and LVP will treat her like yesterday's roadkill. 

[Chit Chat]

14 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

I also appreciated Erika bringing up the cheeky gag joke panties that Dorit bought Erika.  Dorit only has a sense of humor when the joke is on someone else.

Dorit sure didn't mind embarrassing the hell out of Erika when panty gate happened.  A true friend would've just let that incident go, but many of the ladies continually threw that in her face.  I felt bad for Erika at that time.  Kyle actually encouraged Dorit to give Erika the gift of panties saying that she wanted to see the look on Erika's face when Dorit gave them to her.  I was disappointed in Kyle for that.  Anyway, Dorit should've learned that the best way to handle this situation is to laugh and at least pretend like you're a good sport about the joke, then it'll all die down much faster.  

[missyb]

2 minutes ago, BlackMamba said:

 

As for boring Teddi being LVP's new bestie, she better not get too comfortable with that title.  If she saw what has happened to Dorit and Kyle this season when LVP becomes unglued, she better tread lightly.  Yeah the Pumpy fans are loving her on Twitter but it only takes one time before LVP is under attack and LVP's fans and LVP will treat her like yesterday's roadkill. 

I dont believe Teddi thinks for one second, nor cares, that she is LVP's bestie. She is just rolling with the tide and knows it will turn.  

[CrinkleCutCat]

Dorit to Erika about Teddi: “At least take ownership....” Bwahahaha! What a nerve!

[Jel]

What a bunch of meanies. From the comments to the facial expressions -- mean girls.

[nexxie]

I hope Teddi is wise enough to figure out that LVP was only using her - that’s what people are for in Lisa’s pink world.

[Reality police]

1 minute ago, Jel said:

What a bunch of meanies. From the comments to the facial expressions -- mean girls.

I just have a question. How do you feel about how Dorit has acted so far? Not trying stir anything up.

[BlackMamba]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

I hope Teddi is wise enough to figure out that LVP was only using her - that’s what people are for in Lisa’s pink world.

She won't til it's too late like they all have LOL.  These women are all pawns on a chess board and LVP will remain the queen. 

[TexasGal]

When PK and Dorit were confabing about how he’d renamed and redesigned her whole swim line while she was in NY, had he been drinking kool aid or what?  Why did his lips looked stained?

[nexxie]

4 minutes ago, BlackMamba said:

She won't til it's too late like they all have LOL.  These women are all pawns on a chess board and LVP will remain the queen. 

In her own mind, LVP is queen - in reality she’s just a run-of-the-mill narcissist.

[missyb]

2 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

When PK and Dorit were confabing about how he’d renamed and redesigned her whole swim line while she was in NY, had he been drinking kool aid or what?  Why did his lips looked stained?

I thought that was an interesting conversation. She is was correct that his view is wholly from a business point of view.  But, she ended up acquiescing to all his suggestions . It must have killed her to have lower price points.

On another note, she looks her best with light day time makeup. She really did look lovely.

[dosodog]

28 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

This was one of Teddi's clients.  They were there to do some kind of super sweat thing.  Not my cup of tea to be rolled up like a burrito and then practically sweat to death.  No thank you!   

Don't ever do a seaweed body wrap.

I just read the blogs on Bravo.  I get the feeling LVP thinks Kyle glossed over her role in the dissemination of LVP'S personality. And she still likes Dorit.

[For Cereals]

On 3/6/2018 at 6:22 PM, Cranky One said:

Those perfume bottles are cool...that's all I got right now. 

They looked like bejeweled cupcakes which is not terrible but disappointing because I like cupcakes and want to eat them...but $1500?!  Can you add a chain and wear it?

[nexxie]

So, I don’t get how anyone would want to be gagged - what is the point?