S06.E07: Lisa's Story LIVE CHAT

[Threnners]

Gurl, you ain't Prince. 

[Miracle Maxie]

So far she’s right up (down?) there with Penny and Pauline. If it weren’t for Danielle, I’d be out. 

[Guest]

Lisa's transport screams sound like mine when I ride the Tilt-a-Whirl at the carnival. 

[goldensglitter]

Family is doing the happy dance lol

[IOU Payne]

Fuck a duck!  She's shrieking like she's having surgery without anaesthetic.  I can't even with this one!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Just now, Miracle Maxie said:

So far she’s right up (down?) there with Penny and Pauline. If it weren’t for Danielle, I’d be out. 

#FREEDANIELLE

[calpurnia99]

The daughter was right, all those people bringing her the food! Uh oh now she is reading the script- I need to do this so we can have a better life together.

Yes indeed 43 men to haul her out of the house. She is like a 3 year old. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

Anyone get a headcount of how many EMTs it took to move her?

[sainte-chapelle]

Holy Henry the VIIIth with that leg.....trying to catch up but that is disgusting 

[CalpurniaF]

I have high hopes for Danielle--she seems awesome so far.

[emma1420]

Her grandkids look pretty happy she’s going!  And she’s doesn’t sound like she gives a damn about any of them.  She sounds like they are just their to serve her.

[Hero]

What. The. Fuck? Why the hell is she screaming and squealing?

[Miss Chevious]

Q. How many EMTs does it take to move a Lisa? 

A. An entire calender’s worth.

[hoosiermom]

deliverance-esque sounds

[Kyanight]

So far I really like the daughter Danielle.  Boy that entire family needs to follow Dr. Now's diet!

[Shnoopy]

I bet this woman weighs 800 lbs. What say you?

[Kid]

She is loud and sarcastic. So the interchange is between her and Dr. Now is going to be very interesting.

Edited February 22, 2018 by Kid

[Guest]

Just now, emma1420 said:

And she’s doesn’t sound like she gives a damn about any of them.

That's because they probably eat all of her Froot Loops. 

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, Hero said:

What. The. Fuck? Why the hell is she screaming and squealing?

Drama queen.

[lazylump]

Joining in late, but yeesh.  The way she talked to her daughter when she wanted that coke, I can only imagine what goes on when the cameras aren't there.  So far, there's little to root for.

[Aquafool1104]

Everybody waving buh-bye from the porch!  Kind of like Intervention when their ass gets into the van and off they go to rehab. 

[Kyanight]

1 minute ago, Shnoopy said:

I bet this woman weighs 800 lbs. What say you?

I say damn close!  And I also don't believe for a second that she followed Dr. Now's diet at all.  Danielle gave her diet food and the rest of the family brought Froot Loops and Coke and Dr. Pepper and rice with cheese and......

[Shnoopy]

Omg I'm going down for this. Jabba the slut. Sorry not sorry. Can't help myself.  I'm a nice person,  this is my private snark outlet.

Edited February 22, 2018 by Shnoopy
Typo

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Lisa made a comment earlier about how sad her kids would be if she didnt wake up and my first thought was, “No, they’d probably be relieved to get their lives back.” Because none of them is truly living while they have to wait on her hand and foot. Selfish cow that she is. The entire world revolves around her, dontcha know.

[hoosiermom]

2 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

Q. How many EMTs does it take to move a Lisa? 

A. An entire calender’s worth.

FOR THE WIN! Still laughing.

[parrotlover]

Can the ambulance stop at Jack in the Box? It’s a long trip and she gonna be hongry

[Lizz]

waiting for her to tell Dr. Now, “Hit me Daddy” 

[Miracle Maxie]

When is Whitney going to crossover to this show? 

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Lisa made a comment earlier about how sad her kids would be if she didnt wake up and my first thought was, “No, they’d probably be relieved to get their lives back.” Because none of them is truly living while they have to wait on her hand and foot. Selfish cow that she is. The entire world revolves around her, dontcha know.

I am right there with you!

[Miracle Maxie]

Did the ambulance hit every bump between Mobile and Houston?

[sara1025]

The patience of these paramedics is remarkable...

Edited February 22, 2018 by sara1025

[Threnners]

Yeah, this one's trying to act.   And she's sucking at it.

[CouchTater]

This lady is off.  Cray-cray.  Bats are in her belfry.

[ThisGirlAsh]

God hung up the phone a long time ago honey

[Kid]

I say overly dramatic.

[hoosiermom]

I hope Dr. Now slaps that smug out of her!

[aliya]

"Or she's overly dramatic."  You win, Dr. Now. As usual.

[Threnners]

My money is on "overly dramatic", Dr. Now.

[lazylump]

"Please Jesus, don't let them drop me"  I was totally put off by that remark.  Oh, Dr now just called it, "Overly dramatic!"

[navine]

I vote for OVERLY DRAMATIC!

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Miracle Maxie said:

Did the ambulance hit every bump between Mobile and Houston?

I hope so.

[Shnoopy]

She gon be real mad when all she gets is broth.

[rlc]

Maggots. This is why one shouldn’t eat in bed, or eat naked.

[MrsRopersCaftan]

704 pounds!!!!

[Shnoopy]

704! I was damn close. Shit.

[chickenella]

She's very vocal, isn't she? I' guessing she around 800. Oopsie 704.

[QuinnInND]

3 minutes ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Lisa made a comment earlier about how sad her kids would be if she didnt wake up and my first thought was, “No, they’d probably be relieved to get their lives back.” Because none of them is truly living while they have to wait on her hand and foot. Selfish cow that she is. The entire world revolves around her, dontcha know.

Hey, she's big enough to have her own gravitational pull. 

[Threnners]

She keeps looking at the camera.

[Shnoopy]

GD that smirk.

[Kid]

God, she is unlikable!!!Danielle deserves this chance not her. And Daniel needs this chance.

As soon as she gets into her own apartment, that’ll be the end of the diet.

Hardest part of her hospital stay was being away from food  not being away from Danielle.

Edited February 22, 2018 by Kid