S06.E07: Lisa's Story LIVE CHAT

[Guest]

1 minute ago, calpurnia99 said:

I missed a little but is Herbert her caretaker? Then he became her bf or he was her bf and then came to take care of her?

He is a man who has sex with her and then gets ice cream for his effort. That's my only takeaway. 

[calpurnia99]

Without the surgery Im going to die! OKay another bedridden obese person saying this! That one woman did die - and blamed it on the fact that no doctor would give her the surgery -when all she had to do was follow the same diet that she would have to after the surgery-- but having the people taking care of her only bring her that diet! The surgery is not going to magically get her skinny. 

[Kyanight]

7 minutes ago, MJS said:

Wait.

 

WAIT.

 

She rewards Herbert with ice cream for sex????

Oh my gosh .... I will probably get banned from these boards for life but I just can't help myself.... reminds me of that old joke.  How do you have sex with a 600 pound woman?  Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.   lol

[QuinnInND]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does.......does she ever wear pants? Or underwear?

Nope. Just let's it all hang out. And since she pees and craps in the bed, it's probably easier. Yuck.. I'm sick. 

[Kid]

9 minutes ago, MJS said:

Wait.

 

WAIT.

 

She rewards Herbert with ice cream for sex????

That ice cream is for her not for Herbert. I have yet to meet a man that needed to be rewarded with ice cream for sex. Sex is reward enough.

[Shnoopy]

3 minutes ago, Aw my lahgs said:

If Penny and Steven Assanti had a daughter it would be Lisa.

Indeed.  Well, she doesn't threaten like Steven did. Not yet.

[Snarkastikate]

No matter what they're told, they always think that surgery is a magical miracle and they will be able to eat whatever they want and become thin overnight.  I guess anything could happen, but this is a waste of Dr Now's time I fear.

[calpurnia99]

How she managed to find another enabler! Dr. Now was hard on you? I mean you got all the way there to save your life, and you keep stuffing your face. Hello? You are delusional! He wasn't hard enough on you, he should have thrown you out of the program For Fucks Sake...oh again she can get a boyfriend and I can't....

[Smoothcoat]

This rewarding Herbert with ice cream for sexy services makes no sense - he can get up and get whatever he wants? How is she rewarding him? I don't understand. I don't think I want to think about her sex life that much. Ugh. 

[Shnoopy]

Hope the bf 's talk got through.  

[hoosiermom]

walk down the aisle? good luck with that!

[Guest]

Herburt seems like a nice fellow. I mean, honestly, is this the best he can do?! Is he on some "no-sell ice cream" list and the only way he can procure it is through Lisa? I just don't get it.

[MrsRopersCaftan]

HERBURT...NOOOOOOOOOOO! DON’T SADDLE YOURSELF WITH THIS HUGE (pun intended) BURDEN. RUN, HERBURT! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

The sex cannot be THAT good.

[Shnoopy]

Try harder? Bitch you haven't tried at all!

[QuinnInND]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

walk down the aisle? good luck with that!

Roll her down the aisle maybe.  I'll show myself out. 

[calpurnia99]

He has been a Godsend because he brings her junk food! I think Herbert got scared by what the doctor said though. 

[Snarkastikate]

Where do these women find these men!!??!!!   

[Granny58]

50 minutes ago, Godfrey said:

Why is it always 1 guy and multiple women?? I want to see 1 woman with 3 husbands.

It would be interesting, but I don't know 1 woman who would care to try!

[Shnoopy]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

Where do these women find these men!!??!!!   

Online. 

[Smoothcoat]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Herburt seems like a nice fellow. I mean, honestly, is this the best he can do?! Is he on some "no-sell ice cream" list and the only way he can procure it is through Lisa? I just don't get it.

LOL I'm scratching my head over this as well.

[Ellie Godfrey]

She'll be wheeled down the aisle on a reinforced gurney by 14 EMTs serving as groomsmen.

[Threnners]

HERBERT IS SNEAKING FOOD IN.   No duh, Dr. Now.

[Guest]

So, it's 9:20. In my 600-lb-Life-Story-Progression-Estimator, it appears that Lisa will not be having any surgery on this episode. 

[88Keys]

3 minutes ago, Smoothcoat said:

This rewarding Herbert with ice cream for sexy services makes no sense - he can get up and get whatever he wants? How is she rewarding him? I don't understand. I don't think I want to think about her sex life that much. Ugh. 

I thought he got sex for bringing her ice cream

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

No matter what they're told, they always think that surgery is a magical miracle and they will be able to eat whatever they want and become thin overnight.  I guess anything could happen, but this is a waste of Dr Now's time I fear.

Or that they will magically lose interest in overeating, which never happens beyond the initial recovery.  Dr. Now is right about Herbert giving in to her manipulation.

[Supermom23]

1 hour ago, hoosiermom said:

I just get fake everything from her.

Oh my God, yes! Nothing sincere. Saying what she needs to say and get on the show! 

[QuinnInND]

Busted!!! 

[hoosiermom]

BUSTED! Food wrappers in the bed. Hahahahahaha

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Did he find a fricking Dorito bag in her fat fold????

*dies*

[skippy]

If having maggots in her leg wasn't enough motivation to change her lifestyle, what will be?

[aliya]

Food in the freaking hospital bed. Send her home and give the surgery to the daughter.

[ThisGirlAsh]

I would have sex with myself for the rest of my life if the alternative was having sex with someone the size and personality of Lisa + getting 'rewarded' with ice cream

[Supermom23]

Seriously, put this entire family in a room, douse them with gasoline and light a match. Nothing lost, nobody to mourn. Even the poor little ones because there is no hope for them and they'll all be pregnant at 13, 14, 16 and 17 anyway with more stupid children. 

[Kid]

Just now, skippy said:

If having maggots in her leg wasn't enough motivation to change her lifestyle, what will be?

That is an excellent point!

[rlc]

Where does Herbert sleep? At the foot of the bed?

[Miracle Maxie]

Did Herbert set that discovery up or am I giving him too much credit?

[Cranky One]

She is mentally 5 years old. Good Lard!

[MJS]

6 minutes ago, Kid said:

That ice cream is for her not for Herbert. I have yet to meet a man that needed to be rewarded with ice cream for sex. Sex is reward enough.

Maybe it’s for oral sex...

[calpurnia99]

Just now, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Did he find a fricking Dorito bag in her fat fold????

*dies*

HA ha ha but then Dr. Now was really hard on her but she knows now that "Life Is Worth Living"....oy vey iz mir

[Shnoopy]

I need a shot or 2 of Jaeger.

[hoosiermom]

I thought she liked men to be "hard on" her. I am awful, I know.

Edited February 22, 2018 by hoosiermom

[Guest]

Just now, Supermom23 said:

Seriously, put this entire family in a room, douse them with gasoline and light a match. Nothing lost, nobody to mourn. Even the poor little ones because there is no hope for them and they'll all be pregnant at 13, 14, 16 and 17 anyway with more stupid children. 

Did you have a bad day?  LOL!!!

[Lizz]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Did he find a fricking Dorito bag in her fat fold????

*dies*

He’s lucky that’s all he found!

[Shnoopy]

Just now, Cranky One said:

She is mentally 5 years old. Good Lard!

Good Lard.  Good one!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

4 minutes ago, Smoothcoat said:

This rewarding Herbert with ice cream for sexy services makes no sense - he can get up and get whatever he wants? How is she rewarding him? I don't understand. I don't think I want to think about her sex life that much. Ugh. 

I thought he got sex for bringing her ice cream

[Kyanight]

1 minute ago, MJS said:

9 minutes ago, Kid said:

That ice cream is for her not for Herbert. I have yet to meet a man that needed to be rewarded with ice cream for sex. Sex is reward enough.

Maybe it’s for oral sex...

 Well considering she never bathes, that's appealing!

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, MJS said:

9 minutes ago, Kid said:

That ice cream is for her not for Herbert. I have yet to meet a man that needed to be rewarded with ice cream for sex. Sex is reward enough.

Maybe it’s for oral sex..

And with that, the maggoty leg has slid down to the second grossest thing so far on the show.

[Donut Bear]

Speaking of James 

'My 600-Lb Life' Star James K. Allegedly Suffering From Kidney Failure and Sepsis

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/my-600-lb-life-james-k-150450

[Miracle Maxie]

Next time I get hungry I’m going to read these messages about ice cream. I’ll lose my appetite instantly!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

And with that, the maggoty leg has slid down to the second grossest thing so far on the show.

Seriously. Someone pass the eye, ear, and brain bleach, please.