Drogo December 29, 2017 Share December 29, 2017 A wine-fueled evening of looking for love online led Johnna to Garrett, who was serving a seven-year sentence for burglary, grand theft, and several other counts. While Johnna believes Garrett is committed to her, she’s having trouble convincing her father to meet him…let alone accept him. Johnna knows exactly what she wants…including a ring and wedding soon after Garrett is released. Is Garrett on the same page or will he be easily tempted by his new freedom? 1 Link to comment
ILoveTheInternet January 20, 2018 Share January 20, 2018 I just can't see these two making it. Maybe it's the editing. She seems to have an idea of what she wants the relationship to be and he has no idea. 1 Link to comment
DropTheSoap January 20, 2018 Share January 20, 2018 Garrett — meet your new warden. 6 Link to comment
itsadryheat January 21, 2018 Share January 21, 2018 That chick is tough to watch - run Garrett. I thought he did very well on the back and forth scene on the couch. Can't imagine why her previous "relationships" didn't work out. 2 Link to comment
Cherpumple January 21, 2018 Share January 21, 2018 Who would've thought that the man who's been in prison his entire adult life would be the more level-headed and realistic of these two? As he's said already, he's experiencing a lot of firsts right now- first long-term relationship, first time living with a woman, first time going to a bar even, and he clearly has a lot of things he wants to experience to make up for lost time. He's been locked away since he was 18, so let the man breathe the free air a bit, you screeching harpy, before you try to wrangle him into another life sentence tied to your paranoid ass. He is pretty cute though, so I can't fault her for reaching out to him in the first place, wine-induced haze or not. 3 Link to comment
cooksdelight January 21, 2018 Share January 21, 2018 She put a tracker on his phone???? OMG, this woman is who needs to be locked up. I don’t blame him for leaving to go out again, she’d drive me nuts. 7 Link to comment
citychic January 21, 2018 Share January 21, 2018 44 minutes ago, cooksdelight said: She put a tracker on his phone???? OMG, this woman is who needs to be locked up. I don’t blame him for leaving to go out again, she’d drive me nuts. I just don't think she's been caught yet. I picture her as having stalking down to an art form before she came across Garrett, she just realized she could have her prey already partially caught for her in prison. She said when he was inside she could keep track of his movements 24/7. How much you wanna bet she's so out there she doesn't even think of him as a person, just a possession to keep, play with and have total control over. She's only ever known obedient prisoner Garrett. She won't like the free Garrett who can now speak his own mind and do as he pleases. Plus, you could tell she's hard because when he called her a bitch, she didn't even flinch. She didn't flinch when her dad threw down his coffee cup either in that preview come to think of it. 6 Link to comment
Emkat January 23, 2018 Share January 23, 2018 "What is that, a shower cap?" I Lol'ed. 7 Link to comment
Soobs January 24, 2018 Share January 24, 2018 She chases and he will run. That's how it goes. He definitely is going to want to date/ sleep with other women. With cameras around, attractive women will show up. I have a married friend that tracks his wife's phone. He says it's because of their kids but it's creepy and boundary busting. 3 Link to comment
candall January 24, 2018 Share January 24, 2018 I'd love to hear from Johnna's two previous boyfriends--the ones who cheated on her. I was sympathetic when she first mentioned that, but now I realize it was probably just League Night at the bowling alley and she flipped out. I'm not really giving Garrett many points for reason and rationality either, though. Sure, no one's going to be excited about the great job opportunity at the car wash he's driving past on his drive home from the slammer, but please, massage therapist?? 9 Link to comment
cooksdelight January 24, 2018 Share January 24, 2018 Did I hear him correctly when he said he’s never had a shower? WTF? I thought prisons had showers! 1 Link to comment
Drogo January 24, 2018 Author Share January 24, 2018 45 minutes ago, cooksdelight said: Did I hear him correctly when he said he’s never had a shower? WTF? I thought prisons had showers! I think he said he's never showered with a woman. He had plenty of showers in prison, but with men. 5 Link to comment
Thrifty February 12, 2018 Share February 12, 2018 On 1/23/2018 at 12:14 AM, Emkat said: "What is that, a shower cap?" I Lol'ed. I can't believe I missed that. Shower caps are improvised condoms in prison after all. 3 Link to comment
zenme February 13, 2018 Share February 13, 2018 Don't you know? ALL the great shower sex scenes of our time involve a woman in a shower cap! Poor Garrett! His first shower with a woman and she's wearing a shower cap! 5 Link to comment
Spiderella2 February 17, 2018 Share February 17, 2018 http://starcasm.net/archives/384785 Garrett moved on and Johanna is definitely stalking them both. 2 Link to comment
zenme February 17, 2018 Share February 17, 2018 I knew it! I knew he'd move on to someone who didn't smother him... Sad part is, sounds like she'd take him back! 3 Link to comment
cooksdelight February 24, 2018 Share February 24, 2018 “I prefer simple.” Girl.... you had simple and you still blew it. 9 Link to comment
cooksdelight February 25, 2018 Share February 25, 2018 Garrett’s new squeeze. She’s a lot prettier than her mug shots. 2 Link to comment
OldButHappy February 27, 2018 Share February 27, 2018 (edited) On February 25, 2018 at 9:29 AM, cooksdelight said: Garrett’s new squeeze. She’s a lot prettier than her mug shots Initially, I thought, "Good for him!": I was thinking that he could be really happy with the mythical "stripper with a heart of gold" when he was hanging out at the clubs...someone who was cool with his past and appreciated him for who he was...someone who was not too straight...but not too crooked! But, alas, my take was just another fairy tale fantasy (gangsta version)...looks like this stripper is locked and loaded...in the worst kind of way: Edited February 27, 2018 by OldButHappy Link to comment
CofCinci February 28, 2018 Share February 28, 2018 On 2/27/2018 at 4:25 AM, OldButHappy said: Initially, I thought, "Good for him!": I was thinking that he could be really happy with the mythical "stripper with a heart of gold" when he was hanging out at the clubs...someone who was cool with his past and appreciated him for who he was...someone who was not too straight...but not too crooked! But, alas, my take was just another fairy tale fantasy (gangsta version)...looks like this stripper is locked and loaded...in the worst kind of way: On the next season of Love After Lockup... Garrett’s new girlfriend is in prison. 2 10 Link to comment
zenme March 1, 2018 Share March 1, 2018 And THIS was the guy Johnna was begging for... Link to comment
Lynnlynnlynn586 March 2, 2018 Share March 2, 2018 On 2/27/2018 at 8:13 AM, cooksdelight said: Good grief.... LOL Link to comment
cooksdelight March 4, 2018 Share March 4, 2018 He said they are just friends. She better not find out, she’ll stalk him to hell. 2 Link to comment
zenme March 4, 2018 Share March 4, 2018 With Johnna's personality, I'm sure lots of her "boyfriends" consider her in the friend zone only. 2 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 4, 2018 Share March 4, 2018 Lookie what I found! They’ve known each other since they were kids! Link to comment
cooksdelight March 5, 2018 Share March 5, 2018 Uh, I vote no. I never want to see that dirty fuzzy red steering wheel cover again. 5 Link to comment
Hellohappylife June 2, 2018 Share June 2, 2018 She looks nothing like this from what we see in the show? She was kinda dorky looking. Very plain. She actually looks attractive here Link to comment
Drogo October 19, 2018 Author Share October 19, 2018 Looks we're getting a Johnna+Garrett rehashing "Our Story" episode on 10/19. 1 Link to comment
silverspoons October 19, 2018 Share October 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Drogo said: Looks we're getting a Johnna+Garrett rehashing "Our Story" episode on 10/19. So it is basically a rerun of their story (like they do on 90 day fiance?). I was excited for new episodes. Auntie's Advice podcast had said the new season premiered tonight and I was looking forward to it. Link to comment
cooksdelight October 19, 2018 Share October 19, 2018 @silverspoons, they have new couples, but will do some updating on the old ones. I’ve seen a commercial where one guy is asking the other “how many times has she been in jail?” Link to comment
cooksdelight October 19, 2018 Share October 19, 2018 New season starts Dec 7 (appropriate that it’s the D-Day anniversary). Looks like they’ll be reshowing the old couples first. http://www.wetv.com/shows/love-after-lockup 1 Link to comment
Reality police October 19, 2018 Share October 19, 2018 Heaven help me but I can't wait for this show to return! 5 Link to comment
LilaFowler October 20, 2018 Share October 20, 2018 Johnna reminds me of Lena Dunham, both in appearance and obnoxious behavior. 6 Link to comment
cooksdelight October 20, 2018 Share October 20, 2018 When she was wearing that red dress, and they flop onto the bed..... what was she wearing underneath? Girdle? Spanx? It didn’t look like sexy lingerie. 4 Link to comment
Drogo October 20, 2018 Author Share October 20, 2018 Wow. When you watch all the Garrett/Johnna scenes without the other couples in between, it's really amazing he didn't kill her during her sleep. 4 Link to comment
Reality police October 20, 2018 Share October 20, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, cooksdelight said: When she was wearing that red dress, and they flop onto the bed..... what was she wearing underneath? Girdle? Spanx? It didn’t look like sexy lingerie. Looks like spanx. You can see them better when they are in the parking lot when he gets out and picks her up. No wonder he was frustrated having to peel her out of those after being locked up all that time. Ok, now I need bleach to rinse out my mind after that image. Edited October 21, 2018 by Reality police Spank is a whole different image than spanx. 3 Link to comment
SevenCostanza October 20, 2018 Share October 20, 2018 19 hours ago, cooksdelight said: New season starts Dec 7 (appropriate that it’s the D-Day anniversary). Looks like they’ll be reshowing the old couples first. http://www.wetv.com/shows/love-after-lockup Oh good, thanks for that. I'm not into rewatching most of these people, maybe I'll watch the Andrea one. I'm really looking forward to a new cast. 1 Link to comment
cooksdelight October 20, 2018 Share October 20, 2018 2 hours ago, SevenCostanza said: Oh good, thanks for that. I'm not into rewatching most of these people, maybe I'll watch the Andrea one. I'm really looking forward to a new cast. As Drogo noted above, when you watch one show with just that one couple, and none of the other jumping in and out, you see stuff you missed before. Try it! 1 Link to comment
zillabreeze October 21, 2018 Share October 21, 2018 Close up in the car...going to meet Romeo...."girl! Wax that 'stache". That's all I got. Trashy show. Trashy folks. Damn. I love it. Where is the Emmy category for "Shitshow You Watch, but Don't Admit To" Waiting for new episodes like a dude waiting for football season... 9 Link to comment
hookedontv October 21, 2018 Share October 21, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 10:19 PM, cooksdelight said: Johnna’s new squeeze: Looks more like Johnna’s latest photobomb. This pic doesn’t exactly scream “couple” lol. She’s desperate, annoying, always has a puss on her face, and wears a shower cap with a guy in the shower. Such a great catch, right? 4 Link to comment
SevenCostanza October 21, 2018 Share October 21, 2018 3 hours ago, hookedontv said: This pic doesn’t exactly scream “couple” lol. She’s desperate, annoying, always has a puss on her face, and wears a shower cap with a guy in the shower. Such a great catch, right? No it doesn't. It kind of looks like she's just passing behind him after getting a refill at the bar. Haha I had forgotten about the shower cap, what a turn on. 2 Link to comment
Ray Adverb November 2, 2018 Share November 2, 2018 On 10/21/2018 at 1:59 PM, SevenCostanza said: No it doesn't. It kind of looks like she's just passing behind him after getting a refill at the bar. Haha I had forgotten about the shower cap, what a turn on. Garrett might have been the one using the shower cap. Men use those as improvised condoms in prison. 1 Link to comment
jenifaohjenny December 1, 2018 Share December 1, 2018 Did she get a nose job? She looked so different in the new episode. 1 Link to comment
SevenCostanza December 1, 2018 Share December 1, 2018 44 minutes ago, jenifaohjenny said: Did she get a nose job? She looked so different in the new episode. I was wondering the same thing. When they flashed last season clips back and forth with the way she looks now her nose looks slimmer. I also like the lighter hair color on her. Link to comment
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