S08.E05: Not Over It

[KungFuBunny]

Dolores begins to get serious about her new boyfriend; Margaret starts developing a shoe line; Teresa, Melissa, and Joe prepare for the Gorga's tasting party; Melissa and Teresa get into a huge fight, threatening the progress of the restaurant.

[KungFuBunny]

[nexxie]

So Dolores lets her ex-husband move back in (after 18 years) just when she’s getting serious with a new boyfriend - really weird timing!

[teapot]

On ‎10‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 11:31 AM, KungFuBunny said:

Dolores begins to get serious about her new boyfriend; Margaret starts developing a shoe line; Teresa, Melissa, and Joe prepare for the Gorga's tasting party; Melissa and Teresa get into a huge fight, threatening the progress of the restaurant.

anyone else not buy the "fight" and think they're just playing at drama to keep people talking?

[Mindthinkr]

On 10/27/2017 at 3:44 PM, nexxie said:

So Dolores lets her ex-husband move back in (after 18 years) just when she’s getting serious with a new boyfriend - really weird timing!

This has to be producer driven. I guess there will be no sleepovers or did the ex just become her chasity belt? 

[chick binewski]

"I love this picture that only features my face!"

[Martinigirl]

Does anyone else have a vagina that hurts when they are embarrassed?  I'm embarrassed typing this...and nope, my vagina does not hurt

[chick binewski]

Why do the producers think Teresa & Melissa can act?

[KungFuBunny]

5 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Does anyone else have a vagina that hurts when they are embarrassed?  I'm embarrassed typing this...and nope, my vagina does not hurt

Maybe it's a sign of too tight pigtails?

[Mindthinkr]

I think these Howives win the award for most tables turned, broken glasses, thrown wine and abuse of tableware. 

[Martinigirl]

Sooooooooo...does this mean Teresa's mom is not a Gorga?

[KungFuBunny]

I don't think Teresa is afraid her kids will hate her if she disciplines them. I think she will and always will feel guilt for being "away" from them for a year.

Edited November 2, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[Mindthinkr]

Is she or isn't she a Gorga. 

Edited November 2, 2017 by Mindthinkr

[nexxie]

9 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I don't think Teresa is afraid her kids will hate her if she disciplines them. I think she will and always will feel guilt for being "away" from them for a year.

But she didn’t discipline before prison either.

[crgirl412]

That Vikki looks very familiar!!  Does she to any of you??

[Martinigirl]

LOL! Michael wiped his lips after kissing Soggy. Did I see earplugs in that noggin?

[KungFuBunny]

3 minutes ago, crgirl412 said:

That Vikki looks very familiar!!  Does she to any of you??

Is she the lawyer that met with Dina?

[chick binewski]

Why can't Delores take a third of her tanning/extension budget and furnish her damn house?

[crgirl412]

How many years ago?  I didn't watch the season much at all when Dina was on  and left half-way through.   

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, crgirl412 said:

How many years ago?  I didn't watch the season much at all when Dina was on  and left half-way through.   

I don't remember which season. It was when Dina came back on the show and she was thinking about divorcing Tommy

[Martinigirl]

I don't think Michael is going to have to worry about Siggy working any longer. Who the hell would go to her for advice? 

[RedheadZombie]

30 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Sooooooooo...does this mean Teresa's mom is not a Gorga?

I bet Tre hates that it's Melissa's daughter named after her mother.  But then, Teresa should have named her own child after her mother, not after Melania Trump.

[Martinigirl]

Ellie Mae Clampett. DEAD!

Edited November 2, 2017 by Martinigirl

[brillia79]

I keep hearing Dolores talk up how long she's known Teresa as some kind of implied loyalty, but so far onscreen, we've seen her side with Jacqueline and Siggy over Teresa. I thought she hadn't known Siggy for that long?

Dolores doesn't really like Teresa, but instead of saying "I can't stand this trick," she talks about loyalty while being two faced.

Frienemy 'til the end.

[nexxie]

Siggy wtf?!

[Bronzedog]

Isn’t Siggy some kind of therapist?  But, she doesn’t believe people can change or improve?   I hope anyone thinking of taking advice from that nut job watches this.

Was Delores in the bedroom with her ex-husband changing her clothes?

[Martinigirl]

WTH was that shimmy dance thingy that NutBag was doing?LMAO! She dun lost it.

[KungFuBunny]

Just now, Bronzedog said:

Isn’t Siggy some kind of therapist?  But, she doesn’t believe people can change or improve?   I hope anyone thinking of taking advice from that nut job watches this.

Was Delores in the bedroom with her ex-husband changing her clothes?

She has Delores & Jacqueline as clients, so they're good with her therapy

[Sarcastica]

Yo, Saggy is fucking nuts. What does she do again? Relationship expert? Holy shit. She has the mentality of a 4yr old. 

 

*I am sorry 4yr olds for associating Soggy with ya. 

[Duke2801]

You guys. I'm not one to normally advocate violence. But Siggy? Needs slapped. Hard and repeatedly. 

Her behavior at the tasting party was beyond the pale. What an obnoxious overgrown brat. 

[Martinigirl]

Bwahahaha...You're 50! Screamed by the lady in pigtails. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Edited November 2, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Sarcastica]

2 minutes ago, Duke2801 said:

You guys. I'm not one to normally advocate violence. But Siggy? Needs slapped. Hard and repeatedly. 

Her behavior at the tasting party was beyond the pale. What an obnoxious overgrown brat. 

I would take off my earrings and beat her ass in the parking lot. 

[RedheadZombie]

Margaret fits in with all the other classy girls:  "I have to wash the puss and the pits"

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, Sarcastica said:

I would take off my earrings and beat her ass in the parking lot. 

She needs to be "airplaned"

[njbchlover]

44 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

LOL! Michael wiped his lips after kissing Soggy. Did I see earplugs in that noggin?

I saw that...that was pretty telling!!  Plus, I was wondering if he was wearing a hearing aid.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I saw that...that was pretty telling!!  Plus, I was wondering if he was wearing a hearing aid.

If he does wear a hearing aid I bet that he turns it off when they are together. She can be so loud. Very loud. 

[Jel]

Margaret always looks like a weird combination of part frumpy part "zany". She's over committed to the pigtails -- sometimes short! Sometimes with extensions! Always awful.

I noticed from the preview they showed that she's sporting her one other look -- 1960s grandmother/matron/head mistress . Is anyone taking fashion advice from her? Boho preppy? Come on now.  

Also, does anyone have a crazy lady decoder ring I could borrow? I can't figure out who's the worst of the bunch.

Melissa seems the most reasonable, but always with the digs in the Ths. That's got to piss Tre off.

[Martinigirl]

That damn mole on siggy;s lip  is beginning to remind me of where's waldo

Edited November 2, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Marley]

Something is actually wrong with Siggy..she was acting insane at the tasting. Dolores is so up siggys ass it’s embarrassing.

The food looked delicious. I would’ve been eating so much I would’ve missed the arguments lol. I lived in Italy for 9 months about 8 years ago and I still think about the food to this day. 

I ff a lot of Siggys solo scenes.

[njbchlover]

That parting shot that Danielle threw at Dolores about her boyfriend was kind of uncalled for, imo.  That was the Danielle that we knew and loved {to hate}.  Regardless of what Dolores may have said to Danielle, I thought that remark was a low blow, and clearly thrown out of the blue for a reaction.

Seriously, Siggy is certifiably nuts!!  Anyone who would take her relationship advice after seeing her on this show is just as nuts as she it!!  I laughed when she made that comment to Margaret about Margaret's products being made in China.  Didn't Siggy just host a "purse party" with a bunch of poorly made knock-off looking handbags that were probably also made in China?  WTF?  

[Carolina Girl]

 I did get a chuckle out of Gia repeating Melissa’s observation re discipline almost verbatim  

[Bronzedog]

OMG.  Delores is on WWHL and Siggy is in the audience.  A caller asks Delores if Siggy was overly rude to Melissa. They go to Siggy, who is in the audience and not actually on the show, and, she again starts bitching about the cake. 

She is certifiable.

 I was hoping Margaret would have just laughed in Soggy’s face when she was telling her she was a horrible person.

[hoosier80]

Gia FTW.  She's more mature than the adults on this show.

Danielle is a shit stirrer; I do think that she's waiting and going to get her revenge on Teresa.  Dolores would do better just to ignore her, but then she'd be 'boring' and off the show.

Siggy is a piece of work.  When she said she asked to come back to the U.S. after her family moved back to Israel, why did I think it was more than ask?  I am thinking it was endless god-awful whining non stop to where her parents were like go back to the U.S. already.  When her parents were saying that she needed to her let son go, just like they let her go, she had such a stankface.  I'm sure she's used to getting her way all the time, has to be the center of attention all the time.  It would be so tiring to be around her for more than maybe 30 minutes.    I think Siggy needs to get a cake - sort of like the pie from The Help.

Her explanation on WWHL on her rude behavior during her party, was basically it's my own house, I can do whatever I please.  It's not in public, like a restaurant.  The caller said - 1.  there were 5 women at the table, yet you singled out Melissa to humiliate, 2.  cake was eaten (everyone had a slice, not like they were going to bronze the damned thing - my .02) so what's the harm in having some fun, 3.  no one was really around where they were seated, 4.  it was a gift and stopped being "your cake" as soon as you presented it - get it a present.  She tried to say Melissa was a guest in your home and you called her out in front of how many people over a cake?  Siggy - if you invite someone to your home, you are to treat them as a guest, not interrogate and/or humiliate them.  You're a counselor, supposedly.  This is not going to help your business one bit.  To take relationship advice from you is like taking financial planning advice from the Guidices.

When she asked the guests in her home, yelling, if they thought it was rude to raise their hand..........did the women look scared?  Like sure, I'll raise my hand, don't cut me you crazy bitch!!

Margaret, lose the pigtails.  

 

SIGGY - a message to you - for the love of God - 

 

 

[LilaFowler]

Dolores is scared of getting serious with this new guy because that would mean that her marriage to "love of her life Frank" is really over? Who is going to tell her? Your marriage has been over for like, 15+ years. So sad to see someone pining for her ex for that long. Her new man should run like hell.

Dolores doesn't act like she even likes Teresa.

I'm glad that Gia basically confirmed what Melissa was saying about Teresa's lack of discipline. I don't like it when Melissa and Teresa fight.

I wish I could delete Siggy from all scenes. Worst Housewife ever. Dolores isn't far behind. How does Siggy have any kind of career in women empowerment??? I don't think her draconian husband needs to worry about her working all that much.

Siggy and Dolores ruin every event they attend.

[Martinigirl]

Me  thinks Siggy may be the one counseling LeeAnn from the Dallas HW's on her anger management. 

Edited November 2, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Hagosaurus]

2 hours ago, crgirl412 said:

That Vikki looks very familiar!!  Does she to any of you??

She had a very short-lived divorce mediation show on bravo or a&e.

[CrinkleCutCat]

Maybe Soggy is being like this so she has training videos about how NOT to behave that she can screen during her relationship retreats? IF, and it’s a big IF, anybody enrolled. 

Soggy is beyond ridiculous.

[ShawnaLanne]

Soggy thinks she is the star of the show and Delores is backing her. Say what you want about Theresa,  but NJ is Theresa's show now.  Soggy just looks pathetic and unlikable and Delores is worse because she's  Soggy's bitch. 

Those two are unwatchable.  I also need someone to call soggy out on making a memorial for Theresa's mom all about her. Delores's "ex" husband actually made a good point when he pointed out to Soggy's lap dog,  how much Theresa is going through right now.  

Edited November 2, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[swankie]

Good Lord!  Siggy is acting like a 5 year old!  Her husband should be embarrassed about the way she behaved at that restaurant.  Those stupid gestures she was making towards Margaret were so stupid.  I don't see how she can watch this scene and look at herself in the mirror.  I was embarrassed for her and I can't stand her.

2 hours ago, brillia79 said:

Dolores doesn't really like Teresa, but instead of saying "I can't stand this trick," she talks about loyalty while being two faced.

This!  Dolores is a nasty piece of work.  She's one of those friends who gives you compliments and drags your name through the mud behind your back.  I absolutely believe Danielle about what Dolores said about Teresa.  Knowing somebody for a lot of years doesn't prove loyalty.  How do we know you didn't hate Teresa all those years.  I didn't watch last season because I swore off of the New Jersey franchise for a while.  So I'm basing what I'm saying on my impression of Dolores this season and I just don't see any Teresa love emanating from her.  And if her boyfriend stays with her after hearing her say that she's avoiding remarriage because it will mean that her and her ex are really finished, he's really weird.

[Misslindsey]

Siggy seemed somewhat fine with Margaret at the tasting until Margaret disagreed with her. Margaret wasn't screaming, she just politely disagreed with Siggy. Siggy went all batshit crazy. She was like a toddler having a tantrum. It is like Margaret cannot have a differing opinion from Siggy for some reason. Friends do not have to agree on everything. Seriously, if I have to hear about the damn cake some more I might just throw something at my television. Get over the damn cake Siggy! It is just a F***ing cake! Maybe someone should infiltrate one of Siggy's overnight retreats and throw a cake across the floor.

I did love Siggy's parents politely telling her to let Josh do his own thing.

Delores is so up Siggy's ass. I have no idea what Delores' beef with Margaret is. 

I hate Margaret's pigtails and some of her quips, but overall I like her. She stays relatively calm when arguing with someone. She seems to be fairly levelheaded with all the drama. I do not think Margaret was be malicious when she did not include Siggy and Delores in the ceremony on the beach for Teresa's mom like Siggy and Delores believe.

It was uncalled for, but I did kind of love Danielle's comment to Delores about her ex-husband and her boyfriend. It isn't really anyone's business, but if I was standing at a table a few feet away listening to two hyenas talk shit about me I may make some petty comment too. I know I am a horrible person.