S12.E11: Breast Intentions

[zoeysmom]

Kelly invites the gang over for a breast going away party prior to implant change out surgery.  Steve advises Vicki not everyone has to like her. Kelly observes she gets along with everyone except Meghan.

[PhilMarlowe2]

Hmm, so are they dragging this party out over two episodes? I noticed from the previews that a lot of fighting goes down at this event, but it's not mentioned in the episode description...

[zoeysmom]

I am going by the film clip Bravo put up.  That is what I saw from the episodes.  Bravo no longer provides a written summary-just a click here for previews.  The previous episode had what is left to come for the remainder of the season so maybe they just fight for the duration of the season.

In all honesty I don't know that a description of the episodes adds that much to thread.  It seems the thread is created so the episodes are clearly delineated.  

3 hours ago, PhilMarlowe2 said:

Hmm, so are they dragging this party out over two episodes? I noticed from the previews that a lot of fighting goes down at this event, but it's not mentioned in the episode description...

At this point in the season I think they are trying really hard to make something work.  It is all about stop talking about each other and why they don't want to associate with one another. Then it is about getting warring factions together to talk.  And of course Peggy interjecting with no one should be upset and move on.  It is proof you can't put the Genie back in the bottle.  It is getting exhausting.

[KungFuBunny]

4 hours ago, PhilMarlowe2 said:

Hmm, so are they dragging this party out over two episodes? I noticed from the previews that a lot of fighting goes down at this event, but it's not mentioned in the episode description...

Episode Synopsis:

Kelly is having breast reduction surgery and decides to have a Boob Voyage Party with all of the women except for her former best friend Meghan; all hell breaks loose at Kelly's party when Tamra and Vicki finally talk face to face.

Preview clip:

 

Edited September 15, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[SCS]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

Episode Synopsis:

Kelly is having breast reduction surgery and decides to have a Boob Voyage Party with all of the women except for her former best friend Meghan; all hell breaks loose at Kelly's party when Tamra and Vicki finally talk face to face.

Preview clip:

 

 

 

The Bunz is back (and better than ever)! 

Damn, Kelly, really is carrying some serious boob avoirdupois -- good on her for downsizing.

Edited September 15, 2017 by SCS

[KungFuBunny]

16 minutes ago, SCS said:

 

The Bunz is back (and better than ever)! 

Damn, Kelly, really is carrying some serious boob avoirdupois -- good on her for downsizing.

hi scs:

I can't believe she is a 32G.

A 36G I might believe

What's avoirdupois? Curious bunny wants to know

[walnutqueen]

If you need to duct tape your breasts, your houzzz has too many mirrors.   AND ... you are deeelusional.

Edited September 15, 2017 by walnutqueen
punctuation matters.

[SCS]

1 hour ago, KungFuBunny said:

hi scs:

I can't believe she is a 32G.

A 36G I might believe

What's avoirdupois? Curious bunny wants to know

 

Weight. I figured Kells would benefit from a word of more than 1 syllable.

[Hockey Addict]

Hockey addict wears a 42 G . No party for me

[zoeysmom]

Haven;t we already gone down this road with Tamra trading in her 20 + year old breast implants and claiming to go smaller-Lauri was kind enough to point out it was BS.  Then she went to a much smaller implant (claiming she was all natural) and then finally back to typical bolt ons.

Too many mirrors indeed, and too many hours spent watching oneself on TV.  I predict it will take about two seasons-if Kelly survives the cut and we will see her replacing the smaller implants with giant ones.

[walnutqueen]

8 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

Haven;t we already gone down this road with Tamra trading in her 20 + year old breast implants and claiming to go smaller-Lauri was kind enough to point out it was BS.  Then she went to a much smaller implant (claiming she was all natural) and then finally back to typical bolt ons.

Too many mirrors indeed, and too many hours spent watching oneself on TV.  I predict it will take about two seasons-if Kelly survives the cut and we will see her replacing the smaller implants with giant ones.

I've heard (from someone, somehow, somewhere) that Tamra's previous implants occupy shelf space on Satan Andy's WWHL set.  I choose to believe THOSE rumours.

[PhilMarlowe2]

22 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

I am going by the film clip Bravo put up.  That is what I saw from the episodes.  Bravo no longer provides a written summary-just a click here for previews.  The previous episode had what is left to come for the remainder of the season so maybe they just fight for the duration of the season.

Because I am a nerd, I always pay attention to what the women are wearing in the different clips during the preview so I knew that 1) Vicki and Tamra would fight at this event and 2) Lydia and Shannon would fight at this event. They're all wearing the same outfits they're wearing during the volleyball match and the setting is clearly Kelly's house.

[AntAnn]

I wonder if we'll get the " I'm done" from Shannon as she stomps off. Lol.

[Hockey Addict]

2 hours ago, AntAnn said:

I wonder if we'll get the " I'm done" from Shannon as she stomps off. Lol.

I wonder if Michael will do the same soon, on or off camera. 

[bagger]

Is this her idea of a reduction? How big were those puppies?

Edited September 17, 2017 by bagger

[Bronzedog]

Jeebus.  Even the clip was boring.  It better be one hell of a fight.

[Hockey Addict]

Wonder why she has put her house for sale?

[Straycat80]

*sigh* why would Kelly do her boob cast outside where everyone can see? Attention  ho?!

Edited September 19, 2017 by Straycat80

[chick binewski]

 Shannon's restaurant sounds like an unsuccessful boy band.

[ivygirl]

UGH, the Bible verse justification for the vasectomy. Look, I'm not all that big of a fan of birth control pills and get why someone wouldn't like taking them, but I'm also not a fan of someone guilting a spouse into a permanent surgery because YOU don't want to take pills.

[tinaw]

So Doug you don't want any more kids right? right? RIGHT? RRIIIGGHHTTTT

Can we snip Lydia's mouth instead of Doug's junk? ?

[nexxie]

14 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

*sigh* why would Kelly do her boob cast outside where everyone can see? Attention  ho?!

Really. Kinda creepy seeing Michael fondle them.

[ivygirl]

3 minutes ago, tinaw said:

So Doug you don't want any more kids right? right? RIGHT? RRIIIGGHHTTTT

Can we snip Lydia's mouth instead of Doug's junk? ?

Where's Dorinda when we need her? CLIP! CLIP! CLIIIIIP!!!

[chick binewski]

Um, Vicki? Pretty much every viewer thinks you're a con woman so maybe don't pin that all on Tamra.

[RedheadZombie]

I need Archie to meet Bambi. 

[Emmeline]

Lordy this show is a boring.  How many parties and fights do they think we want to see?  Rehashing the same old stuff.  Enough Already!

[RedheadZombie]

"Christ kinda died for our sins."

What an idiot.

[chick binewski]

All these women have become somewhat dreadful (except for Vicki and Kelly and Meghan who are completely dreadful) but Lydia is a little pint size Alexis. Do not like.

[ivygirl]

3 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

"Christ kinda died for our sins."

What an idiot.

I just love Easter, when we celebrate the day Jesus sorta rose from the dead and, like, saved us and stuff.

1 minute ago, chick binewski said:

All these women have become somewhat dreadful (except for Vicki and Kelly and Meghan who are completely dreadful) but Lydia is a little pint size Alexis. Do not like.

Was Alexis that witchy? I don't remember her being so snotty like Lydia.

[tinaw]

Jesus Lydia you need to take it down a notch. You don't like Shannon we get it. Is it possible you got something wrong?

[AttackTurtle]

Lydia be gone.  She & her husband are playing "grown-ups" with her Dad's money.  She either hasn't watched the last few seasons or she simply doesn't care that Vicki was a part of a cancer scam...either way she can sit the fuck down.

Shannon is crazy, but she has not personally attacked Lydia.  Lydia has repeatedly attacked Shannon.  Lydia is the biggest condescending bitch on this show.  Take a hike bitch.

[Mindthinkr]

Lydia, for calling out Shannon, is acting a little over dramatic herself. Flailing on the stairs...if you need to leave...leave. 

[chick binewski]

2 minutes ago, ivygirl said:

Was Alexis that witchy? I don't remember her being so snotty like Lydia.

It's that whole 'everyone else is unreasonable because Christ is on my side however I will abandon any sort of Christian understanding/kindness/forgiveness at the slight chance it will give me camera time also I am extra-superior to all of you' vibe she puts out. But Alexis did lack the vocabulary & attitude to pull it off as well, though.

[Straycat80]

Can we get more of Archie and less of these moronic women?

Lydia, yes, Shannon is a drama queen but so is everyone else, that's the reason you are all on this show. And the procedure your husband is having is called a vasectomy, not 'chopping his balls off'. And this statement from a woman who is uncomfortable with talking about her boob job. 

[ivygirl]

1 minute ago, chick binewski said:

It's that whole 'everyone else is unreasonable because Christ is on my side however I will abandon any sort of Christian understanding/kindness/forgiveness at the slight chance it will give me camera time also I am extra-superior to all of you' vibe she puts out. But Alexis did lack the vocabulary & attitude to pull it off as well, though.

Got it. I just kinda remember Alexis as inarticulate, not as snotty as Lydia. But your description makes sense.

I really can't stand Lydia. Like, REALLY at this point. Like, surpassing Kelly and maybe even Vicki levels. Maybe because K & V are so over the top in their behaviors and actions, but I've known women like Lydia and that attitude just makes me angry.

[AttackTurtle]

9 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

All these women have become somewhat dreadful (except for Vicki and Kelly and Meghan who are completely dreadful) but Lydia is a little pint size Alexis. Do not like.

I actually really liked Alexis.  She was materialistic, but she was actually very kind.  Alexis went thru a lot of crap both financially and with the ladies; whereas Lydia hasn't been tested once, but judges those around her.  She knows Shannon went thru being humiliated by her husband & Lydia has shown zero compassion to Shannon and yet she claims to be this amazing Christian woman.

[bagger]

I don't Like using the term stupid but I really think Vicki is stupid. Does she not get that talking about the "rumor" perpetuates the gossip? She makes me so nuts I don't even know if that made sense. 

I've come to truelly believe Lydia is a selfish, judgemental troll. She's not like any real Christian I've ever met and i do not want to hear another word about Doug's balls which I'm certain have not dropped.

Edited September 19, 2017 by bagger

[Cherrio]

21 minutes ago, RedheadZombie said:

"Christ kinda died for our sins."

What an idiot.

I got the impression Fireman Doug was saying Christ died for his balls?   Maybe they should go to Rome for a Vatican Vasectomy.

[Mu Shu]

What were those pants the Ick was wearing?  She dresses like a dickhead old lady going to a pirate party.  She also looked like she needed a straitjacket at the scream fest, even more so than Shannon.  I swear she is the ugliest person on TV.  Even fucking Crooks was out of her league looks wise.

lydia is a sanctimonious sack of shit, and also fairly ugly.  Her poor husband.  That guy already looks like his face is made of tightly stretched ball sack skin.  Fuck off with your shit about your boob job.  You don't get to be the shy violet on this shit show.  You rumpkin.  

[Bronzedog]

I don't know how much more of this show I can take.  I mean like, I'm feeling like, um, I might poke my eye out.  I mean, OK, if it's  like God's will and everything.  The season started out strong because I was getting up and vacuuming during it and the house was, um, I'm feeling like it was getting clean.  But then tonight I lost my will to vacuum.  And, like, I'm feeling like I don't really even like casseroles that much.

Did Vicki go back to work and just leave Steve at the party?  Run Steve, run!

[Moncheechee]

These bitches all suck.

[Mr. Miner]

3 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

What were those pants the Ick was wearing?  She dresses like a dickhead old lady going to a pirate party.  She also looked like she needed a straitjacket at the scream fest, even more so than Shannon.  I swear she is the ugliest person on TV.  Even fucking Crooks was out of her league looks wise.

lydia is a sanctimonious sack of shit, and also fairly ugly.  Her poor husband.  That guy already looks like his face is made of tightly stretched ball sack skin.  Fuck off with your shit about your boob job.  You don't get to be the shy violet on this shit show.  You rumpkin.  

Lmfao! It warms my cold black heart to come in here and see all this wonderful hate for Lydiot.

[Cherrio]

I just like Archie.

[Cranky One]

Oh my fucking god,  these women are so fucking exhausting! 

Now I need to go to the beginning of this thread so I can read y'alls comments 

[ivygirl]

6 minutes ago, bagger said:

I've come to truelly believe Lydia is a selfish, judgemental troll. She's not like any real Christian I've ever met and i do not want to hear another word about Doug's balls which I'm certain have not dropped.

Maybe that's a part of what's bugging me. Here she is calling Shannon self centered, yet she's basically insisting that her husband get a vasectomy when he seems less than comfortable with the idea, and yet she acts as if she's done nothing wrong (or like it is the other person's fault) when she's called out on her own behavior.

[HunterHunted]

6 minutes ago, tinaw said:

Jesus Lydia you need to take it down a notch. You don't like Shannon we get it. Is it possible you got something wrong?

After accusing Shannon of making it all about her, Lydia does the exact same thing. Lydia is just as self-absorbed as the rest of them. If she wasn't, she would have noticed that everyone wasn't hanging on her half whispered words about getting a boob job. Had she bothered to look around she might seen that no one else heard her or cared.

Oh Vicki, Bravo decided to burn your house down by showing that clip. She's such an immature asshole. Even if she didn't invite Ricki to the party, she didn't object to him being there. And she certainly didn't shut down his topic of conversation once it went to the place it went. As always, Vicki takes precedence over anyone else in her life. Lovely how she abandoned Steve to hang out with drunken people he barely knows screaming at the tops of their lungs.

[Mu Shu]

Poor old Vicki.  Tamra won't make nice with her, so she has to tiptoe around the Dudd, hoping she doesn't get shanked.

well, at least Shannon was wearing a flattering ensemble.  And she's getting gaslighted by an actual moron.  Come on Shannon, can't you see how people bait you? 

I wouldn't be surprised to see Ick and Peggy cut next season.  The Dudd is trying to turn over a new leaf.  

[PhilMarlowe2]

Shannon is getting really slammed on Twitter.

[TexasGal]

What the hell pants is Vicki wearing?!  Leggings with lace up (down?) bottoms?  Why?!?!

[mbaywife123]

Lydia reminds me of a "good" Christian woman in our community. She and her husband (my parents age group) had three daughters (my age group).

Their oldest daughter married a man who has an acquired genetic defect that he died from about 6-7 years into their marriage (they had no children because of the risk of passing this onto their children) and said " good" Christian woman told a close friend that if she had known that the daughters husband was was so sick and would die without giving them grandchildren that she would never had let her daughter marry him. BITCH!

The fact that her youngest daughter is bi ( which she hates) but married and gave her one grand child so all is well. BITCH!

Thankfully middle daughter moved away and maintains very limited contact with her toxic mom.