S12.E05: Moving In, Moving On And Moving Fast

[KungFuBunny]

Tamra and Shannon have their first face-to-face with Meghan's new baby and learn they'll soon have to face Vicki. Lydia's family takes a luxurious Hawaiian vacation full of uncomfortable conversations, while Kelly tackles her fears about her mother's mortality and her desire to move on with Tamra and Shannon. Vicki tries to settle into her new office and meddle in her son's love life while Peggy invites her friends to the unveiling of her custom-designed Lamborghini.

[Gam2]

Wow. This sounds really boring.

[nexxie]

3 minutes ago, Gam2 said:

Wow. This sounds really boring.

Really. Aspen had better be pretty darned adorable!

[KungFuBunny]

She's absolutely adorable

[Gam2]

She is adorable. But put a hat on that baby to shield her face and keep the sun out of her eyes! We knew to do that 50 years ago!

[chenoa333]

On 8/2/2017 at 3:34 PM, KungFuBunny said:

She's absolutely adorable

As far as I'm concerned, Bravo can make that baby THE newest housewife of the OC. All by her damn cute ass self!

[dosodog]

On 8/2/2017 at 3:52 PM, Gam2 said:

She is adorable. But put a hat on that baby to shield her face and keep the sun out of her eyes! We knew to do that 50 years ago!

Mom?

 

In 1965, I was a year old and we had an earthquake. Mom ran me outside and realized I didn't have a hat on and ran back into the house to get me a hat.  For an earthquake.

To this day she can't walk by a baby without a hat on without muttering, "that child should be wearing a hat".

[Chicklet]

A car unveiling? That's all Peggy has? I think those cars are awful to start with. If I wanted to watch people drool over cars I'd watch Top Gear. But damn I want to see more of the baby. Tough decisions.

[PhilMarlowe2]

I watched the preview clip, and as someone who has never really liked Meghan, I did find it funny when Peggy basically tells her to zip it.

[dosodog]

You and me both PhilMarlowe2.  You and me both! 

Just the offended look on Meghan's face!

[Martinigirl]

On 8/2/2017 at 4:01 PM, KungFuBunny said:

Tamra and Shannon have their first face-to-face with Meghan's new baby and learn they'll soon have to face Vicki. Lydia's family takes a luxurious Hawaiian vacation full of uncomfortable conversations, while Kelly tackles her fears about her mother's mortality and her desire to move on with Tamra and Shannon. Vicki tries to settle into her new office and meddle in her son's love life while Peggy invites her friends to the unveiling of her custom-designed Lamborghini.

Hope this show picks up some speed...boring so far.

Maybe Kelly will have a second DR's visit this week to get her vag cauterized shut....I would if I had to sleep with that potatoe Michael.

[FaithsMum]

The most interesting thing about this season for me is this: I only watched a few episodes of last season which I remember exactly zero of so Kelly is still "new" to me. However, everytime she comes on the screen, my baby cries. Literally every single time, and stops crying as soon as it switches to someone else. I've seriously had to stop watching it when she's in the room. Coincidentally my daughter has the exact same date of birth as Aspen. Clearly all babies born on that day are smart af because Aspen knows too.

I don't even know why I'm bothering with this show anymore; it's not even so bad it's good, it's just boring. I miss Heather because at least she had more than three braincells. And Horseface and her loopy mother irritated me the first time around.

[Mindthinkr]

I think Peggy is trying to keep the focus in her storyline on the non-important, low level things in her life (like the car) as she really doesn't have the good health and energy to deal with these women and the drama. With her health she has bigger fish to fry.  

[Martinigirl]

Bragging about her 16 fancy cars doesn't make her husband appear any taller...just sayin'

Edited August 8, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Mindthinkr]

Awww...Aspen gave Shannon a smile. Might be one of the only ones she gets. 

Why does Lydia talking about sex remind me of one of the Duggar girls? 

[dosodog]

Babies don't see ghosts.  But they obviously know a demon when they see one.

[VedaPierce]

Meghan has such an unattractive mouth...and she twists it around in exaggerated ways. It's always reminded me of the mouth on Wallace, from Wallace And Gromit.

Edited August 8, 2017 by VedaPierce

[jaybird2]

oh please no more lydia and her waving arms and her rainbow..........oh puke!

[Martinigirl]

Those poor boys...this is on tv for all the kids to see when they turn 12....they're  gonna get picked on. STFU Lydia

Edited August 8, 2017 by Martinigirl

[nexxie]

Hope there was more to that "sex talk" - but it sure didn't need to be on camera - any opportunity to push their religion I guess.

Edited August 8, 2017 by nexxie

[Martinigirl]

Who wants to bet both Lydia and Doug are lying to each other?

[Mindthinkr]

If Peggy wants a chef then they should just sell one of their fancy dancy sports cars and that should cover ones salary for 4 years. 

[Straycat80]

Why is this season so boring so far? The baby and Lydia's kids are cute and everything but I'm looking for a little more excitement.   They need to take lessons from the crazies of NYC.  And everyone should film together, not separate just because they hate each other. 

[Mindthinkr]

StrayCat...the incentive for filming the ugly scenes like last week won some of production a trip to film in Hawaii. 

[nexxie]

Looks like Peggy and family are drinking lots of Vile Vicki Kool-aid!

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Seems like another snoozer this week. I don't need to see a knock down drag out fight every episode, but some sign of life would be nice.

[Martinigirl]

Pour yourself another Sex Talk On The Beach cocktail...that may help

[Mindthinkr]

The lips on Kelly's shirt match hers, especially with the bright red lipstick. 

[VedaPierce]

SO RUDE! to be getting an invitation to something, then demanding that the hostess inviting you, not invite someone you have a problem with! Ugh!!! Grow up Shannon!! I've been caught in the middle of that kind of bullshit and I can't stand that crap! Shannon is truly insufferable.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

An 8 year old clip of Vicki falling is the only decent part of this episode so far.

[poeticlicensed]

That convo  with lydia's kids must have been super clarifying to them. "Sex comes from Jesus and it's private". If you aren't going to explain it, don't bring it up. 

Kelly needs to leave her mom the fuck alone. She worked her whole adult life as a nurse and she puts up with Kelly's shit. She deserves to sit around and drink wine and watch TV all day if she wants. Get off her jock Kelly . 

Edited August 8, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[Grumpbump]

I just turned this shit off.  I am done. What a bunch of bullshit.  The whole Kelly and her mom at the senior center and then to Vicki talking to her son about "nupts".  WTF.  This show officially sucks.

[Bronzedog]

If Kelly was my daughter I'd slap the shit out of her.  If I was the woman attempting to talk to Kelly and her mother, I'd slap the shit out of Kelly.

 Vicki?  2 things - when I retired a year and a half ago, I brought home the awards I was given during my career.  They are still in the bags, sitting by the furnace in the basement where I put them 1-1/2 years ago, and, 2).  Do you think Michael just started having sex?

Lydia, wherever you were when you weren't on the show?  Go back.

[Grumpbump]

4 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

An 8 year old clip of Vicki falling is the only decent part of this episode so far.

My husband was in the room with me and I told him, "just watch, watch" and then she fell.   Good Times.

[Mindthinkr]

For ppl who are so religious, why is Lydia on the pill? 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

8 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Why is this season so boring so far?  

Because they are making it extremely obvious that they have no relationship outside of filming.

The few times they have been together they act like former high school classmates who haven't seen each other since that one time one passed the other toilet paper under the stall during spirit week sophomore year.

[Martinigirl]

Can Lydia's Mom please sprinkle some fairy dust on her and make her go away

[VedaPierce]

I noticed that Vickie's new logo for Coto Insurance has a big, ugly tree in the middle of the word "Coto". Lol lol! I remember it used to have an umbrella. I bet she got a Cyst and Deceased-tm Tamra- letter from Travelers Insurance for stealing their logo idea! Tee Hee! Stupid Vickie. She lies about cancer and steals other company's logos. 

Edited August 8, 2017 by VedaPierce

[Straycat80]

First the sex talk with the eight year old. Then the 'cutting off your balls' talk with the husband. It's called a vasectomy Lydia! Is she really this dumb or just playing for the camera? This was a mistake bringing this ding-a-ling back on the show! 

[Mindthinkr]

Well wasn't the tree originally Heathers idea for her front door...

[Avon.Blakes7]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

First the sex talk with the eight year old. Then the 'cutting off your balls' talk with the husband. It's called a vasectomy Lydia! Is she really this dumb or just playing for the camera? This was a mistake bringing this ding-a-ling back on the show! 

I have to turn away when that bubble head is on with her family! ;-(

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Well wasn't the tree originally Heathers idea for her front door...

With her preserved eggs laminated in a nest? GAG! ;-(

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Avon.Blakes7 said:

I have to turn away when that bubble head is on with her family! ;-(

With her preserved eggs laminated in a nest? GAG! ;-(

I don't remember the eggs being laminated but I thought her kids names or something having to do with them. 

[VedaPierce]

Michael has such a perpetual, creepy look on his face! It's a weird, mirthless smile. Add the twitching and scratching he does while talking to his mother, and it's just so uncomfortable to watch him!

[poeticlicensed]

It's actually cute to see how infatuated Jimmy is with the baby. They are going to be besties. 

[Avon.Blakes7]

2 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I don't remember the eggs being laminated but I thought her kids names or something having to do with them. 

She mentioned it at the reunion that the stained glass had a tree with a nest and a couple of her eggs were installed in there for all time! GROSS! ;-(

Edited August 8, 2017 by Avon.Blakes7

[Martinigirl]

,LOL!!! I thought they were unveiling Doug's cut off balls there for a second

LMAO! Megan - "I'm so rich. I'm so f-ing rich. Screw you! "

Edited August 8, 2017 by Martinigirl

[VedaPierce]

I just don't care about Lydia. Or her bland husband. Or their useless magazine. I think they are both hyper-aware of the cameras. They give nothing good and are so very boring. What's his name, even??

[whydoievencare]

Meghan's baby is just gorgeous - those smiles!!  I'm actually really enjoying Meghan this season - I'm finding her THs to be pretty funny.  Shannon not so much - I despise Vicki - but it's not Vicki's fault that Shannon has gained weight.  For someone who is theoretically so smart (isn't Shannon a lawyer?) she can be such a dummy.  Also, it's so tiresome how she is with every new Housewife.  Lydia is just...stupid?  Kelly is unredeemingly horrible, just like Vicki.  Peggy is kind of a blank. 

Edited August 8, 2017 by whydoievencare
I had more to say.

[notnowimbusy]

37 minutes ago, VedaPierce said:

Meghan has such an unattractive mouth...and she twists it around in exaggerated ways. It's always reminded me of the mouth on Wallace, from Wallace And Gromit.

I think she always looks like she's smelling bad cheese.

[Mindthinkr]

10 minutes ago, Avon.Blakes7 said:

She mentioned it at the reunion that the stained glass had a tree with a nest and a couple of her eggs were installed in there for all time! GROSS! ;-(

Thanks!