S04.E04: Shepwrecked

[Tara Ariano]

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Kathryn struggles to cope with supervised visitation; Craig's life with Naomie starts to fall apart; Whitney confronts Landon about her true feelings for Thomas; Cameran tries to convince Shep it's not too late to win Chelsea back.

[slowpoked]

Preview - Shep wants to have his cake and eat it too. What else is new?

http://www.bravotv.com/southern-charm/season-4/episode-4/videos/is-austen-breaking-bro-code

Edited April 24, 2017 by slowpoked

[RedHawk]

On April 21, 2017 at 0:20 PM, Tara Ariano said:

Cameran tries to convince Shep it's not too late to win Chelsea back.

"Win Chelsea back" to what? Another one-night stand that she will deny involved sex and he will tell Whitney otherwise? There's no "there" there!

[Mindthinkr]

Cameran "We are sweating like whores in a church". I was gobsmacked the first time I heard that comment! True southern ladies say that they are 'glistening' as sweating is a masculine description. 

[Pickles]

Craig is so skinny!

[Neurochick]

I don't get why Landon is interested in an old alcoholic, like Thomas, maybe it's his $$$?

Why isn't Whitney in the credits but he's still in the show?

Chelsea looks so basic to me, if I close my eyes I'll forget what she looks like. 

Most of the people on this show are gross pigs; the only reason they're as wealthy as they are is because for hundreds of years they had help they didn't have to pay.  

Kathryn needs to get off reality TV, get away from these people and get herself a nice life.

Edited April 25, 2017 by Neurochick

[ivygirl]

I'm with Craig on the "greet your kid" thing. I mean if Thomas was so focused on the polo match, he didn't have to be so brusque about it. And Craig is right: if it had been Kathryn doing that, they would have turned it into a three-episode story arc.

[Mindthinkr]

I agreed with Craig on this one. TRav should have acknowledged (kissed) his children. His comment of "I can't please everyone" smacks to me of him only wanting to please himself. When you have children you are supposed to put your own feelings and needs second to theirs. I get that he's provided but ignoring them will lead them to attention seeking behavior in later years. We know how that turns out. 

Did Whitney (when he was taking to Shep) look like he had a black eye? 

[Martinigirl]

5 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I agreed with Craig on this one. TRav should have acknowledged (kissed) his children. His comment of "I can't please everyone" smacks to me of him only wanting to please himself. When you have children you are supposed to put your own feelings and needs second to theirs. I get that he's provided but ignoring them will lead them to attention seeking behavior in later years. We know how that turns out. 

In all fairness to TRav,  he's not right in the head, he thinks Landon is the whole package. 

[jaybird2]

whitney looked like he had a bad eye lift but not a black eye

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

7 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

 

In all fairness to TRav,  he's not right in the head, he thinks Landon is the whole package. 

Lol...have to say you've got a good point there!! Now the question is a package of what? Lol

[Martinigirl]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Lol...have to say you've got a good point there!! Now the question is a package of what? Lol

LOL!!!

[Mindthinkr]

Landon thinks she's "crushed it" (talking about anything that she's ever done). Ok. My diagnosis is delusional. 

[Martinigirl]

Oh Landon, bless your hairbrain heart, you twit

[jaybird2]

mindthinkr, if i could give you a 100 hearts i would!!!

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Martinigirl said:

Oh Landon, bless your hairbrain heart, you twit

Oh gosh I'm getting a good laugh tonight. Thank y'all for sharing it with me!! 

[jaybird2]

martinigirl are you from the south??  because look out when anyone says 'bless you heart'.

[ExplainItAgain]

Yes, Cameran, bring back the french mani! 

Chelsea, girl! Run. Away. From both of these guys.

[Martinigirl]

Just now, jaybird2 said:

martinigirl are you from the south??  because look out when anyone says 'bless you heart'.

You get me :)

[jaybird2]

martinigirl, it takes one to know one

[Martinigirl]

How many billionaires are on the yacht, Landon?

Edited April 25, 2017 by Martinigirl

[Mindthinkr]

@Martinigirl and @jaybird2

well bless both of y'alls hearts lol. 

Craig's cocktail pants...I just can't even...lol

[whydoievencare]

Landon's machine gun laugh is the absolute worst.  

[ivygirl]

Haha, Whitney repeated my line about The Shep/Austen triangle and there being no honor amongst thieves. Well, "repeated" it in that I wrote it last week and it was in this week's episode :)

[jaybird2]

trav....it's nokd (not our kind dear), not oc

[Martinigirl]

Just now, jaybird2 said:

trav....it's nokd (not our kind dear), not oc

Apparently, Trav has not seen Craig's garden

[Mindthinkr]

Did Thomas just call the nanny from the boat to state that he was going to be an hour and a half late? 

3 minutes ago, Martinigirl said:

Apparently, Trav has not seen Craig's garden

?? You lost me. Also what is oc? 

[Drumpf1737]

Naomie was on Stassi's podcast and had some very revealing things to say.

http://www.realitytea.com/2017/04/24/naomie-olindo-talks-tension-craig-conover-shep-rose-sexism-kathryn-dennis-difficulty-understanding-landon-clements/

[Bronzedog]

Do you want to be a 55 year old man that doesn't have shoelaces?  Hahaha!  Pretty much sums up Thomas perfectly.

[TexasGal]

4 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Do you want to be a 55 year old man that doesn't have shoelaces?  Hahaha!  Pretty much sums up Thomas perfectly.

Cracked me up that this was what seemed to kinda sorta get Shep's attention.

Oh poor little Landon.  Shep's apology wasn't good enough for you.

[RedHawk]

4 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Do you want to be a 55 year old man that doesn't have shoelaces?  Hahaha!  Pretty much sums up Thomas perfectly.

That and the visual of T-Rav sitting there is one one the funniest things I have ever seen and heard on ANY reality show. Solid gold!

[Martinigirl]

OMG! WTF! TRav and a certain pair of pants? What a dumbass!

Edited April 25, 2017 by Martinigirl

[KenyaJ]

TRav ignoring Kensie was so awful. She was so excited to see him; it reminded me of the way I used to greet my father. Thankfully, he doted on me and didn't ignore me because he couldn't please everyone. Asshole.

And what is Cameran's problem? Chelsea is a grown woman with free will who appears to be choosing Austen. Cameran's attempts to force Chelsea and Shep together are straight out of an episode of Saved by the Bell. Stop it, Cameran!

[Primetimer]

All aboard the 'no one cares' cruise!

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[Martinigirl]

Wait. What? Was that Katheryn and Trav's daughter on Landon's screen saver (phone) ??????????

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Martinigirl said:

Wait. What? Was that Katheryn and Trav's daughter on Landon's screen saver (phone) ??????????

I was wondering the same thing. She must be kissing TRav's butt big time and closer to him than we thought. She was also the hostess for that Polo match. 

Edited April 25, 2017 by Mindthinkr
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[RedDelicious]

You guys. It's been like this all along. We already knew Thomas never wanted to be a father. Did he want to have heirs to his name, yes. Did he want to parent them, no. That's what the nannies are for. It's entirely messed up, but we knew this. 

[Martinigirl]

14 minutes ago, KenyaJ said:

TRav ignoring Kensie was so awful. She was so excited to see him; it reminded me of the way I used to greet my father. Thankfully, he doted on me and didn't ignore me because he couldn't please everyone. Asshole.

And what is Cameran's problem? Chelsea is a grown woman with free will who appears to be choosing Austen. Cameran's attempts to force Chelsea and Shep together are straight out of an episode of Saved by the Bell. Stop it, Cameran!

I beginning to think the Nanny is the only one with full custody of the kids

[biakbiak]

1 hour ago, ivygirl said:

I'm with Craig on the "greet your kid" thing. I mean if Thomas was so focused on the polo match, he didn't have to be so brusque about it. And Craig is right: if it had been Kathryn doing that, they would have turned it into a three-episode story arc.

It wasn't a three episode arc at last year's Polo match when Kathryn pitched a fit with no regards for Kensington. They can both be awful people.

[AngryCarrot86]

Unpopular opinion alert: Craig is my favorite male cast member.  This episode made me realize why.  He's a lot of things, but a sleazy womanizer isn't one of them. Craig is also the only one who isn't giving Thomas a pass just for being a good ole' boy, and he has been consistently graceful in regards to Katherine.  Craig might be a lazy fibber, but he seems like he's a genuinely nice person.  I can't say the same for the other guys, and even most of the girls in this cast.  Plus, he cuddles with Gizmo and got excited to see the "babies". I may have swooned.  Give me Craig, Naome and Gizmo over the others and their pretentious, chauvinistic bullshit any day. 

Quite honestly, all the excuses the others were making for Thomas in regards to his "Southern parenting" made me feel sick to my stomach.  Is that really a norm with wealthy southern people?  

Gawwwwd I can't stand Landon.  Continue crushing it, sister.  What a dumbass. 

[acid burn]

Thomas: "Landon is OC."

Landon: "What's OC?"

Thomas: "Our class."

Me: Projectile vomits.

[Martinigirl]

Landon - "We like the same things"  (your $$$$)

[Bluedog100]

Alas, the bloom is off the Rose.

[HunterHunted]

3 hours ago, ivygirl said:

I'm with Craig on the "greet your kid" thing. I mean if Thomas was so focused on the polo match, he didn't have to be so brusque about it. And Craig is right: if it had been Kathryn doing that, they would have turned it into a three-episode story arc.

If he was planning on not interacting with his very young children during the Polo match, then perhaps they should have stayed home at the guest house.

3 hours ago, Martinigirl said:

In all fairness to TRav,  he's not right in the head, he thinks Landon is the whole package. 

TRav crowing about how great Landon was at throwing events was so stupid because that was quite literally her job when she worked for Brent Bolthouse or as we knew her then, Brent's other assistant.

3 hours ago, jaybird2 said:

trav....it's nokd (not our kind dear), not oc

3 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

Do you want to be a 55 year old man that doesn't have shoelaces?  Hahaha!  Pretty much sums up Thomas perfectly.

 

2 hours ago, acid burn said:

Thomas: "Landon is OC."

Landon: "What's OC?"

Thomas: "Our class."

Me: Projectile vomits.

2 hours ago, Martinigirl said:

OMG! WTF! TRav and a certain pair of pants? What a dumbass!

Whitney, Trav, and Shep were extra gross tonight.

Edited April 25, 2017 by HunterHunted

[goofygirl]

Is  it just me or does Landon have some kind of weird speech impediment?? I can't always understand what she saying?? It might just be me. She kind of mumbles or something.

[acid burn]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Is  it just me or does Landon have some kind of weird speech impediment?? I can't always understand what she saying?? It might just be me. She kind of mumbles or something.

I think it's an affectation and that she perceives her mumbly faux Valley Girl speak is boho chic. 

[denmark vesey]

With regard to Landon, O.C. stands for:

Obviously Callous

Offensively Catty

Occasionally Caustic

Oddly Confused

Outwardly Corrupt

Overtly Crass

Openly Crazy

Edited April 25, 2017 by denmark vesey

[biakbiak]

8 minutes ago, acid burn said:

I think it's an affectation and that she perceives her mumbly faux Valley Girl speak is boho chic. 

She talked about it in interviews her first season that she has a speech issue and had a lot of speech therapy as a kid.

[chewycandy]

I didn't notice Whitney wasn't in the credits. Ditch the Whitney/Patricia scenes then and show more Cameran, seems she's only there as a friend to talk about the others. It's getting old. The Thomas/shoelaces line was gold.

I can't stand Chelsea's eyebrows.

1 hour ago, AngryCarrot86 said:

Unpopular opinion alert: Craig is my favorite male cast member.  This episode made me realize why.  He's a lot of things, but a sleazy womanizer isn't one of them. Craig is also the only one who isn't giving Thomas a pass just for being a good ole' boy, and he has been consistently graceful in regards to Katherine.  Craig might be a lazy fibber, but he seems like he's a genuinely nice person.  I can't say the same for the other guys, and even most of the girls in this cast.  Plus, he cuddles with Gizmo and got excited to see the "babies". I may have swooned.  Give me Craig, Naome and Gizmo over the others and their pretentious, chauvinistic bullshit any day. 

Awww. I'm with you! Also, his monotone "I'll still love you forever" after his fight with Naomie last episode, and his kissing Landon after she laughingly admitted her father did the same thing Thomas did to his kids.

[acid burn]

33 minutes ago, biakbiak said:

43 minutes ago, acid burn said:

I think it's an affectation and that she perceives her mumbly faux Valley Girl speak is boho chic. 

She talked about it in interviews her first season that she has a speech issue and had a lot of speech therapy as a kid.

Fair enough; I think it's probably both although perhaps I'm biased because I don't think anything about Landon is genuine.