Maggienolia December 26, 2017 Share December 26, 2017 50 minutes ago, auntjess said: It was either Erica or Diana, I get them mixed up. They both depended on nieces, but I think it was the one with the really bitchy sister. It was Erica - the one that said the "your boat --- your sister's life" quote referenced up-thread. Yeah. She was something. Her sister had had it up to the gills with her. 2 Link to comment
Otter December 26, 2017 Share December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, auntjess said: It was either Erica or Diana, I get them mixed up. They both depended on nieces, but I think it was the one with the really bitchy sister. Yep, Erica. I felt kinda sorry for her even though she acted so timid, she was really aggressive and defiant. Her family did come through for her -- again. Molly, the sister did seem bitchy but she's been there, done that for years. And Diana was the most passive/aggressive person I'd ever seen on the show! She pretended to be so sweet and yet a master manipulator. I loved it when her niece really took control once in Houston. 4 Link to comment
seniorpatriot December 28, 2017 Share December 28, 2017 Dr. Now constantly saying "Stop making excuses"! (cause they all do.) James wife saying to Dr. Now "I promise you he hasnt been cheating". LOL 1 3 Link to comment
aliya December 29, 2017 Share December 29, 2017 On 12/26/2017 at 4:35 PM, Otter said: And Diana was the most passive/aggressive person I'd ever seen on the show! She pretended to be so sweet and yet a master manipulator. I loved it when her niece really took control once in Houston. Yup. I posted something similar on her thread about a month or so ago. I've watched her show a few times on amazon and having lived in the area, I know that she could have gotten food delivered from the grocery chain out there. I did. But she liked to be waited on (they all do, no matter what they say). This may be a function of, if family didn't come over with food, she wouldn't have any company, but whatever, the result is the same - people bring her food, put her to bed, help her bathe, etc. These people must revel in that lifestyle because other people - including people in wheelchairs or with other disabilities, struggle so that they are as independent as possible and others don't have to help them any more than absolutely necessary. The people on My 600 lb Life live that way because they want it that way. I think only Chad has been honest about how things got so bad for him - he said he didn't do anything because he didn't want to do anything. Fine by me. Be honest, then work on change. 5 Link to comment
seniorpatriot December 29, 2017 Share December 29, 2017 Personally I just couldn't stand my loved ones, especially my kids, having to wipe my butt and private parts. That is therapy for them for a while. 12 Link to comment
islandgal140 January 11, 2018 Share January 11, 2018 Is this the infamous weight loss confirming vagina reach? 1 7 Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 January 11, 2018 Share January 11, 2018 1 hour ago, islandgal140 said: Is this the infamous weight loss confirming vagina reach? Islandgal! How COULD you??? 2 4 Link to comment
WhitneyWhit January 14, 2018 Share January 14, 2018 This gem from Lee has to join the lineup... "I'm pretty active, I can walk 20, 30 feet with these canes". 4 15 Link to comment
Aw my lahgs January 15, 2018 Share January 15, 2018 “Dead or immobile people have a hard time getting to work on time.” Dr Now. 2 10 Link to comment
ThisGirlAsh January 18, 2018 Share January 18, 2018 "You ready to help me pee sweetheart?" Who said romance was dead? 5 17 Link to comment
Pretty5Vacant January 18, 2018 Share January 18, 2018 On 12/22/2017 at 4:03 PM, Mu Shu said: “Let’s just try it again!! You bunch of Bastards!”. ”Because I have to be cleaned outside like a mammal (animal?)” ”Nicole says it’s humiliating that I have to hose her butt, and it’s gross sometimes “. And I agree with Nicole. Who puts wood floors in a hotel room? That whole episode had killer one liner's and drama for days. Those poor babies being stuck with 4 crazy mutha fr's though 12 minutes ago, ThisGirlAsh said: "You ready to help me pee sweetheart?" Who said romance was dead? Lol!! Imagine what he's saving for her next month for Valentine's Day? 1 8 Link to comment
AZChristian January 19, 2018 Share January 19, 2018 20 hours ago, Pretty5Vacant said: Lol!! Imagine what he's saving for her next month for Valentine's Day? Well, I'm retired, so I have plenty of time today to clean my morning coffee off my keyboard. 2 6 Link to comment
Kb60 January 21, 2018 Share January 21, 2018 This isn't a quote but the pinky in the air and the dainty bites are ridiculous. We know it's for the cameras but it still kills me every time. 1 5 Link to comment
Pretty5Vacant January 22, 2018 Share January 22, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 8:30 AM, AZChristian said: Well, I'm retired, so I have plenty of time today to clean my morning coffee off my keyboard. Lol! sorry :) 1 Link to comment
CringeWatcher February 8, 2018 Share February 8, 2018 Dr: “so you’re still not walking, and you’re lying to me.” karina: (smirks) “mm-hmm.” 1 5 Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 February 17, 2018 Share February 17, 2018 (edited) “Lemme outa the damn ass car. “ (She WASN'T drunk, you guys! /s) Edited February 17, 2018 by Tabbygirl521 2 6 Link to comment
ThisGirlAsh February 17, 2018 Share February 17, 2018 13 hours ago, Tabbygirl521 said: “Lemme outa the damn ass car. “ (She WASN'T drunk, you guys! /s) She needed to grab the damn ass mail so of course he had to let her get out of the damn ass car 1 9 Link to comment
jpc1 February 22, 2018 Share February 22, 2018 I'm only halfway through the Lisa episode so far, but I've already got two nominees to go on the all-time quote list: First, the obvious one: "Hit me, Daddy!" Then, one that I feel will be underrated: "It starts NOW!" (Danielle to Lisa when Lisa futilely demands a Coke right after the Skype call with Dr. Now by claiming that her diet doesn't start until "tonight".) My all-time gold-medal nominee, though, is James K., but not for "Owww muh laig!", nor for "But it's frahhhd!", nor even for claiming that with all he had going on he just hadn't had time to get to a follow-up appointment with Dr. Now. Rather, as he was about to be discharged from the hospital after his heart-failure episode, as the nurse pulls the tube out of his neck, our hero shouts, "Am Ah gonna bleed out?" Absolute perfection! 3 Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 February 23, 2018 Share February 23, 2018 (edited) Lisa: “Aaaaaand... I’m COMIN’ OUT THE bed.” I gotta say, I cut James a little slack on “am ah gunna bleed out??” I had a chemo port once upon a time, and when they told me they were going to be threading tubing through my EXTERNAL JUGULAR, I came pretty close to freaking. Very unlike me. Edited February 23, 2018 by Tabbygirl521 1 Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 February 23, 2018 Share February 23, 2018 Also Lisa: “I’d-a been blown mah brains out.” 4 Link to comment
karenkarenbobaren February 24, 2018 Share February 24, 2018 It has been brought to my attention that on Spongebob, they say "My Leg!" in almost every episode. Hopefully that hasn't been mentioned because I'm pretty excited about this discovery! 9 Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 February 24, 2018 Share February 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, karenkarenbobaren said: It has been brought to my attention that on Spongebob, they say "My Leg!" in almost every episode. Hopefully that hasn't been mentioned because I'm pretty excited about this discovery! Yer killin’ me here!! LOL. 4 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 26, 2018 Share February 26, 2018 Dottie's sister: "Pah! A chocolate chip pah!" I laughed until I cried over the description of a pan of brownies as "a chocolate chip pie", but I totally understood sister's outrage. 4 Link to comment
Pretty5Vacant February 27, 2018 Share February 27, 2018 On 2/24/2018 at 10:31 AM, Tabbygirl521 said: Yer killin’ me here!! LOL. Me too! 1 Link to comment
Concerned March 1, 2018 Share March 1, 2018 By the time my dad got out of prison, I weighed 500 pounds. 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 20, 2018 Share March 20, 2018 (edited) "Welcome to the devils playground" or something like that...all I remember is Devils playground. Dr. now pulling a chip bag out of Lisa's back fat , "that's Herbert's" Edited March 20, 2018 by sainte-chapelle 1 5 Link to comment
DC Gal in VA April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 From the last episode: Schenee to her hubby Freddy: "All you do for me is wash my ass!" ALL!!!??? What kind of deviant would believe that makes sense? 1 14 Link to comment
auntjess April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 (edited) On 2/22/2018 at 7:15 PM, Tabbygirl521 said: I gotta say, I cut James a little slack on “am ah gunna bleed out??” I had a chemo port once upon a time, and when they told me they were going to be threading tubing through my EXTERNAL JUGULAR, I came pretty close to freaking. Mine was something really minor, but bled a lot! I picked up the expression from all the ID crime shows I watch, and when my (hurting, with IVDD) doxie bit the top of my hand, where all the veins are, after I moved her, I'm yelling (to me and the dog) "I'm bleeding out!." Edited April 9, 2018 by auntjess 3 Link to comment
Tabbygirl521 April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 Right there with you ID and picking up terminology! That bite sounds not fun, but your description cracked me up! 1 Link to comment
iwasish April 9, 2018 Share April 9, 2018 On 4/5/2017 at 8:16 PM, aliya said: Jeez Louise - does she have a trash can in her living room???? (in the fireplace) And while I think that when my son was young, he might have thought this was a good idea, I can't believe a woman would want to decorate like this. And that huge bowl of fruit behind her. Link to comment
auntjess April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 (edited) I was rewatching Tanisha, and she hadn't been following the diet because of stress, and at one point she said the "had a lot of stuff on my plate," and boy was that true. Edited April 11, 2018 by auntjess 9 Link to comment
Trees April 11, 2018 Share April 11, 2018 Well, now that we've seen Schenee, "I AM KNOWLEDGED!" has to be right up there with best quotes! Then Freddy followed up with that quip... how did it go? Along the lines of "Well obviously, the doctor ain't use to dealin wit intelligemenced people like you". Dr Now had some exceptionally great lines in that episode too. 9 Link to comment
gonecrackers April 12, 2018 Share April 12, 2018 Marissa: "I cheat a little bit." Dr. Now to Marissa: "I wouldn't call dat cheat a liddle bit; I'd call dat cheat a lot." 1 10 Link to comment
calpurnia99 April 13, 2018 Share April 13, 2018 I'm axin you do you believe in God? 10 Link to comment
DC Gal in VA May 4, 2018 Share May 4, 2018 On 4/10/2018 at 9:01 PM, Trees said: Well, now that we've seen Schenee, "I AM KNOWLEDGED!" has to be right up there with best quotes! Then Freddy followed up with that quip... how did it go? Along the lines of "Well obviously, the doctor ain't use to dealin wit intelligemenced people like you". Dr Now had some exceptionally great lines in that episode too. Definitely, like one of my favorites from Dr. Now to Schenee: "All you do is cry and lie!" Bwahahaha!!! Way to bust a rhyme on her nasty, manipulative, ungrateful ass Dr. Now!. 1 6 Link to comment
auntjess May 4, 2018 Share May 4, 2018 Rhoshanda, who had a great loss on one weigh-in, but a big gain, the next time. Quote "I already hit the goal; why I have to do it again?" 10 Link to comment
Elizzikra May 7, 2018 Share May 7, 2018 Quote "You ready to help me pee sweetheart?" Who said romance was dead? Hah. The first time I had to ask my husband to help me plunge a toilet, I declared that all the romance had left our relationship. I'm not confined to bed though - I just can never get a plunger to work. 7 Link to comment
ElizaJane May 11, 2018 Share May 11, 2018 A favorite quote, from Janine (when she wasn't crying): Janine: "I think I have bulimia or something. I just don't want to eat, and that's a problem." Dr. Now: "Not eating is not your problem. Come on. Do you seriously think you have bulimia?" ;) 11 Link to comment
Pretty5Vacant May 18, 2018 Share May 18, 2018 On 5/10/2018 at 5:00 PM, ElizaJane said: A favorite quote, from Janine (when she wasn't crying): Janine: "I think I have bulimia or something. I just don't want to eat, and that's a problem." Dr. Now: "Not eating is not your problem. Come on. Do you seriously think you have bulimia?" ;) Lol! Dr. Gettin' real!! 2 Link to comment
MutualCore December 7, 2018 Share December 7, 2018 (edited) Lee - "I can hardly pee", Dr. Now - really? Dr. Now to James K - "you don't need food, you have already eaten 800lb of food in you" Penny(to EMTs)- "can you carry me above your heads like Cleopatra? Teehee." Lisa(re: James K) - "his body doesn't burn calories"... LOL On 3/26/2017 at 3:18 PM, gardendiva said: Nicole, after trying to flop her bulk onto the hotel bed on wheels and it rolled: (paraphrasing) "What kind of hotel uses wood on their floors?!" Nicole to her family just shortly later - YOU BUNCHA BASTARDS! Edited December 7, 2018 by MutualCore 4 Link to comment
Hannah94 December 7, 2018 Share December 7, 2018 On 04/09/2017 at 8:22 PM, Calicocats said: "With everything going on, I just haven't had time/energy/whatever to stick to the diet" -Everyone (most recently, Justin) This one drives me bonkers! ALL they have is free time. They don't work and they don't have any sort of activities going on in their lives. 4 Link to comment
auntjess December 10, 2018 Share December 10, 2018 (edited) I can't attribute it to any one person, but many of them say, "it's water/it's fluid." Not food. Edited December 12, 2018 by auntjess 5 Link to comment
aliya December 12, 2018 Share December 12, 2018 On 1/15/2018 at 12:30 PM, Aw my lahgs said: “Dead or immobile people have a hard time getting to work on time.” Dr Now. Re-reading these for some reason. This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard in awhile. My lawyer step-father used to say, "Death is the ultimate tax shelter." I thought it was pretty funny when I was 16. 1 3 Link to comment
Concerned February 1, 2019 Share February 1, 2019 We are just living on her disability, Ed, Penny’s husband. 3 Link to comment
Lesia February 1, 2019 Share February 1, 2019 "Toast with sugar free jam..." -Holly, January 2019. 3 10 Link to comment
88Keys February 23, 2019 Share February 23, 2019 "I went to sushi. And I went to pizza. And I went to pasta." -Maja, February 2019. 1 3 Link to comment
Concerned March 7, 2019 Share March 7, 2019 I’m glad I’m still in the 600s. Desiree at first weigh in. 4 2 Link to comment
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