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CofCinci

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23 minutes ago, Mkay said:

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This seriously never stops being funny.

Also, Javi is dumb. I officially have no more sympathy left for him.

2 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

My thoughts as well. Something fake about the whole thing, and I am not talking about Briana's fake ass and tits. Javi is banging her, for sure, but Roxanne and Briana think he is in it for the long haul. 

Kail tweeting "lmao" only means one thing. She is pissed. 

To be fair, it would take a lot of laughing to laugh that ass off. I'd be mad too if I had to try.

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5 hours ago, JuliesMommy said:

5, 4, 3, 2... 

I'm waiting for season 9, i can see it now....briana pregnant, slightly bigger house/townhome maybe, brittney and roxanne OBVIOUSLY living there and the "crying/sobbing" "i caaaannnt wit thiss guyyy" 4 AM meltdowns continue... with nova and stella awake and present of course...

Actually my guess is it will be all Kail’s fault for not moving everyone to Orlando so Javi and Brianna can be together. “I caaaaaant with her! Javi needs to be there for his family with Brianna. Why doesn’t she understand that?” 

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http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2017/10/blind-items-revealed-2_23.html

MONDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 16, 2017

Apparently this Teen Mom former significant other was seeing three women simultaneously. At east one of them is on the show too. He told all three of them he wanted to get them pregnant. One refused and one couldn't get pregnant after a few months of trying. He dumped them both and is focused on the third. It would be quite the shocker if they ended up together and if she gets pregnant.

Javi Marroquin/Briana DeJesus/Kailyn Lowry

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TimeToCancelTM

2 hours ago, FozzyBear said:

Actually my guess is it will be all Kail’s fault for not moving everyone to Orlando so Javi and Brianna can be together. “I caaaaaant with her! Javi needs to be there for his family with Brianna. Why doesn’t she understand that?” 

Youre right!! I forgot that they now tied the hulk into the mix...lol 

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CaliforniaLove

CaliforniaLove

I know we never saw Bri's other baby daddies at the "beginnings" of their "relationships", but one thing I will say about Javi is that he does at least seem to have a pretty decent rapport with the coven that I've never seen at all with the other two. I bet they'd actually conjure up some Coven charm & kiss his ass in order to keep him around. 

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GreatKazu

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On ‎10‎/‎25‎/‎2017 at 7:09 PM, CaliforniaLove said:

I know we never saw Bri's other baby daddies at the "beginnings" of their "relationships", but one thing I will say about Javi is that he does at least seem to have a pretty decent rapport with the coven that I've never seen at all with the other two. I bet they'd actually conjure up some Coven charm & kiss his ass in order to keep him around. 

I mentioned this myself when the rumor started. I feel the bitches of Eastwick will treat him with much love and kindness because he has a job and is not a dead-beat daddy. Roxanne had mentioned in the first episode, I believe, how she wished Briana had hooked up with Javi. 

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AmandaUnbidden

AmandaUnbidden

8 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

I mentioned this myself when the rumor started. I feel the bitches of Eastwick will treat him with much love and kindness because he has a job and is not a dead-beat daddy. Roxanne had mentioned in the first episode, I believe, how she wished Briana had hooked up with Javi. 

I think they'll be that way at first but the first sign of trouble or problems would have them acting like the same old witches of Kissimmee they have always been. 

Also, I agree with everyone that thinks this is fake. I really really think this is just for the cameras, and  even, Kail is in on it. Catelynn's snapchats from that reunion thing showed Kail and Brittany sitting by each other and talking. They seemed to be having a good time.

Now, if this is somehow real, then Javi is even dumber than I originally thought. 

These people are idiots. I wouldn't really judge much if this was just their lives, they are making a mockery of on TV for money, but they're involving their children in this shit, and I'm pretty sure those kids are too young to understand that all this crap is fake. 

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

5 hours ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

I think they'll be that way at first but the first sign of trouble or problems would have them acting like the same old witches of Kissimmee they have always been. 

Also, I agree with everyone that thinks this is fake. I really really think this is just for the cameras, and  even, Kail is in on it. Catelynn's snapchats from that reunion thing showed Kail and Brittany sitting by each other and talking. They seemed to be having a good time.

Now, if this is somehow real, then Javi is even dumber than I originally thought. 

These people are idiots. I wouldn't really judge much if this was just their lives, they are making a mockery of on TV for money, but they're involving their children in this shit, and I'm pretty sure those kids are too young to understand that all this crap is fake. 

Right. They are so ready to pounce at the first sign of trouble. The minute Javi does something they don't agree with, they will attack him like all the others. 

I get that the guys Briana has chosen to have children with are not anything to write home about, but Briana is no better. What does she offer? What is so great about her? She is the kind of person most parents don't want to see their children end up with as a partner. She is not even raising her children on her own. She needs her mother and sister to do a lot of the heavy work. Until she is on her own and raising her kids without their help, she has no room to complain. 

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Christina87

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Just imagine what the coven will say when javi had a baby with Briana, and then volunteers to go overseas so a buddy doesn't have to. They will go ballistic!!!! I would imagine they'd even freak if he involuntarily gets deployed again. This guy is in for a long, rough road. Good luck with your custody exchanges when Briana won't leave the coven and Kail wants to move to California!

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ghoulina

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42 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

I'm going to go throw up my chicken tacos now. I should know better than to hit up the forums on my lunch hour....

Is she serious???? Good Lord. The kids and I made chocolate chip cookies this morning and I've been dreading how tight my jeans will get over this weekend. But good news - I now won't be able to eat them! (Or anything else, for that matter.)

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AmandaUnbidden

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That is disgusting, WTH?! And while  I used to think Javi was a pretty good guy underneath it all, if he's with this trash, I've lost the teeny tiny bit of respect that I had for him. I don't want Lincoln or sweet little Isaac around that. I mean it's bad enough they have to deal with the crap their mother pulls. 

And disclaimer, I don't have anything against Brianna enjoying her sexuality and not being ashamed of it, but that shit is private. Don't post that on your social media for the world to see! 

IDK, maybe she was hacked but with knowing Brianna, this sounds exactly like something she would post. I'm surprised she even deleted it. 

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10 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Excuse me?!!!! Who puts these things on the internet?!!!!!!!!!

A piece of garbage like briana does. The word pathetic is an understatement... this bitch is so lame and such an attention whore, i bet my life shes not even the slightest bit of a "freak" like shes trying to proclaim. This bitch probably lies there like a dead smelly ass fish with her eore fucking sad/miserable face staring at the ceiling...?? byee 

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AmandaUnbidden

AmandaUnbidden

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Well, we can be at least glad she is indulging in sex through, erm. . the back door. We don't have to worry about any more baby stars if she just keeps it back there. Points for that, I guess. She really is disgusting though. My autocorrect wanted to post fishy instead of disgusting. I guess she could be that too.

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CofCinci

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4 minutes ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

Well, we can be at least glad she is indulging in sex through, erm. . the back door. We don't have to worry about any more baby stars if she just keeps it back there. Points for that, I guess. She really is disgusting though. My autocorrect wanted to post fishy instead of disgusting. I guess she could be that too.

Javi is the best man she’s banged. She’s going to get pregnant as fast as she can to land those sweet military benefits.  Like Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park, “Life finds a way.”  Can you imagine Bri and the rest of the Coven acting all dramastic when Javi is deployed?  What a scene at the airport!  These two are going to get married and have a baby. Fun fun fun. 

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AmandaUnbidden

AmandaUnbidden

2 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Javi is the best man she’s banged. She’s going to get pregnant as fast as she can to land those sweet military benefits.  Like Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park, “Life finds a way.”  Can you imagine Bri and the rest of the Coven acting all dramastic when Javi is deployed?  What a scene at the airport!  These two are going to get married and have a baby. Fun fun fun. 

Oh god, I think you're right. I would not be able to endur watching them at the airport as you described. No way, no how. ??Brianna's mother would give herself a heart attack with all the dramatics she would pull.

Oops, I meant dramastics.

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CofCinci

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Dramastics aside. I do think that if Bri and Javi are a genuine couple — they have an excellent chance of a long, successful relationship.  I’d consider them evenly-yoked. If they had TM fantasy football, I’d put a nickel on them making it at least to the TM couple Final Four showdown (Chelsea/Cole, Gary/Christina, Corey/Miranda). 

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GreatKazu

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I wonder if Javi did the same to Kail? Oooooh god! Bleach for my brain, please!  

Whatever floats Briana's boat, that is her choice. The thing is, unless she is posting on some porn site or adult page where the topic is about your intimate details of your sex life, her Twitter page shouldn't be the place for that sort of thing. It is a public page where her daughters and her family will be reading what she posted. She is not posting on a site under a false name or a screenname where no one would know who she is behind that post. No pun intended. It is not even a job, like what Farrah did. It isn't as if Briana was making extra cash by doing work in the adult field. She used her Twitter page to divulge what was done to her in an intimate moment. 

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AmandaUnbidden

AmandaUnbidden

32 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Deleted scene. Maniacs:

Omg. It's a freaking fly! Calm the eff down! Stella isn't even disturbed! 

This scene perfectly depicts their life in a nutshell. Throwing a fit over a freaking fly. They make every tiny thing in their lives a million times worse than it really is. No wonder, Brianna and Brittany have turned out the way they have. Poor little Nova and Stella will be exactly the same, and no one will ever be happy because they won't allow themselves to be.

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DangerousMinds

DangerousMinds

15 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

I'm horrified. It's not the description of the sex, it's the language. Like could she describe it any more crudely?

I'm not even sure what that is a prelude to (I have two specific ideas), but seriously. Fucking gross.

"Be in my feelings " - is that just a ghetto way of stating she feels emotional?

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ReadMeLattice

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16 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Is she serious???? Good Lord. The kids and I made chocolate chip cookies this morning and I've been dreading how tight my jeans will get over this weekend. But good news - I now won't be able to eat them! (Or anything else, for that matter.)

Send them to me. ;) 

And wow I'm all for healthy sexuality but I 100% am legit grossed out by this tweet. STFU and keep that shit private. (Also if my husband did that to me, tweeting about it joyfully would not be my reaction lololol).

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GreatKazu

GreatKazu

11 hours ago, AmandaUnbidden said:

Omg. It's a freaking fly! Calm the eff down! Stella isn't even disturbed! 

This scene perfectly depicts their life in a nutshell. Throwing a fit over a freaking fly. They make every tiny thing in their lives a million times worse than it really is. No wonder, Brianna and Brittany have turned out the way they have. Poor little Nova and Stella will be exactly the same, and no one will ever be happy because they won't allow themselves to be.

These heifers will find anything to be overly dramastic about especially if a camera is in their face. Stupid thing is, Briana is the one upset about the fly, but her fat ass just sits there while her mother stops in the middle of traffic, gets out of the car, and tries to get the fly out of her vehicle. Stupid Briana is smiling and just sitting there trying to push a fly out of the car.  The way Roxanne reacted to the fly, you'd think a yellow jacket or bee was on the baby's face. 

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ChristmasJones

ChristmasJones

5 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

"Be in my feelings " - is that just a ghetto way of stating she feels emotional?

"in my feelings," "too many feels,"  and "in the feels" are phrases that originated on the internet in 2011/2012 as a shorthand way to talk about various emotions - you can read about the history/origin etc here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/feels

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