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1 hour ago, ChristmasJones said:

"in my feelings," "too many feels,"  and "in the feels" are phrases that originated on the internet in 2011/2012 as a shorthand way to talk about various emotions - you can read about the history/origin etc here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/feels

But why not name the specific emotions? Writing this nonsense just makes the writer seem stupid and lazy imo.

17 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Briana also posts "dem" instead of "them". 

Can anyone explain this to me?

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Most people I know say "in my feelings." It just means "really emotional," like, "I was all in my feelings about that commercial"--same as "that commercial made me really emotional." I don't think that's particularly weird, every generation has new slang and it always sounds silly (lol @ "groovy"). What I don't get is why she was "emotional" about getting her cheeks spread by Javi? ALSO NOW I'M IMAGINING HIM DOING THAT TO KAIL AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

Most people I know do NOT, thankfully, tell me that someone spread their buttcheeks and spit inside them. I just felt sick typing that. My relatives are on my Facebook, and people I work with, and friends who don't need to know my intimate life. I'm trying to imagine the reaction I would get if I described the kind of sex I had last night in detail on my Facebook or Twitter....I'm pretty sure I would come home to an intervention. Wtf is wrong with her. (And Javi the fame whore probably loves it. He probably isn't embarrassed at all).

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21 hours ago, Mkay said:

My understanding is that Kails nasty reply the other day was in response to this post of Brianna’s.  Then Brianna deleted but Kails is still up. 

OMG I totally just got this. lol. I guess that answers what specific act the spitting was a prelude to.

Ugh, I just did that to myself. Now I'm nauseous again.

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insert correct form of "am"
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1 minute ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

OMG I totally just got this. lol. I guess that answers what specific act the spitting was a prelude to.

Ugh, I just did that to myself. Now I nauseous again.

Seriously. I've been fighting a virus the last few days and imagining Brianna and Javi in particular doing that makes me feel ill. These people have children and national audiences and families who follow them on social media...let's keep some shit to ourselves, please...

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Kail tweeting "LMAO" just screams anger. 

I am surprised she didn't tweet something along the lines of what she has tweeted before when Javi has engaged in activities with other girls. Remember how upset she was when he was still wearing the watch she had given him years before? She thought he was still trying to hold on to memories of her and their marriage. No. He was wearing the watch because if was a gift, you moron. He isn't going to get rid of the watch just because you divorced him. Then, there was the issue she took with Javi posting a photo of his former girlfriend and himself as they enjoyed an afternoon of jet skiing. She tweeted her usual laughing emojis and claimed he was trying to relive their memories together. 

Kail: "OMG LMAO spitting & spreading like u used to do to me! *insert countless laughing emojis here* 

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5 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

These heifers will find anything to be overly dramastic about especially if a camera is in their face. Stupid thing is, Briana is the one upset about the fly, but her fat ass just sits there while her mother stops in the middle of traffic, gets out of the car, and tries to get the fly out of her vehicle. Stupid Briana is smiling and just sitting there trying to push a fly out of the car.  The way Roxanne reacted to the fly, you'd think a yellow jacket or bee was on the baby's face. 

My favorite part was that Roxanne put on her hazard lights...because Brianna saw a fly. They live in Florida, isn’t that ground zero for huge flying bugs? Surly they’ve seen a bug before. How do you get through your day if a fly is an emergency worthy of hazard lights?

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18 minutes ago, FozzyBear said:

They live in Florida, isn’t that ground zero for huge flying bugs?

Yes!  Yes it is.  I would have pulled over as well.  In a parking lot.  Too may times a "fly" turns out to be way more than a regular housefly.  Lol  Stopping in a lane of travel, blocking the flow of traffic, is much more dangerous though.  Briana could have just waved a blanket and draped it over the baby until Roxanne could safely get off the road.  It's not that hard but it's not overly dramastic either.  

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32 minutes ago, Mkay said:

I’m sorry for having to say this but I have to say it.  I’m highly disappointed of the use of the word “dramatic” in the last few posts.  It’s dramastic y’all.  Making me have to get all up in my feelings and correct my friends on use of our Teen Mom 2 Lingo.  Sigh..... 

hahahahaha

My phone is not letting me type ‘dramastic’. I will autocorrect if I’m not mindful. However, my iPhone has learned that ‘pillses’ and ‘girlses’ is intentional. 

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36 minutes ago, Mkay said:

I’m sorry for having to say this but I have to say it.  I’m highly disappointed of the use of the word “dramatic” in the last few posts.  It’s dramastic y’all.  Making me have to get all up in my feelings and correct my friends on use of our Teen Mom 2 Lingo.  Sigh..... 

hahahahaha

It's almost so natural to me to type "dramastic". I used it when I commented about that damn fly in the car. I was also on my computer. When I use my phone, it fights me and wants to autocorrect it like @CofCinci mentioned.

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Did Briana change her Twitter handle? 

That is what I expect to see on a porn site, not a young mother with two children who need her attention. Nothing wrong with anyone having needs and having a healthy sex life, but this just screams something else. Did I miss something? Is Briana in the porn industry? Or is she like Kail and just giving it away? 

I think Briana needs help. Seriously, if she uses sex in order to get attention and using THAT on Twitter to show she is needy, something is wrong with her. 

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Added a sentence, again. Not up to par today. I blame the Dodgers
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24 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Did Briana change her Twitter handle? 

That is what I expect to see on a porn site, not a young mother with two children who need her attention. Did I miss something? Is Briana in the porn industry? Or is she like Kail and just giving it away? 

I think Briana needs help. Seriously, if she uses sex in order to get attention and using THAT on Twitter to show she is needy, something is wrong with her. 

People are saying she deleted all

her tweets.  They say that the nasty tweets are yrs old. No matter when, it’s still disgusting. ?

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1 hour ago, Mkay said:

People are saying she deleted all

her tweets.  They say that the nasty tweets are yrs old. No matter when, it’s still disgusting. ?

Even if it was years ago, she was still a mother... i doubt it was longer than 8 years ago which is how old nova is. Again, like mentioned above, nothing wrong with a healthy sex life...but this is dirty whore life... and the fact that she has 2 daughters who can easily look this up one day...is beyond degradeable.

 

**side note too.. imo

Even if youre a single 20 something year old woman, putting this shit online only says 1 thing about u. And briana fits EVERY single part of that!! A dirty skank that NO man will ever wife up or take serious. 

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Had to add what a dirty skank this bitch is..lol
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1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Did Briana change her Twitter handle? 

That is what I expect to see on a porn site, not a young mother with two children who need her attention. Nothing wrong with anyone having needs and having a healthy sex life, but this just screams something else. Did I miss something? Is Briana in the porn industry? Or is she like Kail and just giving it away? 

I think Briana needs help. Seriously, if she uses sex in order to get attention and using THAT on Twitter to show she is needy, something is wrong with her. 

I agree. I don’t think pornography is allowed on Twitter?!! 

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15 minutes ago, JuliesMommy said:

Even if it was years ago, she was still a mother... i doubt it was longer than 8 years ago which is how old nova is. Again, like mentioned above, nothing wrong with a healthy sex life...but this is dirty whore life... and the fact that she has 2 daughters who can easily look this up one day...is beyond degradeable.

 

**side note too.. imo

Even if youre a single 20 something year old woman, putting this shit online only says 1 thing about u. And briana fits EVERY single part of that!! A dirty skank that NO man will ever wife up or take serious. 

Completely on board with what everyone is saying. I just mentioning what I read on twitter for those who don’t have an acct there. 

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1 hour ago, jennyplayswithfire said:

Why can't Briana make eye contact with anyone? Has anyone else noticed that she never looks at the person she is talking to? She has whole conversations while facing away from people. Very very weird.

I've noticed that, too. She's always staring off in the middle distance, like it's very, very hard for her to string together a coherent thought.

I really think she's just too stupid to make eye contact. 

Really, really stupid.

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3 hours ago, Sprockets said:

She's a nasty little puece of the worst gutter trash.  

Tell us how you really feel. Lol!! 

Seriously WTF why is that necessary, like just put a picture of a couple kissing or something. I'm all for people being safe sluts if they like but save it for private messages at least. Why would you ever put that shit on Twitter? 

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2 hours ago, jennyplayswithfire said:

Why can't Briana make eye contact with anyone? Has anyone else noticed that she never looks at the person she is talking to? She has whole conversations while facing away from people. Very very weird.

Because she is used to people looking and spitting at her asshole. 

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7 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

I noticed last night that when she was at the donut shop, she had a wristband on & wondered if she was hitting up the same club where she scored that prize Luis. 

Same exact thing went thru my mind!! Lol Cleary a club/rave/bar wristband....bitch JUST popped that baby out and is back on the prowl...

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50 minutes ago, littleB1rdy said:

Right lol wasn't bri trying to do porn too? Her only talent is being a whore so she should use it to get paid like Farrah does but she's too lazy and has no personality. It's funny seeing her say that anything is disgusting when we've seen the nasty shit she posts.

Briana was the victim of revenge porn. 

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Briana is a lazy, unmotivated hoe... this is why shes cramped up in her moms tiny ass apt, If this bitch had any sense at all she'd know that what she is, is 100% worst than farrah. At least farrah uses her pussy to make money and provide for sophia without popping out more kids by guys she meets at clubs.

There are strippers that are nobodies (as in not famous) that would laugh at brianas bank account!!! GTFOH with "that is disgusting".... disgusting are youre thirsty ass tweets, your fake injected ass, you meeting a random at a club and getting knocked up, you making BOTH your daughters share a room with u, you eating..your family...i could go on and on about how "disgusting" this bitch is.

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Yea, we'll see if she KEEPS a job. 

I really don't like Farrah pulling her daughter into adult drama. Sophia's social media presence has disturbed me for quite some time. But Briana has NO room to talk, when she subjects her child to nonstop drama. Hell, in this last episode she literally said, "Nova is expensive" right in front of the kid. That poor girl is going to grow all kinds of complexes. 

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On 11/2/2017 at 11:36 AM, MaggieG said:

Javi can't be this good in bed. Can he?

I think that is an old tweet from a year ago. 

On 11/2/2017 at 11:34 AM, ghoulina said:

Yea, we'll see if she KEEPS a job. 

I really don't like Farrah pulling her daughter into adult drama. Sophia's social media presence has disturbed me for quite some time. But Briana has NO room to talk, when she subjects her child to nonstop drama. Hell, in this last episode she literally said, "Nova is expensive" right in front of the kid. That poor girl is going to grow all kinds of complexes. 

Got that right. 

Briana must have a job because she shares an apartment with her mom and sister and no way in hell is Roxanne going to let Briana live there for free. Brittany would shit bricks if she was working while Briana sat on her phony fat ass all day long. They all three need to work to pay that rent and support Nova. Now, they have Stella to support. Briana hasn't been pulling in six figures like the rest of the pack. She hasn't had the extra income that comes from advertising goods on social media. She 

If given a choice, Briana wouldn't work. I would bet money on that being the case. Whatever happened to college? Briana started school the last time TM3 was on. I guess she did what Leah did. 

 

On 11/2/2017 at 4:17 PM, Brooklynista said:

^^This is who Roxanne jumps on restaurant chairs for??

Hey, I like more than my fair share of raunch, but no way anyone would ever find proof of that.

A lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed.  Briana doesn't get it. 

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