S07.E03: Going Commando

[SFoster21]

26 minutes ago, Former Nun said:

Poor sad LIPS, I think she desperately wants the Hadid girls' success and popularity for herself...oops, I mean her daughter(s), of course.

Well, there are several daughters across the franchises who sent up the model bubble, including many who possessed no looks at all (NJ Ashley, looking at you).  It may be Rinna, but likely it is her daughter who wants what she perceives is a glamorous lifestyle.

I personally think photos of a young woman scantily clad are sad.  No matter how beautiful my daughters were, would not like to see that.  But the thirst is real, as others have said.

[zoeysmom]

5 minutes ago, ElDosEquis said:

OH, for fuck's sake.

 

Stop at a walgreen's/rite aid or ???? and buy yourself a pair of GD underwear.

Get a three pack and give a pair to Patty Puss.

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Had someone flipped up LVPs dress, she would not have taken that in stride? She probably would have slapped the offender's hand and commented that she 'didn't think that was funny'.

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Can we just write Erica Joon out of the show, now?

Her and that asshole 'creative director' of hers deserve to be left on the cutting room floor.

I hadn't thought of the Hanes Granny panty pack.  Kyle's question although sounding strange, I think was more in line with if LVP had an emergency kit that they use for filming and photo shoots.  Personally, someone borrows a pair of my undies-they get to keep them.

LVP doesn't seem to be offended when Kyle grabs her boobs-so I don't know if she would find it offensive.  If Erika did find it offensive-the time to state it when have been when she did it.  Erika is not an introvert she is just ignorant. 

Erika and her wrinkled dress at the party, pantyline least of her worry-maybe she should have remained upright instead of flashing PK: 

[izabella]

14 minutes ago, SFoster21 said:

Well, there are several daughters across the franchises who sent up the model bubble, including many who possessed no looks at all (NJ Ashley, looking at you).  It may be Rinna, but likely it is her daughter who wants what she perceives is a glamorous lifestyle.

I personally think photos of a young woman scantily clad are sad.  No matter how beautiful my daughters were, would not like to see that.  But the thirst is real, as others have said.

I have no doubt it is the Hamlin girls who want to be models and live that lifestyle.  However, they are into it because of their parents and how they were raised.   Those girls are vapid and, apparently, seeking sugar daddies on that app Rinna doesn't even know she's paying for every month, the app that is putting her daughters in the hands of creepy rich guys.  Yeah, it's a barrel of laughs, Rinna, oh so funny that your girls are already seeking to pimp themselves out to men and are paying someone every month to do it.  Vapid.

This is in direct contrast to how Sophia and the other Kyle/Mauricio kids are raised, where education is more important as well as work that doesn't require the girls starving themselves so they can be skinny enough to sell their T&A to the world.

Guess whose kids are going to end up healthier and saner, and guess whose kids are going to end up getting used by creepy older men who need their money to get them dates with young girls?

Edited December 21, 2016 by izabella

[catalogrrr]

7 hours ago, EmeraldGirl said:

PK is a creepy little icky man. And he's only 49? I didn't see any flashing - I saw peeping.

THANK YOU! It seemed so obvious to me that he was craning his head to see up Erika's skirt and enjoying every moment of it.

I strongly dislike everything about Dorit and PK. Every. Single. Thing. Those poor kids. They are the classic example, the boy especially, of sitting in a gilded cage of neglect.

[AndySmith]

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Plus, how many "white parties" have these women gone too? Come on. Kyle knew to wear nude panties.

And it wasn't like this was Kyle's first "white party", since y'know, the woman throws her own "white parties"...

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It seemed so obvious to me that he was craning his head to see up Erika's skirt and enjoying every moment of it.

And while he was sitting next to Erika, he wasn't exactly sitting face-to-face with her...he definitely had to position his face juuuust right to get a look.

Edited December 21, 2016 by AndySmith

[Giselle]

37 minutes ago, ElDosEquis said:

OH, for fuck's sake.

 

Stop at a walgreen's/rite aid or ???? and buy yourself a pair of GD underwear.

Get a three pack and give a pair to Patty Puss.

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Had someone flipped up LVPs dress, she would not have taken that in stride? She probably would have slapped the offender's hand and commented that she 'didn't think that was funny'.

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Can we just write Erica Joon out of the show, now?

Her and that asshole 'creative director' of hers deserve to be left on the cutting room floor.

Good one!

If she teams up with Lisa Rinna this season they would be Duck Bill and Patty Puss.

[LilaFowler]

9 hours ago, swankie said:

That's why I think Dorit is more jealous of Erika than vice versa.  For her to go out of her way to buy Erika some drawers is her way of trying to shame Erika for wearing a short dress around her man.  I don't care for Erika, but Dorit is a pill and I'm not looking forward to a whole season of her fake accents.  And if you as a mother can't be bothered to go to your toddler's speech therapy session, then I have no respect for you whatsoever.

Learned all that I needed to know about PK and Nacho Cheese Dorito as parents when I saw that they had the nanny take him to speech therapy. 

The Hamlin girls are nothing special.  I see girls who look like them every day.

[charming]

From Eileen's blog

 Lisa R.’s girls Delilah and Amelia are not only stunning, but they are hilarious. Seriously, someone get these girls a spin-off show!

How Sway?   What the hell show is she watching? My God she's boring, petty and delusional.

[zoeysmom]

32 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

And it wasn't like this was Kyle's first "white party", since y'know, the woman throws her own "white parties"...

And while he was sitting next to Erika, he wasn't exactly sitting face-to-face with her...he definitely had to position his face juuuust right to get a look.

PK was perfectly aligned with Erika's crotch and there are at least five different shots where the napkin wasn't covering and there was exposure.    Erika should have been graceful and said, "it was never my intention to overexpose myself, at this party."  I don't think calling PK a liar is the proper response.  Erika is all about the other women respecting her husband- I guess she doesn't understand reciprocity-you also should respect other women's husbands and wear underwear if you are going to be seated in a tight dress.. 

My other issue with Erika-is she doesn't have much of her southern accent left, she seems to have gentrified her speech-how is it she can't see Dorit picked up a Continental accent living in Europe?  I am the first to roll my eyes when someone goes in for the over pronunciation of a foreign word or phrase (Dorit did it last night with Chateaubriand), but Erika certainly has her designers' names down pat.  I believe last season she was sounding a little New Yorkish when visitng, a place she lived for four years-so Miss Dual Identity is a little bit hypocritical.

Edited December 21, 2016 by zoeysmom

[AndySmith]

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PK was perfectly aligned with Erika's crotch

Skip to 00:38 in the video. If anything, PK is aligned to get a view of LVP's crotch, and Dorit is aligned to get a shot of Erika's crotch.

And at 00:40, he is leaning his body to the left, as well as turning his neck to the left as well. Someone really wanted catch a glimpse of Hello Kitty.

Edited December 21, 2016 by AndySmith

[MaggieG]

Ugh, please no more talking heads with the Hamlin girls. Delilah is cute but not model material. Did you catch the bitchy look she threw her sister when she said "you are 5'6". Can't stand them.

35 minutes ago, izabella said:

I have no doubt it is the Hamlin girls who want to be models and live that lifestyle.  However, they are into it because of their parents and how they were raised.   Those girls are vapid and, apparently, seeking sugar daddies on that app Rinna doesn't even know she's paying for every month, the app that is putting her daughters in the hands of creepy rich guys.  Yeah, it's a barrel of laughs, Rinna, oh so funny that your girls are already seeking to pimp themselves out to men and are paying someone every month to do it.  Vapid.

This is in direct contrast to how Sophia and the other Kyle/Mauricio kids are raised, where education is more important as well as work that doesn't require the girls starving themselves so they can be skinny enough to sell their T&A to the world.

Guess whose kids are going to end up healthier and saner, and guess whose kids are going to end up getting used by creepy older men who need their money to get them dates with young girls?

Totally agree with this. I'd much rather hang out with Kyle and her daughters then Lisa and her awful spawn.

[Giselle]

Sorry just not going to blame PK for copping a peak or two, or three, or four.  Erica shouted from the rooftop that she wasn't wearing any undies. She wanted the attention. You can't compare what PK did, even tilting his head for a better view, to a perv shooting a camera up a lady's skirt. 

If some chiquita is wearing micro daisy dukes looking like she was a finalist in Miss. Bumbum Brazil  I'll fault her if she is offended by men looking at her.  She made the choice just like Patty Puss seems do on a regular basis to make herself into an object to be viewed not the men doing the looking. One can't bitch if they purposefully hang their tits out and then call foul when a guy starts talking to them just like one can't bitch if they announce they're not wearing any underwear and a guy angles for a view. If something is out of the norm you're gonna look.

Not saying that Erica found it demeaning. I think she rather enjoys the reactions she fishes for.

Edited December 21, 2016 by Giselle

[AndySmith]

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You can't compare what PK did, even tilting his head for a better view, to a perv shooting a camera up a lady's skirt

Even if they both have the same gross smile while doing so?

[Lady Grump]

1 hour ago, AndySmith said:

And it wasn't like this was Kyle's first "white party", since y'know, the woman throws her own "white parties"...

And while he was sitting next to Erika, he wasn't exactly sitting face-to-face with her...he definitely had to position his face juuuust right to get a look.

Yes!

I don't know why, but the willing suspension of disbelief -- and imaginative conjecture -- related to #pantygate is irking me, more than it should.

I guess I find it tired. She's a sexual women. Who cares.

She wasn't sitting with her legs spread eagle. In fact, it seemed like she was making a concerted effort to keep those knees together. Besides, not wearing underwear or bra, in deference to a garment's "lines", is not unusual in circles these women run in.

On another note, I don't think Erika is jealous of Dorit at all. Dorit is fake as eff; Erika can smell that from a mile away -- and homegirl really isn't into that kind of mess. That's why I like the relationship between Eileen and Erika. They're different as can be, but adult enough to appreciate each other.

Edited December 21, 2016 by Lady Grump

[motorcitymom65]

9 minutes ago, MaggieG said:

Ugh, please no more talking heads with the Hamlin girls. Delilah is cute but not model material. Did you catch the bitchy look she threw her sister when she said "you are 5'6". Can't stand them.

Totally agree with this. I'd much rather hang out with Kyle and her daughters then Lisa and her awful spawn.

This is why Kyle is so much smarter than many other HW's. She has done a great job of showing her kids just enough to give us a sense of their family life and what a great mother she is, but not enough to put them in a position to be ridiculed (for the most part).  This is big considering when this show started, the entire franchise was based more on the families - think of the OC show in the first 3 or so seasons. Her kids have never had TH interviews, and they have never really had a "storyline". We've seen major milestones, such as Farrah graduating or Alexis going away to college, but never much more than that. I have never thought this show was a place for teenagers. They have poor impulse control in general and say the darnest things. They can come across more spoiled, petulant, and selfish than they actually are from time to time just depending on their mood. It is unfair of some of these HW's to put their children in a situation where they are judged so harshly. I remember last season when Kyle did a nice scene of taking her girls to have their ears pierced. The condemnation for what a baby one of them were (I think Sophia) was shocking. All kind of things were said about her based on that one scene, which was really one about all of the other girls trying to be supportive and help her get through the situation. Teenagers just have little place on these shows. 

[AndySmith]

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Dorit is fake as eff

Even Madonna is wondering what the hell that accent is.

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I have never thought this show was a place for teenagers

To be fair, the kids on this show have fared much, much better overall than their OC counterparts. Drugs, porn, rehab, attempted murder...

Edited December 21, 2016 by AndySmith

[TattleTeeny]

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Erika's dress had a very, very high side slit, with an open ring at her hip, so I don't think Yummy's would have worked either.

What in the holy hell is a "Yummy"? Based only on that name I think I hate it! But don't go by me; I don't hold lack of underwear against anyone...though I do believe in not confirming it non-verbally!

[SnarkKitty]

15 hours ago, Bronzedog said:

I give Eileen a lot of slack too.  It's interesting she finds having experienced so much death embarrassing.  She may also be feeling guilt over possibly being relieved that her mother's battle is over.  Just a guess.

I think the embarrassment comes from feeling like there's something wrong with you that you have so much loss in your life. And also you feel like you're the downer who is always like, hey, guess who died this time. Like, it's life, but it weirds some people out. Makes no sense, but it's real. I think that's why.  

15 hours ago, dbell1 said:

First episode I've caught this year. If the Hamlin brats are now regular cast members, it will be my last. They're not entertaining and they're not intelligent and they took up way too much screen time.

Bravo needs to stop trying to make Hadids happen.  

10 hours ago, yourmomiseasy said:

Why the fuck do Rinna's kids have talking heads?  Are the Hamlins angling for their own show?  I'm not into it at all.

Erika is trash wrapped up in a designer gown (that she'll definitely name drop the label of), but what else is new?

My grandma died in January after a long drawn out struggle with Alzheimer's.  It'd been a decade since she'd forgotten everyone, years since she'd been able to walk or talk, etc.  It still hit harder than I'd thought it would given I'd already thought I'd grieved over a very long drawn out time.  Feeling guilty over the relief is definitely a big factor.  My mom was a mess and I think this weekend with Christmas is going to be really hard for her and then next month will be the 1st anniversary of the death and that will be hard too (she died on my birthday, so there's always going to be a reminder too).  So I get where Eileen is coming from and I totally identify with what she's saying, but I'm still totally bored by her. 

Because they missed the boat on Gigianddauddaones. 

Hate her.

[Giselle]

5 minutes ago, AndySmith said:

Even if they both have the same gross smile while doing so?

In my opinion it is different, a different situation and a different mindset. PK didn't create the situation Erica did and PK copped a look. A perv will seek out that type of stimulation, and find his prey. YMMV.

[motorcitymom65]

The weird Dorit/Paul vibe continues to bother me. What is with their kitchen? Why is there a large printer with a prominent space on the countertop? I have a printer as well, since I have always worked from home. But I keep it in my office. Surely they have some type of office space in that huge house. Why keep it in the kitchen? And the microwave isn't built in? In a home as expensive as this one? There is just something off here - it seems more like a place they are using to film vs. a place where they actually live. 

6 minutes ago, Giselle said:

In my opinion it is different, a different situation and a different mindset. PK didn't create the situation Erica did and PK copped a look. A perv will seek out that type of stimulation, and find his prey. YMMV.

I don't necessarily blame him for taking a peek, but he kept on taking peek after peek. But the main thing was the look on his face. It was so pervy and leering. He completely freaked me out, and I would imagine that when Dorit saw the actual footage she was not at all happy. 

[njbchlover]

2 hours ago, zoeysmom said:

I don't really have an opinion about Dorit and her children but I do know parents go to work everyday and leave their children in the care of hired care and with a ratio more like to 6 to 1 or greater.  Dorit is working, we have no idea if the therapist even allows the parent or nanny into the room during therapy.  The child wanted to drive, he apparently likes that activity, he wasn't tired, he wanted his way and got it and to drove around in the toy car.  The boy is only two years old so his lack of verbalizing isn't shocking.  Since he has a nanny and two parents maybe the problem is a simple as he doesn't haven't to ask for anything because people are always offering him something. 

I agree, ZM - while it does appear that Dorit's children are with their nannies a lot, it also looks, at least for the cameras, that she does spend some time with them.  And, well, I guess that is the lifestyle of a wealthy family, and that is part of the show - to see how the "other half" lives.  (And, as you mentioned, many, many others who aren't wealthy, but need outside/hired care because both parents are working).

I also felt that Jagger was having a "terrible 2's tantrum"...he wasn't getting his way, so he cried until he did.  

I would have some concerns about being non-verbal at his age, but as long as his hearing is fine, my opinion is that Jagger will speak when he chooses to. From what we've seen so far, he seems to have a strong will, and will probably start speaking when he feels he needs to.  Right now, all of his desires and needs are catered to, and he gets what he wants by pointing at it.  

I have a two nieces and a nephew (not from the same parents-different siblings of mine's children) who all were very, very quiet as babies - a few words were spoken, but not many.  They all decided (after the age of two) to just start talking then...and in full, complete sentences.  There was no abnormalities at all - they just didn't feel like speaking!

Do I think that Dorit is the greatest Mom - probably not, but she's not the worse Mom on the planet, either.   

[AndySmith]

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I don't necessarily blame him for taking a peek, but he kept on taking peek after peek. But the main thing was the look on his face. It was so pervy and leering. He completely freaked me out, and I would imagine that when Dorit saw the actual footage she was not at all happy. 

Seriously, why keep looking...with your wife sitting right there next to you.

He may not have been seeking her out, but as others have said, she wasn't sitting spread eagle, and she did seem to be trying to cover it up. It's one thing to take a peek if she was sitting face to face, but him having to (repeatedly) do all that work to check out the goods? Gross.

[poeticlicensed]

17 minutes ago, motorcitymom65 said:

What is with their kitchen? Why is there a large printer with a prominent space on the countertop? I have a printer as well, since I have always worked from home. But I keep it in my office. Surely they have some type of office space in that huge house. Why keep it in the kitchen? And the microwave isn't built in? In a home as expensive as this one? There is just something off here - it seems more like a place they are using to film vs. a place where they actually live.

I don't get it either. For the size of that house, the kitchen seems like your stock kitchen in any nice home in mid America. Not at all a grand kitchen for a grand house one would expect. 

[Giselle]

While I don't mind what some consider PK's "leer", I loved Ken's reaction. I'm sure he has seen it all in his bars, nightclubs and restaurants over the years. Erica is nothing new for him.

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I don't get it either. For the size of that house, the kitchen seems like your stock kitchen in any nice home in mid America. Not at all a grand kitchen for a grand house one would expect. 

I don't know if Dorit and PK are just renting that home or if they own it, but something tells me that the kitchen space is not a high priority for Dorit...as long as there is a place where her staff can prepare meals, I'm thinking she's okay with it.

Dorit strikes me as someone who would spend more money on a closet/dressing room for herself than on updating a kitchen.

[breezy424]

If you decide to wear a very short dress with a side slit without wearing panties, you're really not in the position to get indignant if someone cops looks when you're sitting down with your legs uncrossed.  If you have to put a napkin on your lap, maybe 'you' make a bad decision.  Maybe you should have tested this out at home first.  And think about what was going to happen getting in and out of the car.

I don't particularly like Dorit nor her husband but this on Erika and her choices and her need to wear a 'label'. 

[ElDosEquis]

10 hours ago, yourmomiseasy said:

Why the fuck do Rinna's kids have talking heads?  Are the Hamlins angling for their own show?  I'm not into it at all.

I cracked up at it taking 3 people to get Dorit packed up for the park and then the trip being called off because Jagger was being a pill.

Erika is trash wrapped up in a designer gown (that she'll definitely name drop the label of), but what else is new?

My grandma died in January after a long drawn out struggle with Alzheimer's.  It'd been a decade since she'd forgotten everyone, years since she'd been able to walk or talk, etc.  It still hit harder than I'd thought it would given I'd already thought I'd grieved over a very long drawn out time.  Feeling guilty over the relief is definitely a big factor.  My mom was a mess and I think this weekend with Christmas is going to be really hard for her and then next month will be the 1st anniversary of the death and that will be hard too (she died on my birthday, so there's always going to be a reminder too).  So I get where Eileen is coming from and I totally identify with what she's saying, but I'm still totally bored by her. 

Hefty, Hefty, Hefty?

[DawnDavenport]

5 hours ago, charming said:

Ms Pat The Puss, I run around naked all the time is clutching pearls and flustered about someone asking her if she has an extra pair of nude underwear? 

And calling out LVP for joking about herself. She's kind of becoming a kill joy. And then it looks like in the preview for next week she gets all sanctimonious over Dorito's panty gift. BTW, what was with her talking head hair? Looked like she has just stepped out of a wind tunnel! Was he practicing her splits before filming? She's going to need Kyle to stunt-double for her in the video.

Grrl needs a sense of humor, stat.

Edited December 21, 2016 by DawnDavenport

[Giselle]

14 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

If you decide to wear a very short dress with a side slit without wearing panties, you're really not in the position to get indignant if someone cops looks when you're sitting down with your legs uncrossed.  If you have to put a napkin on your lap, maybe 'you' make a bad decision.  Maybe you should have tested this out at home first.  And think about what was going to happen getting in and out of the car.

I don't particularly like Dorit nor her husband but this on Erika and her choices and her need to wear a 'label'. 

Funny how Soapy and Sudsy are more offended at PK's behavior and not Erica's behavior or choices. We didn't see Erica telling PK to knock it off and call him out.

Does Rinna really believe she did her playboy spread for art's sake and not titillation, that it was viewed for artistic contemplation only and not lurid ideas or acts?  Please enough with the hypocrisy.

Poor Duck Bill and Patty Puss how they suffer for their art of intentional self display and men just take it so wrong!

Edited December 21, 2016 by Giselle

[Lady Grump]

14 minutes ago, breezy424 said:

I don't particularly like Dorit nor her husband but this on Erika and her choices and her need to wear a 'label'. 

Does it bother you that Lisa constantly backdoor brags? (15 horses? Come on.)

[Bronzedog]

39 minutes ago, motorcitymom65 said:

The weird Dorit/Paul vibe continues to bother me. What is with their kitchen? Why is there a large printer with a prominent space on the countertop? I have a printer as well, since I have always worked from home. But I keep it in my office. Surely they have some type of office space in that huge house. Why keep it in the kitchen? And the microwave isn't built in? In a home as expensive as this one? There is just something off here - it seems more like a place they are using to film vs. a place where they actually live. 

 

I think you're missing the point.  Boy George lives with them!  Boy George!  They are important people!  Because Boy George!  Be impressed damn it!

[ElDosEquis]

38 minutes ago, Giselle said:

In my opinion it is different, a different situation and a different mindset. PK didn't create the situation Erica did and PK copped a look. A perv will seek out that type of stimulation, and find his prey. YMMV.

I would have stood up and moved my chair - or changed places with Ken - he hasn't seen vagina since the last century?

IF you wear a short skirt sans panties, your 'demure' act should be a little more convincing - especially when it comes to parading your lady bits about town?

Erica Joon's whole "I am sexy" schtick is funny, entertaining and sad.

[DawnDavenport]

1 hour ago, MaggieG said:

Ugh, please no more talking heads with the Hamlin girls. Delilah is cute but not model material. Did you catch the bitchy look she threw her sister when she said "you are 5'6". Can't stand them.

Totally agree with this. I'd much rather hang out with Kyle and her daughters then Lisa and her awful spawn.

Yes. I agree. Kyle's oldest with her first husband got her Psych degree of USC and works at Mauricio's firm the oldest of their kids is in college in Boston, and Sophia seems pretty smart and grounded. It was very funny seeing her walk next to Kyle and Kyle joking about their height difference. We saw glimpses of Portia being a snarky 5 year-old but it seems they have put the kabosh on that and we haven't seen her that much since a couple of seasons ago. I get the feeling they were letting her decide if she wanted to do it and now she's moved onto other interests.

8 minutes ago, Giselle said:

 

Poor Duck Bill and Patty Puss how they suffer for their art of intentional self display and men just take it so wrong!

I imagine if you had just picture of Duck Bill's lips and Patty Puss's puss, you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

[ElDosEquis]

28 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I don't get it either. For the size of that house, the kitchen seems like your stock kitchen in any nice home in mid America. Not at all a grand kitchen for a grand house one would expect. 

That was the kitchen for use by the nannies.

The really good kitchen is upstairs and never gets used.

[editorgrrl]

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Why didn't they film the white party?

The July 2016 white party at Pump was a PR event for the UK tabloid Daily Mail. Perhaps Bravo didn't want to give them free advertising?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3711560/amp/Lisa-Vanderpump-leads-Real-Housewives-Beverly-Hills-squad-DailyMail-com-s-star-studded-White-Party-Hollywood-hotspot-Pump-including-new-recruit-Dorit-Kemsley.html

Attendees were mostly US "tv personalities," including Taylor Armstrong & John Bluher, Blanca Blanco, Beth Bowen, Jonathan Cheban, Madeleine Coghlan, Jonny Drubel, Ron Fair, David Foster, Golnesa Gharachedaghi, Victoria Hervey, James Kennedy (who dj'd the party) & Raquel Leviss, Keltie Knight, Piers Morgan, Jenni Pulos, Robert Radcliffe, Pandora & Jason Sabo, Terri Seymour & Clark Gallon, Sophie Simmons, Patti Stanger, and Morgan Stewart.

[MerryMary]

Wow.  It's going to be a boring season.  

[zoeysmom]

I have decided trying to explain "British Humor", to Erika is a lost cause.  It is like trying to explain why a group of people like Country Music or Opera, Erika may not see that the participants are having a good time and they enjoy it.  Maybe she struggles with the concept because her audience for her gawdawful body of work is small and for the most part largely ignored.   I have a foreign born parent and when we are with are foreign relatives, we do say things like American's like  . . . , American's don't celebrate Boxing Day.  They don't tell us we were born in California.  We don't say the American way is superior. 

For Erika to come slightly unhinged and say it is mean, well maybe she needs to think back when her husband told LVP, someone he just met, she was like an alligator, waiting on prey.  There is no nice connotation that comes with that comment, and it is not funny.

[tvfanatic13]

Haven't really seen this commented on, but I am not sure how I feel abut LisaR leaving her daughters unattended in NYC for a few days while she galavants to QVC. Seems like such a bad idea.

[ElDosEquis]

1 hour ago, Giselle said:

Good one!

If she teams up with Lisa Rinna this season they would be Duck Bill and Patty Puss.

Even better?

Pat D. Puss?

[Almost 3000]

1 hour ago, TattleTeeny said:

What in the holy hell is a "Yummy"? Based only on that name I think I hate it! But don't go by me; I don't hold lack of underwear against anyone...though I do believe in not confirming it non-verbally!

RHoNYC Heather Thomson started a company called Yummy Tummy shapewear after she found a need for tummy control after giving birth. She now has a range of items including athleisure and jeans and her lines have good reputations. She sells in upscale department store and home shopping but the brand has changed to just Yummy.

[DawnDavenport]

7 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

I have decided trying to explain "British Humor", to Erika is a lost cause.  It is like trying to explain why a group of people like Country Music or Opera, Erika may not see that the participants are having a good time and they enjoy it.  Maybe she struggles with the concept because her audience for her gawdawful body of work is small and for the most part largely ignored.   I have a foreign born parent and when we are with are foreign relatives, we do say things like American's like  . . . , American's don't celebrate Boxing Day.  They don't tell us we were born in California.  We don't say the American way is superior. 

For Erika to come slightly unhinged and say it is mean, well maybe she needs to think back when her husband told LVP, someone he just met, she was like an alligator, waiting on prey.  There is no nice connotation that comes with that comment, and it is not funny.

Plus, Lisa was talking about herself, she wasn't slinging insults anyone at else there! Her and PK were engaged in lighthearted banter and talking about themselves. Like i said before, Erika Jayne is becoming a Sour Puss. 

Edited December 21, 2016 by DawnDavenport

[TattleTeeny]

Just now, Almost 3000 said:

RHoNYC Heather Thomson started a company called Yummy Tummy shapewear after she found a need for tummy control after giving birth. She now has a range of items including athleisure and jeans and her lines have good reputations. She sells in upscale department store and home shopping but the brand has changed to just Yummy.

Thank you! Oh, that name. I just hate the word "yummy" so much.

[yourmomiseasy]

11 minutes ago, editorgrrl said:

The July 2016 white party at Pump was a PR event for the UK tabloid Daily Mail. Perhaps Bravo didn't want to give them free advertising?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3711560/amp/Lisa-Vanderpump-leads-Real-Housewives-Beverly-Hills-squad-DailyMail-com-s-star-studded-White-Party-Hollywood-hotspot-Pump-including-new-recruit-Dorit-Kemsley.html

Attendees were mostly US "tv personalities," including Taylor Armstrong & John Bluher, Blanca Blanco, Beth Bowen, Jonathan Cheban, Madeleine Coghlan, Jonny Drubel, Ron Fair, David Foster, Golnesa Gharachedaghi, Victoria Hervey, James Kennedy (who dj'd the party) & Raquel Leviss, Keltie Knight, Piers Morgan, Jenni Pulos, Robert Radcliffe, Pandora & Jason Sabo, Terri Seymour & Clark Gallon, Sophie Simmons, Patti Stanger, and Morgan Stewart.

Sounds like a real great time </sarcasm>.  No wonder they didn't show it.

[Almost 3000]

57 minutes ago, motorcitymom65 said:

There is just something off here - it seems more like a place they are using to film vs. a place where they actually live. 

I noted that many of the surfaces are painted wood whereas in many highend homes things like the stairsteps are stone or wood. The finishes just seemed builder grade to me with the exception of the ironwork. Also nothing seemed customized to them. Definitly a rental.

[ElDosEquis]

3 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

I have decided trying to explain "British Humor", to Erika is a lost cause.  It is like trying to explain why a group of people like Country Music or Opera, Erika may not see that the participants are having a good time and they enjoy it.  Maybe she struggles with the concept because her audience for her gawdawful body of work is small and for the most part largely ignored.   I have a foreign born parent and when we are with are foreign relatives, we do say things like American's like  . . . , American's don't celebrate Boxing Day.  They don't tell us we were born in California.  We don't say the American way is superior. 

For Erika to come slightly unhinged and say it is mean, well maybe she needs to think back when her husband told LVP, someone he just met, she was like an alligator, waiting on prey.  There is no nice connotation that comes with that comment, and it is not funny.

Erica Joon hates any kind of humor that she either a) doesn't understand, b) isn't something that involves her or her vulgarity?

If you have noticed?

Any kind of humor that doesn't involve sex (or her body) isn't funny. The other thing is that EJ is a dim bulb that seeks attention.

[lizzieabear]

2 hours ago, izabella said:

Those girls are vapid and, apparently, seeking sugar daddies on that app Rinna doesn't even know she's paying for every month, the app that is putting her daughters in the hands of creepy rich guys.  Yeah, it's a barrel of laughs, Rinna, oh so funny that your girls are already seeking to pimp themselves out to men and are paying someone every month to do it.  Vapid.

I don't disagree about the girls being vapid, but I got the impression that the dating app she was referring to was Raya, which is an invite only dating app for celebs and creative types.   I know some people who have used it, there are some legit celebs on it as well as a ton of instamodels and vloggers and the like.   Getting in used to be pretty status-y, but I don't think it's quite "the thing" these days.   Still probably cool to teenagers though.   They may still being chatting with creepy, older, rich dudes, but I highly doubt they they were using Seeking Arrangement or Sugar Baby dot com or whatever.    

http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/08/are-you-ready-for-illuminati-tinder.html

[ElDosEquis]

1 minute ago, yourmomiseasy said:

Sounds like a real great time </sarcasm>.  No wonder they didn't show it.

IT sounds like the DM threw the party for all the idjits that get mentioned in that fish wrapper?

[DawnDavenport]

2 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:

Sounds like a real great time </sarcasm>.  No wonder they didn't show it.

As soon as I saw Patty "Anus Lips" Stanger, I would have run far, far away. Can't stand her and I'm so glad that Bravo gave her lame-ass show the boot. BTW, did she ever marry that closet case guy with the weird face she trotted out on the show periodically? Isn't she in her early 70's now?

[Giselle]

17 minutes ago, zoeysmom said:

I have decided trying to explain "British Humor", to Erika is a lost cause.  It is like trying to explain why a group of people like Country Music or Opera, Erika may not see that the participants are having a good time and they enjoy it.  Maybe she struggles with the concept because her audience for her gawdawful body of work is small and for the most part largely ignored.   I have a foreign born parent and when we are with are foreign relatives, we do say things like American's like  . . . , American's don't celebrate Boxing Day.  They don't tell us we were born in California.  We don't say the American way is superior. 

For Erika to come slightly unhinged and say it is mean, well maybe she needs to think back when her husband told LVP, someone he just met, she was like an alligator, waiting on prey.  There is no nice connotation that comes with that comment, and it is not funny.

Zoeysmom it's not fair to take a swipe at Tom! Sure Erica's a foot or two taller than him but he's got a foot in the grave and has to put his concentration on generating billing hours to keep the pussy patrol in makeup and leather.

As for your last bit... well it was two reptiles sizing each other up to see if they could devour each other.  Tom with his legal intellect and Lisa with her British humor. I'm sure they could enjoy the clever repartee even if Erica couldn't keep up. Keep patting your puss dear.

Edited December 21, 2016 by Giselle

[ElDosEquis]

38 minutes ago, DawnDavenport said:

I imagine if you had just picture of Duck Bill's lips and Patty Puss's puss, you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Easy, Patty Puss wears a darker shade of lip gloss on her lips.

Edited December 21, 2016 by ElDosEquis