S06.E15: I Do!

[Tara Ariano]

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Amber undergoes plastic surgery in order to relieve her depression and negative self-image issues; and Farrah and her mom try to work through their differences after an encounter with Debra's boyfriend.

[Brooklynista]

Plastic surgery relieves depression??? Bitch bye!

[GreatKazu]

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Amber undergoes plastic surgery in order to relieve her depression and negative self-image issues

I wish Amber would undergo surgery to remove her parasitic twin, Matt.

[Uncle JUICE]

16 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Plastic surgery relieves depression??? Bitch bye!

If only I could like this 1000 times. 

[toodywoody]

Hey Amber having plastic surgery to fix your body is not going to help you with your issues with your body. Quit laying around and eating and then not being active. Talk about a waste of money. Just can't with her any more. 

And holy fuck more fighting and bullshit between Farrah and Debra all over a guy. Farrah acts exactly like the teen girls that get jealous over their friend having a boyfriend and they get all pissed off because the friend isn't spending all their time anymore with them. 

[GreatKazu]

According to Amber, she was 40 pounds lighter once before, and we saw how thin she was at one time. She was also in the throes of her depression and addiction. So, clearly it is not the depression making her fat (that is so ridiculous just typing that out) it is, you know, EATING LIKE A PIG AND LYING AROUND LIKE A SLOTH. Can I get a photo of that image please in the snark thread.

Matt, hurry the fuck up and just fuck over Amber. I am very impatient and tired of this bullshit already.

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Farrah acts exactly like the teen girls that get jealous over their friend having a boyfriend and they get all pissed off because the friend isn't spending all their time anymore with them. 

Farrah needs to just put a collar on Deb and piss all over her the way a dog does to mark their territory and just call it a day.

Edited November 22, 2016 by GreatKazu

[CofCinci]

@GreatKazu  Matt is going to fuck Amber over -- but not until he bleeds her completely dry.  He drives her leased cars, holds her debit/credit cards, got her to buy 3 flip houses, paid off most of his babymommas, and lives a life of leisure.  He controls her completely. Hell, she's not even able to answer her own cellphone!  When the money is gone, he's gone. There's still MTV revenue. When that gravy train ends, he'll have her squeeze a few more dollars from another trash show, like celebrity boxing or wife swap or one of those rehab house shows.  When all those avenues are exhausted, Matt drops the bomb -- their porn.  In the past, he would have cheated on Amber by now. But he's older and his sociopath skills are sharper. Amber is a once in a lifetime score. He'll be a good boy and just watch hours of Red Tube and Porn Hub while Amber sleeps. 

 

 

Everyone!!!  Please go over to MTV and watch the sneak peak of Debrah's boyfriend. Everyone who pegged him as a famewhore were so right. 

Edited November 25, 2016 by CofCinci

[bethster2000]

Farrah is officially a Kardashian.  Her titty balls look ridiculous.

The boyfriend may be a famewhore, but I love that he called out Farrah for her ridiculous behavior!

Edited November 25, 2016 by bethster2000
grammar is good!

[Snarky McSnarky]

Holy crap, the look of total disinterest on Farrah's face when she asked "So how'd you guys meet?" says it all.  The only thing she didn't do was look at her watch or cell phone when she said it.

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/75ol70/teen-mom-sneak-peek-farrah-meets-debra-s-boyfriend

Edited November 25, 2016 by Snarky McSnarky

[GreatKazu]

Nm

Edited November 25, 2016 by GreatKazu

[Calm81]

You know what is funny? Here we have an episode mostly surrounding Maci's big day and we STILL can't bother to talk about her boring storyline. ????

This show needs to be done, LOL.

P.S. Cosmetic surgery relieves depression? That's good to know. ?

Edited November 25, 2016 by Calm81

[SPLAIN]

10 hours ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Holy crap, the look of total disinterest on Farrah's face when she asked "So how'd you guys meet?" says it all.  The only thing she didn't do was look at her watch or cell phone when she said it.

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/75ol70/teen-mom-sneak-peek-farrah-meets-debra-s-boyfriend

I wonder if this was staged. I mean, it is possible Deb's boyfriend and Farrah have already met prior to this scene. He may have already told Farrah exactly how he feels about how Deb is treated by her and this is why Farrah went off on Deb in the other episode. Just a hunch.

[Brooklynista]

Man. Catelynn is in her 20's? She looks like a 40 something divorced woman whose given up on life. She's so sloppy. Titties all over the place, hair is a mess and they have the nerve to try to convince me they might get pregnant at Maci's wedding. Nope, she's on birth control. 

Also cause they ain't screwing.

[Brooklynista]

Ok yes Farrah is an asshole. But who the fuck is this weird ass man of Debra 's.  This is the one person Farrah should be giving her tongue lashing to.

Get all in her business in the first 10 minutes of meeting? And then want to hug it out? GTFOH with that bullshit. Don't let Debra put her batteries in your back sir.

[poopchute]

Amber saying this surgery is because her body never went back to the way it was before she had Leah.  She makes it sound like that's something that is beyond her control.  I'm not saying it's easy but it's been 7 years.  Most women have to work at it but she makes it sound like "oh well my body never went back" as if for most women it just "goes back" on its own.  She's a lazy fat fuck, the end.  

[Brooklynista]

So Maci bought all of this jewelry so her mom and Taylor could give it BACK to her in the name of a wedding gift right? Right?

And good on Taylor for getting a Rolex outta her.  If I've learned anything from  Kim of RHOA its to get tangible goods that retain value and be sold later if there's a breakup.  That's advanced hoeing.

[GreatKazu]

Lazy fat fuck. LMAO Thanks poopchute.

That should be the title of Amber's thread.

Edited November 29, 2016 by GreatKazu

[Brooklynista]

11 minutes ago, poopchute said:

Amber saying this surgery is because her body never went back to the way it was before she had Leah.  She makes it sound like that's something that is beyond her control.  I'm not saying it's easy but it's been 7 years.  Most women have to work at it but she makes it sound like "oh well my body never went back" as if for most women it just "goes back" on its own.  She's a lazy fat fuck, the end.  

I think she felt entitled to the kind of snapback Maci has. And don't we all? But the rest of us realize that we have to put down the Cracker Barrel or whatever trash restaurant she has upgraded to and diet.

[Ffiferoo]

Debra's boyfriend is so creepy, what a pair!  I can't stand any of them.

[ClassyCourtHeels]

Lol.....Leah calling Amber out on still living far away. 

[poopchute]

3 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

I think she felt entitled to the kind of snapback Maci has. And don't we all? But the rest of us realize that we have to put down the Cracker Barrel or whatever trash restaurant she has upgraded to and diet.

Yes and I think most of us realize it's unrealistic to snap back like that unless you were 105 lbs like Maci probably was.  She's always been thin so it's not surprising she bounced right back.  But most women don't look like Maci.  So like you said, the rest of the world realizes, whoops I gained 50 lbs and now I'm gonna have to work to get it off.  How did Amber expect to get her old body back if she doesn't get off the couch and doesn't cook healthy meals?  Seriously, what does she expect?

[Primetimer]

Cate's there for the big day, but Amber's busy getting plastic surgery and Farrah is off feuding with her future stepdad.

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[TexasGal]

23 minutes ago, Ffiferoo said:

Debra's boyfriend is so creepy, what a pair!  I can't stand any of them.

I busted out laughing when the camera panned over to him.  What the actual f look does he have going on there?

[swishandflick]

11 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

I busted out laughing when the camera panned over to him.  What the actual f look does he have going on there?

Guessing Deb has always taken sides with her boyfriends over a Farrah.

Love that Simon was so pissed and "that guys good." Takes a con to spot a con? Unlike Matt, I don't think the con is one sided and Farrah gets another person to abuse while Simon leeches off of her. 

Speaking of Matt, god he and Amber sure think a lot of themselves. They must think they're on par with Brangelina the way they act. Just barf.

Maci looked very pretty when averting the eyes from the tattoos.

[alexa]

I loved Amber talking about her posh neighborhood to Leah and then how the next scene is them sitting in their garage!  Lol!  

I also noticed there was something wrong with one of Ryan's eyes at the end of the show so I guess that explains the sunglasses. I do feel bad for Ryan's girlfriend showing her underwear....

[deefizzle]

Yeah what was UP with Ryan's eyes at the wedding?! One was all squinted up while the other was ready to pop out of his head!

[Evie]

Tyler: Where's our kid?   Catelynn: Who cares.

Maci's kids were very cute at the wedding.

Amber and Matt are so disgusting. Poor Leah. Sorry, can't live closer, too busy pretending to be upscale.

Edited November 29, 2016 by Evie

[GreatKazu]

Amber to her Twitter followers after her surgery: "simple body contouring and mommy make-over." She denied plastic surgery. Google the article.

Tonight she says she is getting breast implants and liposuction.

Fucking lying heifer.

[Willowsmom]

Instead of I Do this should have been Bout Time. That was yhe look on her parents faces.

[Meatball]

I see Farrah learned to say 'literally' from Rob Lowe on Parks & Rec.

I don't care who the old guy was, anyone who calls Farrah on her shit AND leaves her so speechless she has to leave gets an A in my book. With all of the misery she has spread around, she has about twenty years of verbal abuse and being treated like the moron she is coming to her.

Amber: I ate green beans for dinner and STILL didn't lose weight so I HAVE to go for this insane surgery to feel better about reunions! (Sit next to Catelynn, you'll look like her thin friend!) Leah, your mom doesn't love you the way she should. You are smart and a very sweet little girl but your bio mom simply doesn't have the capacity to be the mom she should be. It's a deficiency. I hope you learn this sooner rather than later. You seem to have a nice little family with your dad, Kristine and little sister. Cling on to that.

White trash wedding with money. Yawn. Ryan's eyes? There's something more than drugs.

Original Catelynn VO: We're going to Maci's wedding in a week so since my mom is already taking care of NotCarly, we decided to leave her there and we'll see her when we see her.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edited November 29, 2016 by Meatball

[MsSilverSpecs]

Oh Amber, all that stress of being a mom to Leah..you deserve that surgery! I mean, actual exercise and eating right wouldn't do a thing, plus you must be too super exhausted to do all that right?

:Eye roll:

Farrah, look ridiculous and as usual I want to slap her mouth shut. I would love to see someone either do that or tell her off. The girl needs serious therapy.

[eskimo]

Debra's boyfriend, oh boy...  On one hand, he appears to be a smug twat who lacks self-awareness.  On the other hand, he fits right in.

[Christi]

2 hours ago, TexasGal said:

I busted out laughing when the camera panned over to him.  What the actual f look does he have going on there?

Jerry Garcia Medical Marajuana ...Dr. Feelgood throws on a suit...

Wow lololol

[lidarose9]

I'm only a few minutes in, but I can't wait. I must post...

-- Is that new house of Maci's a pre-fab or mobile home? Every time we get a long shot, I think how much that looks like a trailer. But this was their ultimate perfect house, so it must be regular. Right?

-- Matt was a half-inch away from smacking Amber, and then they all laughed it up to cover it over. Irony is Matt claiming he never gets the spotlight. Why do people sit in their garage in yard chairs like that? I thought mostly it was for smokers who can't smoke indoors. Do they smoke? Leah asking why they can't live closer and Amber's hilarious speech about how most people are just dying to live in their neighborhood -- Leah's face: "Huh?"

-- Cate and Tyler's house is nice but it is on a busy street. I think that might be why they want a new house.

-- WTF is Debra wearing to dinner with her new bf? This woman is seriously style-impaired. Farrah looks comical enough with her ginormous titties entering the room well ahead of the rest of her. And Simon glowering behind -- is he supposed to have a Kanye look? Is that what that is?

Edited November 29, 2016 by lidarose9

[kdl88]

3 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

Ok yes Farrah is an asshole. But who the fuck is this weird ass man of Debra 's.  This is the one person Farrah should be giving her tongue lashing to.

Get all in her business in the first 10 minutes of meeting? And then want to hug it out? GTFOH with that bullshit. Don't let Debra put her batteries in your back sir.

I totally agree.  What he was saying wasn't necessarily wrong, but it was totally inappropriate for a stranger to start up with someone like that.  The engagement ring stuff was especially 100% none of his business, but none of it was appropriate for him to be saying to someone he doesn't know well.  The guy is a major creep.  

[iheartla]

I've always thought Maci's house looked like a trailer too, something about the high foundation and they way it sits on their land. It has a second story, and I don't believe real trailers do, although... I'm not all too familiar with trailers.  Maybe if they planted shrubs or ornamental grass around the front perimeter of house it would mask the trailer styling. 

I can't be snarky about the wedding. It looked like a great day. I really liked her dress. I only feel bad about Ryan's girlfriend flashing her undies to the world.

Amber is such a bitch. Your child is asking why you live so far away and you say well because we live in an area where lots of people want to live. BTW, why does Amber always say "Leah's schooling?" instead of school, is that an Indiana thing? Gary does it too.

Matt was pissed in the garage. Again when Amber was laughing with the producer about her shirt popping open, Matt sat on the bed stone faced mad. Oh, and Amber was so not thrilled about Matt writing a book. Then the conman went to his photoshoot dressed like an angsty teenager/biker dude. We all saw the actual eye gouging book cover. These guys are gross, both of them. 

Farrah, who watches Sophia with all these dinners and counselling sessions? 
Catelynn and her "who cares?" about Nova's whereabouts. Jaw drop.

[AhFillAck]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Amber to her Twitter followers after her surgery: "simple body contouring and mommy make-over." She denied plastic surgery. Google the article.

Tonight she says she is getting breast implants and liposuction.

Fucking lying heifer.

Not only that, but she says that unlike Farrah's surgery "It's gonna be natural". Uh, no it's not.

I wanted to vomit at Matt and Amber posing for his "book" with him trying to look edgy while flipping off the camera. Puke. Puke, I tell you!

My DVR froze again. Ugh.

I did enjoy Tyler saying "That's how dumbasses work", trying to figure out Butch, because now I can use that exact phrase in regard to all these people on these shows!!!

[kira28]

I am 100% convinced that notcarly lives with April and Tyler and cate only have her on days MTV is there to film. They said they had to leave early the next morning so they dropped nova off at April's... It was still light out so it's not as though they dropped her off right before they went to bed.  The longest I've been without my kids is two nights in a row.  And if I was leaving for a few days I would want to spend all the time I could with them.  I'd probably drop them off at my parents house in time to help tuck them in. Cate and Tyler just throw nova at April and don't even miss her.  That's proly why notcarly hits cate and tries to escape her arms.. She's wondering who the smelly greasy woman is that's holding her.  

Macis  wedding was beautiful.  Love Jen and Larry.  Taylors gift to maci looked like a generic bracelet from Kay jewelers. Something that might have cost $199.00 lol.. And she got him a Rolex.  Guess the t-shirt business isn't very profitable lol. 

I liked that debs boy toy basically told Farrah off.  And it was very interesting that Farah didn't go into attack mode.  He really hit a nerve and she doesn't know how to act when someone stands up to her. It was creepy that Mr. Deb hugged her and was all up in her face.  He totally watches her porn!   Dr Jen criticized her as well.  Good times.  

Amber is just a vile human being.  She basically told her daughter that living in a nice neighborhood is more important to her than Leah. Heartbreaking.  As others have said get your lazy Ass off the couch.  Matt looks so irritated by Amber. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it totally insane for an addict to have elective surgery that requires addictive pain medication?? I saw the preview for the reunion and Amber doesn't look cute or thin.  

Cates wedding attire made me laugh.. Punk hair and grandma dress.  She looks like Tyler's frumpy mother.  His own mother dresses better and looks more put together then catelynn does.  April and cate are starting to look like sisters. 

[lidarose9]

Matt's phone says: "Cousin Michael" -- who puts a name in their phone like that? It's just one of the crew's phone number they put in there for the shot, so they could save the price of the "rent-a-cousin" service.

[GreatKazu]

Ryan's eyes...wtf? One was huge while the other was small.

 I did not expect Taylor and Maci to like country music. 

Amber needs to be committed. She is whack. She is all over the place. She harbors such animosity towards Gary. I can see her seething with anger as she sat there. That girl is unstable. 

Fuck you Drew for saying to Amber, "Damn, that boy triggers you". Here we go with blaming Gary for Amber being out of control. When is Amber going to be held responsible for her vicious behavior towards Gary?

[Meatball]

No, DREW, her trigger is when someone calls her on her bullshit, which Gary can do since he sees the lack of effort Amber puts into parenting.

I can't believe she trotted out the fact that she went prison for Leah. No, you went to prison because you had a drug problem you knew you couldn't kick with conventional methods. You deserted your daughter because you're a lazy fuck who can't do anything that doesn't require a shit-stained couch. You have ZERO will-power as evidenced by your "For Lazy Fucks Only" surgery.

I laughed when she acted horrified that someone said her house smelled like piss because of her dogs and she calmly said they were rescue dogs like it automatically A). Makes her a nice person, and B). Means her house doesn't smell like piss. Good one, Ambah!

[lidarose9]

42 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Ryan's eyes...wtf? One was huge while the other was small.

That one shot made me much more open to the possibility of traumatic brain injury.

[eskimo]

I wonder if Amber's strange mood swings stem from the fact that she thought all of her insecurities were with her appearance, and once she had surgery all of her emotional issues would be solved, but they weren't and now she doesn't know what to do.  It seems like she could be depressed and let-down due to the great expectations she had about how wonderful she would feel now.  But her issues are on the inside, and she's addressing the outside.

[Christina]

It looked to me like Ryan has a stye of the eye. I used to get them from make-up, but you can get them from anything. I worked with a photographer that kept getting them from her camera, until she got it cleaned really well. 

I haven't watched the full episode yet, just tuned in at the end to catch the Tell Nothing, but his eye jumped out at me. 

[toodywoody]

2 hours ago, eskimo said:

I wonder if Amber's strange mood swings stem from the fact that she thought all of her insecurities were with her appearance, and once she had surgery all of her emotional issues would be solved, but they weren't and now she doesn't know what to do.  It seems like she could be depressed and let-down due to the great expectations she had about how wonderful she would feel now.  But her issues are on the inside, and she's addressing the outside.

Just goes to show that no amount of money buys happiness. She is trying to buy her happiness and sell it to us that her and Matt are just like a fucking fairy tale. When Amber doesn't know how to be happy. She eats to be happy, she takes drugs to be happy, she buys new cars to be happy, she moves into a rich neighborhood to be happy and now has surgeries to be happy.  when have we ever seen her happy. And believe me I know not everyone is happy 24/7. Amber will never be happy because she goes about everything the wrong way. Instead of working and having a sense of accomplishment or getting off the couch and working off those pounds she will always take the easy way out and keep having to take the easy way out until she runs out of money. To going to jail for her drug use to kick her habit to getting plastic surgery to lose weight, she will never work to accomplish a damn thing because she will always be an addict and will be addicted to the next thing, be it drugs, cars, food or a fuck up con man.

Until she can say I didn't buy my way out of shit and tackle things head on, she will continue not to have self worth and continue the cycle with the next thing she lazies about doing. And with her doing that she hides behind her fake shit when she is miserable. Hell she doesn't even act happy with the love of her life Matt. 

Just like she half asses being a mom, the best part of her life, Leah, she ignores. She should be all about Leah, but no, she's all about herself, which is a damn shame because Leah is a wonderful little girl who is growing up to realize just who and what her mom is.

I guess the point of my post was to agree with Eskimo, but to say Amber doesn't do anything to get herself better or build up herself because she is too busy putting on a show for us to think she is so happy. When the one thing that could and should be her happiness, she doesn't have time for, Leah.

Edited November 29, 2016 by toodywoody

[ghoulina]

Maci's wedding, oh joy. I thought she looked lovely and I'm happy for her and Taylor, but it took up too much of our time. I noticed Ryan was trying to channel Stevie Wonder. I'm just glad his nurse/paid minder was there to make sure he didn't fall and hurt himself. 

 

So when most kids are swinging really high they say things like, "I can fly!" or "I'm going to touch the moon!" But Sophia Abraham says, "I'm going higher than the boom monitor". That says a lot right there. 

I thought that dinner with Deb's new man was horrible. I hate Farrah with the fire of a thousand suns, but who is this dude??? I was kind of loving it at first, calling Farrah out for her treatment of Deb was somewhat appropriate. But then he started bringing up other, random shit - like the engagement ring she bought herself. Yes, it was stupid. But if you're really trying to get to know your girlfriend's daughter, you don't bring up every embarrassing thing she's ever done. Wow. And the way he hugged her afterward and wouldn't STOP hugging her - made me super uncomfortable. That dude is creepy as hell. 

I don't know why Deb and Farrah bother with therapy. They've been doing this for years and nothing comes of it. I did love how Jenn called Farrah out for saying she "allows" people to help her. Like it's some great honor to be able to schlep frozen yogurt. 

 

Cate and Tyler's storyline was meh, because we already knew Butch got violated. I'm pretty disappointed, mostly because I just wanted someone to prove Tyler wrong for once. And I hated how he called his dad a dumbass for being afraid of his own freedom. Ever heard of being "institutionalized"? It's a real problem. 

 

Amber and Matt's photo shoot was ten shades of hilarious. Clearly Amber was so insecure and unhappy with her body that she made him scrap all the photos, and that's why we ended up with the naked Matt book cover. Damn you, Amber! 

The winner of the night was Leah - who asked her mom point blank, "Have you ever thought of moving closer to Anderson?" Loser of the century goes to Amber, for basically telling her kid - "Yea, we thought about it, but we'd rather pretend we can afford a nice house, sorry."  Fucking hate her. 

[ghoulina]

11 hours ago, poopchute said:

Amber saying this surgery is because her body never went back to the way it was before she had Leah.  She makes it sound like that's something that is beyond her control.  I'm not saying it's easy but it's been 7 years.  Most women have to work at it but she makes it sound like "oh well my body never went back" as if for most women it just "goes back" on its own.  She's a lazy fat fuck, the end.  

Not to mention, women that are THAT unhappy rarely ever get "fixed" after the surgery. Watch her have 10 more. The issue is inside and she needs to fix that first. 

 

9 hours ago, Evie said:

 

Tyler: Where's our kid?   Catelynn: Who cares.

 

I think Cate actually said - "Who cares? She's tired, let her sleep". Cut to a shot of Nova clearly NOT being tired and NOT sleeping. 

 

7 hours ago, Meatball said:

I see Farrah learned to say 'literally' from Rob Lowe on Parks & Rec.

Except with a lot less flair. She's the anti-Chris Trager. She finds all the negativity in life and clings to it like crazy. 

[MissMel]

Gnat said they 'picked out the photos for his book covers-both front and back' while he was on the phone. I'm guessing the cool kids/badass but beautiful/look at me/fuck you/jr high schoolers photo is on the back of the most sought after tell all of the century. 

[Uncle JUICE]

FREE AT LAST. Holy shit, it's finally over. 

I have to admit I only watched like 28 minutes of this actual show because I simply refuse to participate in the wedding nonsense. Which means I basically watched only the Farrah and Amber segments, because even C&T were wrapped up in the wedding stuff. Obvious highlight was the dinner between Dr. Bruce Vilanche / Jerry Garcia, his Fifty Shades of Crazy lovah Debra, Blondie Asschest and "I can't believe I'm about to sincerely say" Poor Simon. I love Simon, he is just entirely over this crap, but is glad to get paid to go be the voice of the viewer. The way he reacted to their post - dinner conference was hilarious, basically fuck you, I don't have any interest in you romantically (but if you want to blow me, I'm down), this guy is weird and you're mom's set up AGAIN to give out her bank routing numbers and end up more miserable. He knows Farrah's never going to be happy as sure as he knows her hair volume once again changed in a really disgusting looking way. And who goes to meet their mom's boyfriend with their tits THAT exposed? This isn't the Source Awards, it's a cheesecake factory outside of Austin. 

That doctor, what's he a doctor OF? Because it can't be anything scientific, right? I mean could you imagine him talking to you about serious health concerns looking like a resident of Middle Earth? If you go with that hair, you can't also have the job of saying "I think we caught it early enough." He has to be like a college professor doctor, right? And even that has to be in like dead languages / Philosophy of the Byzantine Empire sort of worthless in real life classes (Said the guy who has an English degree, hello kettle). But he should in no way have broached the engagement ring topic, he should havenever brought up the show, and he DEINITELY shouldn't have gone for that waaaaay, too long hug at the end. I just imagine him thrusting his pelvis onto Farrah's thigh, smelling her extensions, and getting a half chub on. It almost made me feel for Farrah, but then I remembered she's one of the five worst people America has produced in the last five years. It's really clear she has no interest in Sophia, because I don't know anyone with a seven year old who still talks to her the way Farrah does. My wittoo beebee boo, SOOOO BIG! SOOOOOO BIG! Show that kid some respect. 

And if you're serious about Therapy, maybe do it off camera, for realsies. They flew Dr. Jen to Austin, reserved a spot in the back f some coffee shop I hope, or rented out an old warehouse, bought a bunch of old books from the hipster used book store so the atmosphere looked more academic (this is far more likely), and Farah walked into the "It sounds entitled" thing. Then they returned the books. 

Amber: lots of mommies don't like their body after babies (though in fairness, seven plus years is no longer "after babies"). Amber HAD a slimmer figure right before she went to jell, though. She just ate to feel good and now she's 50 pounds heavier. So the answer: surgery. God I hope she ends up llooking more monstrous when she puts weight back on AND has all that plastic, because you know that's how this story ends. 

[alexa]

I totally agree that Deb's boyfriend is all kinds of scary and very odd.  He had no right to go on about someone's deficiencies on their first meeting, and the hug was creepy.  I would have said, please do not hug me....a handshake will do just fine!  And then I would have told mother that I would never want to see him again.... ugh!

I also think Amber is silly to think surgery will fix everything, but that is Amber.  Does she think if she is "fixed" she can't ever gain weight again?  And plus she isn't really losing weight from this surgery...it is still mostly there.  Good luck with that Amber.