Souris July 31, 2016 Share July 31, 2016 (edited) I figure we need a place to critique what the athletes are wearing, from the opening ceremony to the closing ceremony and all the events in between. (What's the swimsuit innovation this year??) I am not a fan of the U.S. opening ceremony outfits. Nothing says "I'm marching in the heat of a Brazil summer" like a navy wool blazer. And could the Ralph Lauren logo BE any bigger? It's much more prominent than the U.S. flag on the patch on the other side. I find it obnoxious. People have also complained the shirt looks like the Russian flag. Also, if anybody can think of a better title, speak up! Edited July 31, 2016 by Souris 1 Link to comment
legaleagle53 July 31, 2016 Share July 31, 2016 2 minutes ago, Souris said: People have also complained the shirt looks like the Russian flag. Which is just a tad ironic, considering that Russia is this close to getting banned entirely from these games due to the various doping scandals that are emerging. 2 Link to comment
Quilt Fairy July 31, 2016 Share July 31, 2016 30 minutes ago, Souris said: I am not a fan of the U.S. opening ceremony outfits. Nothing says "I'm marching in the heat of a Brazil summer" like a navy wool blazer. And could the Ralph Lauren logo BE any bigger? It's much more prominent than the U.S. flag on the patch on the other side. I find it obnoxious. That outfit is just awful. If I was a competitor I would seriously consider dropping out rather than having to wear that in public. In front of a billion people. I need to correct part of your statement, however. July - September is considered winter in Rio. From TripAdvisor: Quote The "winter" months in Rio are considered to be July, August and September. However, during this time It never really gets cold. This period also has the least amount of rainfall of the year. Although it rarely gets cold in Rio, a cloudy or rainy day can be a bit chilly to be out on the beach. On the other hand, a sunny day will be very nice to lounge on the beach and take in the sun and terrific scenery. For this reason, the beach is really an option all year long in Rio. During this time of the year, average high temperatures are around 75 Deg. F (25 Deg. C). Link to comment
Souris July 31, 2016 Author Share July 31, 2016 1 hour ago, Quilt Fairy said: That outfit is just awful. If I was a competitor I would seriously consider dropping out rather than having to wear that in public. In front of a billion people. I need to correct part of your statement, however. July - September is considered winter in Rio. From TripAdvisor: ::smacks head:: With it being the summer Olympics, I totally forgot about the flipped seasons south of the Equator! Link to comment
Rick Kitchen July 31, 2016 Share July 31, 2016 15 hours ago, Souris said: Nothing says "I'm marching in the heat of a Brazil summer" like a navy wool blazer. It's winter in Brazil. Link to comment
legaleagle53 July 31, 2016 Share July 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rick Kitchen said: It's winter in Brazil. Not that it really matters. Rio lies practically on the Tropic of Capricorn, meaning that it's winter there in name only. In other words, the climate is year-round summer even when it's technically winter in the Southern Hemisphere. 1 Link to comment
SnideAsides August 1, 2016 Share August 1, 2016 Yeah, this is the first time the Summer Olympics have been held in winter - both of Australia's Olympics were held in spring. 1 Link to comment
MyAimIsTrue August 1, 2016 Share August 1, 2016 On 7/30/2016 at 11:54 PM, Souris said: And could the Ralph Lauren logo BE any bigger? It's much more prominent than the U.S. flag on the patch on the other side. I find it obnoxious. I despise the larger Ralph Lauren logo on regular every day clothes as it's so ridiculously pretentious. 3 Link to comment
selkie August 1, 2016 Share August 1, 2016 While I don't love the giant RL logo, it could be worse. Like USA Swimming's patriotic poolside pajama party shirts for their post-Trials team photo: https://swimswam.com/u-s-olympic-swim-team-flying-mark-cubans-plane-rio/ Link to comment
Mittengirl August 1, 2016 Share August 1, 2016 (edited) USA Today had a photo gallery of the last 40 years of Opening Ceremony outfits and all of the RL designs look the same. White pants and a red or blue blazer. They need something a little more "fun" looking, IMO. They are, for the most part, young, fit people attending a party/celebration, not on their way to a job interview. Edited August 1, 2016 by Mittengirl 5 Link to comment
catray August 1, 2016 Share August 1, 2016 Wow, those pajama shirts are pretty awful! They don't look good on anyone! I wish someone at the USOC would reign in RL and tell him to chill about the size of that damn polo pony. It's not all about you, Ralph! It's seriously annoying. Other well known designers that design uniforms for their respective countries are way more subtle. It's embarrassing. 5 Link to comment
MyAimIsTrue August 1, 2016 Share August 1, 2016 I don't know if it's Samoa or Tonga or some other Pacific island nation but their men always seem to have on a colorful print shirt and some variation of a grass skirt and I love it. 3 Link to comment
Souris August 2, 2016 Author Share August 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Mittengirl said: USA Today had a photo gallery of the last 40 years of Opening Ceremony outfits and all of the RL designs look the same. White pants and a red or blue blazer. They need something a little more "fun" looking, IMO. They are, for the most part, young, fit people attending a party/celebration, not on their way to a job interview. ITA. The outfits should have more fun, less starch to them. They don't look comfortable to me. 1 Link to comment
MyAimIsTrue August 2, 2016 Share August 2, 2016 10 hours ago, SnideAsides said: Do you mean this one? Fiji. That wasn't the outfit I had in mind (the guy wore a shirt) but damn, who cares, I'll look at this guy all day long! 10 Link to comment
legaleagle53 August 2, 2016 Share August 2, 2016 Hey, why not? Our male athletes have the bodies for it (or at least they're supposed to)! 2 Link to comment
xaxat August 5, 2016 Share August 5, 2016 The US seriously needs to move on from Ralph Lauren. It feels like the same damn thing every year. In addition, his designs evoke an era that wasn't that great for the older relatives of a lot of people on the team. The 10 designers who should have dressed Team USA for the Olympic Opening Ceremony 3 Link to comment
LilWharveyGal August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 I kind of really need the jacket worn by the Slovakian women in the Opening Ceremony. (Even though it says winter to me more than summer.) Link to comment
legaleagle53 August 6, 2016 Share August 6, 2016 (edited) 11 hours ago, LilWharveyGal said: I kind of really need the jacket worn by the Slovakian women in the Opening Ceremony. (Even though it says winter to me more than summer.) Well, it actually is winter in Rio at the moment, even though that's just a technicality because Rio lies just a degree south of the Tropic of Capricorn, so it's more or less perpetually summer there by mid-Northern standards anyway. Edited August 6, 2016 by legaleagle53 Link to comment
kili August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 (edited) Quote I'm old (and old fashioned), so I have come here to complain about the women's beach volleyball shorts underwear lower body garments. Until recently, the rules of that sport actually required them to wear bikinis. Men were allowed to wear baggy shorts and tank tops, but the women had to wear bikinis. They only recently changed (2012) the rules to grant women the choice to wear more clothes if they wanted due to complaints from athletes in more conservative countries. If you want to wear a bikini, fine. If you are forced to wear a bikini in order to compete and the men are not and do not, that's garbage. Edited August 7, 2016 by kili 7 Link to comment
galaxygirl76 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 (edited) I would watch men's beach volleyball if their outfits were as skimpy as the women's. Yes, I am that shallow. Edited August 7, 2016 by galaxygirl76 6 Link to comment
legaleagle53 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, galaxygirl76 said: I would watch men's beach volleyball if their outfits were as skimpy as the women's. Yes, I am that shallow. Check out men's water polo and diving for that. The Speedo lives! 2 Link to comment
annzeepark914 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 I guess I'm the only one here who likes the outfits worn by the USA team in the parade--especially the slacks and deck shoes. But I agree that Ralph Lauren went OTT with that awful logo of his (I won't wear any of his clothes that bear the logo). I didn't think of the Russian flag when I saw them wearing the t-shirts under the blazers. I think they need to find another designer, though. Enough of Ralph. But keep the deck shoes and the cool hats. Link to comment
katisha August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 If it's any consolation I thought the Australian uniforms were pretty crap too. Mind you, we have had far more offensive ones! 1 Link to comment
legaleagle53 August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, katisha said: If it's any consolation I thought the Australian uniforms were pretty crap too. Mind you, we have had far more offensive ones! The women aren't so bad (are those wrap-around skirts they're wearing?). But shorts with a jacket and tie for the men, and no socks? Just no. 1 Link to comment
meep.meep August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 It's the white leather shoes that really complete the look. So fresh! Apparently my prayers have been answered and US medalists will not have to wear the same gray sweatsuit that they wore in London. Nothing like an outfit that makes you look like you just dropped in from filling a pothole to make your first pictures with your medals really memorable. 3 Link to comment
Rick Kitchen August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 The American beach volleyball uniforms, gray on gray, are ugly. Link to comment
katisha August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 1 hour ago, meep.meep said: It's the white leather shoes that really complete the look. So fresh! Ha, so true! But you've got to admit, compared to the blue Bejing horror (hello, national colours, anyone?)... ..the atrocious Los Angeles 1984 "souvenir tea towel" look... ..and my personal favourite, the Barcelona "we're being attacked by huge insects" look... ..the current ones really aren't that bad! 8 Link to comment
Rinaldo August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 This is somewhat related to fashion, I guess maybe. Anyway, it seemed the best thread for the inquiry: In 2012, there was a website containing photo galleries of "Model Olympians" -- photo sessions with many of the US Olympic athletes, multiple posed shots of each. Is there anything similar now? If I Google "model olympians," I can find random slideshows of photos (usually a mixture of posed and candid shots for just 3 or 4 of the athletes in a discipline) within the nbcolympics site, but no route back to a submenu to see them all. Has anyone found a more comprehensive or reliable way to find such photo galleries? Link to comment
KenyaJ August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 Big props to Under Armor for the USA women's gymnastics leotards. I've seen almost universal praise for them on Twitter. 5 Link to comment
candall August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 LOL, this wins the gold for Most Fun Olympics Thread. Link to comment
selkie August 7, 2016 Share August 7, 2016 I am very glad that this generation of technical competition swimwear allows for patterns in a pretty wide variety colors. For too many years, they were using such thin fabrics that went a bit transparent when wet that, for modesty reasons, you pretty much were limited to black, navy blue, and the slightly thicker dark green the Australians often used. 1 Link to comment
Rinaldo August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 I very much like the deep-hued tracksuits (or coverups or whatever they're correctly called) that the US medalists put on for their victory ceremony -- so much better than the ill-proportioned grey shmattas from 4 years ago. But why did they keep the neon-green sneakers? I like the designs for the pages (the guides for the medal ceremonies) too -- light, unpretentious, and festive. Cream-white suit, with a patterned shirt or skirt, no tie. Link to comment
LilWharveyGal August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 Rugby sevens is one of my new favorites, and my fashion rave for the day has to go to the Great Britain womens' jerseys. I love the way the Union Jack is incorporated. Link to comment
kokapetl August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 On 7 August 2016 at 0:46 PM, katisha said: If it's any consolation I thought the Australian uniforms were pretty crap too. Mind you, we have had far more offensive ones! The women look like Love Boat cruise directors, or flight attendants from 1990. 5 Link to comment
Cherpumple August 8, 2016 Share August 8, 2016 Maybe I just have simple taste, but I really like the vintage/retro look of the Russian uniforms, especially the shirt style the kids are wearing in this pic: 3 Link to comment
Superpole2000 August 9, 2016 Share August 9, 2016 (edited) I find the women's indoor volleyball outfits much more appealing than the skimpy bikinis worn by many of the women's beach volleyballers. Edited August 9, 2016 by Superpole2000 5 Link to comment
Rick Kitchen August 9, 2016 Share August 9, 2016 I love how NBC gets all nervous about showing the divers in their skimpy speedos, so they superimpose the scores over their midsections, making them look like they're naked. 5 Link to comment
photo fox August 9, 2016 Share August 9, 2016 Even outside of the "skimpy" factor, the beach volleyball outfits seem like they'd be distracting to play in. And not comfortable. Love this tweet from US figure skater Ashley Wagner... 6 Link to comment
ParadoxLost August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 Does Phelps have a shoe sponsorship because he never wears the Team USA shoes. Link to comment
katisha August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 Someone has thought to write a piece about just how much of the male package is revealed by certain uniform colours. 4 Link to comment
FormerMod-a1 August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 Wow. I just saw way more than I ever thought I would. Yikes. Some of that looked painful. 3 Link to comment
katisha August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, aquarian1 said: Some of that looked painful. I know, right? It reminded me of the dreadful 1970s "testicular separation" jeans. At least this is only lycra. 4 Link to comment
legaleagle53 August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 48 minutes ago, aquarian1 said: Wow. I just saw way more than I ever thought I would. Yikes. Some of that looked painful. Perhaps the Olympics should come with a NSFW warning. 1 Link to comment
dcalley August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 19 hours ago, ParadoxLost said: Does Phelps have a shoe sponsorship because he never wears the Team USA shoes. I haven't noticed anyone's shoes to be honest, but Phelps works with (Baltimore-based) Under Armour. Link to comment
j5cochran August 12, 2016 Share August 12, 2016 I watched the finals of trampoline this afternoon. The red Chinese leotard with the yellow dragons is lovely, until you get a closer look at the ombre effect -- the red color shading to a deeper purple on the bottom of the leotard. It looks as if the poor thing wet herself! Bad design! 1 Link to comment
Occasional Hope August 13, 2016 Share August 13, 2016 Some of the female sprinters (track and field) have gone for some horrible colours of hair dye, I think to match their national colours. Really awful. Ta Lou has a stylish cut, and I liked Ecador's Angela Tenorio's headband, but some of the purple/yellow etc hair looks dreadful. Link to comment
ElDosEquis August 13, 2016 Share August 13, 2016 Spoiler Someone is going to lose a swimsuit in the crack of their ass. I. mean, the. WHOLE suit, not just the material shoved up their crack. Again, NOT a prude and I like to look at people who are in shape, but jeez - why is it that I have no problem looking at nude women, but feel uncomfortable looking at the ladies as the compete in what amounts to a suit that is cut so high on the crotch that it looks like it hurts. I dunno if it's to make sure that they are REALLY women or if it's a way to air out the old kitty? My wife said that is why there are no M.E. women's water polo teams? --------------------- Here is another weird thing I noticed? Why is it that some female athlete's appearance change so dramatically when they change the way they wear their hair? Link to comment
ElDosEquis August 13, 2016 Share August 13, 2016 (edited) I was reading a medical journal once and it talked about 'weird ER injuries' and one that happened during the summer was Skier's enema. It had to do with people water skiing at a high speed and while wiping out, tearing their assholes up. I was watching the women's long jump and wondered if they could do a tie breaker by weighing the sand that ends up their shorts? Edited August 13, 2016 by ElDosEquis Link to comment
briochetwist August 13, 2016 Share August 13, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, ElDosEquis said: Reveal hidden contents Someone is going to lose a swimsuit in the crack of their ass. I. mean, the. WHOLE suit, not just the material shoved up their crack. Here is another weird thing I noticed? Why is it that some female athlete's appearance change so dramatically when they change the way they wear their hair? It's not just the way they change their hair, a lot of female athletes don't wear any makeup when they compete because they sweat it off and end up looking like the Joker. So when you see them in interviews, professional photos or commercial, they usually have hair and makeup done. Edited August 13, 2016 by briochetwist Link to comment
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