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Spencer Hastings
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Tough crowd!  She's wearing modern shoes with closed toes, pants, and a shirt that literally calls back to her family's ridiculous rules and there are still 35 things wrong with what she's doing. 

Churchhoney
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That's okay. He's forgotten it a few times himself. 

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My push presents after having my kids were my kids. 

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Lady Edith

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On July 11, 2016 at 9:07 PM, BitterApple said:

I think Jinger was deeply hurt when Jessa kicked her to the curb for Bin. Separation when a sibling gets married is completely normal, but I think Jinger figured they'd still do lunches and hang out, and I don't think that happened. I remember the thrift store scene where Jessa was trying to act all happy for the camera while Jinger made no attempts to hide her boredom and annoyance. Couple that with the tedium of the TTH and lack of support over Joshgate, and it's no wonder the poor thing is a wreck.

When you raise kids as sheltered as the Duggars, they learn to eschew others and become so dependent on their siblings for companionship that they have no knowledge of how to make friends outside of the family.  Or really, the opportunity to.  The Bateses don't count...they are ready-made friends because of Jim Bob and Michelle.  When Jessa left to marry Ben, Jinger had no one else to turn to.  The family has its cliques and affinity groups already established and she probably didn't fit with the others.  Or they didn't accept her.  And Jessa and Ben have their lives to lead.  So Jinger is stuck pretty much by herself.

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MamaMax

MamaMax

On 7/5/2016 at 0:35 AM, Arwen Evenstar said:

I imagine before Joshgate I, that would have been the case. All about squeaky clean, and nothing less than never kissed anyone.  Trying to find a man suitable for Jana who'd never kissed a girl at that age, would have doomed poor Jana to lifelong spinsterhood or he would gave been so painfully homely that Jana would choose lifelong spinsterhood.

Though admirable to be able to maintain such a level of purity, it's not realistic for many Christians, so after being admonished to not be "a cup of spit", they may now have to settle for one. (Not our value judgment, but KJBs). It likely doesn't compute after this hyper vigilant state of uber purity to now accepting "gently used "born again virgins.  

Is this because Boob is relaxing the rules out of necessity or is it because he's desperate to marry those girls off? I'd like to believe he's had an epiphany and has decided to use common sense, but I think it's more about the gravy train. 

Buy used -- save the Jinger!

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Arwen Evenstar

Arwen Evenstar

On July 14, 2016 at 5:06 PM, BitterApple said:

Can manage a household? Shouldn't that have been Michelle's job as a mother? How old was Jana at the time, 12? Freaking pathetic.

This explains all these trips to JTTH...no doubt Jana realized how unfair this was, but in Gothard World, she was told she "needed to work on her attitude". Sorry if I double posted this.

 

1 hour ago, MamaMax said:

Buy used -- save the Jinger!

I LOVE it!!!

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MunichNark

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13 hours ago, Lady Edith said:

I was searching online for info (there seems to be a drought these days) and found an article on the Syracuse.com website.  Here is the link:

http://www.syracuse.com/celebrity-news/index.ssf/2016/06/jinger_duggar_dating_jeremy_vuolo_syracuse_soccer_tlc.html

the funniest thing was this little blurb...sometimes typos are the best part of a story.

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I nearly spit out my focaccia right now.....................wuahahahahahahahaha

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Lady Edith

Lady Edith

4 hours ago, MunichNark said:

I nearly spit out my focaccia right now.....................wuahahahahahahahaha

I was surfing the net via phone and half-watching my DVRd Breaking Amish episodes when I originally saw this article.  I burst out laughing and scared my cat, who was sitting on my lap.  She dug her claws into my leg before she jumped off.  The pain was so worth it...?  Seewalad and Dullard...priceless.

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Muffyn

Muffyn

I have  become so accustomed to the way we write about them, I didn't notice the names at first.  I was very concerned, however, that Josh had been cheating on his porn addiction.  Was he was he watching too many cat videos? 

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Arwen Evenstar

Arwen Evenstar

5 minutes ago, Muffyn said:

I have  become so accustomed to the way we write about them, I didn't notice the names at first.  I was very concerned, however, that Josh had been cheating on his porn addiction.  Was he was he watching too many cat videos? 

Yeah...cat videos...we all know he was trying to get a little kitty on the Internet...???

(....trudges off to prayer closet)

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Missy Vixen

Missy Vixen

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Is this because Boob is relaxing the rules out of necessity or is it because he's desperate to marry those girls off? I'd like to believe he's had an epiphany and has decided to use common sense, but I think it's more about the gravy train. 

He's not going to find a male in his mid-20's that is still a virgin. I apologize in advance to anyone who may be offended by the following: Those who are are either in the closet or so repulsive that even the money-hungry KJB might think twice. At this point, he's forced to accept whoever he can attract, and I bet the pickings are fairly slim. (Said it before, I'll say it again: Who'd want KJB and J-Chelle for in-laws?)

Just throwing this one out here: A NFL QB famous for his religious beliefs and he and his fiancee's "celibacy pact" got married last week. They were married on Wednesday. After spending one night alone together, they have been on a whirlwind tour of high-profile media appearances. In other words, there sure hasn't been a lot of "alone time" for two people who waited in excess of a year.

It's possible that many people can't afford a honeymoon or choose to take one later, but most newlyweds (or anyone crazy in love) can't keep their hands off of their spouse or even a girlfriend/boyfriend they're really in love with. It's ridiculous to expect celibacy from those old enough to run their own lives.

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

It's almost time for summer camp, so I imagine Russell Wilson and Ciara are saving their honeymoon for next winter when they can hit up a tropical resort, even on-season. I don't know what kept them from marrying earlier this summer or in the spring. But then, I don't make multi-millions a year, so my choices are much more limited. 

Is Tim Tebow still available? (just joking, I am pretty sure he has a girlfriend/fiancee)

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birkenstock

birkenstock

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Echoing others who hope Jeremy's "worldliness" doesn't bother Jinger.  However, it's so antithetical from what we've heard from this family.  J'Bob and Michelle are sick if they pushed this courtship for the redemption angle. Marriage should never be a ministry, we saw how well that worked out for Anna and the other Keller sisters. I wish it was that Jinger really was a rebel and found the man she wanted to marry regardless of his past. Instead, it's because Jeremy was attracted to her meekness.

Ciara and Russell Wilson are on the media tour together.  They have the opportunity for more "alone time" than most couples, but I can see what you're saying. Even the Bates and Duggar couples were off alone for extended time. The timing of the wedding may have been related to her disputes with her ex (child custody and a defamation of character lawsuit) or they were simply tired of waiting.  

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Tabbygirl521

Tabbygirl521

4 minutes ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

Sorry, who are Clara and Russel Wilson? Could someone please fill me in?

Russell Wilson is the Seattle Seahawks' star quarterback. Ciara is a singer. They have been engaged for quite awhile, claiming to be celibate. Yeah, I can see deferring the official honeymoon but you would think they would be spending some serious private time together right after the wedding...

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

Well, Ciara has a kid or kids from a prior relationship, and Wilson is pushing 30 and been on his own for years with his values. I remember AC Green from the Lakers held out until he got married at 37! As a star athlete with beautiful women throwing themselves at you like pieces of candy, I commend their strength. What Jeremy faced as a soccer player at a small college with one year at a Division 1 school, followed by a mediocre (at best) pro career, I don't think the level of groupies was anything close to what Wilson or Green experienced. I don't know how big soccer is that far north, but I think there are several other sports whose jocks would get co-ed attention before the soccer team. 

That said, I think Jeremy's been around the block a few times during the time when he fell off the fundie wagon in late high school and college. 

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GeeGolly

GeeGolly

On 7/14/2016 at 5:13 PM, larfs said:

 

I have a similar shape/frame as Jinger.  The delivery of my first born was not pretty, and he was only around 7 1/2 lbs. Jinger does not have the same hips/pelvis as some of her sisters, and they produce large babies. I hope she has a hospital birth.

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charmed1

12 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

Well, Ciara has a kid or kids from a prior relationship, and Wilson is pushing 30 and been on his own for years with his values. I remember AC Green from the Lakers held out until he got married at 37! As a star athlete with beautiful women throwing themselves at you like pieces of candy, I commend their strength. What Jeremy faced as a soccer player at a small college with one year at a Division 1 school, followed by a mediocre (at best) pro career, I don't think the level of groupies was anything close to what Wilson or Green experienced. I don't know how big soccer is that far north, but I think there are several other sports whose jocks would get co-ed attention before the soccer team. 

That said, I think Jeremy's been around the block a few times during the time when he fell off the fundie wagon in late high school and college. 

Russell Wilson was actually married before. Not too long ago, as a matter of fact. Ciara is his second wife.

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birkenstock

birkenstock

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Idk if born again virgin applies to Russell Wilson. He and his ex waited until marriage and then he was celibate after they divorced.  Unconfirmed rumor was that his ex wife cheated on him with a teammate.  Unless he was lied for whatever reason, he never had sex outside of marriage.  ETA: Actually, would that count as a born again virgin? I've never heard him discount his first marriage or anything. If the rumors were true about his ex cheating, he actually had biblical justification for ending the marriage (not that they would need such a reason to get divorced).

Sean Lowe (from the Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars) is more applicable to Jeremy.  He had a typical college social life, I think he played college football, and then became a born again virgin when he wanted to settle down and get married . It was a big deal when he was on the Bachelorette and his season of the Bachelor - even got a wedding special out of it.  Maybe Jeremy will follow in Sean Lowe's footsteps and be the Duggar to go on Dancing with the Stars.

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Missy Vixen

Missy Vixen

19 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

It's almost time for summer camp, so I imagine Russell Wilson and Ciara are saving their honeymoon for next winter when they can hit up a tropical resort, even on-season. I don't know what kept them from marrying earlier this summer or in the spring. But then, I don't make multi-millions a year, so my choices are much more limited. 

Is Tim Tebow still available? (just joking, I am pretty sure he has a girlfriend/fiancee)

Sew Sumi, I don't buy it. IMHO of course. The wedding didn't take five minutes to plan. After all the yapping about celibacy, it's amazing that they spent one night together and flew back to the US less than 24 hours later to a slew of media commitments. There have been multiple appearances every day since they came back to the US. Something is not right.

Tebow has also been featured on Crazy Days and Nights. The site's writer has mentioned previously that he is not as pure as he wants people to believe he is.

Personal to the young Mr. Vuolo: You'd better make sure your ducks are in a row, dearie. The media never sleeps. You might also want to take a look at how quickly they'll unearth information you've forgotten about.

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CofCinci

CofCinci

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Question -- When did Jeremy become involved with this family? Surely he became friendly long before the missioncation where he "met" Jinger. 

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Churchhoney

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17 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

Question -- When did Jeremy become involved with this family? Surely he became friendly long before the missioncation where he "met" Jinger. 

In spring 2015 or thereabouts he supposedly encountered Bin (and Jessa, I guess), or so the story goes, as I recall. There are accounts of what's been said about this on here somewhere. In Sweet Fellowship or the Seewald thread, I'm guessing.

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flyingdi

flyingdi

45 minutes ago, louannems said:

http://zedicy542.blogspot.ca/

I have no idea of the authenticity of this woman's blog.  She seems super fundie and claims she knows the Duggars .  I found this on the FG board.

This woman's blog and possibly herself are odd.  "My husband plants his seed inside me and soon it begins to sprout?"  Eww, yuck.  Way to take the sexiness out of sex, sister!  Plus I want to know more about Ben being the only one angry with Josh, darn it.

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larfs

larfs

Im leaning towards satire... ''A friend of mine and I were talking today. I mentioned I had the worst yeast infection of my life. She mentioned that at work she has noticed women buying yeast infection products like crazy.
Ladies, I know it hurts. I know it itches. But try to hold out a little. It will clear up on its own. If it isn't cleared up in two weeks, try natural cures. In all seriousness, medicine is bad for you. You only need natural herbs, and lots of prayer. Its only a yeast infection.''

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Arwen Evenstar

Arwen Evenstar

49 minutes ago, ariel said:

She refers to Jeremy as "fine young specimen"? 

Another crazy Fundy with a naming theme for her gazillion kids. She's a Duggar Hugger for sure.

So she thinks she has inside info on the engagement and she's such close friends that she can leak this before the Duggars announced it...really?

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Churchhoney

Churchhoney

5 hours ago, flyingdi said:

This woman's blog and possibly herself are odd.  "My husband plants his seed inside me and soon it begins to sprout?"  Eww, yuck.  Way to take the sexiness out of sex, sister!  Plus I want to know more about Ben being the only one angry with Josh, darn it.

This blog is either phony or "odd" doesn't begin to describe it. Here's an entry from 2014. Very very hard to imagine that this isn't satire (and it's even odd as satire, actually ...)    http://zedicy542.blogspot.ca/search?updated-min=2014-01-01T00:00:00-06:00&updated-max=2015-01-01T00:00:00-06:00&max-results=50    :

"This, ladies, is why you need to submit as much as you can to your husbands.

"My husband complained that I have not been properly submitting to his Authority, so things will soon be changing.

"I suppose this has something to do with last week when he told me to buy the Gain liquid detergent, and instead I bought the Purex powder because I am allergic to Gain.

"My blog is the only thing I am allowed to have to myself, and even then, my husband will keep a strict eye on it to make sure I am not speaking evil towards him behind his back.

"That must have something to do with me telling a friend of mine about the Gain/Purex debate.

"I am not to leave the house unless he says so. I am not allowed to make any dinner he does not tell me to make. I am not allowed to buy any food he doesn't pre approve. I am not allowed to do anything except feed and change babies without his permission. I even had to ask for permission to type up a blog post on submission.

"He says when Matthew gets older, I am supposed to submit to my own child. He thinks that the age of three will work. Troy trumps Matthew, but Matthew trumps me.

"I am telling you all of this so you can see what can happen if you try to make one decision on your own when your husband has told you to do something else.

"From now on, we use Gain. And I am not allowed to scratch."

4 hours ago, ariel said:

She refers to Jeremy as "fine young specimen"? 

Maybe Michelle is the author.

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CofCinci

CofCinci

Maybe Michelle is the author.

Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson. 

You know she lusts after her daughters' partners -- except for Derick because he's not attractive in any sphere or sense. 

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