S06.E17: Lymes In The Sand

[Tara Ariano]

Yolanda receives a Lyme disease awareness award at a ritzy New York gala. Later, the ladies depart for Dubai. They must adapt to Dubai's culture as they marvel at the city and their hotel rooms, yet certain doubts arise courtesy of Lisa Rinna.

[nowcheckthat]

 

Lymes in The Sand

 

Edited March 21, 2016 by nowcheckthat

[Long Spot]

I'm starting to suspect the powers that be who name the episodes might just be reading here.  LMAO

[nowcheckthat]

I'm starting to suspect the powers that be who name the episodes might just be reading here.  LMAO

I'm here for the season finale 'Yoliar liar'

[Wings]

Hysterical!  I want to meet the person who created that title.  

[Wings]

On my DIRECTV guide it says that Kyle's doubts about Yo are erased after the Lyme Gala. Rinna brings up some doubts (yay!).  There ya go, we have a little action.  They have to stop cursing and dress modestly.  That might have some comic relief.  And good luck with that ladies! 

Edited March 22, 2016 by wings707

[ihartcoffee]

My husband said he is waiting for Kyle to scream 'it's all for you Damien'!

[crgirl412]

LVP: "Kyle, you did something right for once!"

 

WTF??   What a bitch. 

[Straycat80]

#getoffmyTVBrandi. #STFUBrandi.

[b2H]

I am so f'ing tired of the whole Munchausen story line that has been so misrepresented for the entire season. It needs to stop already.

And Brandi, before you get off my TV screen forever, don't be casting stones about wearing wigs, you twerp. You are still vile and worthless, so have a seat. Over there. Out of the range of humanity.

[urusai]

LOL!  Muumuu Vanderpump.

[Bronzedog]

I kind of hate Erica.

[Wings]

It isn't on here yet, more details please!!!   

 

 

ETA, OMG is starts here at 6pm!!  I can watch it now. 

Edited March 23, 2016 by wings707

[Umbelina]

Finally Dubai porn!  So happy, just skip the phony drama ladies and let us vicariously enjoy this.

 

Loved what Lisa said about telling her children she loved them everyday.  Awww  Nice car!

 

That was a huge group at the Lyme thing, knowing people who suffer with Lyme, I'm glad it's getting attention, even if it is only on this show.

 

Poor Brandi, off the show and missed Dubai.  She looked good, whatever she's doing,she needs to keep it up.  The whole David and Yolanda thing is sad, was he the only one faking this relationship, ala Kelsey?  The show adding the low music bumps, yeah, we all know show.  They are over.  I don't want to hear any more about Munchhausen.  Over it.  Does Rinna wear a wig?

 

Well, finally, we really get to see how the other 1% lives tonight, this makes Beverly Hills look like a middle class neighborhood.    I'm so not surprised Eileen took the aquarium room, I bet it's very peaceful and soothing there.

 

Smart of the hotel to arrange a dinner for these bozos away from the other guests, not that they had a choice, since I'm sure it's hard to get people who can afford this kind of thing to agree to Bravo cameras filming them.  I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of those.  Anyone know how long they are staying?

 

Finally, a time when Muumuus look appropriate.  Personally, I love them too, in the right place.  Lisa's looked fab. 

 

Erika looks like a hooker in the preview for WWHL tonight.  OMG, lay off the extensions and eyeliner hon.  It's OJ night, so I'll miss it, I hope she says something interesting this time.

 

Lisa wasn't being a bitch to Kyle, that's just her sense of humor.

Edited March 23, 2016 by Lisin
please don't use the word "tranny" it's offensive.

[ihartcoffee]

The hotel is so gorgeous! I'd want that underwater room.

[motorcitymom65]

Please, more of LVP and Kyle doing anything. They are just entertaining to watch when they are together. They might not always get along, but they radiate warmth and actual friendship (the good and the bad of it all) when they are together.

[Wings]

I haven't worn any make up in 11 months says Yo.  Yes she has!  We see her in her THs with it on.  

[Umbelina]

This is the hotel I google-earthed the other night, on the man made islands they call The Palm.  It looks so cool.  So very pretty.  Kyle picked out a nice Muumuu for Kathryn too, not QUITE as nice, but still nice, and the color looks good on her.  Erika looks so much better without the whore makeup on, and I love the shocking pink on her. 

 

Oh Rinna, shut the fuck up!  You don't need to bring up Yolanda every fucking minute the camera is on you.  SHUT UP!  She's the issue this season, and the reason it's all-Lyme all the time.  She never shuts up about it.  Kim and Brandi are gone, so she simply must gossip and bore us silly about Yolanda.  SHUT UP!  You are in Dubai, and we'd like to enjoy it as well. 

 

Why must she ruin this trip too?  I am beginning to seriously dislike her.  Harpy.  Talk about something else, ANYTHING else.  Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Looks like the didn't get to take the cool plane with the bars, beds, spas, and media center.  That's too bad on such a very long trip.  I'm amazed the women are still standing though, those are long flights.  I wonder if they gave them a day off, and this dinner wasn't really the first one?

Edited March 23, 2016 by Umbelina

[Snappy]

I fast forwarded thought the gala. Couldn't do it fast enough. Have no interest in more of Yolanda's self agrandization.

Brandi and Yo are made for each other. Both idiots!

I think LVP was being sarcastic when she said Kyle did something right.

Forgot to add that it was totally obvious David had checked out and had no interest in Yo and her journey.

LVP looks beautiful in her muumuu.

[Umbelina]

Seriously Lipsa, you were ENRAGED?  Because Yolanda went to a birthday lunch with Brandi and Kim? 

 

Find a life woman.  There are things in the world worth becoming ENRAGED about.  This isn't one of them.  She's such a little producer's shill, now trying to stir up shit for Kathryn about Erika's dinner.

 

I agree with Erika!  Shut up and enjoy this place, why must everything be such a drag all the damn time with the same damn made up fights. 

 

Oh goody, a preview of Lipsa starting at least two more fights.  Yeah, I knew they'd ruin this, with Bravo's prompting.  They want another Dinner From Hell so bad that they are wrecking this show with this nonsense.  Buy a vowel Bravo, fun and extravagant can bring in viewers too.  Join us in 2016, and update your damn look.  Try something fresh and new, at least once in a while. 

 

What a waste of a fabulous setting so far.  I would have rather seen Lisa in that giant bathtub with champagne giggling with another wife or two.

[crgirl412]

Finally Dubai porn!  So happy, just skip the phony drama ladies and let us vicariously enjoy this.

 

Loved what Lisa said about telling her children she loved them everyday.  Awww  Nice car!

 

That was a huge group at the Lyme thing, knowing people who suffer with Lyme, I'm glad it's getting attention, even if it is only on this show.

 

Poor Brandi, off the show and missed Dubai.  She looked good, whatever she's doing,she needs to keep it up.  The whole David and Yolanda thing is sad, was he the only one faking this relationship, ala Kelsey?  The show adding the low music bumps, yeah, we all know show.  They are over.  I don't want to hear any more about Munchhausen.  Over it.  Does Rinna wear a wig?

 

Well, finally, we really get to see how the other 1% lives tonight, this makes Beverly Hills look like a middle class neighborhood.    I'm so not surprised Eileen took the aquarium room, I bet it's very peaceful and soothing there.

 

Smart of the hotel to arrange a dinner for these bozos away from the other guests, not that they had a choice, since I'm sure it's hard to get people who can afford this kind of thing to agree to Bravo cameras filming them.  I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of those.  Anyone know how long they are staying?

 

Finally, a time when Muumuus look appropriate.  Personally, I love them too, in the right place.  Lisa's looked fab. 

 

Erika looks like a tranny hooker in the preview for WWHL tonight.  OMG, lay off the extensions and eyeliner hon.  It's OJ night, so I'll miss it, I hope she says something interesting this time.

 

Lisa wasn't being a bitch to Kyle, that's just her sense of humor.

I loved the suites!!  It did make them look middle class!!  I can't imagine Ho'wives dinners going over very well in Dubai!!  The sad music was a bit much during the Yo and David scene.  I think LVP makes passive-aggressive comments to those who she knows won't stand up for themselves (Kyle).  Rinna doesn't wear a wig, does she?  I don't think so.     

Edited March 23, 2016 by crgirl412

[Wings]

Rinna definitely does not wear a wig.  

LVP: "Kyle, you did something right for once!"

 

WTF??   What a bitch. 

 

 

That was humor. :-)

Edited March 23, 2016 by wings707

[Straycat80]

I want LVP to adopt me. Nice car!!!

Two words I never want to hear again after this season: Munchhausens and Lymes Disease. Ugh!

I used to like Lisa R. But she really is a Debbie downer this season. Just shut up already!

Why does Erika have to have three...THREE! Gay guys to do her hair and make up at all times? And why didn't she have make up on at the hummus party? Because those guys weren't there yet and she can't put her makeup on herself? Over her.

Loved the Dubai porn, what a great hotel! And loved the muumuu's too.

Erika is on Miss Andy's show right now, she looks like a hooker. She actually looks better with makeup on though.

[Pickles]

LVP looked really pretty with her hair up and her muumuu. What has Brandi done to her face? She is looking like a Kardashian. I don't like the overalls Eileen wears. Would those be comfortable for almost 24 hours of plane travel?

[Mozelle]

How...something or other that Erika gets to have an opinion about LVP, but she gets bothered by Rinna having an opinion on the ways Yolanda manipulates whatever it is that's she's ill with.

 

Speaking of--I don't know what to make of these claims that the non-Gigis were diagnosed with chronic Lyme three years ago. Hunh? Maybe my understanding of Lyme contraction is outmoded, but I was certain that humans got it from infected ticks that latch onto the skin. So both the non-Gigis were bitten by ticks at around the same time three years back? *side eye*

 

I was also side-eyeing those flashbacks to Yolanda's thin-ass, ratty-ass looking weaves. Woooo! Thanks to her stylist for finally being inspired by Claire Underwood.

 

Lastly, those suites in Dubai were fan-fucking-tastic! I sometimes feel guilty for admiring all things Dubai-related because who knows how many or which workers were exploited in the creation of these beautiful spaces, but dammit if those spaces aren't gorgeous.

Edited March 23, 2016 by Mozelle

[Neeners]

So many talking heads of LVP saying something along the line of "it better be a good trip" or "maybe it's going to be a good trip". Holy foreshadowing, Batman. But I will say that I thought she looked SO much better with her hair back. Gorgeous, frankly. Speaking of style...what was up with Eileen and the overalls? Very strange choice. 

[nexxie]

The muumuus and jewelry were great - they all looked gorgeous.

Amazing hotel!

[Miss Slay]

My read is that Lisa Rinna really wants to stay on this show. Badly. She'd do almost anything and the others are seeing that. They are probably surprised that an actress like herself is so desperate to stay on a reality show. Because I can not believe that she seriously cares if Yolanda hangs out with Brandi and Kim.

 

I think Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump have always had a good relationship with her and even they are shocked by how far she is willing to go.

[Straycat80]

I haven't worn any make up in 11 months says Yo.  Yes she has!  We see her in her THs with it on.

She also said something about living in her bathrobe for the past 14 months. That's a lie too.

[homeperm]

How...something or other that Erika gets to have an opinion about LVP, but she gets bothered by Rinna having an opinion on the ways Yolanda manipulates whatever it is that's she's ill with.

 

Speaking of--I don't know what to make of these claims that the non-Gigis were diagnosed with chronic Lyme three years ago. Hunh? Maybe my understanding of Lyme contraction is outmoded, but I was certain that humans got it from infected ticks that latch onto the skin. So both the non-Gigis were bitten by ticks at around the same time three years back? *side eye*

 

I was also side-eyeing those flashbacks to Yolanda's thin-ass, ratty-ass looking weaves. Woooo! Thanks to her stylist for finally being inspired by Claire Underwood.

 

Lastly, those suites in Dubai were fan-fucking-tastic! I sometimes feel guilty for admiring all things Dubai-related because who knows how many or which workers were exploited in the creation of these beautiful spaces, but dammit if those spaces aren't gorgeous.

I nominate you for Mayor of the RHOBH.

[nexxie]

LVP looked really pretty with her hair up and her muumuu. What has Brandi done to her face? She is looking like a Kardashian. I don't like the overalls Eileen wears. Would those be comfortable for almost 24 hours of plane travel?

Brandi definitely had some work done!

[homeperm]

How...something or other that Erika gets to have an opinion about LVP, but she gets bothered by Rinna having an opinion on the ways Yolanda manipulates whatever it is that's she's ill with.

 

Speaking of--I don't know what to make of these claims that the non-Gigis were diagnosed with chronic Lyme three years ago. Hunh? Maybe my understanding of Lyme contraction is outmoded, but I was certain that humans got it from infected ticks that latch onto the skin. So both the non-Gigis were bitten by ticks at around the same time three years back? *side eye*

 

I was also side-eyeing those flashbacks to Yolanda's thin-ass, ratty-ass looking weaves. Woooo! Thanks to her stylist for finally being inspired by Claire Underwood.

 

Lastly, those suites in Dubai were fan-fucking-tastic! I sometimes feel guilty for admiring all things Dubai-related because who knows how many or which workers were exploited in the creation of these beautiful spaces, but dammit if those spaces aren't gorgeous.

Actually, if you have time, how about Supreme Ruler? 'Cause you rule.

[WireWrap]

LVP: "Kyle, you did something right for once!"

 

WTF??   What a bitch. 

LisaV and Kyle joke like that all the time. LOL

 

I haven't worn any make up in 11 months says Yo.  Yes she has!  We see her in her THs with it on.  

Didn't she also say she hasn't worn anything other than her white robe for 11 months and hasn't had Botox in 3 years? R.I.G.H.T!! LOL

[Snappy]

I guess Erica's incapable of doing her own makeup since her guys hadn't arrived yet and she wore no make up to dinner.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Dear Ashley from RHoPotomac, see this ep for Girls Beach Weekend !

[AttackTurtle]

I am so irritated that they wasted time on Yolanda and Brandi once the rest of the girls were in Dubai. I was so excited to see the Dubai trip finally and to get Brandi and Yolanda instead was awful.

[sistermagpie]

It's almost impressive watching LisaR try to work up some passion about whether Yolanda didn't go to dinner at somebody else's house. When the person herself doesn't care. Of course, if LisaR was at that banquet she probably would have been crying along with Kyle about how now she suddenly understood. Which didn't make sense either, really. I mean, it's not like Lyme Disease itself was ever questioned here. You can know how terrible Lyme disease is and respect people having it and still note the many times Yolanda is lying. When Yolanda announced her kids were diagnosed with "chronic lyme" I seriously wanted somebody to protest!

 

Erika was also ridiculous acting like Yolanda's big protector since she let everybody talk just fine at that notorious dinner so she could report it rather than defend Yolanda's honor.

 

Of course the other person keeping the feud is Yolanda reminding us again that Brandi "shows up" and apparently is helping her move (um, no she's not). So we get the Munchhausen's again.

 

So as I understand it Eileen's problem after the beach was that she doesn't like Lisa doubting Yolanda at all (even though it seemed like that was Lisa's whole point) and would prefer that she accuse Lisa of making her doubt Yolanda?

[BlackMamba]

This episode was whether boring IMO.

Loved the Dubai suites. Bravo really cracked open the checkbook and credit cards for this trip! Thanks.

LVP needs to wear her hair up more often. It brings out her radiance. And the muumuus, Kyle must was in heaven! She loves wearing oversized clothes so this was a treat. LVP definitely had the best muumuu.

Ok Kyle got on my nerves trying to be all guilt trippy and pLay victim. She tends to get sucked in the vortex quickly when it comes to Lemonlymes bullshit. I just needed her to shut up.

Brandi, I must say, her hair looked fantastic in her talking head tonight. That's the best I ever seen her look. She did tickle me how she was coming for Lisar's hair and how skinny she is. LVP even said Rinna is so skinny she could escape quicker out the prison bars. LOL.

Lisar is dramatic but I like her how honest she is in her talking heads especially when it came to Lemonlymes. I just wish she was more up front to these women faces about how she feels. Erika is so far up Lemons ass I can't with her. She and Lemons "friendship" is such bs. Lemons don't even vieww her on the same level as friend as Brandi/Kim but she bends over backwards to defend her.

Next week looks more fun. Eileen will be using the fingerpointing on LVP. These women in this franchise simply love to fingerpoint.

Edited March 23, 2016 by BlackMamba

[WireWrap]

During the Lyme Gala they, production, subtitled Kathryn saying that LisaV has also been questioning Yolanda like LisaR has been and that really surprised me. Thankfully, Kathryn corrected that editing trick production played on us, although, it could cost her, her HW job/paycheck . From her blog tonight..........

 

"When we were sitting at the table Kyle, Erika and I were talking about the comments that were made on Yolanda's appearance. Kyle said that she felt horrible about it and then there was a subtitle of me saying "that Vanderpump and Rinna did it too." This is about comments made on Yolanda's lack of makeup, not about Munchhausen's. No one thinks Yolanda has Munchausen's. This was a term that Rinna repeated, much to her regret, but let me be clear...Kyle nor Lisa VDP ever said that Yolanda has or had Munchausen's."

 

Oh, and LisaR is back peddling like mad in her blog this week and sadly, there is even a blog from Brandi. :((((((

[WaltersHair]

Eileen must have thought they were going to Mountain DEWbai with that recycled Mr. Green Jeans outfit.

 

Lisa looked beautiful in that mu-mu and without her 80's hair. She needs to put that 'do into heavy rotation.

I made a bowl of cereal for all the Yolanda and Brandi conversations. Glad Brandi is on that Lyme journey to nowhere with Yolanda. They can just ride off into the green sunset together.

MUST have aquarium room. I'd sleep in area.

[Umbelina]

The bottom line is, if Lipsa would keep them shut, we would have had very, very little of Yolanda this year. 

[Rainny]

I want LVP to adopt me. Nice car!!!

Two words I never want to hear again after this season: Munchhausens and Lymes Disease. Ugh!

I used to like Lisa R. But she really is a Debbie downer this season. Just shut up already!

Why does Erika have to have three...THREE! Gay guys to do her hair and make up at all times? And why didn't she have make up on at the hummus party? Because those guys weren't there yet and she can't put her makeup on herself? Over her.

Loved the Dubai porn, what a great hotel! And loved the muumuu's too.

Erika is on Miss Andy's show right now, she looks like a hooker. She actually looks better with makeup on though.

 

Can we add my journey, lyme journey, discrediting my journey, basically anything with journey to that list? 

[WireWrap]

It's almost impressive watching LisaR try to work up some passion about whether Yolanda didn't go to dinner at somebody else's house. When the person herself doesn't care. Of course, if LisaR was at that banquet she probably would have been crying along with Kyle about how now she suddenly understood. Which didn't make sense either, really. I mean, it's not like Lyme Disease itself was ever questioned here. You can know how terrible Lyme disease is and respect people having it and still note the many times Yolanda is lying. When Yolanda announced her kids were diagnosed with "chronic lyme" I seriously wanted somebody to protest!

 

Erika was also ridiculous acting like Yolanda's big protector since she let everybody talk just fine at that notorious dinner so she could report it rather than defend Yolanda's honor.

 

Of course the other person keeping the feud is Yolanda reminding us again that Brandi "shows up" and apparently is helping her move (um, no she's not). So we get the Munchhausen's again.

 

So as I understand it Eileen's problem after the beach was that she doesn't like Lisa doubting Yolanda at all (even though it seemed like that was Lisa's whole point) and would prefer that she accuse Lisa of making her doubt Yolanda?

 

I LOL when LisaR threw Kathryn under the bus to deflect Erika's displeasure at her about Yolanda missing the dinner. Loved that LisaV made nice with both Kathryn and Erika about the sniper/spider web comment to appease everyone and stop the bickering. LOL

Can we add my journey, lyme journey, discrediting my journey, basically anything with journey to that list? 

 

Don't forget "Friends, REAL friends"!

[Giselle]

This episode was whether boring IMO.

Loved the Dubai suites. Bravo really cracked open the checkbook and credit cards for this trip! Thanks.

LVP needs to wear her hair up more often. It brings out her radiance. And the muumuus, Kyle must was in heaven! She loves wearing oversized clothes so this was a treat. LVP definitely had the best muumuu.

Ok Kyle got on my nerves trying to be all guilt trippy and pLay victim. She tends to get sucked in the vortex quickly when it comes to Lemonlymes bullshit. I just needed her to shut up.

Brandi, I must say, her hair looked fantastic in her talking head tonight. That's the best I ever seen her look. She did tickle me how she was coming for Lisar's hair and how skinny she is. LVP even said Rinna is so skinny she could escape quicker out the prison bars. LOL.

Lisar is dramatic but I like her how honest she is in her talking heads especially when it came to Lemonlymes. I just wish she was more up front to these women faces about how she feels. Erika is so far up Lemons ass I can't with her. She and Lemons "friendship" is such bs. Lemons don't even vieww her on the same level as friend as Brandi/Kim but she bends over backwards to defend her.

Next week looks more fun. Eileen will be using the fingerpointing on LVP. These women in this franchise simply love to fingerpoint.

 

 

 

It's a contract requirement to finger point, The Richard's sisters give classes to new housewives. Mandatory attendance.

[KFC]

The "who would you want as your cellmate?" scene was a fun moment of levity. For a brief moment I liked every single HW in that segment.

[Neeners]

What about that weird statement Yo made re: people who manipulate their thoughts before they speak? What the hell was she trying to say there? Was she trying to have a dig at LVP because she has a filter?

[BlackMamba]

It's a contract requirement to finger point, The Richard's sisters give classes to new housewives. Mandatory attendance.

Hehe, precisely. It's a prerequisite to earning from graduating HWs school.

[lunastartron]

Mozelle, to answer your question, Yolanda's present narrative (which has, um, evolved) is that she and the children contracted Lyme from "horse fly's." This is not recognized as a legitimate possibility by any medical authorities; ticks are indeed the sole conduits of transmission for the bacteria. Yolanda and Bella have also each provided wildly divergent timelines for their diagnoses and months of infection - like, Bella has said that she incurred those horse flies at the beginning of sophomore year in one interview and subsequently revised that to the end of junior year. More generally, I'd like to add that The Global Lyme Alliance is an exercise in narcissism and delusion underwritten by wealthy donors who contend, for example, that, contrary to all existing evidence affirmed by most medical practitioners and disease control centers, Lyme is sexually transmittable. One of the doctors Yo champions and lauded by the GLA has suggested a link between sleeping too close to microwaves and the development of Lyme. That this program has legitimized this organization with sympathetic commentary from Kathryn, Kyle, and Erika is appalling.

[BlackMamba]

What about that weird statement Yo made re: people who manipulate their thoughts before they speak? What the hell was she trying to say there? Was she trying to have a dig at LVP because she has a filter?

I think it was. Lemons will never get the foot off of LVP neck. But LVP is manipulative then surely Lemons is calculating.

[Wings]

This was a bit of a yawn for me.  Next week looks better.  I am not going to mention the 2 words I never want to hear again.   Stop it ladies, just stop it.  

Edited March 23, 2016 by wings707