Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

[Cetacean]

What a crock.  Shouldn't they at least have a question as to whether or not you have any allergies to mystery chemicals?

[Pickleinthemiddle]

4 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

“I’ve been learning”…………

Well, in her defense....until I watched a few people online, I would have never considered eating vegetables at breakfast.  Like chef AJ I think that's her name.  She said the average adult should be trying to consume 2-4 pounds of vegetables and fruit every day.  She said she frequently consumes at least a pound of vegetables at breakfast.  I've heard of the grated zucchini in oatmeal, but have never tried it. 

[GeeGolly]

Health assessment - Which Brown woman would you like to be suckered in by?

[Gramto6]

I often have vegetables at breakfast, in omelettes with peppers, onions, tomatoes (I know it is fruit) potatoes, garlic. Leftover stuffed bell pepper makes a good breakfast too.  I may have a quirky appetite, but I often have to force myself to eat, so anything that sounds good is what I eat (not zucchini oatmeal though).

[xwordfanatik]

I'm not as sloth-like as Janelle, but I don't have the gardening gene.  Our friend is nice enough to give us tomatoes, cucumbers, and corn.  People in the neighborhood leave zucchini in a box for all to take.  I took some last year on the way home, after my walk.  I made some quick bread with it, and shredded some for a pasta swap that I like to do.

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

From one of their groups. Quite the “health” assessment. 🤦‍♀️

Never would I ever fill out this info.  They probably inundate the fools that do, with Plexus emails making bogus claims.  Boo hiss!

[Grifter Lives]

Where to begin?

• If no response, message us after 48 hours.  If no response, message us on FB or IG after 72 hours.  Why not just message one or all of them (after you search for and find their addresses, since they don't bother to share) initially on Facebook or Instagram?  
• "I have read and understand," or "Option 2."  What is Option 2?  I guess you have to message at least twice on Days 2 & 3 of waiting to learn.
• "What country are you in?" That's for people who take this assessment while on international vacations.  And, if they live in Canada, wouldn't that be a hard stop, if Plexus is banned there.
• "There is no right or wrong" Brown to choose.  There are 4 Brown options, but only 3 choices of goals.  This should have been 4 If/Then statements (e.g., If you choose, 'I feel sluggish,' then you join Janelle.)
• "Please send me the combo options based on my answers above."  Then, why did anyone need to fill out a health assessment?  Or, maybe everyone gets that mysterious Option 2.
• No mention of a dildo incentive. . . 

Also, wasn't Aspyn shilling Plexus for a moment?  Maybe she's one of their downlines.

Edited June 18, 2022 by Grifter Lives

[deirdra]

54 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

• If no response, message us after 48 hours.  If no response, message us on FB or IG after 72 hours.  

Loved your whole synopsis, Grifter Lives.  I have never seen such instructions for anything I've ever enquired about.  If I didn't hear back, I'd assume they weren't interested in my business and go elsewhere!  If they are too lazy and need to be reminded to go back more than 48 or 72 hours to answer a request, and don't mind saying so, who would expect them to reliably process orders & shipments?  The mind boggles.

Edited June 19, 2022 by deirdra

[TurtlePower]

18 hours ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

Well, in her defense....until I watched a few people online, I would have never considered eating vegetables at breakfast.  Like chef AJ I think that's her name.  She said the average adult should be trying to consume 2-4 pounds of vegetables and fruit every day.  She said she frequently consumes at least a pound of vegetables at breakfast.  I've heard of the grated zucchini in oatmeal, but have never tried it. 

Janelle doesn’t have a defense. She’s a certified coach and is required to have higher level of knowledge because of that. It’s her job to know and adding veggies like this has been around a long time. She should have known this already, not just be “learning” it. 

Janelle needs a coach or trainer herself, she has no business pretending to be one — as she has shown us time and time again. And no one calls her out on it.  

[ginger90]

[Cetacean]

Tell us again about how Plexus conquers sugar cravings...

[Irate Panda]

On 6/18/2022 at 7:10 PM, Grifter Lives said:

Where to begin?

• If no response, message us after 48 hours.  If no response, message us on FB or IG after 72 hours.  Why not just message one or all of them (after you search for and find their addresses, since they don't bother to share) initially on Facebook or Instagram?  

If no response, DON’T message us after 48 hours, just Google the answer to your question, then send us a check 😊

[Sandy W]

15 minutes ago, Irate Panda said:

If no response, DON’T message us after 48 hours, just Google the answer to your question, then send us a check 😊

I want some cuttings or seeds from the money trees Janelle and Maddie seem to have growing in their gardens.

[laurakaye]

On 6/16/2022 at 8:47 PM, iwantcookies said:

Plexus infused oatmeal sounds delicious (I’m sure that’s the next recipe)

Especially if you like your oatmeal pink and enjoy drinking it from a suggestively-shaped tube.

[iwantcookies]

Is that zucchini ice cream? 
 

Nah of course not.

[Art Of Noiz]

Because i feel better when i eat gluten free, I have sliced zucchini lengthwise and  used as a substitute for lasagna noodles. It's not horrible.

[iwantcookies]

Hey J make my suggested recipe next!

[Gramto6]

3 hours ago, Art Of Noiz said:

Because i feel better when i eat gluten free, I have sliced zucchini lengthwise and  used as a substitute for lasagna noodles. It's not horrible.

I've done that and also done it with thin sliced eggplant as the noodles. Both work well.

Edited June 21, 2022 by Gramto6
typo

[deirdra]

I also use a spiralizer to make "spaghetti" noodles out of zucchini and use green cabbage sliced in various widths to make "fetticini" and "lasagna" noodles

[Gramto6]

I love my spiralizer!!

[ginger90]

On 6/1/2019 at 7:03 PM, ginger90 said:

Are you ready? 

Quoting myself because the conversation reminded me of this post. 😁

[iwantcookies]

Enough salt to kill ya ! Bon appetite! What not great advice from J ! 
 

People don’t listen to her she does not know what she is talking about.

[xwordfanatik]

47 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

Enough salt to kill ya ! Bon appetite! What not great advice from J ! 
 

People don’t listen to her she does not know what she is talking about.

I think that she reels in enough suckers, that she should be ashamed.  She isn't.

[ginger90]

[Absolom]

That's what they wore to a "black tie gala?"  Yikes.

[ginger90]

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

The name of the convention is IGNITE2022

they should have gone out back to the dumpsters and ignited those dresses 🔥

they just don’t have a clue and they don’t care 

[CalicoKitty]

Maddie wore a very tiny bikini on a public beach when she was very pregnant.  I'm not sure "good taste" is really in her vocabulary.

[Cetacean]

Oh, Maddie, just no.  That hideous outfit has not one redeeming feature.

And it looks like neither of them are wearing decent bras.  Foundation garments for your girls, girls.  Worth the cost.

Edited June 22, 2022 by Cetacean

[riverblue22]

I think Janelle looks pretty good and her dress is nice.

Maddie's dress is dreadful, as is her hair.  It makes her complexion look gray.  If she is pregnant maybe that excuses the horrible fit of the dress.

[GeeGolly]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

Ohio? JillR's Ohio? Oh my goodness. lol

[TurtlePower]

11 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

Holy cow.... what's going on with Maddies bust?  😳

And I' think @Gramto6 is RIGHT about her being pregnant, she has no waist and looks very full in the belly..... I can't believe she wore that dress it's HORRENDOUS in every way, fit, colour, style.. you name it that thing is ugly as hell.

I guess she needs to pop out another kid on TLC to pay down that mortgage.

Janelle is just as large as ever, so much for Plexus helping with her weight.

These women have no idea what looks good on them. No. Clue.

Janelle must think black is slimming, but she got an ill-fitting dress. A long sleeve sequin dress with a smaller, higher waist would have probably looked better on her. And with Maddie, I don’t even know where to begin. Poor color choice, wrong material, wrong fit.

Just because you like a dress doesn’t mean it will like you back. 

[iwantcookies]

They went to Ohio for the Plexus convention? Why ? It’s a waste of $ and time.

[iwantcookies]

15 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

A jug of wine and a plate of salami and crackers? 
 

A big pickle for Kody?

[lookeyloo]

Of all the looks Janelle has been seen in, this one to me isn't the worst.  I wonder if they shop in person or on line.  And does not LulaNo make pretty dresses?

[xwordfanatik]

The blue "mothers of the bride" dress with a matching frisbee hat, was worse.  It was Aspyn's weddingk.  So, she's looked worse than the black number above.

Now I wonder if Jilldo went, too!  Imagine meeting her there.  "shudders."

[Pickleinthemiddle]

16 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

The name of the convention is IGNITE2022

they should have gone out back to the dumpsters and ignited those dresses 🔥

they just don’t have a clue and they don’t care 

I would imagine more than anything, it's not having the money to go get a really nice dress.  Then having the money to have it altered to fit you properly.

I'm the same way.  Hard to find something that fits and looks good without altering.  Be glad if you can buy right off the rack and it looks great on you.  Plus not many of us would wear it more than once a year.  

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said:

The blue "mothers of the bride" dress with a matching frisbee hat, was worse.  It was Aspyn's weddingk.  So, she's looked worse than the black number above.

Now I wonder if Jilldo went, too!  Imagine meeting her there.  "shudders."

Janelle would really have to take it up a notch to wear something worse than the blue satin dress with frisbee hat. 😂

I also felt bad for Savanna in her shorts, blouse and black sweater at Maddie wedding, I mean come on it’s her only bio sister getting married and that’s the best they could come up with… poor kid.

[iwantcookies]

J hasn’t lost an ounce on miracle Plexus 🤣

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Maybe the Plexxus is defective, like the poison in it killed the tapeworm or something

[Irate Panda]

I’m guessing Janelle is hiding an adult beverage behind her back…probably doesn’t want Robyn running to Kody about it because al fresco season is upon us and Janelle will need her weenie pics with Kody for the Gram.

[iwantcookies]

On 6/21/2022 at 9:13 PM, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

Jill Rodrigues? Definitely not Dave he is even bigger than J!

[GeeGolly]

There are some really nice options out there Janelle and Maddie could have picked from.

[BradandJanet]

On 6/22/2022 at 4:22 AM, GeeGolly said:

Ohio? JillR's Ohio? Oh my goodness. lol

Jill went to the convention. She didn't get invited to the Black Tie dinner, but to the lower Winners Circle dinner. Anyway, Jill bragged that she didn't drink the wine and left because of the rowdy, obnoxious music. I imagine Maddie and Janelle stayed for the wine and music at their party. 

[ginger90]

* note: eligible to earn

[Natalie68]

On 6/21/2022 at 6:13 PM, ginger90 said:

I want to know what Janelle is hiding behind her back!

Btw, this black tie event is being held in Ohio.

So we have a bit of a cross over!  Jill Rodrigues from the Counting On forum was just at that dinner.  Hopefully Janelle and Madison stayed for the obnoxious music.  HA!

[GeeGolly]

50 minutes ago, Natalie68 said:

So we have a bit of a cross over!  Jill Rodrigues from the Counting On forum was just at that dinner.  Hopefully Janelle and Madison stayed for the obnoxious music.  HA!

I wonder how that works - the black tie dinner was the night before, but I'm guessing Janelle and Maddie are staying for the entire conference, so they were likely at the winners' dinner too. Or maybe not?

[Joan of Argh]

3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

* note: eligible to earn

I’m not sure I understand that, so only 362 of the 196,849 were eligible to earn?

I think it’s the “eligible to earn” that’s confusing me… I would have thought that anyone of the 196,849 who sells X amount of Plexus earns the Black Tie Gala, that’s how most sales incentive bonuses work. 🤷‍♀️

Edited June 23, 2022 by Joan of Argh

[laurakaye]

1 hour ago, Natalie68 said:

So we have a bit of a cross over!  Jill Rodrigues from the Counting On forum was just at that dinner.  Hopefully Janelle and Madison stayed for the obnoxious music.  HA!

Dang it!  I totally wanted a picture of JillRod grinning maniacally next to Janelle and Maddie!  Jill had to have known there were some Z-list reality celebs at this dinner.  She has a gift for sniffing out that kind of thing.

And you're telling me that there are 196,000 Plexus shillers in the USA??  Who are they selling to?  WHO?!??  Each other?  I do not understand any of this and heaven knows, I have listened and watched my share of MLM docs and podcasts.  How do these companies not implode upon themselves?

[Cetacean]

28 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

I’m not sure I understand that, so only 362 of the 196,849 were eligible to earn?

Maybe there are 362 top level grifters.  They get the money, the other 196K minions are toiling away making sure the top of the heap is "earning" while the slaves are turning over any money they make.

[Joan of Argh]

47 minutes ago, Cetacean said:

Maybe there are 362 top level grifters.  They get the money, the other 196K minions are toiling away making sure the top of the heap is "earning" while the slaves are turning over any money they make.

Exactly…. They’re painting a terrible picture

It’s an odd way to word it, with any sales incentive bonuses I’ve ever been involved in anyone who meets a certain level of sales wins the bonus, the vacation or whatever is being offered and the company wants as many people as possible to win because it’s good for their image.

the way that’s worded sounds horrible and not a good recruitment tool at all.