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From the start I thought "he/she's not Catholic" basted on a couple of things. I know not *all* Catholics are alike but I grew up Catholic in a county that's mainly Catholic, so my observations are based on that. First, most Catholics I've known do not call the weekly service "church." They say "Mass." Also, Catholics do not tend to be Bible quoters. 

 

Again, I'm not saying "All Catholics" I'm just saying based on my 46 years of experience. And it's odd that JO chose to make him Catholic if she's not. 

 

I grew up as an Episcopalian around a lot of Roman Catholics and I agree with you 100%.  I personally think she made "Sam" a Catholic just to accentuate the differences between her and him in her own mind as well as anyone who's reading her.  Just like he's a globe trotting executive and she's well, I can't find a better phrase for her than low class slug and troll.....

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Every update about the book ups the hilarity. She's so stupid she doesn't comprehend that when you start shoveling the shit this deep out in public, there WILL be people smart enough to see exactly how ignorant you really are.

Almost Meri'd. Just...wow.

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Is anyone here willing to give JO their credit card/paypal account info?  Then share all the juicy bits and half-truths with us?

 

 

 

The ending is not at all what you expect. It’s a huge twist and surprise.

Look at lil' M.Night Overton with her bag of tricks.  Jackie will reveal herself to be Sam, Lindsey, the young friend with the polygamist background, and probably all the other characters that interacted (mind-fucked) with Meri over the summer --- perhaps even Meri herself.

 

Did anyone ever see that terrible thriller with John Cusack and Amanda Peet called 'Identity'?  I don't want to spoil the ending for those who might watch it on a Netflix Lazy Sunday --- but that's what JO's book reminded me of.


How the Hell is this legal? Why have the Brown's not used legal means to stop JO from continuing the charade? Even the title of said book contains Meri's name. I don't get it.

Fair Use laws.  

 

One, I'm not even sure JO has actually written a book, but it is her story to tell too.  Can both sides even afford an attorney?  I'm not sure TLC attorneys would get involved in this either.

 

Warning:  JO is signing up "trolls" AKA people who question her story for gay porn emails.  Interesting that JO thinks the worst thing she could do to someone is send them gay porn.

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Is anyone here willing to give JO their credit card/paypal account info?  Then share all the juicy bits and half-truths with us?

 

Look at lil' M.Night Overton with her bag of tricks.  Jackie will reveal herself to be Sam, Lindsey, the young friend with the polygamist background, and probably all the other characters that interacted (mind-fucked) with Meri over the summer --- perhaps even Meri herself.

 

Did anyone ever see that terrible thriller with John Cusack and Amanda Peet called 'Identity'?  I don't want to spoil the ending for those who might watch it on a Netflix Lazy Sunday --- but that's what JO's book reminded me of.

Fair Use laws.  

 

One, I'm not even sure JO has actually written a book, but it is her story to tell too.  Can both sides even afford an attorney?  I'm not sure TLC attorneys would get involved in this either.

 

Warning:  JO is signing up "trolls" AKA people who question her story for gay porn emails.  Interesting that JO thinks the worst thing she could do to someone is send them gay porn.

Terribly good thriller with John Cusack, I'm sure you meant to say, because CAMPY, plus actually tense, with a fun twist and an ending that's awful and great...but I'm as big a fan of quirky films as I am of snarky internet forums. :D

M. Night Overton...you're good, C. Our friend JO is revving up her engine for a high speed, self-induced crash into a brick wall. I see her as a don't-burn-out-if-you-can-flame-out kind of gal.

I wouldn't trust JO with a single piece of information about me.  And I certainly don't want to add to her coffers which will just encourage her to think intelligent people (from this forum, of course) believe one single BS statement.

 

I get she'll get big bucks from selling names and addresses to one or several spammy groups.  After all, they are as morally corrupt as she is.

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I just read that this is the third PayPal account? WTH. I'm guessing the first PayPal account was in JO's name. Someone caught on and she quickly deleted that one. The second one was probably in a fake name and PayPal wouldn't allow it. The third one is most likely in a family member's name.

For a business wunderkid, I expect more from Sam.

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JO also said there is a new person in her life. Or something similar.

 

I suck up as much info as I can each time I go there so I won't feel compelled to go back. I really wish I could stop altogether. I'm doing better though, down to once a week.

 

I wonder if she has another one on the hook...perhaps of one her commenters? Isn't that how she is supposed to work? Picking another mark from info surrounding the latest one?

 

 

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I suspect the vast majority of her commenters are 100% fake/written by her. But judging from their FB feed, and the lingering existence of some "true believers," I bet there are one or two gullible enough to be buying into this insanity and (maybe) posting there.

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Honestly, if it was on Kindle, I might be tempted to buy it, just to read whatever outrageous fiction JO could spin.  I would even recap it here for y'all.  But there is no way I would buy it through one of his 17 PayPal accounts!

It’s an ebook first, because I am a first time author who clearly doesn’t know what he is doing. My publisher is hands off for the most part. They advise me but it’s mostly all about the money. My editor is M.I.A. I have had zero contact with her or heard from her in a short while so I don’t know if she is laughing so hard at my book that she disappeared off the face of the Earth, or she is stunned by my brilliance she can not find the words to describe how well I did?

 

THAT IS NOT WHAT A PUBLISHER DOES!  THEY PUBLISH THE DAMN BOOK!

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Who would be stupid enough to give JO access to their paypal information?!

 

I wonder if she's keeping the price of the e-book low to avoid any serious penalties for fraud - paypal takes that kind of thing seriously. I don't even think "Sam's" elite team of attorneys could handle that kind of litigation!

 

I think 99% of the comments on "Sam's" blog are JO, but I do think a couple of the commenters are actually real. That's scary.

 

I'm sure the e-book will be chock full of photos of Meri and "Sam" in happier times. Read: "Sam" will say he tried to upload the photos with the e-book, but his computer crashed, so what people will actually get will be something like '"Sister Wives" fan fiction. Which is something this world doesn't need.

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Honestly, if it was on Kindle, I might be tempted to buy it, just to read whatever outrageous fiction JO could spin.  I would even recap it here for y'all.  But there is no way I would buy it through one of his 17 PayPal accounts!

THAT IS NOT WHAT A PUBLISHER DOES!  THEY PUBLISH THE DAMN BOOK!

Thank you--gah, the relief of not having to all-caps that myself. What a dumb ox she is. If you "have a publisher" then you have a publishing contract with someone who actually, you know, publishes books. Also, (if you're reading this, Jackie, you scheming dimwit) every ebook you see on Amazon was either published by a publishing company, or was self published without a publisher. Ebooks are not the low-caste stepchildren of "real" books--they are simply the electronic version of the paper and glue book. Do you think the ebook of Stephen King's new book Bazaar of Bad Dreams was some crappy, bumbled version of the "real" book? Good god.

Publishers don't do "hands off" yet also advise. And if you actually conned someone into editing this mess with you, of course she or he has gone AWOL--with blog posts as bad as these, god alone knows what your [shudder] book must be like.

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JO is saying she has over 400 orders for the book. And someone named Wendy wants a refund. Which means nothing.

 

 I'm baffled by all of this. Imaginary friends, dogs, girlfriends, businesses, houses, planes (older ones, of course), sponsoring and educating a child, attorneys, editors, possible adoptions, Paypal accounts, commenters on her blog and now..orders for her book.  What could happen to a person to cause them to live like that?

 

Samuel says:
December 14, 2015 at 5:55 pm

Either one. There are no Wendys that pre ordered the book. We checked all 428 orders.

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I love south park too, but I think your on to something because I picture Jo(or whatever her name is) the same way! Lmao!

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"He" also refuses to include an excerpt of the book on the blog. 

 

There's only one way I can see for JO to get out of this...she's going to have to kill off Samuel J. Cooper in a spectacular fashion.  Probably while going to pick up his adopted twin boys. Of course, there will be no evidence of his death anywhere on the internet because, I don't know, trolls and privacy and whatnot.

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"He" also refuses to include an excerpt of the book on the blog. 

 

There's only one way I can see for JO to get out of this...she's going to have to kill off Samuel J. Cooper in a spectacular fashion.  Probably while going to pick up his adopted twin boys. Of course, there will be no evidence of his death anywhere on the internet because, I don't know, trolls and privacy and whatnot.

 

"Sam" will die on his way to pick up his adopted twin boys, giving his life to defend many innocent Americans from a terrorist attack. But before he does that, he will wrap up some "international business deals", blog, open several paypal accounts, cook a vegan meal, answer comments on his blog, write a book, volunteer at a soup kitchen, and go to church. After all, there are 24 hours in a day.

 

R.I.P., "Sam", you multi-tasking hero! The only thing you managed to not do in your lifetime is post photos of you & Meri together. *sniffle*

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There's no date on the Kendra/Meri texts -- so this communication may be from a time when Meri still thought that Sam and Lindsey were real. Intimate is just sexting and phone sex.

Kind of sad that Meri shares that she is miserable and believes that she can't leave Kody because of their religion. Honey, if God exists he is about love and wouldn't want you to have a miserable life.

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I don't understand what she means "the truth will get her sued". 

 

I don't understand the whole exchange, actually. 

 

I just read it and here's my take - I don't believe this exchange for a minute.  Kendra mentions Sam and Lindsay like they really exist.  Does Kendra really believe that Sam and Lindsay are two separate people and really exist like she refers to them here?  That may be the case which would explain why she's responding to "Meri" that way.  Also, why would JO have a copy of this exchange if it's for real?  I think Kendra was in an exchange with catfish JO, probably unknowingly.  JO was posing as Meri, and opened an account with her name and IM-ed Kendra with it.  It looks like this woman knows all about identity theft.  She probably IM-ed Kendra posing as Meri knowing that Kendra would buy it and would not want to have anything to do with Meri and tell her those things.

 

Option 2 is JO made the whole thing up and the responses are not really from Kendra either.

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I just read it and here's my take - I don't believe this exchange for a minute.  Kendra mentions Sam and Lindsay like they really exist.  Does Kendra really believe that Sam and Lindsay are two separate people and really exist like she refers to them here?  That may be the case which would explain why she's responding to "Meri" that way.  Also, why would JO have a copy of this exchange if it's for real?  I think Kendra was in an exchange with catfish JO, probably unknowingly.  JO was posing as Meri, and opened an account with her name and IM-ed Kendra with it. 

 

Well that certainly clears things up! LOL!

Just imagine what JO could do if she used her talents for good and not evil.

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JO has been busily digging her way into holes she has no idea how to climb out of. If the "Peter Principle"* has ever been a phenomenon, it's working in hyperdrive for JO right now. Just like the Browns, she successfully bullshitted her way to a point where she forgot she doesn't actually know everything about everything, and that if she climbs that tree high enough, her ass will be hanging out for everyone to see. With this "book" con, she's learning firsthand that she can't wing it without exposing her own ignorance.

*In business-ese, the Peter Principle is being promoted to one's highest level of incompetence.

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This has probably been discussed before but who is the guy whose picture JO used on her 'notbatmanyet' site?  Some actor?  Who?

That's the $64,000 question. Everyone wants to know, but because it's only a partial face, no one (that I've heard) has yet been able to make an ID. Meanwhile, JO conveniently never offers a full-face photograph, nor any photographic evidence of "him" with Meri.

The latest InTouch has an article that touches pretty heavily on this "book," and makes it very clear that it is "being written" by a non-existent person via crazy JO as ghost writer, so to speak. How does JO not implode from sheer embarrassment at this point? She must be well and truly insane.

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"Sam's" latest blog entry reveals that on top of his many achievements, he is also a pilot, and because the weather has been so bad in Chicago, he decided to wait to fly to Vegas, so I guess JO isn't killing him off yet.

Other highlights:

- "Sam" took 19 people (the Duggars?) to NC for Christmas.

- He has 4700 pre-orders for his book.

- He has a new lady-love (sorry, ladies! A hot commodity like "Sam" doesn't stay single for long!)

- His L.A. office is his smallest office, but they account for 65% of his business. Whatever that is.

- He will spend NYE in the VIP section of an exclusive Vegas club where everything will be comped, because DUH, he's SAM.

- His book will be released in the next two weeks.

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Also, Lindsey is engaged to a Bradley Cooper look alike. Apparently gorgeous men flock to the hambeast because of her great sense of humour.

I like to check Jackie's fake blog every few days to see if she killed Sam off or had him fake adopt or fake marry. Totally not expecting a fake engagement for one of her other fake personas.
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Sorry all. I got distracted by real life. Being an adult sucks sometimes.

 

JO uses other people's photos and information to catfish new victims. While looking for the model I remembered from before, I came across a tweet from someone who said that her brother's friend was one of JO's victims. She used a photo sent to her by the brother's friend where he met a now 29-year-old musician named Shaant Hacikyan out on the street, and had his photo taken with him. A few years ago Shaant had short hair, and she used some of his photos to catfish women, and apparently one or two was posted on her batman twitter, but was recognized as Shaant. An image search for Shaant Hacikyan link: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=shaant+hacikyan&qpvt=shaant+hacikyan&qpvt=shaant+hacikyan&FORM=IGRE

 

She also used some photos of the tight end for the Chicago Bears, Zach Miller, which were also recognized. Zach's twitter: https://twitter.com/ZMiller86

 

Several of the photos are of Rudy Otwell, and his model portfolio is here: http://www.maxtalent.com/models/model.cfm/Rudy-Otwell/0/id/255but I think the photos are from his instagram account and I didn't go look for it because he wasn't who I was looking for, and I was already bored by this story. I mean, if Meri was receiving photos of these men, they were obviously not the same person. And Rudy and Shaant would no way pass for 40. I don't think Zach would either, come to think about it.

 

The person I remembered was Nick Bateman. Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsNickBatemanInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nick__bateman/ Nick is also 29 and would not pass for 40. Someone had pulled some of the photos JO had posted, where she resized the photos to cut off the head of the person and showed them next to the photos from Nick's instagram. I couldn't find that blog now.

 

Meri was receiving tweets from at least June from people telling her JO was a con-artist, and someone actually named JO by name. I remember when "Sam" first started tweeting her it seemed clear that he was roping her in. He was talking about his girlfriend, but not linking to her. CJ said on her blog, something along the lines of, " I bet they break up soon" and I thought, yep. No one deserves to be manipulated like she was, but seeing the tweets to her informing her that he was not real, and her ignoring them make it a little hard to feel very bad for her. His entire story didn't make sense and she had to ignore an awful lot to keep going along with it.

 

ETA: I realize that Meri was groomed by a predator, and that causes you to overlook some obvious signs that something is wrong, but she was literally being smacked in the face by people on twitter and ignored it. They are so busy blocking anyone that posts anything other than love ya's that she probably just ignored them.

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Sorry all. I got distracted by real life. Being an adult sucks sometimes.

 

JO uses other people's photos and information to catfish new victims. While looking for the model I remembered from before, I came across a tweet from someone who said that her brother's friend was one of JO's victims. She used a photo sent to her by the brother's friend where he met a now 29-year-old musician named Shaant Hacikyan out on the street, and had his photo taken with him. A few years ago Shaant had short hair, and she used some of his photos to catfish women, and apparently one or two was posted on her batman twitter, but was recognized as Shaant. An image search for Shaant Hacikyan link: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=shaant+hacikyan&qpvt=shaant+hacikyan&qpvt=shaant+hacikyan&FORM=IGRE

 

She also used some photos of the tight end for the Chicago Bears, Zach Miller, which were also recognized. Zach's twitter: https://twitter.com/ZMiller86

 

Several of the photos are of Rudy Otwell, and his model portfolio is here: http://www.maxtalent.com/models/model.cfm/Rudy-Otwell/0/id/255but I think the photos are from his instagram account and I didn't go look for it because he wasn't who I was looking for, and I was already bored by this story. I mean, if Meri was receiving photos of these men, they were obviously not the same person. And Rudy and Shaant would no way pass for 40. I don't think Zach would either, come to think about it.

 

The person I remembered was Nick Bateman. Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsNickBatemanInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nick__bateman/ Nick is also 29 and would not pass for 40. Someone had pulled some of the photos JO had posted, where she resized the photos to cut off the head of the person and showed them next to the photos from Nick's instagram. I couldn't find that blog now.

 

Meri was receiving tweets from at least June from people telling her JO was a con-artist, and someone actually named JO by name. I remember when "Sam" first started tweeting her it seemed clear that he was roping her in. He was talking about his girlfriend, but not linking to her. CJ said on her blog, something along the lines of, " I bet they break up soon" and I thought, yep. No one deserves to be manipulated like she was, but seeing the tweets to her informing her that he was not real, and her ignoring them make it a little hard to feel very bad for her. His entire story didn't make sense and she had to ignore an awful lot to keep going along with it.

 

ETA: I realize that Meri was groomed by a predator, and that causes you to overlook some obvious signs that something is wrong, but she was literally being smacked in the face by people on twitter and ignored it. They are so busy blocking anyone that posts anything other than love ya's that she probably just ignored them.

Thanks for the research!

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Also, Lindsey is engaged to a Bradley Cooper look alike. Apparently gorgeous men flock to the hambeast because of her great sense of humour.

A. I choked on my coffee with this, but have since recovered. B "Hambeast" is now my favorite epithet and I will use it forthwith, and until it becomes ragged with wear. Please accept this gift of the entire internet today.

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