winsomeone August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 Axel will need some serious work on his teeth after having that pacifier so long. Pediatricians around me want them removed once a child gets teeth period. 1 5 Link to comment
CouchTater August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 Is it just me, or does Caleb look a little cray-cray in the "my whole heart" pic? Yikes. 1 5 Link to comment
AZChristian August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 5 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said: Doctor: ok well Evangalynn is the newest one. Let’s start you on that, once a day. Side effects can be acne, weight gain and bloating...’ ...plus sore breasts and loss of sleep. Can I ride in your taxi to hell? 9 1 Link to comment
LoneWolf August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 13 hours ago, beagledog100 said: Evaginalynn So, we have: -Robyn's Areola -Maddie's Evaginalyn Next up: Penissa, Morgasm, Lydilabia, etc. I'll show myself out..... 16 1 Link to comment
Teafortwo August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 7 hours ago, CocoPuffs said: This. There’s a good chance Maddie won the election because she was the kid on TV. I don’t think she was incredibly smart or ambitious or anything, just popular. And I really hate to say that but deep down I think it’s the truth. I had my doubts she’d be a lawyer. And not that she can’t someday, but she just doesn’t seem like she’d have enough diligence and perseverance to go through all of that schooling. I could see a couple of the boys doing that, but none of the girls (so far). Unfortunately, Maddie has resigned herself to being a young mom who probably won’t ever have a career outside of the home. While that is also a much needed and admirable role to many, I think she feels like she let a lot of people (her “fans”) and maybe even herself down, especially since she talked so big. Now her entire identity is her family and she’s got to stay in their good graces and prove that she is perfectly content being “just a wife and mom.” Naming her sweet babe after Kody is her way of proving this to us - she’s happy and her family is the best - dammit. A real psychologist could have a field day with this family. Also, I bet Robyn is mad. She doesn’t have the baby boy or girl in the family anymore. Her kids won’t get all of Kody’s attention, and let’s be honest - their “lifestyle” is all about getting Papa’s attention by whatever means necessary: having the newest baby, posting flirty pics with other men, deciding to be gay for a while...) Love this post. Wonder if Kody will really be involved with the new kid, though - I don't see him leaving Robyn and their kids to schlep to NC. Guess it will have to wait til Maddie brings them to AZ. 5 Link to comment
Teafortwo August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, LoneWolf said: So, we have: -Robyn's Areola -Maddie's Evaginalyn Next up: Penissa, Morgasm, Lydilabia, etc. I'll show myself out..... I'll go with ya: Ovarialle, Gyneger (the middle 'e' is silent and the 'g's are soft); Clitalia and of course FT's little girl, Takoko. And don't forget, Chrisko. Anyone else? Edited August 31, 2019 by Teafortwo 7 2 Link to comment
xwordfanatik August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 2 hours ago, LoneWolf said: So, we have: -Robyn's Areola -Maddie's Evaginalyn Next up: Penissa, Morgasm, Lydilabia, etc. I'll show myself out..... Don't forget Fellationy. hehe! 10 Link to comment
Kohola3 August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 And then there are Vulvaryna and Labialya. 6 1 Link to comment
Twopper August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Sofa Sloth said: It’s so bad it doesn’t even need to be changed to make fun of. It looks like the kind of made-up name (the kind that resembles a name but isn’t), that pharmaceutical companies give to a drug. Young woman: ‘so doc, I need to find a new contraceptive pill’. Doctor: ‘ok what oral contraceptive have you already tried? Let’s see here, Levelen, Aranelle, Estellea...’ Young Woman: ‘yes I’m currently taking Eviane but I’ve also tried Natazia so what else is there? Doctor: ok well Evangalynn is the newest one. Let’s start you on that, once a day. Side effects can be acne, weight gain and bloating...’ I’m likely going to hell. I just laughed so hard my side hurt. These posts about names are hilarious. I probably should go to confession now. Edited August 31, 2019 by Twopper 6 Link to comment
Sandy W August 31, 2019 Share August 31, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Kohola3 said: And then there are Vulvaryna and Labialya. Pretty sure that Mirena (Meri-na) won't be included in a roster of potential Brush baby names. Edited August 31, 2019 by Sandy W 7 Link to comment
Sofa Sloth September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 (edited) Well I’m not sure how many Brush babies Maddie plans on having but there’s lots of great options to go with Evaginalynn. I’ve taken the liberty of including the nicknames she can use also, instead of calling the kid the given name too (as is the case for Areola and Evaginalynn). My picks:- Jenatalia (Jen, Nat or Talia) Cunilingus (Gus or Cunny) Gonorria (Ria) Syphillyis (Philly) Orgasma (Orgy... 🤔) Edited September 1, 2019 by Sofa Sloth 5 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 On 8/30/2019 at 12:58 PM, ginger90 said: Took her a while: Do we know if Kody was at the birth? There's a man sitting next to Axel and the arms don't look hairy enough to be Caleb. Does Christine have man arms? I can't believe that I gave it this much thought. 😂 1 2 Link to comment
Pickleinthemiddle September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said: Do we know if Kody was at the birth? There's a man sitting next to Axel and the arms don't look hairy enough to be Caleb. Does Christine have man arms? I can't believe that I gave it this much thought. 😂 It could be Kody. It's not Caleb. The photo with him and the children looks like no hair on the arms. Plus the one where Axle is holding baby Evie, the arms and hands look like someone a little bit older. 2 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Pickleinthemiddle said: It could be Kody. It's not Caleb. The photo with him and the children looks like no hair on the arms. Plus the one where Axle is holding baby Evie, the arms and hands look like someone a little bit older. Oh I thought Caleb had really hairy arms during the moving episode leaving Vegas for Flagstaff. Maybe it was Gabe or another of the sons and I'm mixed up. Anyways I'd love to know if Kody was there. 👍 2 Link to comment
xwordfanatik September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 But but but...would Queenie have let Kootie off his leash and allowed him to travel without her? I'd like to know if Grandpa was there, too. 3 Link to comment
Sofa Sloth September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 (edited) It’s definitely Kody, here’s him wearing the same shirt as pictured with Axel above. There’s a video on the TLC website (but I can’t watch it due to being in Australia so let me know what’s said if anyone watches) https://www.tlcme.com/shows/sister-wives/video-playlists/sister-wives-videos/#video-1 Edited September 1, 2019 by Sofa Sloth 3 Link to comment
Pickleinthemiddle September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Joan of Argh said: Oh I thought Caleb had really hairy arms during the moving episode leaving Vegas for Flagstaff. Maybe it was Gabe or another of the sons and I'm mixed up. Anyways I'd love to know if Kody was there. 👍 The shirts and the arms look the same the one with Janelle and the one with Axle and Baby Evie. 2 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 42 minutes ago, Pickleinthemiddle said: The shirts and the arms look the same the one with Janelle and the one with Axle and Baby Evie. Yep so grandpa was there... I wonder how many hoops he jumped through for Robyn to give her permission. 8 Link to comment
LoneWolf September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Teafortwo said: I'll go with ya: Ovarialle, Gyneger (the middle 'e' is silent and the 'g's are soft); Clitalia and of course FT's little girl, Takoko. And don't forget, Chrisko. Anyone else? You are so much better at this that I--Gyneger, Clitalia..... 😂 😂 😂 9 hours ago, Twopper said: I just laughed so hard my side hurt. These posts about names are hilarious. I probably should go to confession now. I probably should be heading to confession myself, Twopper 😉 In all seriousness though, we were very thoughtful when choosing our kids' names so as not to burden them with bizarre spellings, probable mispronunciations, or names that lend themselves to easy teasing. Our girls always get complimented that their names are pretty. 8 Link to comment
VedaPierce September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 On 8/30/2019 at 1:52 PM, laurakaye said: Fifty-some odd years ago, I was born and my mom wanted to name me Lara. My dad said, nope - name her Laura because if you name her Lara, everyone will call her Laura anyway. So they named me Laura and everyone called me Laurie. Sometimes you just can't win. But this does set up some interesting competition from the other Brown girls to name their spawn to get daddy's attention: Kodie, Kodette, Kodianne, Koedee, Kodbert, Kodee-Lou, Kodiola, Kodiak, Kolaroe, etc. Just FYI... Laura and Julia are my two most favorite girl names. 🙂 6 Link to comment
Kohola3 September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 3 hours ago, LoneWolf said: In all seriousness though, we were very thoughtful when choosing our kids' names... That should be a given, think of the children and what they will be stuck with for their whole lives. But the Mormon parenting rule is to pick something bizarre apparently for their own enjoyment or entertainment, not for the kid. 10 Link to comment
AZChristian September 1, 2019 Share September 1, 2019 13 hours ago, Joan of Argh said: Do we know if Kody was at the birth? There's a man sitting next to Axel and the arms don't look hairy enough to be Caleb. If there are cameras, Kody will be there . . . as close as he can get to the center of the action. 10 Link to comment
Nysha September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 1 On 8/29/2019 at 6:29 PM, Kohola3 said: Evangeline is a lovely name. Evangalynne is setting up that kid for a lifetime of mocking and playground fights. Evangeline was #277 on SS baby name list in 2018 and #267 in 2017. Unless it suddenly shoots up in popularity, chances are her classmates are not going to know anyone else with the name and will think it is spelled correctly until they get into high school or beyond. It's the adults who will be shocked and they're not likely to mock or abuse her for something her parents did. 4 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 (edited) On 8/30/2019 at 8:21 AM, laurakaye said: Let's see what Mykelti and FT come up with as names for their kids before we condemn Evan-gah-lynn as worst Brown baby name. The bar has been set, but I'm positive it can be lowered. Evan-GAH-lynn is exactly how it sounds to me. And so it shall always be. Praise GAH-odd and singingk angels. Edited September 3, 2019 by dreadfulLeigh 3 2 Link to comment
LilWharveyGal September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 Wow, Maddie looks exactly like Janelle in that photo. 1 13 Link to comment
DakotaJustice September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 55 minutes ago, LilWharveyGal said: Wow, Maddie looks exactly like Janelle in that photo. I thought she looked like Hunter. 1 9 Link to comment
Sandy W September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 1 minute ago, DakotaJustice said: I thought she looked like Hunter. I thought it WAS Hunter. 7 9 Link to comment
Natalie68 September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 On 8/30/2019 at 4:44 PM, ginger90 said: Those eyes say "shit, what have I done!". 4 2 Link to comment
Natalie68 September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 On 8/30/2019 at 4:51 PM, xwordfanatik said: How old is Caleb? He looks over 40 here. Am I the only COL that hates #wifey? If Mr. Xword ever called me that, I'd be pissed. I don't like "hubby" either. Yeah, yeah, I know. So get your dog off my lawn before he shits, or I'll bag it and throw it after you! No. I hate it! 6 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 3 hours ago, ginger90 said: Even when they copy someone else they manage to fuck it up. "an adventure" NOT "and adventure" Jeeez.. they never proof read anything... not even a single sentence 🙄 1 7 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 3, 2019 Share September 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Sandy W said: I thought it WAS Hunter. THIS! It's an uncanny resemblance 😐 6 Link to comment
CouchTater September 4, 2019 Share September 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Joan of Argh said: THIS! It's an uncanny resemblance 😐 Those Brown genes are strong! Most of the kids have a kind of "moon-face" kind of quality, even the attractive ones. When I look at pics of the older girls as teens (Aspyn, Mariah, Mykelti specifically), they look interchangeable, especially with their natural hair color. That's amazing, considering that the moms look nothing alike. I think that Christine's kids look the most like each other. 12 Link to comment
DakotaJustice September 4, 2019 Share September 4, 2019 3 hours ago, CouchTater said: Those Brown genes are strong! Most of the kids have a kind of "moon-face" kind of quality, even the attractive ones. When I look at pics of the older girls as teens (Aspyn, Mariah, Mykelti specifically), they look interchangeable, especially with their natural hair color. That's amazing, considering that the moms look nothing alike. I think that Christine's kids look the most like each other. I think it's Janelle's kids who most have the moon face since her eyes are spaced so far apart like a frog's. 1 9 Link to comment
CouchTater September 4, 2019 Share September 4, 2019 6 hours ago, DakotaJustice said: I think it's Janelle's kids who most have the moon face since her eyes are spaced so far apart like a frog's. Oh, I think they all do. But Christine's kids? Moon-city. She's cute, but little Truely......when she was a baby she was all moon. Ooof. Dang, I feel a little bad picking on the kiddos, especially Truely. 1 3 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 4, 2019 Share September 4, 2019 10 hours ago, CouchTater said: Oh, I think they all do. But Christine's kids? Moon-city. She's cute, but little Truely......when she was a baby she was all moon. Ooof. Dang, I feel a little bad picking on the kiddos, especially Truely. Unfortunately her dad seems to feel the same. He was away with Robyn right after Truely's birth and he's never seemed to care. Robyn's Gerber babies with cute faces and it was the opposite... Kody is soooo obviously enamored 🙄 6 Link to comment
Teafortwo September 4, 2019 Share September 4, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Joan of Argh said: Unfortunately her dad seems to feel the same. He was away with Robyn right after Truely's birth and he's never seemed to care. Robyn's Gerber babies with cute faces and it was the opposite... Kody is soooo obviously enamored 🙄 Not only this, but I've been re-watching some of Season 3 and there's an episode "Wives Night Out" and he has all the kids, but most of what the producers chose to show was him helping Dayton with homework, and then returning to Robyn's to put her girls to bed (since Logan, Maddie and Aspyn were available at Janelle's and Christine's to look after their younger siblings. They were all in separate houses then. Edited September 4, 2019 by Teafortwo realized Season 3, not 2 1 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 (edited) Double post Edited September 7, 2019 by Joan of Argh Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 Maddie put a couple pics of their little family on instagram and she refers to the baby as "Evie K" I think it sounds like a hillbilly.... Elly May.. Evie Kay I wonder if it's pronounced Eeevie or Evvvie? 🤔 Gramma says "Eat your cabbage Evie K" 5 2 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, ginger90 said: Wtf is it with these morons? She posts a totally blurry mess to show Axel's hair cut. 2 2 Link to comment
CouchTater September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 Is it just me, or does Axel have a "mature" hairline? Poor guy. 8 Link to comment
deirdra September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 Just now, CouchTater said: Is it just me, or does Axel have a "mature" hairline? Poor guy. I was about to say the same thing - it is farther back than Daddy's in the middle. 4 3 Link to comment
Joan of Argh September 7, 2019 Share September 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, CouchTater said: Is it just me, or does Axel have a "mature" hairline? Poor guy. It's not just you... I'm surprised that she got it cut because it was just getting long enough for a comb over. 8 Link to comment
xwordfanatik September 8, 2019 Share September 8, 2019 I'll say one thing positive: Axel Rose is SMILING. Poor little guy will be balding in high school. 10 Link to comment
Galloway Cave September 8, 2019 Share September 8, 2019 Eh, I had an old man's hairline, complete with a comb-forward for bangs, until I was 3 or 4. And I am female. My baby pictures are hilarious. Fortunately my hair filled in. 1 2 5 Link to comment
Pickleinthemiddle September 9, 2019 Share September 9, 2019 On 9/7/2019 at 5:39 PM, CouchTater said: Is it just me, or does Axel have a "mature" hairline? Poor guy. Both Caleb and Madison have high foreheads which makes it look like a receding hairline. On 9/7/2019 at 5:39 PM, CouchTater said: Is it just me, or does Axel have a "mature" hairline? Poor guy. Both Caleb and Madison have high foreheads which makes it look like a receding hairline. 2 Link to comment
Sofa Sloth September 14, 2019 Share September 14, 2019 🐸 Ribbett. (Sorry I’m knowlingly being unkind with the frog reference here but it’s true, she’s all Janelle. I don’t believe the Brown genes got a look in at all). 3 10 Link to comment
Kohola3 September 15, 2019 Share September 15, 2019 Why in the name of all that is holy would someone post something that horrible of themselves? 2 9 Link to comment
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