ulkis July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 It's more like I just have a strong second hand embarrassment button. That's why I could only make it through Days of our Lives for about a year. 1 Link to comment
TeeVee329 July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Valerie tearfully asking Dante, "Lulu's gonna come after me, isn't she?" Valerie: She's gonna come after me...just like Luke came after my mom. My mom who's dead! *dissolves into tears* That said, I'm sure the whole town is gonna line up behind Lulu to lay ALL the blame on Valerie and I'm not here for that. Valerie's not blameless, but it takes two to tango and Dante danced the lead. 5 Link to comment
KerleyQ July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 I don't know how you guys who actually cared about AJ can remotely stand the existence of Sonny and Carly. I couldn't take them today, and I didn't care about AJ at all. Valerie tearfully asking Dante, "Lulu's gonna come after me, isn't she?" Is this chick kidding? Is she kidding? She keeps hanging around her cousin's husband, swears nothing is going on, and then has sex with him, and she's wah-wahing that the wife is gonna "come after" her? Yeah, she probably is, so either go home or stop making crying faces as if you care. Either it's an act or she's the most spineless drip in town. And Dante's sad face - either it's he's sad because the mean old wife is coming in between him and Valerie, in which case, he can jump in the pier after Kiki, or it's that he feels bad about what he's done to Valerie and has now put her in this position, in which case, he can find his guts and say "I'm sorry I did this to you and I was horrible but there's nothing to talk about anymore" or he can tell Lulu about it. Personally, I "stand" them by spending all of their scenes imagining Lightning entering the scene and finally coming through for me, followed by GhostAJ cackling with glee. And Valerie, please. That's some manipulative "your wife is such a big meanie, you just know she's going to be bitchy to me for the deep meaningful lovemaking we shared while her skankass was off with Dillon lying to you" shit she's going to be pulling. "Look at poor innocent me, who was just trying to be there for you, and now I'm going to be the victim!" 3 Link to comment
ulkis July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Personally, I "stand" them by spending all of their scenes imagining Lightning entering the scene and finally coming through for me, followed by GhostAJ cackling with glee. And Valerie, please. That's some manipulative "your wife is such a big meanie, you just know she's going to be bitchy to me for the deep meaningful lovemaking we shared while her skankass was off with Dillon lying to you" shit she's going to be pulling. "Look at poor innocent me, who was just trying to be there for you, and now I'm going to be the victim!" I wanted to add, either she's a spineless drip OR she has the mentality of a 15 year old. And don't forget the "deep meaningful lovemaking in her BED" part. Lulu is such a bitch for possibly being pissed at the woman who had sex with her husband in their bed! If/when she finds out she's pregnant, she's gonna be all, "sniff sniff, do you think your wife is going to be angry at me for being so fertile and being able to bear you many, many sons while she's barren?" 9 Link to comment
LeftPhalange July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 (edited) I hope this Ava-bangs-her-daughter's-boyfriend story leads to Ava, Franco and Kiki dying in a murder-murder-suicide. I hope Nina kills Madeline. I don't care what happens to Ric. Alexis and Julian's role playing wasn't sexy and they need to have a seat. Edited July 17, 2015 by LeftPhalange 1 Link to comment
ulkis July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Valerie: She's gonna come after me...just like Luke came after my mom. My mom who's dead! *dissolves into tears* That said, I'm sure the whole town is gonna line up behind Lulu to lay ALL the blame on Valerie and I'm not here for that. Valerie's not blameless, but it takes two to tango and Dante danced the lead. I think people will be pissed at Dante, although they might defend him privately to Lulu. Link to comment
KerleyQ July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 I wanted to add, either she's a spineless drip OR she has the mentality of a 15 year old. And don't forget the "deep meaningful lovemaking in her BED" part. Lulu is such a bitch for possibly being pissed at the woman who had sex with her husband in their bed! If/when she finds out she's pregnant, she's gonna be all, "sniff sniff, do you think your wife is going to be angry at me for being so fertile and being able to bear you many, many sons while she's barren?" And "she's my cousin. I wish she could be supportive of me during my pregnancy...since my mom isn't here to support me. Because she's dead. And she always wanted to be a grandma. But she's dead." 9 Link to comment
TeeVee329 July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 (edited) I think people will be pissed at Dante, although they might defend him privately to Lulu. The only person I see blaming Dante over Valerie is Dillon, for obvious, setting up a pairing reasons. Edited July 17, 2015 by TeeVee329 Link to comment
ulkis July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 I did forget to say, I will give Sonny A Point for acknowledging that the first thing Michael asked of him he had to turn down. -1000 to Carly for listing "an amazing father" as one of Sonny's good qualities. Please, please GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE??? A good father, maybe we can stretch it to that. Maybe. "Amazing"? No. The only person I see blaming Dante over Valerie is Dillon, for obvious, setting up a pairing reasons. I thoguht you meant just blaming him in general, not that people would blame Valerie more than him. My bad. I am hoping though that Olivia especially humiliates him in public somehow. Link to comment
tvgoddess July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 (edited) And "she's my cousin. I wish she could be supportive of me during my pregnancy...since my mom isn't here to support me. Because she's dead. And she always wanted to be a grandma. But she's dead." "And I'm going to name my baby Firework after my mom's favorite holiday." -1000 to Carly for listing "an amazing father" as one of Sonny's good qualities. Please, please GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE??? A good father, maybe we can stretch it to that. Maybe. "Amazing"? No. Didn't Alexis also say sometime in the recent past (I think at the hospital) that Sonny was an amazing father or great parent or something like that. Of course, when you have FV tweeting during the show that Sonny always gets what he wants, no wonder we get soul-killing dialogue like this. Edited July 17, 2015 by tvgoddess 8 Link to comment
TeeVee329 July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 I thoguht you meant just blaming him in general, not that people would blame Valerie more than him. My bad. I'm sure people like Carly and Maxie will be disappointed into Dante, but will throw 99% of the blame (and their whore stoning rocks) at Valerie. Maxie: My professional personal shopper instincts were right on, you home wrecking hussy! 4 Link to comment
jsbt July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 I don't know how you guys who actually cared about AJ can remotely stand the existence of Sonny and Carly. It's a process!!! 7 Link to comment
ulkis July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 (edited) I'm sure people like Carly and Maxie will be disappointed into Dante, but will throw 99% of the blame (and their whore stoning rocks) at Valerie. Maxie: My professional personal shopper instincts were right on, you home wrecking hussy! Eh, it's Maxie and Carly. Who takes them seriously? ;) In the audience or on the show. Hopefully Carly will mind her own damn business. Maxie can too, but as she's actually supported Lulu and Dante, unlike Carly, it's a little more understandable. I don't know if the general audience will be cheering, but I can definitely go without anyone yelling at Valerie. She did her plot point duty, there's no point in yelling at her. Don't waste anyone's time with it. Edited July 17, 2015 by ulkis 1 Link to comment
Bill C. July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 If GH were to suddenly get some Minions, y'all realize that someone would inevitably have to be able to understand them. And with this show it'd be one of three people: Spencer, Emma, or Joss. (Okay, or maybe Franco. Because DARK MAGIC.) 2 Link to comment
Harmony233 July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 ugh the Sonny being an amazing father is the dialogue I absoutely hate I could buy Mac being one hell Robert and hell even despite his screw ups evven scotty because at least when serena was in danger as a baby he put her safety first but yet here is Sonny holding Avery bragging about being in the mob. 3 Link to comment
Bringonthedrama July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Did Dante confess to Lulu that he had sex with Valerie?! Not just the kiss? Link to comment
twoods July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Did Dante confess to Lulu that he had sex with Valerie?! Not just the kiss? Nope, just the kiss. He's lying. 1 Link to comment
ulkis July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 A comment on the Despair in the Afternoon blog cracked me up: I checked back into GH some this summer and am so confused. It’s just…not good. I like Elizabeth and Big Jake. They have good chemistry. Why does Elizabeth have to be doing this ridiculous thing of not telling him who he is? And I have never seen Dante do ANYTHING other than stand by LuLu and I turn on my tv and he’s having revenge sex over a poorly explained jaunt out of town? And MICHAEL…Michael’s all good with Sonny and Carly who are now getting married again with all the chemistry of siblings? And is Morgan seriously doing “Denise”?? What in the actual eff is happening here? 10 Link to comment
HeatLifer July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Valerie: She's gonna come after me...just like Luke came after my mom. My mom who's dead! *dissolves into tears* That said, I'm sure the whole town is gonna line up behind Lulu to lay ALL the blame on Valerie and I'm not here for that. Valerie's not blameless, but it takes two to tango and Dante danced the lead. Dante basically trying to go back for more and talking about his ~real feelings~ for Valerie means that I'm gonna need the entire town to tell him he sucks majorly. He's been truly disgusting. And Valerie acting like some poor sweet victim is vomit-inducing. My FF button loves her. 4 Link to comment
OnceSane July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Carly calling Sonny an amazing father didn't bother me as much as I thought it would. Probably because, look at the source; she actually believes she's braveandstrongandloveswithherwholeheart. Julian and Alexis trying to role play gave me such secondhand embarrassment. So awkward and not sexy. So Michael gives Avery back to Sonny and random red shirt guard #3 is shot the next day? That's some quality timing by (I assume) Julian or Generic Sonny Mob Foe #4857778992. Keep gaslighting Nina, Ric…maybe she'll kill Franco while in a fugue state then fall off a parapet to her death. 4 Link to comment
LeftPhalange July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Dante and Valerie both need to be beaten. Link to comment
Box305 July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Alexis and Julian's role playing wasn't sexy and they need to have a seat. I cringed. It was so bad. 6 Link to comment
rur July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 (edited) Keep gaslighting Nina, Ric…maybe she'll kill Franco Valerie, and Rosalie while in a fugue state then fall off a parapet to her death, landing on her mother and killing her too. . . . fixed that for you. ; ) Edited July 17, 2015 by rur 6 Link to comment
peachmangosteen July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 I fast forwarded the whole ep again. I was gonna watch the Michael/Sabrina scenes but then they started talking about Carly/Sonny and I was like I just can't do it. Sigh. I'm actually really sad about how boring the show is right now. 1 Link to comment
LeftPhalange July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Keep gaslighting Nina, Ric…maybe she'll kill Franco Valerie, and Rosalie while in a fugue state then fall off a parapet to her death, landing on her mother and killing her too. . . . fixed that for you. ; ) You forgot to include Ava and Dead Now Alive Jake. 3 Link to comment
Tiger July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 (edited) I fast forwarded the whole ep again. I was gonna watch the Michael/Sabrina scenes but then they started talking about Carly/Sonny and I was like I just can't do it. Sigh. I'm actually really sad about how boring the show is right now.Less than a month ago, I was legitimately into Michael & Sabrina both as individuals and as a couple. But ever since Sabrina convinced Michael to give Avery Bavery back to The Midget Mickey Mouse Moobster, and then he did, I literally don't give a shit about them. I don't actively hate them like I do many other characters, but I wouldn't care if a crane or a chandelier killed either/or. Without snark and in all seriousness, the only thing I enjoyed all week was learning Emma & Danny are both now being raised by Mac & Felicia. And as now I love Mac & Flea and would love to actually see them, I am go glad that Ron has relegated to off-screen babysitters. If they aren't on-screen and Ron actually needs them viable to watch those kids, then he can't ruin them. ETA: I suppose I am looking forward to The Mooch walking in on The Captain screwing her "aunt". Edited July 17, 2015 by Tiger 2 Link to comment
HeatLifer July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 Without snark and in all seriousness, the only thing I enjoyed all week was learning Emma & Danny are both now being raised by Mac & Felicia. And as now I love Mac & Flea and would love to actually see them, I am go glad that Ron has relegated to off-screen babysitters. If they aren't on-screen and Ron actually needs them viable to watch those kids, then he can't ruin them. It makes me laugh that Mac is taking care of the kid of the chick Patrick is sleeping with, though. Like, come again now? 2 Link to comment
dubbel zout July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 LW's weird, inappropriate laughing during her scenes with MB was very jarring. Then Time Warner Cable crapped out on me about a quarter of the way through the show and saved me from this mess. 3 Link to comment
ulkis July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 ETA: I suppose I am looking forward to The Mooch walking in on The Captain screwing her "aunt". I don't, because Kiki would love that, heh. If there's one personality trait she does have, it's getting off on being a drama queen and feeling self-righteous. I just want her and her boring chats with dad to go away and free up to give air time to someone else already. 2 Link to comment
rur July 17, 2015 Share July 17, 2015 ETA: I suppose I am looking forward to The Mooch walking in on The Captain screwing her "aunt". Every time Morgan and Denise get passionate, I think to myself, "This time, the lightbulb will have to come on!" But no. I guess Denise has been tweeting him that identical twins separated at birth do everything alike. 6 Link to comment
Sake614 July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 God this show sucks! I legit had no interest in any of the stories playing out this week once Lucky walked away. Is there some clause in MB's contract that says he can only be off screen for 3 days In a row and then must monopolize the show for the next three consecutive days? Ditto RoHo and MSt? Honest to God, I have always loved RoHo, but I'm at the point where I want him gone. I don't know if he's being directed to play Franco this way or if he thinks it's cute/funny, but regardless, I've had enough. And if MSt repeats, repeats, repeats her lines one more time, I'm going to need a new TV sooner rather than later, because my foot is going through it. 7 Link to comment
sacrebleu July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 Every time Morgan and Denise get passionate Morgan must be losing his touch, Denise's wig didn't even move. 4 Link to comment
WendyCR72 July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 God this show sucks! I legit had no interest in any of the stories playing out this week once Lucky walked away. Is there some clause in MB's contract that says he can only be off screen for 3 days In a row and then must monopolize the show for the next three consecutive days? Ditto RoHo and MSt? Honest to God, I have always loved RoHo, but I'm at the point where I want him gone. I don't know if he's being directed to play Franco this way or if he thinks it's cute/funny, but regardless, I've had enough. And if MSt repeats, repeats, repeats her lines one more time, I'm going to need a new TV sooner rather than later, because my foot is going through it. And there you have it, ABC/RC/FV: Another "satisfied" GH customer. Growing by the day! 5 Link to comment
dubbel zout July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 "I need to know if it's Jerome, if you know what I mean." I think that last part was an MB ad lib that didn't work, because it makes no sense. Ugh, Valerie in those previews. If you hadn't slept with her husband, Lulu wouldn't be coming after you, dipshit. Gah. 4 Link to comment
Box305 July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 Did it look like Morgan was humping "Denise's" hip at one point? Or was I imagining things? I was totally grossed out/embarrassed by both love scenes. I just can't with this show. 4 Link to comment
Lillybee July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 Does Dava keep up her Cousin Vinny accent even in the throes of passiion? 1 Link to comment
WendyCR72 July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 Does Dava keep up her Cousin Vinny accent even in the throes of passiion? Let's pray to God we never have to find out. Ewww. 5 Link to comment
ulkis July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 (edited) Did it look like Morgan was humping "Denise's" hip at one point? Or was I imagining things? I was totally grossed out/embarrassed by both love scenes. I just can't with this show. nope, that's what it was. That's why I said it looked like they were mutually self-lovin'. Where the hell was the director? Edited July 18, 2015 by ulkis 2 Link to comment
SlovakPrincess July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 (edited) Although that might be semi-amusing, if that's how Ava blew her cover. "YES, Morgan, YES -- um, I mean, YEAH, FUGHEDDABOUTIT!" Of course, Morgan is probably too dumb to figure it out ... nope, that's what it was. That's why I said it looked like they were mutually self-lovin'. What the heck went wrong there? This sounds terrible, and yet now I'm vaguely curious to see this train wreck scene. I need help, clearly. Edited July 18, 2015 by SlovakPrincess 2 Link to comment
Aurora2 July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 Valerie: She's gonna come after me...just like Luke came after my mom. My mom who's dead! *dissolves into tears* That said, I'm sure the whole town is gonna line up behind Lulu to lay ALL the blame on Valerie and I'm not here for that. Valerie's not blameless, but it takes two to tango and Dante danced the lead. Amen to this comment: "Valerie's not blamelss, but it takes two to tango AND DANTE DANCED THE LEAD." Note - and ducking on this one - Valerie has had her share of tears and moping looks. But gotta say this time I didn't any tears - NOPE! No tears. No attempts at tears. Sadness, thoughtfuness - damn straight because she and Dante have one helluva lot to be sad and thoughtful about!! But no tears. We'll see what Monday brings. Link to comment
WendyCR72 July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 Note - and ducking on this one - Valerie has had her share of tears and moping looks. But gotta say this time I didn't any tears - NOPE! No tears. No attempts at tears. Sadness, thoughtfuness - damn straight because she and Dante have one helluva lot to be sad and thoughtful about!! But no tears. The tears come from the viewers who torture themselves when watching current GH. 5 Link to comment
Francie July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 (edited) I cannot believe I sat through this episode. I say that every day. my soul drowned in its tears ... I feel dead inside now ... I'm going to need a new TV sooner rather than later, because my foot is going through it. New t-shirt logos for my cottage industry -- thank you! Edited July 18, 2015 by Francie 8 Link to comment
boes July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 Does Dava keep up her Cousin Vinny accent even in the throes of passiion? That would be a lot of concentration, to keep the accent going AND keep her hand on top of her wig to keep it from flying off. I guess BC has his superglued on. It makes me laugh that Mac is taking care of the kid of the chick Patrick is sleeping with, though. Like, come again now? Mac needs to get himself a herding dog since he's now watching all the PC rugrats. 4 Link to comment
ulkis July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 (edited) But gotta say this time I didn't any tears - NOPE! No tears. No attempts at tears. I didn't mean literally tears. :) Just the same angst face and slightly warbly tone of voice she has been sporting 75% of the time. I should have specified. Edited July 18, 2015 by ulkis Link to comment
boes July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 "And I'm going to name my baby Firework after my mom's favorite holiday." HAAA! And now I'll be laughing out loud at odd times for the rest of the night, because of this line. Awwww. lil' baby Firework! 6 Link to comment
Francie July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 This sounds terrible, and yet now I'm vaguely curious to see this train wreck scene. I need help, clearly. I believe that this is the most complimentary thing anyone's had to say about GH in a month. 5 Link to comment
ulkis July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 This sounds terrible, and yet now I'm vaguely curious to see this train wreck scene. I need help, clearly. I tried to find it for you, because I'm a mean person, but here's something almost as good - Julian putting his arm around Alexis' neck like he's prom king and them inhaling each other's faces: https://youtu.be/cwd9OX6Rq-Y?t=290 I guess BC has his superglued on. I think the guy might not be balding after all. How dare he fake bald like that. Or if he is it's very slow going. 1 Link to comment
Reo July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 HAAA! And now I'll be laughing out loud at odd times for the rest of the night, because of this line. Awwww. lil' baby Firework! He'll be nicknamed Boom boom because he takes after his grandpa. How cute! 3 Link to comment
ulkis July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 This sounds terrible, and yet now I'm vaguely curious to see this train wreck scene. I need help, clearly. https://youtu.be/QnXcC61EJUI?t=76 Here it is! You're so welcome! :):):) Link to comment
SlovakPrincess July 18, 2015 Share July 18, 2015 (edited) I tried to find it for you, because I'm a mean person, but here's something almost as good - Julian putting his arm around Alexis' neck like he's prom king and them inhaling each other's faces: https://youtu.be/cwd9OX6Rq-Y?t=290 They are ridiculous. Franco is lurking in the background staring and sneering like a rabid animal, not four feet away from them ... and they're too busy sucking face to notice. Hee! Nothing about Franco is appealing. Literally nothing. https://youtu.be/QnXcC61EJUI?t=76Here it is! You're so welcome! :):):) Oh sweet Jesus. [rows frantically back to the Barge ...] Edited July 18, 2015 by SlovakPrincess 6 Link to comment
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