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[iwasish]

25 minutes ago, chocolatine said:

Where will she go from here?

Back end of the Triple Crown Winner.

[BitterApple]

Should we take bets on how long it took the retoucher to photoshop Kim's ass? 

[nexxie]

At this point I almost feel sorry for Kim - she’s beyond desperate/pathetic.

[Frost]

She's not hanging over the side of a log.  I guess that counts as a win.

[AntAnn]

Her behavior seems so bizarre to me. What’s the point of flashing her obviously photo edited ass? Everybody has seen the unedited pics, so we know it doesn’t really look like this photo. Very weird if you ask me. *shrugs*

[vast wasteland]

Where does it all lead?

[GaT]

26 minutes ago, AntAnn said:

Her behavior seems so bizarre to me. What’s the point of flashing her obviously photo edited ass? 

These aren't paparazzi photos, this is a photoshoot with her own photographer, so of course the photos are photoshopped. She's pretending these are just random papp pictures someone took, but you can see the guy in these pics.

[AntAnn]

Seriously, who wakes up in the morning and thinks, hey, I want to have pics taken of my ass today to post on SM?

[DangerousMinds]

Is she thinking of getting back into porn?

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

Should we take bets on how long it took the retoucher to photoshop Kim's ass? 

I wonder if he has to sign a non disclosure agreement... and be searched for any contraband  photos at the end of the shoot?

27 minutes ago, AntAnn said:

Seriously, who wakes up in the morning and thinks, hey, I want to have pics taken of my ass today to post on SM?

Kim... and she goes to bed thinking about the ones she took that day.

30 minutes ago, GaT said:

These aren't paparazzi photos, this is a photoshoot with her own photographer, so of course the photos are photoshopped. She's pretending these are just random papp pictures someone took, but you can see the guy in these pics.

If she turns around and stands on her head, she could get a really good ass cleaning.

actually a good photo shopper could really turn this pic into something totally porn.

Edited August 18, 2018 by iwasish

[DangerousMinds]

Porn HAS to be what she is going for, right? That is what she knows.

[nexxie]

This was in 2016 - clearly, Kim had some of her ass removed recently.

[howmanywords]

Oh geez! Well there is the answer regarding if Kanye is branching out to color. What the hell with all this green? Kim has been wearing lime green multiple times all week now she's at with Kanye at 2Chainz wedding and HE is wearing some odd looking light lime green suit. What a site to behold lol

Eta: here is the video from her story

Edited August 18, 2018 by howmanywords

[BitterApple]

Maybe Kanye's ahead of the curve and lime green will be the new pantone color for 2019.

[nexxie]

Speaking of Kanye, check out his twitter to see which of Kim’s ass pics he likes. ?

https://mobile.twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1030520231729324032/photo/1

Wonder what Kanye’s response will be when a preteen North announces that she’s going to grow up to be an ass model assclown like mom.

Edited August 19, 2018 by nexxie

[suomi]

Saw this yesterday and thought WTF, now I see that it ties in with green Kanye at the wedding ... 

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On Thursday, the 37-year-old reality star zoomed around Miami with her pal Larsa Pippen in a lime- green sports car — carefully selected to coordinate with her daring new hair color, of course.

“Had to get a neon green Lambo to match my hair!!!” Kardashian wrote on her Instagram story, suggesting that she either purchased or rented the flashy ride specifically because it mirrored her hair hue.

 

https://pagesix.com/2018/08/17/kim-kardashian-gets-neon-green-lamborghini-to-match-her-hair/

[GaT]

Something about the cut of Kanye's suit makes it look like a woman's suit to me, maybe because the arms of the jacket are short?

Edited August 18, 2018 by GaT

[nexxie]

3 hours ago, AntAnn said:

Her behavior seems so bizarre to me. What’s the point of flashing her obviously photo edited ass? Everybody has seen the unedited pics, so we know it doesn’t really look like this photo. Very weird if you ask me. *shrugs*

She seems delusional.

[iwasish]

49 minutes ago, GaT said:

Something about the cut of Kanye's suit makes it look like a woman's suit to me, maybe because the arms of the jacket are short?

I recall Michael from “The Office” mistakenly buying and wearing a woman’s suit. 

[howmanywords]

1 hour ago, nexxie said:

Speaking of Kanye, check out his twitter to see which of Kim’s ass pics he likes. ?

https://mobile.twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1030520231729324032/photo/1

Wonder what Kanye’s response will be when a preteen North announces that she’s going to grow up to be an ass model assclown like mom.

That's so romantic. Nothing says love like posting about how hot your wife's ass is.

About North, well Kanye already basically said in one of his songs that he fears North growing up to be hot because men are pigs.

Kim posted that Kanye's suit it is Virgil Abloh for Louis Vitton so Kanye can't be blamed for how bad it is.

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, howmanywords said:

That's so romantic. Nothing says love like posting about how hot your wife's ass is.

About North, well Kanye already basically said in one of his songs that he fears North growing up to be hot because men are pigs.

Kim posted that Kanye's suit it is Virgil Abloh for Louis Vitton so Kanye can't be blamed for how bad it is.

Is Virgil his new Ricardo?

[GaT]

I'm surprised she just doesn't move to Miami after this, she must be happier than a pig in shit. Of course, the fact that she's driving around in a lime green Mercedes G-wagon doesn't exactly scream "I want my privacy". Whatever happened to that low key life you were going to live, Kim?

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/18/kim-kardashian-security-red-lights-crowd-control-driving/

[iwasish]

40 minutes ago, GaT said:

I'm surprised she just doesn't move to Miami after this, she must be happier than a pig in shit. Of course, the fact that she's driving around in a lime green Mercedes G-wagon doesn't exactly scream "I want my privacy". Whatever happened to that low key life you were going to live, Kim?

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/18/kim-kardashian-security-red-lights-crowd-control-driving/

She’s there to attend a friends wedding. More likely to upstage the wedding.

she had a wardrobe malfunction in her lime green outfit. The sarong bottom was open up the crotch and her lime green thong was exposed and the paps got a glimpse of her labia. No, it wasn’t lime green.

Edited August 19, 2018 by iwasish

[Aw my lahgs]

4 minutes ago, iwasish said:

She’s there to attend a friends wedding. More likely to upstage the wedding.

she had a wardrobe malfunction in her lime green outfit. The sarong bottom was open up the crotch and her lime green thong was exposed and the paps got a glimpse of her labia. No, it wasn’t lime green.

Maybe it wasn’t a malfunction at all. It sure got her a lot of attention and perhaps she had a labioplasty or vaginal rejuvenation she wants to show off.

[BitterApple]

I saw the videos of Kim's oil man greasing her up with bronzer and self-tanner, and I don't know how she tolerates that stuff. I put on instant bronzing lotion once and that shit rubs off and transfers onto everything. I'm picturing Kim leaving stains like calling cards on upholstery all over Miami.

[GaT]

6 minutes ago, iwasish said:

she had a wardrobe malfunction in her lime green outfit. The sarong bottom was open up the crotch and her lime green thong was exposed and the paps got a glimpse of her labia. No, it wasn’t lime green.

 

Just now, Aw my lahgs said:

Maybe it wasn’t a malfunction at all. It sure got her a lot of attention and perhaps she had a labioplasty or vaginal rejuvenation she wants to show off.

Nope, not a malfunction, she's wearing a lime green thong & she wanted everyone to see it. She's matching her vag to her car.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, GaT said:

 

Nope, not a malfunction, she's wearing a lime green thong & she wanted everyone to see it. She's matching her vag to her car.

 

Maybe Kim’s worried that Pao ( from 90  day fiancé ) might outshine her in the Miami sex symbol community. 

 

Kanye was there at the wedding wearing an ugly totally wrinkled suit, thick grey socks and grey  sandals( a couple sizes too small). 

They made an odd couple.

[ramble]

So she wears a string and a postage stamp and has a photo shoot of herself going down on a public water fountain. She puts the K in klassy. And I just realized that has the word ass in it which is hugely appropriate.

At some point, when one of her kids is posting straight nudes at 14, will she question her contribution to it all? Oh who am I kidding. She’ll either (a) be trying to leverage the photos into money making opportunities to get her ten perfect or (b) feeling so desperate about the lack of attention paid to her she’ll bring Ray J back and attempt pathetic porn 2.0. Kanye can narrate and compare it to the first one. The family that porns together stays together. 

[Aw my lahgs]

8 hours ago, GaT said:

 

Nope, not a malfunction, she's wearing a lime green thong & she wanted everyone to see it. She's matching her vag to her car.

If it were a bona fide malfunction, she’d be wearing skin colored spanx. Not a neon green thong.

[howmanywords]

For a second I thought it was a beach ball

 

[Mu Shu]

On 8/18/2018 at 1:47 PM, chocolatine said:

Where will she go from here?

Pompano air park.  That’s where they keep the Goodyear blimp.  At this point, that ass can carry passengers. 

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, howmanywords said:

For a second I thought it was a beach ball

 

Is she playing coy and acting like her vag wasn’t already on display?

With that wrinkled suit he looks like a slob. There’s some kind of logo all over the suit, between that and the wrinkles, it’s hideous.

[vast wasteland]

Wondering what to get your nearest and dearest for Christmas?  How about a lotion assistant?

[GaT]

43 minutes ago, vast wasteland said:

Wondering what to get your nearest and dearest for Christmas?  How about a lotion assistant?

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Luckily Kanye was on hand to reach into their bright yellow Mercedes truck and tenderly scoop Kim out while she struggled to maintain her dignity by throwing her arms around his shoulders and holding on for dear life.

Maintain her dignity LOL, she doesn't even know how to spell "dignity", never mind actually having any. Also, nice shoes Kanye, perfect for hanging around the gang on Mahjongg night, love the matching socks too, are they from Rob's line? 

[peaceknit]

16 hours ago, iwasish said:

Kanye was there at the wedding wearing an ugly totally wrinkled suit, thick grey socks and grey  sandals( a couple sizes too small). 

I think those gawd-awful bulbous shower shoes are the same ones that Kim was wearing a couple of days earlier (and which fit her), which accounts for the size. 

[howmanywords]

1 hour ago, iwasish said:

With that wrinkled suit he looks like a slob. There’s some kind of logo all over the suit, between that and the wrinkles, it’s hideous.

The suit has the Louis Vuitton "LV" logo all over it. Just goes to show no matter how expensive and popular a designer is they can make ugly crap.

Those shoes/slippers he was wearing looked like the same Yeezy slides he tweeted about the other day at the beach.

[peaceknit]

49 minutes ago, howmanywords said:

The suit has the Louis Vuitton "LV" logo all over it. Just goes to show no matter how expensive and popular a designer is they can make ugly crap.

Those shoes/slippers he was wearing looked like the same Yeezy slides he tweeted about the other day at the beach.

He's trying to make the 80's/90's happen again, like when he was a kid. Same with his fugly moon boots and trainers, bike shorts, and neon. He probably watched Kim and her spanx and underwear all these years and an idea bulb popped into his head that he'll make clothes just like that. Some things should NEVER be brought back!

Edited August 19, 2018 by peaceknit

[DangerousMinds]

2 hours ago, GaT said:

Maintain her dignity LOL, she doesn't even know how to spell "dignity", never mind actually having any. Also, nice shoes Kanye, perfect for hanging around the gang on Mahjongg night, love the matching socks too, are they from Rob's line? 

ANY sandals on a man are absolutely hideous, IMO. He is a laughing stock.

35 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

He's trying to make the 80's/90's happen again, like when he was a kid. Same with his fugly moon boots and trainers, bike shorts, and neon. He probably watched Kim and her spanx and underwear all these years and an idea bulb popped into his head that he'll make clothes just like that. Some things should NEVER be brought back!

How original of him!

[iwasish]

2 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

ANY sandals on a man are absolutely hideous, IMO. He is a laughing stock.

Thank you ! I thought I was alone on this. 

[vast wasteland]

There can't be a great deal of spontaneity in these ladies lives.  Can you imagine,

"Let's go to the beach." 

"Okay, I'll  go to the Glam Room for hair and makeup, and have my tanning/lotioning person ready, then pick out a swimsuit, so I'll meet you there in three hours."  "Oh wait, maybe four, I might need a mani/pedi."

 

 

[Apprentice79]

On ‎8‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 6:48 PM, GaT said:

Something about the cut of Kanye's suit makes it look like a woman's suit to me, maybe because the arms of the jacket are short?

 

The suit is ugly. I have not been impressed with the new designer for Louis Vuitton.

I hate to see this, but, Lil Wayne looks horrible. I cannot believe that he gets beautiful women. He must know how to lay pipe in bed, that is the only that I can rationalize why any woman would let him touch her.  

Edited August 20, 2018 by Apprentice79

[iwasish]

32 minutes ago, Apprentice79 said:

The suit is ugly. I have not been impressed with the new designer for Louis Vuitton.

I hate to see this, but, Lil Wayne looks horrible. I cannot believe that he gets beautiful women. He must know how to lay pipe in bed, that is the only that I can rationalize why any woman would let him touch her.  

That’s what we said about Tyga.

39 minutes ago, vast wasteland said:

There can't be a great deal of spontaneity in these ladies lives.  Can you imagine,

"Let's go to the beach." 

"Okay, I'll  go to the Glam Room for hair and makeup, and have my tanning/lotioning person ready, then pick out a swimsuit, so I'll meet you there in three hours."  "Oh wait, maybe four, I might need a mani/pedi."

 

 

In some of these pics of Kim you can see her ass hanging into her “thigh gap“. Isn’t that Ariana Grande’s hair do? 

[BitterApple]

Kim probably spent three hours in hair and makeup and for what? To prance around while her personal photographer takes pictures? I wouldn't snark if she brought Kanye and the kids so they could take family pics to have as a memory of their vacation, but solo photoshoots every single day? What the hell does she do with these pictures, and how incredibly boring and vain.

[iwasish]

7 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Kim probably spent three hours in hair and makeup and for what? To prance around while her personal photographer takes pictures? I wouldn't snark if she brought Kanye and the kids so they could take family pics to have as a memory of their vacation, but solo photoshoots every single day? What the hell does she do with these pictures, and how incredibly boring and vain.

She stares at them and looks for imperfections and thinks of ways to “improve” her body.

shes crazy.

[Magog]

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Luckily Kanye was on hand to reach into their bright yellow Mercedes truck and tenderly scoop Kim out while she struggled to maintain her dignity by throwing her arms around his shoulders and holding on for dear life.

Maintain her dignity LOL, she doesn't even know how to spell "dignity", never mind actually having any. Also, nice shoes Kanye, perfect for hanging around the gang on Mahjongg night, love the matching socks too, are they from Rob's line? 

Kim has no dignity to maintain. Heck, it isn't even in her vocabulary. And who wrote this crap anyway? 

There is nothing hot or sexy about these photo ops at the beach. And where were the 3 kids at anyway? Hopefully, as far away from that farce as possible. 

[iwasish]

I saw a pic of Blake Lively wearing a lime green pants suit. While it isn’t my choice of color, she looked beautiful AND 90% of her was covered!

[RHJunkie]

3 hours ago, iwasish said:

I saw a pic of Blake Lively wearing a lime green pants suit. While it isn’t my choice of color, she looked beautiful AND 90% of her was covered!

When you're talented and not fame-obsessed, you can afford to be classy, fashionable (for the most part) and popular all at the same time without having to sacrifice your integrity. Blake Lively is right up there for me in terms of women in the industry that I love because she quietly does her job, she enjoys the industry for the love it and not for any type of desire to be the centre of it all and she and her husband seem to strive to give their children the most normal kind of upbringing as possible. You can tell that being scantily clad and being the headline is not where Blake's priorities are. She once told a story of her wearing a sweater dress (it was mid-thigh in length, with boots and the sweater was high neck with long sleeves and was quite loose fitting - so nothing risque about it) and she mentioned that as she was leaving her daughter ran after her and told her 'mom you forgot to put your pants on!', haha. It's quite the stark contrast from a daughter who takes, I don't know how many, topless pics of her mom and accidentally posts risque pictures of her mom to her IG page (sure sure). Besides, Blake and Ryan are relationship goals for me so there's an extra bit more love there on my part, haha.

[iwasish]

7 minutes ago, RHJunkie said:

When you're talented and not fame-obsessed, you can afford to be classy, fashionable (for the most part) and popular all at the same time without having to sacrifice your integrity. Blake Lively is right up there for me in terms of women in the industry that I love because she quietly does her job, she enjoys the industry for the love it and not for any type of desire to be the centre of it all and she and her husband seem to strive to give their children the most normal kind of upbringing as possible. You can tell that being scantily clad and being the headline is not where Blake's priorities are. She once told a story of her wearing a sweater dress (it was mid-thigh in length, with boots and the sweater was high neck with long sleeves and was quite loose fitting - so nothing risque about it) and she mentioned that as she was leaving her daughter ran after her and told her 'mom you forgot to put your pants on!', haha. It's quite the stark contrast from a daughter who takes, I don't know how many, topless pics of her mom and accidentally posts risque pictures of her mom to her IG page (sure sure). Besides, Blake and Ryan are relationship goals for me so there's an extra bit more love there on my part, haha.

I haven’t heard Ryan bragging about banging Blake on a sink or wanting to “smash” her sisters, or Blake doing any MILF photoshoots, and yet they seem to be a very happy couple. 

[vast wasteland]

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She reveals yet another “version” of herself when she explained the special way she and husband Kanye West remember their late parents.

“I believe there are signs from the spirit world all around us,” she said. “When my dad was sick with cancer, we were laying out by his pool and I said, ‘If you die, you have to come back in the form of a bird.’ We were driving on the freeway right before his funeral and this huge flock of birds flew over the 101. Everyone stopped because it was so crazy looking. I was like, ‘There you are.'”

And to this day, she and West honor their parents through bird watching (West’s mother died in 2007). “Kanye and I always reference birds. We seem to see a lot of black crows.”

While on set this particular photo shoot she said she saw one and wished she took a photo to show West.

“Yesterday Kanye took a picture of the two black crows that are always at our house and always together. We always say that they are our parents hanging out together at our house.”

You know, I said I wouldn't post any more links, then did.  It's because when I post something like the above, I feel I should post the source link in case anyone wants to read more or see more than just an excerpt.  I feel awkward commenting on a source that is not included for people to reference.  How do the rest of you feel about it?  Is this board primarily for people to discuss their views, assuming others will know what article/photo they are commenting on?  Not quite sure how to navigate my need to post sources and the boards view.  I could use some guidance, thanks.

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, vast wasteland said:

You know, I said I wouldn't post any more links, then did.  It's because when I post something like the above, I feel I should post the source link in case anyone wants to read more or see more than just an excerpt.  I feel awkward commenting on a source that is not included for people to reference.  How do the rest of you feel about it?  Is this board primarily for people to discuss their views, assuming others will know what article/photo they are commenting on?  Not quite sure how to navigate my need to post sources and the boards view.  I could use some guidance, thanks.

WTF with that dress? Her tits look like ass, like literally. 

I thought her father was leaving coins to announce his presence( like in Armenia), now he appears as a black crow along with Kanye’s mom? Aren’t crows usually a sign of impending doom?

as far as posting links, if you are uncomfortable doing so, maybe you only do if someone requests it?