S05.E21: Reunion Part 2

[motorcitymom65]

Awesome, looks like Lisar is going to go there with Kim and her 5/7/9 day hospital stay. Cannot wait to hear the explanation for this.

[SCS]

Yes, you are. 

And I am HERE for Eileen. All day, every day. Who would have known I'd be a huge Kristen DiMera supporter? 

Happy birthday, Persnickety! 

 

Tonite, after Kyle snivels, "You're so meeeeeean!" you may flashback to Susan Banks, fussing, "Mean, mean, mean!"

[bosawks]

Lisar asking Kim how many days she was in the hospital, ouch.

In Kim's defense math is hard......

[LotusFlower]

I don't appreciate the sort of kowtowing from Andy to Brandi: "Brandi, which HW would you like to see fired?" Excuse me? Why is Brandi the only one he asks this? "Brandi, you apologized after throwing wine at Eileen. Do you think she gave you a fair shake?" Again - what?!

[Mya Stone]

Tonite, after Kyle snivels, "You're so meeeeeean!" you may flashback to Susan Banks, fussing, "Mean, mean, mean!"

 

Oh my GOD Sister Susan Banks! Memories... 

I will never forget the pillow baby. Ever. 

 

Oh, Kim...no one believes you. 

[Lakewood27]

Lisar asking Kim how many days she was in the hospital, ouch.

In Kim's defense math is hard......

Especially when your whole life is a lie

[Mya Stone]

And as a student nurse, I'm here to tell you that having both bronchitis and pneumonia is hard work. Especially for 7-8 weeks. She would have been hospitalized if it was pneumonia, and possibly treated with antibiotics if the bronchitis was persisting. 

Either or, Kimmy. Either or. 

[bosawks]

I do smack for A REASON! It is not a slip, it is not a relapse.

I'm drinking many beers because it is National Beer Day and I'm a patriot dammit!

Edited April 8, 2015 by bosawks

[Lakewood27]

Shallow moment, but I much prefer the shoes on the right couch to the shoes on the left couch.

[SCS]

Oh my GOD Sister Susan Banks! Memories... 

I will never forget the pillow baby. Ever. 

 

Oh, Kim...no one believes you. 

 Who would have thought, a few years later, pillow babies would become de rigueur among the waistline conscious and bearding Hollywood elite.

[Neeners]

bosawks - that made me lol.  You're a goddamn patriot!

[bosawks]

Watching Kim lie is oddly fascinating.

[Mya Stone]

Shallow moment, but I much prefer the shoes on the right couch to the shoes on the left couch.

 

As your resident in-house mod tonight, I'm reallllllly showing restraint by not editing your post to remove the phrase "the shoes on the." 

[Chicklet]

When will Andy et al realize that if they had a real host who could actually conduct this reunion in a competent way, they would have more than the shitfest  of "you shut up, no YOU shut up, no you".

[SwordQueen]

Lisa R:  Brandi you can dish it but you can't take it.

Brandi:  I can dish it and I'll give it back, too.    <---- same thing, Brandi.

[motorcitymom65]

So Kim is just making up shit from the poker game? And no questions from Andy as to what she thought when she found out Brandi was talking about her?

[FlyingEgret]

Wow - all this arguing is oddly hypnotic

[SwordQueen]

Someone please ask Kim which sobriety program "It's not a relapse if you have a reason" comes from?

[bosawks]

Someone please ask Kim which sobriety program "It's not a relapse if you have a reason" comes from?

I think I got that in a fortune cookie or maybe Bazooka Joe....

[Leroux]

Bravo, Bravo, Bravo,

Bravo is nailing Kim and Brandi to a wall and showing them for the liars they are, by showing these flashbacks they are showing us that they are the biggest liars ever.

I am not sure how could anybody have any kind of conversation with Kim or Brandi when they twist, lie or rearrange the events to fit their agenda.

Kim probably doesn't even know she is lying, she has convinced herself of her alternative reality. I feel so sorry for her children and any person that has to deal with her in real life.

[QuinnM]

Man Kim is in such denial I now do believe she is still using. That's why she's do defensive. That's why she dismisses LisaRs loss. And quite frankly that's why her skin looks so bad.

Whoever said up thread that Kim is just planning her freak out for when Monty dies.

[Neeners]

WOW.  Kim sarcastically saying, and laughing, that Lisa R was an expert...right after she said she has had three family members die.  Now that is evil.

[Bronzedog]

Kim is certainly a 100% asshole. She also seems to be on something but I'm not 100% sure. God damn it.

[SwordQueen]

LOL  Kim.... you don't "simply" do anything, you rum-soaked raisin.  

[nexxie]

Yay Rinna - calling Kim on gaslighting!

[SwordQueen]

Okay only dogs can hear Brandi now.

[SCS]

Lisar asking Kim how many days she was in the hospital, ouch.

In Kim's defense meth is hard......

Fixed that for you. ;}

[Mya Stone]

Okay only dogs can hear Brandi now.

 

I was JUST about to type about my dog staring at the TV and cocking his head to the side during this last outburst. True story. 

[njbchlover]

Wow....Kim really cannot apologize for anything, ever, can she??  

 

Holy shit--what a bitch!!  

 

Oh, and here's a news flash for you, Kim - if you don't want people talking about you, or your "bizness"....don't go on a fucking reality show!!  

 

Isn't that why you go on a reality show - so that people WILL talk about you?  

Edited April 8, 2015 by njbchlover

[Juneau Gal]

I've said it before (I think) and I'll say it again: I firmly believe Kim thinks she is playing the greatest role of her life on this show. Kim logic: It's a TV show, right, everything on TV is made up, so she doesn't need to worry about truths or getting caught in lies. It is all just a fabulous show and she is the STAR!

[FlyingEgret]

What is wrong with Kyle's face?  Botox?  It looks plastic

[tardistravler]

I love that Lisa V is making her son work from the bottom up. It seems at least she is not raising entitled brats. 

 

Ugg Kim. Her skin is really bad. Probably from all the booze and drugs. I really hate when she won't dish out Lisa R's secret. It makes her look that she is just a bad bluffer. She always looks like she has crazy eyes. 

 

Brandi: Uggg she is just uggg. I am glad that her kids can't be on tv. I love how LIsa R is quick to defend herself. I love her comment about her hair. Bitch is fierce in my book.

[QuinnM]

I have the greatest respect for all these women with the exception of Brandi and Kim. I would have gone after Kims kids when she went after my husband. I would have made a big chipmunk face when Brandi said I hadn't changed my hairstyle.

And now Kim just calls Eileen a liar because she of course she apologized. Eileen must be using drugs.

I refuse to start another season with this active addict. I'm finishing this and then RHOBH is on the Miami/Atlanta/New Jersey list.

[portia7]

I sure wish B would get voice modulation lessons. Gah

[SwordQueen]

I was JUST about to type about my dog staring at the TV and cocking his head to the side during this last outburst. True story. 

 

LOL  It is really bad.  Tonight makes me long for the days when her tongue was all fucked up and she couldn't really speak.  

[SFoster21]

She intimated something insidious. Well said, Lisa.

[AndreaK1041]

Congratulations to Kim, she has turned in to one of the most awful women ever on any of the Housewife franchises. Quite the accomplishment.

[Mozelle]

I love how Kim got called on her bullshit.

 

Kim: I never implied anything about your husband.

BRAVO editor: *rolls clip where Kim implied something secretive about Harry*

 

Lisa R. and Andy: So, what did Harry do?

Kim: I just--I--no. It's not anything I want to get into.

Mozelle: *runs across the living room to pick up her eyeballs, which have popped out of her head and rolled away*

Edited April 8, 2015 by Mozelle

[notnowimbusy]

I can't stand I have over two hours to wait, but that's not stopping me from jumping in :-)   Kim has always said she doesn't watch the show, so that's why she doesn't know anything.   It's like Kyle saying "I can show you the cancelled checks", if Kim hasn't seen them, then they don't exist.   Don't confuse that poor girl with facts and reality!!!   

 

And - I can't help look at her eyes.   Did she really have her makeup done?   She looks like she just rolled out of bed, and has the dreaded morning mascara smudge under her eyes.  

 

PLEASE carry on, I'm loving the running commentary.  

[nexxie]

Too funny - LisaV and Kyle talking about "poo."

[njbchlover]

Okay only dogs can hear Brandi now.

 

She is reaching decibel levels that can probably be heard in space....

 

She's starting to sound like a dolphin squealing at times!!  

[Lakewood27]

LOL Kim.... you don't "simply" do anything, you rum-soaked raisin.

New nickname! Rum-raisin Richards.

OMG, the screeching from Brandi is reaching dog whistle levels.

Edited April 8, 2015 by Lakewood27

[blueiris]

Brandi please take your puff adder face and your kookoo for cocoa puffs friend Kim and ride off into the sunset over the edge of the earth....please just go!

[dizzyd]

OK, I'm tired of this now, its all just noise and pointless at that.  I'm ready for NY, baby!

[njbchlover]

What is wrong with Kyle's face?  Botox?  It looks plastic

 

I think so....maybe she got some "freshening" right before the taping, and her face didn't have a chance to relax yet.

 

Also, it looked to me like Kim may have gotten a little bit of filler in her upper lip - it looks more plump than previously (she barely had any upper lip before).

[msblossom]

So Kim is just making up shit from the poker game? And no questions from Andy as to what she thought when she found out Brandi was talking about her?

I'm know!! Maybe bc he knows she's getting pink slipped...

[QuinnM]

Kim to Kyle - You asked me to the bathroom and said Lisa said something about my behavior in the car.

Roll tape of Kyle going to the bathroom and locking the door. And then Kim following her in.

Lol. Kim is so stoned she doesn't even realize that everything she's said tonight has been a lie.

[LVmom]

Brandi how do you feel about this? Brandi how bad do you feel  about your kids not being featured widdle widdle sweetie? UGH! Even if I were on Brandi's side, which a lot of viewers still are, judging by the comments on Bravo's Facebook, this is just too much. There's just way too much Brandi coddling.

[SwordQueen]

She is reaching decibel levels that can probably be heard in space....

 

She's starting to sound like a dolphin squealing at times!!  

 

BRAVO needs to be responsible and put a warning on the screen before Brandi comes on, for those in the viewing audience who suffer from epilepsy or any other neurological disorder.  That voice is seizure-inducing.  

[Straycat80]

Eileen and LisaR did not put up with shit from Brandi or Kim tonight. FU bombs flying all over the place. Good for them!

Why is Miss Andy kissing Brandi's ass? Gah!!!