Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

2 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

I just came across a quickie video Kail posted via Instagram where she is checking out how to do anal bleaching at home. 

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NOPE.

2 hours ago, Tatum said:

Oh my god. Her life, her business, but there are like, a thousand other more immediate needs for her self improvement than a bleached asshole. She could not be more desperate to join the ranks of the Real Housewives franchise.

Right? I have a toddler and a baby. I have chipped nail polish on my toes, need to get my roots done, and need my eyebrows shaped. We have a fancy adult event this weekend (a rarity for us) and I'm trying to squeeze getting all of those things done so I can look presentable....and I haven't bought a dress yet....Because I work full-time and have two small kids....  Being high maintenance on THAT part of my body is soooo not something that crosses the minds of most moms of small kids..... 

Not to mention, I can't imagine how embarrassing it is to have your mom talking about that for the world to see or find. Her poor kids. 

[Sprockets]

1 minute ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Being high maintenance on THAT part of my body. . .

. . .ls something that has never crossed my mind, and I don't have kids, roots, toenails to paint, or anywhere to go this weekend.  The thing is, she obviously thinks people are interested in her anus.  That is how demented she is.  And yes, her poor boys.  The internet is forever.  

KARL IS A SWAMP MONSTER

[ghoulina]

2 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Is the asshole really a "do it yourself" zone?

You know she's going to wrangle on of her friends with the weird names (Quay anyone?) into doing it. 

[Tatum]

5 minutes ago, Sprockets said:

. . .ls something that has never crossed my mind, and I don't have kids, roots, toenails to paint, or anywhere to go this weekend.  The thing is, she obviously thinks people are interested in her anus.  That is how demented she is...

 

I don't know how interested she truly is in anal bleach. Here is what I think is happening- so she and Lindsie are calling around trying to get sponsors for their stupid little podcast. Their entire podcast reads like an infomercial for various skin and beauty products.  I expect that ButtBlanch or ButtSoBright (tm @Uncle JUICE) are just one of the few companies willing to throw a few bucks at Kail for some product placement. I imagine will be hearing about all sorts of odd products that don't have much mainstream advertising.

[Sprockets]

3 minutes ago, Tatum said:

I imagine will be hearing about all sorts of odd products that don't have much mainstream advertising.

Well let's help our buddy Karl:

Zeppelin carburetor belts

Elephant mascara

Truck exhaust covers

. . . .oh wait, she could use all those herself.  

[GreatKazu]

The anal bleaching thing I think has more to do with her wanting her asshole looking "decent" for the guys she is encountering on her travels. She is watching too much porn. 

[Mkay]

41 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

You know she's going to wrangle on of her friends with the weird names (Quay anyone?) into doing it. 

And she is either gonna have them snap about it or describe it in detail on her blog.  Just like her birth.  ?

[CofCinci]

Posts about bleaching and the confusing “Cumming” title —- she’s going to do porn. 

[druzy]

4 hours ago, Mkay said:

Unfortunately, I saw that too.  She hasn’t been home all week.  No kiddos in sight. Looks like she is stuck in a hotel room in Atlanta.   My child is 11 and except for her spending the night with a friend, I have only been away from her one night by my choosing. One.  I rushed home to get back to her.  She wants to argue 50/50?! Please Kail! 

[FlowerofCarnage]

I guess Kail is trying to upgrade herself in the looks department to counter the fact that she racked up 3 kids and 3 baby daddies  by the age of 25.

[Mkay]

Check out the Brianna thread. I usually never do because I can’t stand her but she’s stirring people up on twitter. 

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I guess Kail is trying to upgrade herself in the looks department to counter the fact that she racked up 3 kids and 3 baby daddies  by the age of 25.

We will read soon about a vaginal rejuvenation. 

[CaliforniaLove]

Omg, you don't look at a thread for 5 minutes & you come back to anal bleaching. @ghoulina "Quay-nal bleaching"?

[GreatKazu]

9 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

Stuck - like she's so big she can't fit through the door to leave?  

 

I know. Stupid. I blame growing up on Match Game for my dorky since of humor. 

Match Game was the bomb! I learned so much about double entendres. By the time Three's Company came along, I knew way too much. Match Game and Three's Company's risqué humor broke the mold! lol 

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you don't look at a thread for 5 minutes & you come back to anal bleaching

Hulk is the gift that keeps on giving. She doesn't want Briana and Javi to take away her limelight. 

Kail takes the credit, but Vee tweets it was Jo's family who did the work: 

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/slideshows/kailyn-lowry-helps-raise-money-for-puerto-rico-exclusive-details/?utm_source=Relic&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=KailPRRelic

Edited November 16, 2017 by GreatKazu

[SheTalksShit]

7 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

We will read soon about a vaginal rejuvenation. 

And another round of liposuction or maybe a tummy tuck and a boob job. 

[SheTalksShit]

13 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

NOPE.

Right? I have a toddler and a baby. I have chipped nail polish on my toes, need to get my roots done, and need my eyebrows shaped. We have a fancy adult event this weekend (a rarity for us) and I'm trying to squeeze getting all of those things done so I can look presentable....and I haven't bought a dress yet....Because I work full-time and have two small kids....  Being high maintenance on THAT part of my body is soooo not something that crosses the minds of most moms of small kids..... 

Not to mention, I can't imagine how embarrassing it is to have your mom talking about that for the world to see or find. Her poor kids. 

I was just thinking that. It probably doesn't matter for Lincoln and Lux, bc they've got quite a bit of time left before they're old enough to find out about all this, but Isaac is what, 8 or 9? He'll be in middle school in a few years and you know how self-conscious kids that age are already, let alone when your reality-star mother is going on IG posting about doing anal bleaching. 

[ReadMeLattice]

I'm just wondering what is happening to all of these people's vaginas. I gave birth recently and I haven't noticed any, ahem, rejuvenation needs? What exactly are they rejuvenating? 

[KittyKat133]

14 hours ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

NOPE.

Right? I have a toddler and a baby. I have chipped nail polish on my toes, need to get my roots done, and need my eyebrows shaped. We have a fancy adult event this weekend (a rarity for us) and I'm trying to squeeze getting all of those things done so I can look presentable....and I haven't bought a dress yet....Because I work full-time and have two small kids....  Being high maintenance on THAT part of my body is soooo not something that crosses the minds of most moms of small kids..... 

Not to mention, I can't imagine how embarrassing it is to have your mom talking about that for the world to see or find. Her poor kids. 

I also have a one month old and a 2 1/2 year old!! I am in the same boat as you to a T with the nail polish and roots that I put a boxed dye on while I washed a million baby bottles and changed diapers. I’m lucky if I get a 10 minute shower every OTHER day. Who could even THINK about that! Disgusting 

[Scarlett45]

51 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

I'm just wondering what is happening to all of these people's vaginas. I gave birth recently and I haven't noticed any, ahem, rejuvenation needs? What exactly are they rejuvenating? 

Birth affects each woman differently. I have no problem with women wanting a satisfying sexual experience after vaginal birth but 1. Please let yourself heal naturally first, 2. Don’t be a fame whore about it!

[ReadMeLattice]

2 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Birth affects each woman differently. I have no problem with women wanting a satisfying sexual experience after vaginal birth but 1. Please let yourself heal naturally first, 2. Don’t be a fame whore about it!

Oh, it's for the woman's pleasure? I thought it was just for aesthetics and I was wondering how often they even looked at it or if they were being pressured by their partners. I stand corrected. 

[Scarlett45]

28 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

Oh, it's for the woman's pleasure? I thought it was just for aesthetics and I was wondering how often they even looked at it or if they were being pressured by their partners. I stand corrected. 

Sometimes there can be significant tearing and damage to the vagina after vaginal birth (sometimes several though not one BUT these girls are just so dramatic) that affects a woman’s pleasure during intercourse. Also the hormones of pregnancy CAN cause the labia majora to grow which might be uncomfortable (chaffing/rubbing etc) or not look as they desire- it’s not my vagina so I’m not going to judge if a woman is suffering or uncomfortable or sexually unsatisified, but this is Kailyn and Brianna we are talking about.

Something tells me they want ATTENTION and acknowledgment that they have a “magical vagina”. 

Edited November 16, 2017 by Scarlett45

[CofCinci]

They do it because it’s FREE. Not for aesthetics. Not for pleasure. But because free shit is being waved in their faces.  Kail wouldn’t have paid for veneers if she had too but since they were free, she had them applied. Her teeth were nice. Good oral health was one of her only positive qualities.  Now her teeth are destroyed by these ugly, horse veneers.  I can’t imagine how “vaginal renunciation” will harm the vagina but it probably does. But hey, it’s free. 

[Scarlett45]

28 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

They do it because it’s FREE. Not for aesthetics. Not for pleasure. But because free shit is being waved in their faces.  Kail wouldn’t have paid for veneers if she had too but since they were free, she had them applied. Her teeth were nice. Good oral health was one of her only positive qualities.  Now her teeth are destroyed by these ugly, horse veneers.  I can’t imagine how “vaginal renunciation” will harm the vagina but it probably does. But hey, it’s free. 

Ha!!!!

I think you have their number. 

[Tatum]

2 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

I'm just wondering what is happening to all of these people's vaginas. I gave birth recently and I haven't noticed any, ahem, rejuvenation needs? What exactly are they rejuvenating? 

 

1 hour ago, Lm2162 said:

Oh, it's for the woman's pleasure? I thought it was just for aesthetics and I was wondering how often they even looked at it or if they were being pressured by their partners. I stand corrected. 

I watched the first season of WAGS on E! (I know, okay?) and two women were looking at having this done, and neither woman had ever given birth. One specifically mentioned doing it as a "present" for her NFL boyfriend. Gross.

[pheebs]

About vaginal cosmetic surgery...Everybody watches too much pr0n. Just sayin'.

[Mkay]

Nah.  Her age is showing. 

[Tatum]

See, if I didn't see Kail on TM2, I would think she was really a pretty girl. The last few pictures I think look really pretty.

And I don't mean that in a "she's a pretty girl, but her personality is so abhorrent it makes her ugly" kind of a way. I mean, those pictures posted on the last two pages are not AT ALL indicative of how SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS. Between the heavy makeup and the lighting and the photoshop, she looks like 2 different people. I mean, I could post a picture of Kate Upton on my facebook, say it's me, don't I look great?, and that's about as accurate of a comparison between Kail as she is and the pictures Kail posts of herself on Instagram.

[CofCinci]

Kail’s longest, loyal relationship is the one between her and those ugly ripped black jeans. 

[Scarlett45]

1 hour ago, Tatum said:

See, if I didn't see Kail on TM2, I would think she was really a pretty girl. The last few pictures I think look really pretty.

And I don't mean that in a "she's a pretty girl, but her personality is so abhorrent it makes her ugly" kind of a way. I mean, those pictures posted on the last two pages are not AT ALL indicative of how SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS. Between the heavy makeup and the lighting and the photoshop, she looks like 2 different people. I mean, I could post a picture of Kate Upton on my facebook, say it's me, don't I look great?, and that's about as accurate of a comparison between Kail as she is and the pictures Kail posts of herself on Instagram.

Kailyn isn’t ugly (physically). She’s a woman that had some great natural god-given features (tall, healthy hair, good teeth etc). Some people can go from really plain to BOMBSHELL depending how they are styled (makeup, hair etc). If Kailyn was actually interested in “looking nice” rather than a fake blow up doll, and wore clothes that actually fit (rather than clothes that injure her labia- never letting that go), she would be statuesque(spelling) . 

I have a minimal routine for the daily but love to go glam for big events (wedding etc) so I look hella different- nothing wrong with enjoying the glam look but I don’t pretend “I woke up like this”. 

[druzy]

He makes my heart melt!

[ghoulina]

22 hours ago, Mkay said:

And she is either gonna have them snap about it or describe it in detail on her blog.  Just like her birth.  ?

Holy shit, if we get THREE different descriptions of the event, I'm going to launch myself off a cliff. 

(I'd launch Kail, but I've already got back issues.)

9 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

I'm just wondering what is happening to all of these people's vaginas. I gave birth recently and I haven't noticed any, ahem, rejuvenation needs? What exactly are they rejuvenating? 

I've had three kids and my husband still can't keep his hands off me. He's never complained once. I don't know what these chicks are doing to wreck their vaginas that badly. I don't wanna know. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

On 11/15/2017 at 3:30 PM, Brooklynista said:

If she's in Atlanta, the bait and switch might be pulled on her.

IJS

I so wanted to there when I first heard she was in Atlanta. Thanks for having the strength to do what I couldn't. Lol

[Tatum]

6 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I so wanted to there when I first heard she was in Atlanta. Thanks for having the strength to do what I couldn't. Lol

I'm sorry, I'm dumb. I don't get this joke.

31 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Holy shit, if we get THREE different descriptions of the event, I'm going to launch myself off a cliff. 

(I'd launch Kail, but I've already got back issues.)

I've had three kids and my husband still can't keep his hands off me. He's never complained once. I don't know what these chicks are doing to wreck their vaginas that badly. I don't wanna know. 

I don't think their vaginas are any worse for the wear, honestly. If a 7 pound, 21 inch baby doesn't wreak havoc on a vagina than sorry men, but neither will the most varied penis. These chicks are just ignorant and they date ignorant men and they think they will be tighter and therefore more sexually desirable.

Edited November 16, 2017 by Tatum

[Maharincess]

41 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I so wanted to there when I first heard she was in Atlanta. Thanks for having the strength to do what I couldn't. Lol

I'm confused about what this means. 

[Tatum]

Just now, Maharincess said:

I'm confused about what this means. 

Me too, it was in relation to me saying Kail was pulling a bait and switch on guys (meaning she wears a lot of makeup and in the morning will appear to be a different, much less attractive person), and @Brooklynista stated the guys would pull a bait and switch on her, which @FlowerofCarnage agreed and said she didn't want to have to go there. But I don't know what the joke means.

[GreatKazu]

9 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

Oh, it's for the woman's pleasure? I thought it was just for aesthetics and I was wondering how often they even looked at it or if they were being pressured by their partners. I stand corrected. 

I am with you. I am sure it is about how it looks more than for pleasure. Not that females don't get it done for the other reason. Sure these bitches are getting it for free in exchange for promoting and advertising, but there are plenty of females who are not getting the surgery for free and are willing to pay for it as Tatum mentioned above. Back in the early 80s, one of my girlfriends had given birth. A few months later she was complaining about how her vaginal lips weren't the same as before. I asked her how she came to that conclusion. She said her husband mentioned it to her. I get the feeling many partners are watching porn and being crass about it when relaying their opinions to their girlfriends or wives about how they wish their vaginal lips looked that way or sometimes the female will get it in their head that is what their partner wants. It all started with the whole shaving the pubes to look like those porn actresses then the implants, and now this whole changing the vaginal lips and the area surround it to please partners or because the female thinks their area is not as pleasurable to look at. 

[Mkay]

3 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Kail’s longest, loyal relationship is the one between her and those ugly ripped black jeans. 

Ha!! Yes!!!!!

[Brooklynista]

On 11/15/2017 at 3:30 PM, Brooklynista said:

If she's in Atlanta, the bait and switch might be pulled on her.

IJS

 

2 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

I so wanted to there when I first heard she was in Atlanta. Thanks for having the strength to do what I couldn't. Lol

Being as PC as i can...Atlanta has a high rate of gay or bisexual black men living as straight men. Kail may be thinking she's getting one thing while not realizing its a whole nother ball game.

Edited November 16, 2017 by Brooklynista

[GreatKazu]

9 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

 

Being as PC as i can...Atlanta has a high rate of gay or bisexual black men living as straight men. Kail may be thinking she's getting on thing while not realizing its a whole nother ball game.

That is almost like what has happened with the guys in Kail's life. They think they are with a female, but find out they are getting a female sea creature instead. That sea creature turns into a Hulk. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

Ha!! Yes!!!!!

That's the look of a kid who realizes what a shitty situation he was born into.

[GreatKazu]

2 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

The person who should have a name change is Suds. 

[Fosca]

From what I understand, the current fashion in porn is for women to have essentially no labia or mons at all.  So surgery removes the fat pad and the labia as much as possible.  Which, when combined with the removal of pubic hair, makes women's genitalia look prepubescent.  Ew.

[toodywoody]

4 hours ago, Mkay said:

Ha!! Yes!!!!!

Sorry Lux is not cute still.

 

4 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

I am with you. I am sure it is about how it looks more than for pleasure. Not that females don't get it done for the other reason. Sure these bitches are getting it for free in exchange for promoting and advertising, but there are plenty of females who are not getting the surgery for free and are willing to pay for it as Tatum mentioned above. Back in the early 80s, one of my girlfriends had given birth. A few months later she was complaining about how her vaginal lips weren't the same as before. I asked her how she came to that conclusion. She said her husband mentioned it to her. I get the feeling many partners are watching porn and being crass about it when relaying their opinions to their girlfriends or wives about how they wish their vaginal lips looked that way or sometimes the female will get it in their head that is what their partner wants. It all started with the whole shaving the pubes to look like those porn actresses then the implants, and now this whole changing the vaginal lips and the area surround it to please partners or because the female thinks their area is not as pleasurable to look at. 

There was a show awhile ago about Jamie McCarthy who made vagina molds. They interviewed men about lady parts and they said they didn't like a woman with meat down there. So there was a woman who had the surgery because her partner thought she had too much skin down there.  Men have watched too much porn and think every woman should be bleached, tight hole, no hair and no lips. Back to Jamie McCarthy who made the vagina molds and put them in display, no vagina was the same, not all looked like porn star pussies. And if a man loves you and loves every bit of you he will love whatever you look like down there.

I just looked him up and it is called the wall if vagina. It was really interesting because women are pressured to change how they naturally look down there all for men who are the real pussies. 

Edited November 17, 2017 by toodywoody

[GreatKazu]

31 minutes ago, toodywoody said:

Sorry Lux is not cute still.

 

There was a show awhile ago about Jamie McCarthy who made vagina molds. They interviewed men about lady parts and they said they didn't like a woman with meat down there. So there was a woman who had the surgery because her partner thought she had too much skin down there.  Men have watched too much porn and think every woman should be bleached, tight hole, no hair and no lips. Back to Jamie McCarthy who made the vagina molds and put them in display, no vagina was the same, not all looked like porn star pussies. And if a man loves you and loves every bit of you he will love whatever you look like down there.

I just looked him up and it is called the wall if vagina. It was really interesting because women are pressured to change how they naturally look down there all for men who are the real pussies. 

Love it. I wish I had caught that show when it aired.

This is great! I just checked it out online. 

It can happen to males as well. I am reminded of a guy I had dated back in the prehistoric days. He was so preoccupied with taking showers prior to any foreplay and sex. He'd also ask me if his penis was too small (it was, but how you groove in bed is all I cared about), he then told me about an ex girlfriend who had told him about his penis being too small and how she wouldn't have sex with him unless he showered first. Poor guy. I just couldn't deal with him having to constantly jump into the shower prior to any intimacy. I have always liked spontaneity. It wasn't as if the guy stank or anything. Sheesh. 

The Kails and the Brianas of the world will continue to mar their faces, their bodies, and sadly, teach their children they are not perfect beings unless they go under the knife. It reminds me of what Tori Spelling once said about her mom, Candy. Her mother told her that her nose wasn't perfect and it left a stigma for Tori and caused her to get her nose done to get that perfect nose. 

[Maharincess]

I hate saying this about a baby but my god that kid is so very not cute. I'm a mean bitch but he looks like a future mouth breather to me. 

If I believed in hell I'd be mighty worried right now. 

[SheTalksShit]

So yesterday, Briana apparently posted (and then deleted) a text exchange between Kail and Javi. I'm not sure if Javi is TRYING to make her jealous, but it's clear that she IS jealous 

 

[poopchute]

Three laugh crying emojis!  Yikes.

[CaliforniaLove]

1 hour ago, poopchute said:

Three laugh crying emojis!  Yikes.

And 3 "n"s in "funnn"! I'm surprised we haven't heard news reports of a Hulk destroying cars & buildings in Dover.

Suds reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when they have to say the "not cute" baby is cute. I think I'd have the same face as Jerry if I peeked in Sud's crib (sorry sweet baby, but it's best to go through your awkward phase when you don't remember it!!). 

[LBS]

5 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

And 3 "n"s in "funnn"! I'm surprised we haven't heard news reports of a Hulk destroying cars & buildings in Dover.

Suds reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when they have to say the "not cute" baby is cute. I think I'd have the same face as Jerry if I peeked in Sud's crib (sorry sweet baby, but it's best to go through your awkward phase when you don't remember it!!). 

Oh you mean Lux is ‘breathtaking’!   (One of my favorite episodes)

[Pixiebomb]

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done.