Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[Brooklynista]

^^ LOL! You said Lerners's NY. Where all us career gals went with our first paycheck.

[MargeGunderson]

Did she have a boob job? (I can't keep up with her changes). Both her boobs and her butt look totally fake.

Edited August 29, 2016 by MargeGunderson
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[BitterApple]

12 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

Did she have a boob job? (I can't keep up with her changes). Both her boobs no her butt look totally fake.

Yes, she did. She had a boob job, lipo and Brazilian butt lift.

It's hilarious that Kail thinks it's okay to attend an awards show with her breasts exposed, but Jo wearing sweatpants in his home made him a bad father who set a poor example for his son. She must have a short memory.

Edited August 29, 2016 by BitterApple

[MargeGunderson]

Thanks, I wasn't sure but couldn't imagine that they are real. She's on her way to looking like a blow up doll. 

[GreatKazu]

18 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

It's hilarious that Kail thinks it's okay to attend an awards show with her breasts exposed, but Jo wearing sweatpants in his home made him a bad father who set a poor example for his son. She must have a short memory.

I was just looking at her Twitter page to read the comments and came across this:

 It seems Kail has been doing some cleaning up. Not one negative comment on her Twitter. At least, none that I found. Reading Twitter gives me a headache. I don't understand "retweets" and all that stuff.

[Mkay]

She cleaned it up earlier today. A few nights ago she posted some lyrics that had the N word in it. Some people called her out and she tried to defend it. 

[TaxNerd]

It looks like she is wearing a bra, or something, here

5 hours ago, Mkay said:

Please click and look at the pic. Hahahaha 

I've clicked like six time trying to remember to look at her mouth.  All I see are boobs.

Edited August 30, 2016 by TaxNerd

[GreatKazu]

@Mkay   in the future, when you post from Instagram or Twitter, try and get the photo downloaded to your computer and then post here. Now that Kail has deleted her images, they are no longer visible on here.

[MsSilverSpecs]

All that work and she's still hunched over. ?

There's just too much going on with her body..all too big and it makes her look even more frumpy.

[Mkay]

29 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

@Mkay   in the future, when you post from Instagram or Twitter, try and get the photo downloaded to your computer and then post here. Now that Kail has deleted her images, they are no longer visible on here.

Bummer.  So, those I posted a tinypic link to are gone? 

[GreatKazu]

22 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

 

Gross. According to some comments Kail isn't wearing a bra. That's exposed Nip that you see. Ugh

Notice how this image is no longer available @Mkay. This was the one where the photo was taken close-up and I noticed the piercing. She took it off her Instagram.

[TonAmi]

LOL from the side she looks like a cross between a blow up doll and one of those statue things you find in a haunted house along the boardwalk/a state fair. Hell, she looks like that from the front too! Just horrible.

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Notice how this image is no longer available @Mkay. This was the one where the photo was taken close-up and I noticed the piercing. She took it off her Instagram.

I did screen shot some on my phone and upload to tiny pic. I'll see what I can do. 

[EuropeanGirl]

4 hours ago, MsSilverSpecs said:

All that work and she's still hunched over. ?

There's just too much going on with her body..all too big and it makes her look even more frumpy.

That's what I think nowadays every time I see a photo of her trying to fit in tiny shorts. This outfit only made it worse than that, if that's even possible!

[crazychicken]

Not sure on the original since it is gone but this pic clearly shows her nipple ring, I wish she would erase them all each time I look I see another terrible thing the butt, the boobs, the eyebrows, the tatts. I like the hair but the rest is just wrong, that top is an appalling fit

[Elizabeth9]

Is her hair supposed to look that way, or was the wind bad or something?

[FlowerofCarnage]

 Talk about nipplepolooza in that top! I bet she thought she was being edgy but ended up looking trashy and thirsty for attention.

[Tatum]

Haha, Kail lost to Miss Chokesondick in a who wore it better? contest.

[butterbody]

Her areolas look like hub caps. Put those away!

[ChristmasJones]

I can't believe she would actually go braless!! That is so tacky!!!!!!!!!!  She really is desperate.

Was she dating a black guy at one point (behind Javi's back)? Or were there just rumours that she was?

[MargeGunderson]

As a busty girl (naturally), I do not understnad why women want fake porn star breasts. They are often uncomfortable and in the way, and buying properly fitting clothes can be a pain - wait, clearly Kail doesn't worry about that last one. 

[TaxNerd]

8 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

As a busty girl (naturally), I do not understnad why women want fake porn star breasts. They are often uncomfortable and in the way, and buying properly fitting clothes can be a pain - wait, clearly Kail doesn't worry about that last one. 

Same reason as why she posts daily mirror pics.

For attention.

[Christina87]

Girl, I hear ya! I have natural 36DD and would never have chosen them for myself. It's unfortunate that my job doesn't require scandalously sexy clothing, because everything has to be fitted or it looks frumpy. Guess I need to go find employment at playboy mansion. ?

[DangerousMinds]

On August 29, 2016 at 0:53 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Kail looks so different in her mirror selfies than these pics. All I'm saying is the angles of her mirror selfies are on point and make her look much better than in real life.  I'm not even hating - I wish she could show me how to make myself look so much thinner in mirror selfies. However, I only take them once in a blue moon, so maybe I just need to start taking them every morning and practice will make perfect.

And really Kail, you couldn't have worn a red bra or pasties? I'm sure all the parents as Isaac's fancy private school aren't horrified at all. 

I truly want to know - why the need to ever take a picture of yourself in front of a mirror? Vs. Just turning the camera on yourself.

[DangerousMinds]

1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:

As a busty girl (naturally), I do not understnad why women want fake porn star breasts. They are often uncomfortable and in the way, and buying properly fitting clothes can be a pain - wait, clearly Kail doesn't worry about that last one. 

Same. They are not fun.

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, Christina87 said:

Girl, I hear ya! I have natural 36DD and would never have chosen them for myself. It's unfortunate that my job doesn't require scandalously sexy clothing, because everything has to be fitted or it looks frumpy. Guess I need to go find employment at playboy mansion. ?

I got my double Ds reduced. I could not stand them anymore. I feel way better. I don't hunch over anymore. I am beyond happy.

Did Kail actually cut her hair or was it styled to look short? Her long hair is so pretty.

[dabronx]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... Kail obviously cares very much about her looks hence her 50 million selfies. So I hope she is actually happy with her bod. These pictures I think highlight one problem. Kail crafted her body via plastic surgery in a way that only looks good in very specific styles of clothing. And not one article of clothing she wore (or didn't wear) to the VMAs was it.  I got big boobs and I can not lie, although some girl friends will deny, that if I put my lumps in some little bitty frump and high waist pants I  look sprung. And not in a good way. Kail has a body that looks great in workout gear and bad in almost everything else she wears because she refuses to dress to her new body.  She needs a stylist.

[Mkay]

8 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I got my double Ds reduced. I could not stand them anymore. I feel way better. I don't hunch over anymore. I am beyond happy.

Did Kail actually cut her hair or was it styled to look short? Her long hair is so pretty.

She actually had it cut. 

[Christina87]

10 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

I got my double Ds reduced. I could not stand them anymore. I feel way better. I don't hunch over anymore. I am beyond happy.

Did Kail actually cut her hair or was it styled to look short? Her long hair is so pretty.

Oh I want to do that someday soooo badly!!! I haven't had kids yet, so I'm going to wait until after that, but then it is happening! Then I'll know that pregnancy won't stretch them back out. I long for the day where I can wear a loose shirt without looking fat, or a normal neckline to work without a cami underneath!

[Mkay]

http://www.kaillowry.com/blog-1/

 

Go read quickly ladies.  Javi and friends and commenting about this on Twitter. 

 

What ticks me off is that she says they have been separated since Decemeber. Then why in the world did they lie to Isaac and say that Javi would be back?

Edited August 31, 2016 by Mkay

[Christina87]

"I would never want to say anything bad about the father of my child..."

what world is she living in??!!

[GreatKazu]

25 minutes ago, Mkay said:

http://www.kaillowry.com/blog-1/

 

Go read quickly ladies.  Javi and friends and commenting about this on Twitter. 

 

What ticks me off is that she says they have been separated since Decemeber. Then why in the world did they lie to Isaac and say that Javi would be back?

Oh no she didn't. Damn her.

Edit: Some people are slamming her for admitting she was dating in December. Kail will begin deleting those comments.

Edited August 31, 2016 by GreatKazu

[Mkay]

Javi and his friends are on Twitter acting as if he never did anything wrong. To me it seems as if the way he is acting now is the way he acted back when he was mad at Kail for texting the guy from class and being a dick about the concert and watching Isaac. I believe that is the true Javi. Both of them are acting stupid but it is great entertainment. Sad I know. 

[Katt]

 I'm not a fan of Kail, but I really do dislike Javi more. 

[BitterApple]

They're both assholes who deserve to be miserable together. 

[neatoburrito]

I always (grudgingly, because as a person she's vile) thought that Kail was a good mom, and generally she is, but why is it that neither her nor big papi gave two shits about Isaac in this situation? I'm not saying they should have stayed together for the kids, but Kail was telling him Javi would be home before he knew it. That's not softening the truth, that's just raising the hopes of a sensitive little boy only to dash them a few months down the line. No doubt she thought her storyline was more important than her kid's feelings.

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A marriage should be between two people,however, since others feel the need to comment on it constantly with false statements I'm setting the record straight.

Bitch please, you invited people to comment on your life when you put it on a TV show season after season, and plastered it all over social media every single day.

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I decided my boys deserved to see their mom happy and witness a relationship based on love, not tolerance.

Why would you rush into marriage with someone you could barely tolerate? Oh that's right, those sweet military benefits and an entire family who can babysit when you're busy dragging your enormous ass to crossfit. 

I can't with her.

[Elizabeth9]

At least the girl can write a cohesive sentence...can you imagine a Leah or Jenelle blog?

[neatoburrito]

I'd never seen Kail's blog before and I was reading some of the other entries (slow work day...), and it's pretty funny how she keeps throwing shade at Jenelle. The third question on her Q&A thing is "Does Jenelle have more mugshots than you?" It's common knowledge that Jenelle has more mugshots than most people in the country so it's obvious she just threw that in there for kicks.

[ghoulina]

Jenelle has more mugshots than Ted Bundy, Gary Ridgway, and Charles Manson combined. 

Does Kail have a mugshot? I wasn't aware she'd ever been arrested?

[neatoburrito]

She has none which makes the question even more weird and irrelevant. I feel like Leah should have picked up a few mugshots by now but I don't think she has. I guess Jenelle's got more than enough for all of them put together.

[GreatKazu]

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- I filed for divorce in December,

Did ya now?  So why then were you denying any divorce rumors or even separation rumors back in January? According to links posted here, Kail was posting on her social media pages along with articles where Kail was all about denying any separation or even dating other guys. Yet, she is now claiming both happened in December.

Why should she be believed about anything when she constantly lies? Why should she be believed now?

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I decided my boys deserved to see their mom happy and witness a relationship based on love, not tolerance.

Your boys? I thought Javi was their father, too? Don't they deserve to see their father happy? Oh, and if you want them to see you in a relationship based on love, don't marry someone for their benefits.

3 hours ago, Elizabeth9 said:

At least the girl can write a cohesive sentence...can you imagine a Leah or Jenelle blog?

I don't think she wrote this. I think she had help from someone. Maybe a publicist or someone similar?

Edited August 31, 2016 by GreatKazu

[GreatKazu]

11 hours ago, BitterApple said:

They're both assholes who deserve to be miserable together. 

This can't be mentioned enough.

[ReadMeLattice]

That was a surprisingly non-immature blog post. It's not like it was amazing, but I expected much worse, much more pettiness. 

Oh well, guess I'll have to hold out for Javi's book for that, judging by his comments and his many recent slutty Instagram photos. 

[DangerousMinds]

I saw some pictures of some other "celebrities" at the VMA awards, and it seems Kail was wearing far more clothing than many! One pregnant woman was shirtless . . . 

[GreatKazu]

9 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

That was a surprisingly non-immature blog post. It's not like it was amazing, but I expected much worse, much more pettiness. 

 

More proof that Kail did not write it all on her own.

[TaxNerd]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

I decided my boys deserved to see their mom happy and witness a relationship based on love, not tolerance. 

Quote from Kail, courtesy of Kazu.

I don't know why, but even with all the lies and BS this quote pissed me off the most.

Their aquarium wedding was Sept 2013 and she filed for divorce Dec 2015.  This statement reads like marriage wasn't some hot and heavy romance she imagined, so regardless of the vows and promises she made, in front of Issac, she is walking away after only a couple of years just because she thinks something better is out there. 

This girl will never be satisfied. (Shout out to Hamilton!)

20 years from now she will be begging for someone in her life who can tolerate her Kailness.

Edited August 31, 2016 by TaxNerd

[neatoburrito]

I'd love for Peach to spill the tea on why they really broke up, but I don't think she'd step on Javi's toes by revealing the contents of his book before it gets published.

[Tatum]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Quote is from Kail:

I decided my boys deserved to see their mom happy and witness a relationship based on love, not tolerance. 

Hey, Kail, were you by any chance listening to The Real Thing by Kenny Loggins while writing this blog post? Your words sound like a loose paraphrase of the lyrics.

[SPLAIN]

3 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

That was a surprisingly non-immature blog post. It's not like it was amazing, but I expected much worse, much more pettiness. 

 

Kail saves the petty and immature behavior for the cameras.

[evilmindatwork]

On August 30, 2016 at 2:16 PM, ChristmasJones said:

I can't believe she would actually go braless!! That is so tacky!!!!!!!!!!  She really is desperate.

Was she dating a black guy at one point (behind Javi's back)? Or were there just rumours that she was?

Right? Good vibes to anyone  who can go braless but, as a naturally busty girl, I don't know why Kail chose to get implants if she thinks that's a good look. Girls her cup size need support.