Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

Where are the friends from CT? 

[charmed1]

She’s a hand model?! Keep her away from low talkers and hot irons.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think their life revolves around plastic surgery and booze

[goofygirl]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Yep…when you hear the, tell stories of their childhood and teen years it’s all just so pathetic and sad. They spent their 16 th Birthday sitting alone waiting for their dad to come home and hang out with them.

All the more reason why they need to see the psychiatrist STAT.  Instead of throwing $$ after $$ AFTER $$ on their bodies, they need some deep psychological help.  Maybe some meds.  

[Frozendiva]

Can’t you just say thank you, Darce?

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, judylo said:

Did the preview just say their dad had a stroke?

NOOOOOO! Let’s preserve him, he is a treasure just like Babs was.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, what a fun party! I am envious. I'll never live that kind of glamorous life. Thank goodness.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is a swinging party. So much fun!

[MagicEyes]

I’m not sure if I’m ever going to recover from the hot dog bun analogy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey put in all the hard work. She rented a bus and bought some shitty headbands. She's a saint.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol what did she plan exactly? They are just standing there…no music…no games. Let the boys go to a club FFS

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I’m not sure if I’m ever going to recover from the hot dog bun analogy. 

Here, take a seat over here. Drink some water. Breathe. Take your time, we got you.

[Shelbie]

If someone could work the hot dog analogy into a regular conversation this week I would be very impressed.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This party is pathetic. 

[goofygirl]

They're gonna have so much fun they're gonna crap their pants.  Or maybe they'll just crap their pants generally.

They needed a BUS for FIVE dumb people??  Can't they just get a damn limo???

[Hotel Snarker]

Florian shitting all over the party bus.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey, you HUSBAND is trying to tell you how he feels. That is not trying to "control' or "change" you. Jesus, these two. 

[judylo]

Well, guys, this was fun. Till next time!

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all. I kinda feel sorry for the Australian sisters, they have mental health issues

[charmed1]

Just now, goofygirl said:

They're gonna have so much fun they're gonna crap their pants.  Or maybe they'll just crap their pants generally.

They needed a BUS for FIVE dumb people??  Can't they just get a damn limo???

Seriously. An Uber, someone’s mom’s Camry. Either would be fine.

[goofygirl]

Well Jeebus.  It's over and we still haven't seen that rockin' party!!  I came late to THIS party but I bet we've had more fun than those morons!!

Have a great week, see some of you Friday night!

Hugs!

[Hotel Snarker]

Sooooo I had a very delicate, pink fish. I named her Darcey. As if manifesting her namesake, she died pretty quickly. RIP Fish Darcey. And it’ll be 2 hours next week! Hope you guys have time to manifest the drama! Have a great week everyone and I hope to see you lurking around the forums! Peace out. ✌️ 

[OneGuy]

Another complex episode.  Have a great week!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another night of quality snark from the A-Team. Did you hear me laughing? Have a glorious week and make sure your schedule is free for the TWO HOUR SPECIAL EVENT next week. How will I be able to wait? Take care and be well.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Good night all. I kinda feel sorry for the Australian sisters, they have mental health issues

They need some true professional help for sure.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Good night all. I kinda feel sorry for the Australian sisters, they have mental health issues

All that plastic surgery, just to end up looking like American Girl dolls. 🙁

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night peeps! These two are a train wreck but you are all fabulous and I laughed heartily. Have a great week, see you 'round the forum!

[judylo]

For those concerned about the Aussie twins: Their dead dad, through a medium, just talked some sense into them! I guess that’s therapy …

Edited March 28, 2023 by judylo
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[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is he wearing a bullet proof vest? In Barbie pink? That's it, I'm dead.

Who knew Kevlar came in pink? 

2 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think the people buying House of 11 merchandise just wanted to be on TV

All 20 of them 

2 hours ago, charmed1 said:

Oh no! They’re going to sing? Why wasn’t I told?

Danger, danger, Will Robinson! 

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, judylo said:

It has just occurred to me (as I’m really into makeup these days) that as horrendously overdone they look on the screen, they must look ten times worse up close in real life.

And reeking of a cloud of Angel

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where are the friends from CT? 

They’re coming for the next day’s festivities. 

2 hours ago, MagicEyes said:

All that plastic surgery, just to end up looking like American Girl dolls. 🙁

My daughters’ Samantha and Felicity dolls are offended. 

[magemaud]

My favorite line of the night was Zach saying to Darcey, “I used to be a trainer for hot girls but now I work with children…and SENIORS!” 

[Almost 3000]

2 hours ago, goofygirl said:

I think this is all Darcey & Stacey think about. Seriously.  They have body dysmorphia or something.  I can't spell it but something about them is really screwed up! In regard to their BODIES.

It's just so weird.

A friend of mine liposuctioned her tummy and did some research about after effects. It's important to keep your weight stable because new weight has to go somewhere and its why you sometimes see weight added across the back of the shoulders or other places. S & D are short and stumpy and I think have those oddly placed fatty spots. Just something I've thought for awhile.

[magemaud]

13 hours ago, MagicEyes said:

Did they invest in an ugly headband company?

They were supposed to be worn as sashes but it was their idea to wrap them around their heads (which looked absolutely ridiculous, IMO.) I thought it was funny that Stacey's said "Bride to Be"* since she's ALREADY MARRIED! Maybe Darcey should have worn that one instead of "Miss Bachelorette" 

* she's had one date with Zach and is already thinking he might be "the one." 

Edited March 28, 2023 by magemaud

[Welshman in Ca]

14 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

STACEY'S GETTING A REJUVA-VAG!  The moment we've all been waiting for! Wonder if she'll get her asshole bleached. 

Leave Florian out of it, he doesn't need bleaching.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, Welshman in Ca said:

Leave Florian out of it, he doesn't need bleaching.

Dead.

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

* she's had one date with Zach and is already thinking he might be "the one." 

They didn't even eat dinner, every one of her dates take her for one drink then stand outside till her Uber picks her up, they don't even take her home!  Yeah, Zack is the one, sure Jan.

[magemaud]

I’m sorry that Daddy Silva had a stroke but Stacey sobbing in the previews for this week that she can’t think about her upcoming wedding because of it drives me nuts because SHE’S ALREADY MARRIED! 

[Frozendiva]

11 hours ago, magemaud said:

I’m sorry that Daddy Silva had a stroke but Stacey sobbing in the previews for this week that she can’t think about her upcoming wedding because of it drives me nuts because SHE’S ALREADY MARRIED! 

I can see the sobbing because of the lost money deposits for everything, if not the full amount for the wedding.

[magemaud]

6 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

I can see the sobbing because of the lost money deposits for everything, if not the full amount for the wedding.

Florian said it was a waste of money anyway. 

[Baltimore Betty]

19 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

I can see the sobbing because of the lost money deposits for everything, if not the full amount for the wedding.

I doubt any money changed hands.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t forget that tonight is a two hour uneventful event! Rest up, everyone!

[OneGuy]

I'll probably be watching basketball tonight.  I hope everyone has fun snarking for the two hour duration.  I'll likely read through the thread tomorrow just for fun.  Have a great week.

[Frozendiva]

4 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget that tonight is a two hour uneventful event! Rest up, everyone!

They probably have to burn off the eps.

[judylo]

The shots of them sashaying to the party bus, hooting and hollering … what fools!

[Hotel Snarker]

Hoi everybody! Ready for the long slog ahead? Got your backpack? Got your supplies? Got your parrot hair permed high? Let’s DO IT BIG.

[sainte-chapelle]

Michael Benz is the worst kind of hanger on…he doesn’t even have to sleep with either of them

[Hotel Snarker]

Is it really a party if its just the usual people you hang out and fight with?

[Frozendiva]

They just couldn’t go to dinner at a nice restaurant?

[Eldemarge]

The snapping to no music is so sad.

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol at Georgi looking unimpressed with the bus

Just now, Frozendiva said:

They just couldn’t go to dinner at a nice restaurant?

That’s what I did…I was shit drunk after a day of wine tasting but that is another story 😂