Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aspen is sorry she asked.

[magemaud]

“Welcome to Cielos, ladies. Three of you today?” 
“Yes, and a camera crew” 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

The latest in Hajibs by Laura Ingalls Wilder 

Hijab-bathing suit hybrids are better in Turkey.

[Frozendiva]

Aniko, chances are you will meet some boys.

Edited March 21, 2023 by Frozendiva

[Auntie Anxiety]

That top lip is getting in the way of Darcey’s sob session.

[Hotel Snarker]

So she belly flopped at a Vanilla Ice concert?!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That top lip is getting in the way of Darcey’s sob session.

I was going to say that.

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That top lip is getting in the way of Darcey’s sob session.

It works kind of like a downspout 

[Hotel Snarker]

Aniko and Aspen look like they don't believe Darcey's story at all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Once more Darcey makes it all about her. 

"You're my life and my world. I'll be there, day or night. Unless I'm banging some Eurotrash or jetting off to Turkey for more plastic surgery"

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That top lip is getting in the way of Darcey’s sob session.

Puffed, overinflated, overinjected duck lips are better in Turkey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Aniko and Aspen look like they don't believe Darcey's story at all.

Just imagine, if you will, how many of these ridiculous, rambling, pointless stories these children have been subjected to in their lives. 

[magemaud]

Partner #1 is giving the side-eye to the idea of Partner #2

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys did you know that microwaves and  grapes do not mix? 

 

Edited March 21, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Once more Darcey makes it all about her. 

"You're my life and my world. I'll be there, day or night. Unless I'm banging some Eurotrash or jetting off to Turkey for more plastic surgery"

“Or just moving to another city, or an apartment across town, leaving you with your grandfather.”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey’s fake boobs have a mind of their own.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys did you know that microwaves and  grapes do not mix? 

 

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST?! I thought they just squeezed out the juice and made the grapes hot!

[Pepper Mostly]

I am now diving under the covers because this convo is causing me to have what I believe is called a "conniption". WHY? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Zach in the Sack sounds like a real humanitarian.

[Hotel Snarker]

Darcey will do anything to avoid actually exercising.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Zach in the Sack sounds like a real humanitarian.

He likes to "help troubled youth" wink wink. 

[Eldemarge]

See, I would see those Zach pictures and be like "Ew, No."  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Darcey will do anything to avoid actually exercising.

Well, can't fault her there. I have not willingly exercised in decades. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Zac is such a catch, why is he so available?

[magemaud]

Zach might have Rishi’s hair regimen. 

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right, Darcey like them young, dumb and sweaty. 

[magemaud]

How horny must Darcey be to get all tingly from a 30 second FaceTime call? 

[Frozendiva]

Is Darcey capable of meaningful conversation?

[Shelbie]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Is Darcey capable of meaningful conversation?

No.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Is Darcey capable of meaningful conversation?

I'm going to assume that this is a rhetorical question. The woman can barely order food in a restaurant. 

[goofygirl]

Uh oh... Looks like Georgi hasn't left just yet!  He might just slide in with the date with new humanitarian guy.

These two are seriously ridiculous!

[magemaud]

Those people in the Daisy commercial are positively delirious about putting sour cream on their food. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Haribo needs a new ad agency.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Uh oh... Looks like Georgi hasn't left just yet!  He might just slide in with the date with new humanitarian guy.

These two are seriously ridiculous!

Georgi's agent negotiated a three episode deal. 

[Eldemarge]

"I've tried to fix you up with actual men who are looking for a relationship, but you don't want that, so here is my fuckboy friend Zach.  He's as deep as you are, and wears shorts to dates where you can see how big his shlong is. I think you'll like him."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Those people in the Daisy commercial are positively delirious about putting sour cream on their food. 

I find them only slightly less alarming than those folks in the Gain ads who make love to their laundry. 

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Haribo needs a new ad agency.

Those commercials are so lame. They should have them for the sugar free ones that result in explosive diarrhea

whenever I need a laugh, I read the reviews. 
https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B000EVOSE4/ref=acr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&reviewerType=all_reviews&fbclid=IwAR0zRJjbzsGnL1NsIr8POo0h922LNXKRII8oSCCG6qi1iN2OJbZHornGQKM&mibextid=q5o4bk#reviews-filter-bar

Edited March 21, 2023 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That's right, Darcey like them young, dumb and sweaty. 

And foreign 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stacey’s entire look is making me roar.

[sainte-chapelle]

To be fair I’d be pissed, they should have called her, she is an equal partner and needs to know what is going on’

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Stacey drunk? She's looking distinctly blowzy. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

To be fair I’d be pissed, they should have called her, she is an equal partner and needs to know what is going on’

Stacey was rude.

[Eldemarge]

We are running out of room between the top lips and the nose, ladies.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Stacey was rude.

But its Stacey's MO. She lives to needle her sister. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

To be fair I’d be pissed, they should have called her, she is an equal partner and needs to know what is going on’

I’d definitely be pissed. It’s controlling and disrespectful.

[Hotel Snarker]

Stacey being the mean twin, once again.

[Shelbie]

I think it’s a made up story. TLC shenanigans.

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD THEY ARE GETTING A REJUVA-VAG! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Nonononono …WTF are they injecting into the vagina?!?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

More vagina rejuvenating? Does Sharp have a BOGO deal going on?