Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am crazy tired, woke up at 2 AM and didn't get back to sleep till after 5. I was reading this afternoon and somehow didn't get a nap!

What time did you get snatched?

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey: I'm sure there are a lot of amazing people here, who'd like to marry a strong empowered woman like myself. 

[OneGuy]

Darcey, please don't stretch your lips to look worse than they already do.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey goes down a rabbit hole trying to solve the problem of aliens being breastfed. For fuck’s sake.

Edited March 14, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

My friend’s students do this even after she tells them they’re not meant to be necklaces.

Is it the 80 s again? I remember 80 s kids doing that to copy Madonna

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

What the HELL is Leslie wearing? 

As odd as Leslie’s outfit is she looks far less tacky than the twins.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Yeah!  She could have used it for filler on one of her trips to Turkey.

Fillers, Botox, and plastic surgery are better in Turkey.

[sainte-chapelle]

Dude, he ditched him as best man, what more do you want?

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcey gores down a rabbit hole trying to solve the problem of aliens being breastfed. For fuck’s sake.

I am now imagining the old 1982 classic with a peculiar twist: The kids are milking ET, and it’s obviously totally weird.

[Pepper Mostly]

Love how Darcey went to the gallery and stood three feet away from Stacey and Florian, sulking aggressively so they'd ask her what was wrong so she could look at them meaningfully and say "nothing, its fine". 

[sainte-chapelle]

From the preview it looks like Oussama is already tiring of Debbie….those crazy kids 😂 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

As odd as Leslie’s outfit is she looks far less tacky than the twins.

The not so classy version of this:

https://www.lamarquecollection.com/products/zaina-smoked-blue-feather-bustier

[magemaud]

Two half-assed dates and Darcey is upset that Cicero took a picture with “another woman”? Doesn’t he realize that in Darcey’s world they are exclusive? Practically engaged?

Edited March 14, 2023 by magemaud

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Love how Darcey went to the gallery and stood three feet away from Stacey and Florian, sulking aggressively so they'd ask her what was wrong so she could look at them meaningfully and say "nothing, its fine". 

Exactly what an empowered woman would do and say. <eyeroll>

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

From the preview it looks like Oussama is already tiring of Debbie….those crazy kids 😂 

Say it ain’t so.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Two half-assed dates and Darcey is upset that Cicero took a picture with “another woman”? Doesn’t he realize that in Darcey’s world they are exclusive? 

I'd like to see Georgi post a pic of himself with "another woman" on social media.  She'd throw a fit.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

From the preview it looks like Oussama is already tiring of Debbie….those crazy kids 😂 

Told you! I wanna see how he urinates on her trust.

[sainte-chapelle]

Why does she need proof? He is no longer in the wedding you crazy old bat. Are we 16 with the three way calling…Christ on a cracker

[Pepper Mostly]

We're supposed to be getting another "huge snowstorm" tomorrow. So far every huge snowstorm predicted has fizzled out in spectacular fashion so I'm hoping our luck holds. 

Darcey orders Florian to call Georgi and HE DOES IT?? Sweet Jesus. 

[OneGuy]

Darcey even moves on BIG.  She is doing it big!

[magemaud]

That bustier makes Darcey look bustier 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Told you! I wanna see how he urinates on her trust.

Will that be before or after she falls off the donkey? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Trust back from what ? Florian did nothing wrong

[Pepper Mostly]

That ratty janky looking hair is just finishing me. HOW can they leave the house with those rat's nests on their heads? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We're supposed to be getting another "huge snowstorm" tomorrow. So far every huge snowstorm predicted has fizzled out in spectacular fashion so I'm hoping our luck holds. 

I’m hoping against hope that it peters out. I hate having to put on all the snow gear. Luckily, it will be warming up quickly so it will melt and stop bothering me!

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Darcey even moves on BIG.  She is doing it big!

That outfit? Uh uh. Uh uh. Uh uh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh look, its a perfectly serviceable function space. Swellegant!

[judylo]

Ooh the blue ocean is pretty.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

That bustier makes Darcey look bustier 

Will that be before or after she falls off the donkey? 

Better be after…

that donkey is the only thing keeping me going. I’m interested to see what happens. It seems Oussama has no other connections other than his animals.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Trust back from what ? Florian did nothing wrong

She is insane. The end. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a waste of money and I don’t care if Sharp would be paying for it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I'm afraid that Stacey's ill-fitting outfit will explode off of her body.

[magemaud]

I wish the deck no exist. 
I push Stacey off more easy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

The poor saleswoman from the venue is wishing the floor would open and swallow her. Or better still, them. 

[sainte-chapelle]

“Oh God Jesus Lord” you and me both Florian 

[Frozendiva]

What a waste of money.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

that donkey is the only thing keeping me going. I’m interested to see what happens. It seems Oussama has no other connections other than his animals.

Distant cousin of Adam the translator dude. Remember him?

All the snarkers probably: Uh, no?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing says respect like making your husband look like a limp dick because he is  saying something you don’t agree with.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'm afraid that Stacey's ill-fitting outfit will explode off of her body.

I actually let out a strangled scream when I glanced up and saw it. Its a race against time for those seams. They can't hold forever. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I wish the deck no exist. 
I push Stacey off more easy. 

If not that I fear you have da fraid.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Distant cousin of Adam the translator dude. Remember him?

All the snarkers probably: Uh, no?

He's the one with the kitty rescue!  I remember him.

[magemaud]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

If not that I fear you have da fraid.

I no have the fraid. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Sweet gentle Jesus she is now going to confront Cicero. She lives for drama. Being her must be exhausting 

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Distant cousin of Adam the translator dude. Remember him?

All the snarkers probably: Uh, no?

I do! His snark towards Brit was spot on. I’m not even saying this to be mean but Oussama strikes me as someone with issues…maybe learning or anxiety?

[JeanJean]

13 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The not so classy version of this:

https://www.lamarquecollection.com/products/zaina-smoked-blue-feather-bustier

Darcey should just go out in bra and panties, which she pretty much does anyway.

[magemaud]

Here comes Darcey in a dress she made out of curtains 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sweet gentle Jesus she is now going to confront Cicero. She lives for drama. Being her must be exhausting 

Right? What is her fucking problem? They went on one date! They are not in any kind of relationship and he owes her NOTHING. She is out of her mind. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, JeanJean said:

Darcey should just go out in bra and panties, which she pretty much does anyway.

That store has some really good leather pieces!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sweet gentle Jesus she is now going to confront Cicero. She lives for drama. Being her must be exhausting 

He didn’t even give her a friendship ring! Darcey, you were not a couple.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I actually let out a strangled scream when I glanced up and saw it. Its a race against time for those seams. They can't hold forever. 

There must be a lot of torn fabric in their closets.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Here comes Darcey in a dress she made out of curtains 

Darcey could make five or six outfits out of that much fabric!

[magemaud]

Show of hands: who pees in the shower? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jumping Christ, could we elevate the dialog a bit, show? Breast feeding aliens and peeing in the shower?