Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[sainte-chapelle]

Is t this the second date? Too early to meet the family. I’d nope out of that situation 

Edited March 14, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[magemaud]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Y’all think Miss Jen got the Marilyn Monroe/JFK style sanpaku fate there? (I would never have learned that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious word if not for @magemaud.)

You’re very welcome. Jen is very odd looking, especially in her THs 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian scarfing down that jumbo shrimp was even more wolf-like than usual.

[Pepper Mostly]

This awkward, stilted conversation among the three of them is giving me severe second hand embarrassment. 

Cicero has possibly been abducted by aliens or has to go to his nephew's hockey game. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Someone needs to take the shiny bronzer/highlighter away from Darcey. She slathers her face in that shit on her dates and it's hideous.

 

Right? Looks like she is slugging with Vaseline 

[charmed1]

Shrimp is an aphrodisiac?

[Frozendiva]

Darce, you can enjoy lunch with your sister and Florian.

[OneGuy]

Stacey is eating this up.  She doesn't need appetizers.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

What was up with that weird Jesus ad..what was that?

I was thinking the same thing! Way to “groom” kids with that thinking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey continues to humiliate herself in the search for Mr. Right.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Stacey is eating this up.  She doesn't need appetizers.

Stacey's whole reason for living is to twist the knife in her sister's ribs. She is a ghoul. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Shrimp is an aphrodisiac?

That is oysters….they are morons

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

 Oh @goofygirl you should move on, big move on from thinking too hard about this show.

You're right, of course.  I should just take it for what it's worth. Which is bullshit.

Love that the matchmaker is telling Darcey that she needs therapy.  THAT is funny!!

[sainte-chapelle]

No more fake Amish kids please

[Baltimore Betty]

I'll ask again, how many people do they plan to invite, I mean it will be one less since Georgi has been voted off the island.

Florian wishes the deck was not there, he is such an idiot.

Wedding planner says the wedding will be $40,000, no menu selected, no idea of the guest count, no decor has been selected, that planner is not doing a good job.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michele: Darcey, you need your head examined. Hahahaha

Darcey: How dare you!

[Hotel Snarker]

Cicero watching his phone ring and just waiting for it to stop so he can get back to Candy Crush…

[magemaud]

Poor Darcey. Stood up by Cicero and told the truth by the Matchmaker in the same episode! 
I just thought of something. Maybe she needs a SNATCHMAKER! 
(song parody ideas going through my head as we speak) 
 

Edited March 14, 2023 by magemaud

[Eldemarge]

So Darcey goes on date, has the personality of a 2x4, CRIES, and then when the guy decides he is not interested, it's the matchmaker's fault.  

Granted the guy could have communicated better instead of playing ghosty games like a 20-something but a LITTLE introspection, DARCEY???  Jesus, if she didn't have people around her all the fucking time telling her she's a queen who can "do better" maybe she'd get a clue.

[Pepper Mostly]

Love how Darcey thinks that everything everyone does is about her. Cicero posts a picture on his Instagram and she thinks he's sending her a message. Maybe he just posted a picture and didn't think of you at ALL, Darcey. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Cicero watching his phone ring and just waiting for it to stop so he can get back to Candy Crush…

I loved Florian calling him out for being fake rich. He cracks me up sometimes 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I'll ask again, how many people do they plan to invite, I mean it will be one less since Georgi has been voted off the island.

Florian wishes the deck was not there, he is such an idiot.

Wedding planner says the wedding will be $40,000, no menu selected, no idea of the guest count, no decor has been selected, that planner is not doing a good job.

They could probably rent a restaurant private room.

[Shelbie]

I guess Cicero just couldn’t handle a snatched powerful woman like Darcey.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I'll ask again, how many people do they plan to invite, I mean it will be one less since Georgi has been voted off the island.

Florian wishes the deck was not there, he is such an idiot.

Wedding planner says the wedding will be $40,000, no menu selected, no idea of the guest count, no decor has been selected, that planner is not doing a good job.

Oh my sweet summer child. That was a Sharp intern or the key grip's cousin who lives in Miami and would love to be on TV and will provide her own wardrobe and clipboard. "What do I say?" "Just show them the perfectly average function space and give them a number!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cicero couldn’t make it because the guy who rented the sports car hadn’t returned it on time.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I'll ask again, how many people do they plan to invite, I mean it will be one less since Georgi has been voted off the island.

Florian wishes the deck was not there, he is such an idiot.

Wedding planner says the wedding will be $40,000, no menu selected, no idea of the guest count, no decor has been selected, that planner is not doing a good job.

I thought the 40K was just for the place.  Remember that other one they looked at was like 75 or 80K.

Just for the location or whatever they call it.

[CainF]

Yo Florian! $150 will give you enough to handle tipping the guy in the bathroom at the wedding venue. Bird in hand Florian! Asking Stacey for cash for tips won't be a good look.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

They could probably rent a restaurant private room.

For the 12 people that will be at that wedding, yes.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh shit, she's going to blame Michelle for that cad!

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

So Darcey goes on date, has the personality of a 2x4, CRIES, and then when the guy decides he is not interested, it's the matchmaker's fault.  

Granted the guy could have communicated better instead of playing ghosty games like a 20-something but a LITTLE introspection, DARCEY???  Jesus, if she didn't have people around her all the fucking time telling her she's a queen who can "do better" maybe she'd get a clue.

I had a guy I dated exclusively ( yes we had the conversation) for 5 months in my early 20s try to end the relationship by ghosting me. I called that fucker until he met up with me to do it in person, I don’t allow that shit. 

Edited March 14, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[OneGuy]

Darcey cannot improve in any way.  Just ask her.

[magemaud]

Let’s all express our Goddessness! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I’m expressing my own goddessness and beauty.” Oh, okay. 

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, you need to learn to social drink.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shit, what is going on with this site? The middle of it is just white space for me.

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m rewinding this to listen again as some truths are being told

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooooh, someone actually tells her the truth and she instantly goes on the defensive. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcey needs to fire the matchmaker because she isn’t telling Darcey how fabulous she is.

Michelle for the win.

[sainte-chapelle]

The sexy thing is bullshit though, she can dress however she likes.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m not into taking taking critiques from a “man” who cannot even cancel a date.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey. Lots of people get therapy. Its not a scarlet letter for crying out loud. 

[magemaud]

Jesse: “Work on yourself, babe”

Michelle: “There’s more work to be done.” 

[Hotel Snarker]

“I’ve done a lot of the inner work.”

“There is more work to be done.” 🔥

Darcey can’t handle the truth.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, looky, Darcey finds another Eurotrash fuckboy who needs a shower. Quelle surprise!

[sainte-chapelle]

I do think she drinks too much and is exhausting. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week, fisticuffs!

[Hotel Snarker]

15 minutes ago, magemaud said:

You’re very welcome. Jen is very odd looking, especially in her THs 

Maybe she’s on the autism spectrum like I am, or has ADHD? Not trying to harm anyone here, this is speculating and not actual fact.

[Eldemarge]

Thoughts:  These people really have like one friend but need an expensive wedding.  Okay.

Also:  The one friend gets his ass handed to him by Georgi.  YESSSSsssss 

Edited March 14, 2023 by Eldemarge

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, looky, Darcey finds another Eurotrash fuckboy who needs a shower. Quelle surprise!

But this one looks like General Zod. He’s different!

[Auntie Anxiety]

That was fun. Now I have to go around the house and batten the hatches. Have a super duper week and see you next week when Georgi tells his secret!!