Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine: It’s a time that should be special to me.

Me: You already popped out a thousand babies. Get over yourself.

[Keywestclubkid]

poor Justines mom knows SHE will have to pay for and basically raise those kids ... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I set my cell phone alarm every Friday night so I don't miss the Live Chat. Tonight my husband saw the phone jingling and wanted to know who LAL was!  But, it's okay, my guilty pleasure is still undiscovered.  I lied and told him it was my boyfriend.

Has he put a tracker on your phone?  Are there suddenly teddy bears on shelves in the living room and bedroom? 

[LEILANI2]

How much money does Michael have stashed that she can quit a good paying nursing job and pregnant.  We know Sharps does not pay well.

[Gobi]

13 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Has he put a tracker on your phone?  Are there suddenly teddy bears on shelves in the living room and bedroom? 

Is that you, Monique?

Edited February 18, 2023 by Gobi

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

How much money does Michael have stashed that she can quit a good paying nursing job and pregnant.  We know Sharps does not pay well.

hes got that shoe empire money 

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

It's the big night, Bunkies!  I'm wearing my special blouse with the front cut open, eyelashes so large my eyes won't stay open, and no shoes at all.  I threw them in the street last week.  I'm so excited to see how this season ends.

Do you have a bottle of Prosecco and a plate of shrimp Alfredo? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

hes got that shoe empire money 

Yes, so lucrative. 

[OoogleEyes]

On 2/10/2023 at 10:31 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants love and support. That's why she demands them like a petulant teenager. 

Honestly, that is the theme here. Arrested Development. 

They're all such fucking big babies 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris reconsiders her decisions in 3…..2…..1

[Gobi]

Ashley continues crying in 3...2...1

[WaltersHair]

This is the saddest season recap of all time

[Keywestclubkid]

the eyebrows on this show never disappoint 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Aris reconsiders her decisions in 3…..2…..1

But alas it's to late

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

the eyebrows on this show never disappoint 

Nor the lashes.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

But alas it's to late

She can always ditch Cam before she brings him home to her daughter.

[Ladystardust]

I got my Girl Scout cookies ready for the season finale! 

[Keywestclubkid]

she pried things out of you?? GIRL you now they have it on tape 

[Empress1]

Ugh, Justine. I really don’t like her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck off Justine. You sat there like a cat with canary wings sticking out of your mouth, and your mother has been here THREE TIMES before. Jesus. Get over yourself.

[goofygirl]

Good Evening bunkies!!  I have my chips & chili con queso and big giant SPRITE!! WooHoo!!  Justine's ALREADY bitching! Why am I not surprised?  What should surprise YA'LL is that I actually called her JUSTINE and not BOOB SLING.

This will NOT happen again!

[Keywestclubkid]

when it comes to the music .... .....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

JuJu is doing a great job of changing exactly what happened.  we saw how she teased until her mom figured out she's pregnant. He said he would be late. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine and Mike having an adult, grown up discussion instead of breaking dishes and screaming is a new twist to the show.

[Ladystardust]

This is so dumb. It's not like she told her mom they murdered someone. She's going to find out about the pregnancy anyways. You're not going to the grave with that secret.

[Keywestclubkid]

she waited ten whole years ....

[Gobi]

"He's putting me in the same position he put me in when I got pregnant."

[Eldemarge]

I've had a pretty good week!  And now I can finally have a glass of wine.  Give me my delicious tacky trash!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Six minutes in:

Marry in haste, repent at leisure.

[WaltersHair]

The empty green beer bottle is poetic.

[Keywestclubkid]

yes you literally said your vows 3 days ago maybe if you actually spent time with the man before you got married you would know he snored and was a drunk asshole 

[Empress1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I've had a pretty good week!  And now I can finally have a glass of wine.  Give me my delicious tacky trash!

I have a very nice glass of wine poured, and I made a delicious dinner tonight after a long day and stressful week. Feels nice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes, Michael, by all means tell us about how you are a real music professional who is so caught up in the mad magic of creating your unique and special musical masterpieces that you sometimes lose track of time. Its your blessing and your curse. 

[Keywestclubkid]

such maturity 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

The empty green beer bottle is poetic.

Mute testimony to bad decisions. 

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I set my cell phone alarm every Friday night so I don't miss the Live Chat. Tonight my husband saw the phone jingling and wanted to know who LAL was!  But, it's okay, my guilty pleasure is still undiscovered.  I lied and told him it was my boyfriend.

Honestly. This is pretty funny. 

SO! Guilty Pleasures.. When we were first married, we fantasized about our "get out of jail free card"

Mine was Michelle Pfeiffer 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris, he’s your problem now. Congratulations.

[Keywestclubkid]

how old is this man again?? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Cameron is still shit faced.

[LEILANI2]

This marriage is getting off to a great start.

[Keywestclubkid]

did he just try to blame her for him drinking? ROFL this whole conversation is a huge red flag .. he is gonna be a mental abuser 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Honestly. This is pretty funny. 

SO! Guilty Pleasures.. When we were first married, we fantasized about our "get out of jail free card"

Mine was Michelle Pfeiffer 

Hall pass?  Keanu Reeves.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I've had a pretty good week!  And now I can finally have a glass of wine.  Give me my delicious tacky trash!

I had a lovely week! Retirement life rocks. Houseguest and I are going for a big food shop tomorrow, going to see a friend of mine's gig at a local spot tomorrow night, probably cooking a lot on Sunday, going to Ikea on Monday, going to see "Come From Away" (along with my son) on Tuesday. Its going to be a busy week!

[LEILANI2]

I hope Monique is on Life After Lockup, lol.

[Eldemarge]

"If you're not around to monitor me, it should be okay for me to black out.  I don't see what the problem is!"

[Keywestclubkid]

wait did they just spoil that he slips away and cheats 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Please let Ashley not be pregnant. There is nothing entertaining about an unstable woman having children.

[Ladystardust]

Oh no. Please tell me the homeless crying duo aren't pregnant. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley is 100% mother material.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

This marriage is getting off to a great start.

NOOOOOO! These two crazy kids can make it work! I believe in love!