Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

When aren’t you unhappy, Ashley?

[Empress1]

The fuck is she throwing her shoes for?

[kacesq]

So…Travis is like the most level headed person on this show, apparently. 

[Empress1]

I like Travis so much more than Ashley?

[goofygirl]

Man, old Trav has a BUNCH of tattoos, doesn't he?  And Crashley is just being an asshole. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck me, Ashley is a fucking MESS. I am screaming with laughter here. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

These two are both so fucking drunk, it’s not even amusing or entertaining. It’s just pitiful.

[Empress1]

I like that Travis knows the difference between jail and prison … but then, I guess he would.

[JenE4]

Drunk Ashley is here to upstage drunk Cameron. Where are your shoes?!? We’re having FUN!!!!

[Eldemarge]

Miss Drama is 38?  Wow, I thought she was 45 (even though she acts 22).  

"I'm going to throw a drunken babyfit so he'll comfort meeeeee!"  Gimmie a break.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Travis, it can't possibly be worth it to be with Ashley. I am exhausted for you watching you deal with her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Once they are sober, Travis needs to get away from her.  She is an anchor.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Crashley explaining that she's fragile????  It's obvious, babe.

[Gobi]

Remember kids, don't drink and walk.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I like Travis so much more than Ashley?

If I didn't know better I'd think she was the newly released inmate. 

She's mad that they're moving into his mother's house because I bet she's mad shrieky during sex. 

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Miss Drama is 38?  Wow, I thought she was 45 (even though she acts 22).  

"I'm going to throw a drunken babyfit so he'll comfort meeeeee!"  Gimmie a break.

Right? I'm just fascinated. She's acting like a 16 year old after a bottle of Ripple. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Miss Drama is 38?  Wow, I thought she was 45 (even though she acts 22).  

"I'm going to throw a drunken babyfit so he'll comfort meeeeee!"  Gimmie a break.

She does look older than she claims, and her pouting and drama would be too much if she were 18. It’s really not cute to be pushing 40 and stumbling around shoeless and whining.

[goofygirl]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If I didn't know better I'd think she was the newly released inmate. 

She's mad that they're moving into his mother's house because I bet she's mad shrieky during sex. 

No, I bet she CRIES loudly.  What else does she do besides CRY??

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

These two are both so fucking drunk, it’s not even amusing or entertaining. It’s just pitiful.

Cameron would like a word...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If I didn't know better I'd think she was the newly released inmate. 

She's mad that they're moving into his mother's house because I bet she's mad shrieky during sex. 

She's shrieky during everything; that is, when she's not sobbing too hard to get the breath to shriek.

[LEILANI2]

He's so nice to her, it's gotta be a long con.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Aris kept the receipt for her klassy pierced nipple T-shirt.

[JenE4]

Just now, goofygirl said:

No, I bet she CRIES loudly.  What else does she do besides CRY??

Trip over bathmats…then cries about it. So, touché. Crying is about it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Aris kept the receipt for her klassy pierced nipple T-shirt.

The bloom is off her "gangsta love story."

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

No, I bet she CRIES loudly.  What else does she do besides CRY??

That would freak out a new partner.  Burst out sobbing during sex?  Yikes!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The bloom is off her "gangsta love story."

What can you do? Some fires burn hot and fast. 

[candall]

Was Travis in prison for so long that he missed the life lesson
"You can't reason with drunks"?

Really, if I were worried that the appearance of a law officer would send me straight back to prison, I'd already be safe in my mom's basement, not standing in the parking lot dodging Ashley's shoe projectiles.

[Gobi]

Did mom just stick them with the bill?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Leave it in God's hands". Ay-yi-yi. 

Justine gleefully tucks into the food. After all, she's eating for two.

[kacesq]

All these people demanding support and respect for…getting out of jail?

[JenE4]

Justine is just eating Michael’s wings! Lol, take mom’s crab cakes!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

Did mom just stick them with the bill?

Mike can buy luxury cars and support 8 kids without help, so they can pay the check.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Did mom just stick them with the bill?

The least they can do is treat her to lunch! 

[kacesq]

What did he pay the rent with? This is all so sketchy.

if he was so independently wealthy why didn’t she quit her job sooner?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is definitely NOT dealing drugs. Nope. No way. Not a chance. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Did mom just stick them with the bill?

Well apparently she’s been supporting Justine and her grandkids for years, so they could buy her crab cakes.

”I paid the rent!” What do you want, a cookie?

[kacesq]

I’m sorry is the pregnancy news going to be better received in a few weeks?

[candall]

Put this woman in the LAL Pantheon of Mothers.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Well apparently she’s been supporting Justine and her grandkids for years, so they could buy her crab cakes.

”I paid the rent!” What do you want, a cookie?

No cookie, but he would like to eat his wings.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is definitely NOT dealing drugs. Nope. No way. Not a chance. 

He's going back to jail.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

No cookie, but he would like to eat his wings.

He better hustle back, then. Justine's doing a number on them. 

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Put this woman in the LAL Pantheon of Mothers.

I absolutely love when people in their lives are like “You stupid and you’re fucking up.”

[kacesq]

Yes Monique…the only drama comes from others, not you, you’re such a calm peaceful lady.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He better hustle back, then. Justine's doing a number on them. 

Well, she is a nanosecond pregnant, so there’s that.

[goofygirl]

Man, Derek looks like a munchkin in the car and Monnique looks like the jolly green giant!! What WAS that camera angle??

Now he's popping bottles at Monique!  Lort.  They are a mess!

[Pepper Mostly]

"There's always drama" whines Monique. She, on the other hand, has rivaled Princess Grace in graciousness and tact. 

[WaltersHair]

He shot her!

[kacesq]

Ah the bustier top with the visible bra…a classic in trashy reality shows…

[SemiCharmedLife]

Derek is Mr. Designer Labels, but has no idea about champagne?  And drinks out of the bottle??

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right, Derek. Call her out. 

Monique. Pro tip. He should be able to trust you too. 

[kacesq]

I can sense the passion lol.