Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now they’ll fight about whether or not she was lying about the car being in the shop. Sharp, you can do better than this.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chris and Gabby are fighting.  Who saw that coming? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now they’ll fight about whether or not she was lying about the car being in the shop. Sharp, you can do better than this.

Well, admittedly, the bar is low.

[Empress1]

Why did she lie about the car?

[Keywestclubkid]

she already took your money dude what else you got?

[Empress1]

I don’t know how old Gabby is but she acts like a child.

[Pepper Mostly]

OH FUCK ME GABBY'S IN THE SHIT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

You know how when you get pulled over for a traffic violation, you drive off.  That is always the best decision. 

[WaltersHair]

Go to jail Go directly to jail!

[candall]

THERE it is!  I've been waiting three weeks for this reveal!

[Elizzikra]

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How Pop Tarts were marketed as a breakfast food, I will never know

Because they go in the toaster.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do you think the poor old guy shuffling past them carrying groceries was an extra? Hahaha

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

THERE it is!  I've been waiting three weeks for this reveal!

Was it everything you dreamed?

[Gobi]

Is this car chase going to be a cliffhanger again?

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

THERE it is!  I've been waiting three weeks for this reveal!

I want to know what she did. It’s more than the traffic violation.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Go to jail Go directly to jail!

She already collected her $200+

[Keywestclubkid]

that be me all blurred out just carrying my groceriebag down the street lol

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Was it everything you dreamed?

I'm having a smoke.

[Floatingbison]

Meanwhile, Ken Khakipants just trying to back to his car with two bags of groceries has to walk through all their drama lama ding dong.

[Elizzikra]

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Is this car chase going to be a cliffhanger again?

I hope the producers have excellent health and life insurance.

[JenE4]

Now Gabby might go to jail?! She might be better off starting over with Love During Lockup as the prisoner.

[goofygirl]

Oh, here we go!!  Gabby's about to go IN on all HER crap!  She's in trouble for something!  Did she say she ran from the cops because they said she was speeding and they were lying, so SHE RAN from them??

Lort.  She is an idiot.  Obviously, so is Chris because he gave her all his money but jeebus!  They are BOTH morons!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is this car chase going to be a cliffhanger again?

Legend has it, Monique is still driving and screaming.

[Elizzikra]

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so is Chris because he gave her all his money

Didn't he only give her half and gave the other half to his mother? Still an idiot though...

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Today at the supermarket, I was looking for the LAL cameras.  There was a woman with booty shorts and a tank top, both two sizes too small, who had many poorly done face and neck tattoos. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is this car chase going to be a cliffhanger again?

Matt Sharp never met a plot point that he couldn't beat right into the ground. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just got released from Solitary, late but here...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Legend has it, Monique is still driving and screaming.

DEAD

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Now Gabby might go to jail?! She might be better off starting over with Love During Lockup as the prisoner.

Oh please, please can she go to jail? I know that's mean, but I really don't like her

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you had the obligatory Sharp tooth brushing scene on your bingo card, you just won!

Edited January 21, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Oh please, please can she go to jail? I know that's mean, but I really don't like her

It would be EPIC to see Gabby without her lashes and lip fillers and hair extensions, in a prison jumpsuit. Her mortification would be a balm to my soul.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Legend has it, Monique is still driving and screaming.

She'll drive and scream until she runs out of gas.

[Gobi]

Her daughter is the most important thing in her life. Of, course she is.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Oh please, please can she go to jail? I know that's mean, but I really don't like her

She'll be the inmate on the next series of LAL!!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Legend has it, Monique is still driving and screaming.

Ack!  There's a joke somewhere in there about dying peacefully in your sleep, not like the rest of your passengers.

Mmmmm.  Never mind.

[Pepper Mostly]

Cameron's been up the river so long he doesn't even know about ax throwing bars. Bowling, Cameron? Get with the times. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

Her daughter is the most important thing in her life. Of, course she is.

So important that she’s marrying a man her daughter hasn’t met.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Cameron's been up the river so long he doesn't even know about ax throwing bars. Bowling, Cameron? Get with the times. 

He just knows about the OG Ax Throwing.  😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron, pull up your fucking pants.

[Empress1]

I can see the lace in Aris’s lace front.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh my god, every time I see Cameron's hideous visage I literally recoil. 

[Floatingbison]

I may have an idea for a great reality TV show;  LITTLE PERSON LOGGER   ...he's real, my secretary knows him.   He's a legit little person logger.  I need to see how to form a production company and do a reel, sign him up and pitch him.  I have no television experience, but I think it could be great.  I need to meet him and see if he would pop on TV.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron walks like he has a load in his diaper.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, back to the world's most boring car chase. 

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

It would be EPIC to see Gabby without her lashes and lip fillers and hair extensions, in a prison jumpsuit. Her mortification would be a balm to my soul.

But she'd always  have the bleached backend

[Floatingbison]

Theres more to the story... he has a really big personality, a real character... my secretary and her mom know him fairly well.

[Keywestclubkid]

Monique in the next fast and furious 

[Eldemarge]

Monique, the lightning is about to hit the clock tower and you have to hit top SPEEEEEEEED

[SemiCharmedLife]

Once I had a couple of guys following me and my then boyfriend.  I drove to a busy downtown street and parked.  Once they passed, I drove right to the Police Department.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Theres more to the story... he has a really big personality, a real character... my secretary and her mom know him fairly well.

I think you have a winner! 

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