S12.E15: Disco Inferno

[Keywestclubkid]

So her staying in a hotel ISNT putting distance between you and the girls at all huh Diana?

[RoseAllDay]

The Aspen trip — is there a Hampton Inn nearby for Erika? And Diana shows a flash of self-awareness. I wouldn’t want her in my house, either.

EDIT — Toothless And Homeless — Kathy FTW, and bless her for taking the spotlight off of Sutton.

Edited August 18, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Keywestclubkid]

And here we go again ..... Erika what does it mean .... 

[Chicklet]

Why doesn't Rinna just scream "and you are ugly too" You know she wants to.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Okay, this charity thing is giving endless amounts of entertainment, even after the fact.

ETA: Erika is cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Edited August 18, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Straycat80]

‘They should really rename that organization ‘. Lol! Word.

[Keywestclubkid]

that charity that we acted like a bunch of wild animals screaming at each other was REAL important damn it ... gid rid of that FAKE outrage Dorit 

[QQQQ]

So that's what happened to Roseanne's afghan...

[RoseAllDay]

5 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

(Can’t get rid of the quote box, sorry…)

When is Sutton going to learn? She cannot win with this group, especially when Kyle sets them off. 

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that charity that we acted like a bunch of wild animals screaming at each other was REAL important damn it ... gid rid of that FAKE outrage Dorit 

And Rinna her fake grief.

[FlyingEgret]

I need real lemons and real limes. Real lemons and real limes. Lemons. And limes.

[WaltersHair]

Garcelle is too smart for Erika and quicker on her feet. Go back to sleep and don't pee on the couch,  big E.

[Keywestclubkid]

that's a false narrative if my real friends would have noticed they would have said something.. HOW did they not flashback to Rinna doing JUST that??

[eleanorofaquitaine]

"What's wrong with being Kyle?!?" Okay, Kyle made me laugh with that.

[RoseAllDay]

How many times has Erika been shitfaced drunk this season, publicly, and boasted about mixing booze and meds? She’s not a closet drinker. 

Erika trying to gaslight Garcelle…ain’t gonna work.

”Blow up your life…it’s your perogrative.” 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Maybe my favorite coneback ever, because that is exactly Erika’s subtext with this bullshit. It’s her life, she’ll destroy it if she wants, so there.

Okay, fine.
 

[Chicklet]

Well that was unsatisfying. I really wanted Erika's head to spin around after Garcells's statement. Boo.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Well that was unsatisfying. I really wanted Erika's head to spin around after Garcells's statement. Boo.

That would require demon powers, and not even hell wants Erika.

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

Well that was unsatisfying. I really wanted Erika's head to spin around after Garcells's statement. Boo.

I wanted Garcelle to go after Erika harder than she did. But she said the best line of the night to Erika with ‘no one has to make you look bad, you do that on your own’. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Keywestclubkid]

but NOW its been said pretty much out loud they have it out for anyone that's NOT in their "group" and this whole season has proved that ... Good God its like they weren't popular in HS so they are trying to get back at the world 

[65mickey]

15 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

So that's what happened to Roseanne's afghan...

Dorinda and her daughter wore pants and a jacket like this during her last season on RHNY

[sistermagpie]

10 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

How many times has Erika been shitfaced drunk this season, publicly, and boasted about mixing booze and meds? She’s not a closet drinker. 

Erika trying to gaslight Garcelle…ain’t gonna work.

”Blow up your life…it’s your perogrative.” 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Maybe my favorite coneback ever, because that is exactly Erika’s subtext with tI 

I like her saying her close friends would notice first if she had a problem, like she's not loudly doing it in public. The waiters have noticed it, I'm sure.

I also loved Garcelle saying that she's well aware that everyone's closer to each other than to her, since they tell her every week.

[Slakkie]

5 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

but NOW its been said pretty much out loud they have it out for anyone that's NOT in their "group" and this whole season has proved that ... Good God its like they weren't popular in HS so they are trying to get back at the world 

And note they are already going after Kathy - that paycheck she got must piss them off and how DARE she say the name of that charity that is so close to Dorito that we never heard of it before???  The Faux Force Five really needs to read the room

[SnarkAttack]

Phoenix was adorable.

Rob is normal.  Was PK trying to get him to invest in his new scheme to make money?

Diana jumping in awkwardly to talk about Garcelle, so dumb.

What was it that Erika said about Crystal, to get help and move on or something?  How ignorant.

Please Garcelle, put all of them in their place.  So tired of them thinking so highly of themselves.  Garcelle is the best at this game.

[charliesan]

Sutton used to exasperate me with wanting to be friends with these women but now I’m kinda living for it, watching Lisa lose it over and over and Erika openly insulting her yet Sutton’s like “I’m going to call you”, at this point I think she’s just trolling them and secretely enjoying how much they hate her. Also, I always thought she was about to cry in every scene but are her eyes naturally watery? At her lunch with Kyle I noticed it too and they were having a good time.

At this point Lisa Rinna should draw a villain mustache by now and call it Pencillina, she’s just such a fake flop in all of her scenes. 
 

Diana? Dorit? Crystal? They all need to leave, nothing would change if they weren’t there, although I do feel bad for Crystal dealing with an eating disorder, this is not the place for her. 
 

Garcelle is the future of this franchise and they need to cast around her, although not Sheree. I think I read she told Garcelle that Sutton was preventing her of getting close with the other women, but she knows Lisa lied about Harry being upset with Garcelle about the sauce (so stupid) and she was just there when Erika called Garcelle a liar… Sheree, why would Garcelle want to be closer with this group? 

[Vanderboom]

Erika's go-to seems to be accusing every Housewife who doesn't fall for her bullshit of being fake and a liar. She repeatedly admitted to mixing pills and booze to the point of losing control over herself, but somehow Garcelle is instigating by questioning whether Erika's drinking is problematic? Okay, Erika.

I'm glad the ladies told Dorit her charity's name makes it hard to take them seriously, despite her camera-seeking self-righteousness. The cause is worthy; the name is ridiculous.

Watching Sutton on this show is like watching a toddler try to do something themselves. She insists she knows what she's doing, but is so clumsy you want to offer her assistance. (You like to debate, Sutton? Then be better at it.) Why does she continue to confide in Kyle? Or try to befriend Rinna or Erika? She even kinda snapped a Crystal for telling her the "colt" comment was a tangent. Speaking of, did the Editing Gnomes cut Sutton's comment short or was I just not paying attention? Why was she talking about her horse?

[BusyOctober]

Rinna demands “deserved” “slack” for her recent behavior toward Sutton because of Lois’s death*.  Ok, so death of parent gets Rinna slack for the past 5 weeks of shitty behavior…what is her excuse for the past 5 years of shitty behavior?

* Hi Lois! 🦜 I just got a new car, please don’t shit on it as you fly by to see your horrible human daughter!  BTW, so nice of you to visit her so often (& her rancid fiends friends) when she barely gave you the time of day…until you became a fan favorite on RHOBH and her thirst to stay relevant rebooted her ‘doting daughter’ program.

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, charliesan said:

Garcelle is the future of this franchise and they need to cast around her, although not Sheree. I think I read she told Garcelle that Sutton was preventing her of getting close with the other women, but she knows Lisa lied about Harry being upset with Garcelle about the sauce (so stupid) and she was just there when Erika called Garcelle a liar… Sheree, why would Garcelle want to be closer with this group? 

she just sat there and let Erika call her good friend a liar and did nothing NOT even a snort or a hey now ZIP ZILCH NADDA

... that along with the interview she did that said if Garcelle would just not be close to Sutton the other ladies would be close to her SPEAKS volumes (so if it was presented to her that they couldn't get close to her because of Garcelle she would dump her?).. she just wants a in with these ladies and its becoming super obvious 

[goofygirl]

1 hour ago, Chicklet said:

Oh lord Kathy is something else, walk in and demand they give her nibbles.

I know, right?  That's ALWAYS what I do when I roll up on a friend!  I sit my happy ass down, I refuse a lovely glass of wine and then I DEMAND that I be fed! Anything will do!

Wonder what Kathy might have said if they'd thrown a bag of cheetos at her?

And, as long as I'm here....  I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Garcelle!!  She is the truth bomber on this bunch of assholes!!  Throwing that "Erika, you can make YOURSELF look bad" was GOLD!!  I noticed that Sharee didn't have nearly as much to say as she has in the past!  Think she's finally seeing the Faux Force for what they REALLY are??  It seems obvious to me that they're about to run out of ways to runnoft Sutton.  She's just not going for it!

AND.. it seems to me Sharee needs to do some real-life soul searching about her newfound way of making stoopid $$$.  Is she gonna throw her REAL friend (Garcelle) over for the Faux Farce Five??

THANKFULLY, in the preview, we get to see ..... ASPEN!!  I didn't realize the men were going! How fun!  We can finally see the END of this dumbass season.  Praise the Lort.

Edited August 18, 2022 by goofygirl

[Axie]

Kathy, if you came to my house and asked for crackers, chances are good that I’d just hand you a box of crackers and you’d have a work it out amongst yourself. 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

33 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

We can finally see the END of this dumbass season.  Praise the Lort.

We still have the Rinna Kyle Kathy shit to get to .. this feels like we should be at the end lol 

[Melonie77]

1 hour ago, WaltersHair said:

I'm surprised the poor Not Toothless people didn't knock over tables and chairs running out of there.

The poor Not Toothless people were just dismissed in the most obnoxious perfunctory way - as if they were inferior human beings and in the way of the Housewives grand finale fight of the evening!

[Axie]

Mauricio, you sound like snot is taking over your body. Blow your nose!

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, Axie said:

Kathy, if you came to my house and asked for crackers, chances are good that I’d just hand you a box of crackers and you’d have a work it out amongst yourself. 

 

I didn't understand that whole thing.  Rob and Crystal asked Kathy if she wanted a glass of wine or anything, and she said "no" - less than five minutes later, she's asking for things from ordering Rob around in his own kitchen - I'll have a cracker, and maybe some cheese - not that kind of cheese - this kind - no nuts, just crackers.  Now, get me a Diet Coke...."  

Kathy was extremely rude and acting all superior to everyone, and it's worse this season than last.  She is in her own little universe, where she is Queen, and everyone is there to do her bidding.  She doesn't need to know or doesn't choose to know anything or anyone who she feels is beneath her.  I think that Dorit was extremely hurt over Kathy's mangling the name of her charity (even though the charity should change it's name) - Kathy sounded supercilious and quite condescending.

I also didn't catch the entire conversation, but was she talking about saying something the wrong way and then getting totally "cancelled"??  Interesting that the editors threw that in - perhaps a set up for the Aspen trip??  

[Surrealist]

I'm about to watch, in a bit, but suspect I will regret doing so.

[njbchlover]

45 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

she just sat there and let Erika call her good friend a liar and did nothing NOT even a snort or a hey now ZIP ZILCH NADDA

... that along with the interview she did that said if Garcelle would just not be close to Sutton the other ladies would be close to her SPEAKS volumes (so if it was presented to her that they couldn't get close to her because of Garcelle she would dump her?).. she just wants a in with these ladies and its becoming super obvious 

Is it possible that Sheree is feeling a tad jealous of Garcelle and Sutton's friendship?  And, that Sheree was not made a full time housewife?  She seems like she's trying to get "in" with the mean girls so that she could possibly get a diamond next year, so she's digging at Garcelle and falling in with Rinna, Erika and Kyle more for her own benefit than actually being a friend to Garcelle.

[goofygirl]

13 minutes ago, Axie said:

Mauricio, you sound like snot is taking over your body. Blow your nose!

It's the weed.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Here's the thing with Kyle - I actually appreciate how over-the-top obvious she is about stirring the pot. And to be fair to her, with both events, she didn't reveal any confidences or anything. Sure, she stirred up trouble about asking about Rinna's wine party and asking Erika what she meant by calling a Sutton a "liability" but it's not like those things were secret or anything. 

It's champion-level pot stirring but it's all out in the open and Kyle knows that the audience watches for it.

Also, what's funny to me is that Erika/Rinna don't seem to understand they lost both round one and round two. I feel like round one (Dorit’s gala) definitely went to Sutton and her "surprise, the attorneys contacted me about your many, many lawsuits, Erika" and round two definitely went to Garcelle. But Erika and Rinna haven't figured out yet that they are outmatched and so they are going to keep at it.

[sistermagpie]

5 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Also, what's funny to me is that Erika/Rinna don't seem to understand they lost both round one and round two. I feel like round one (Dorit’s gala) definitely went to Sutton and her "surprise, the attorneys contacted me about your many, many lawsuits, Erika" and round two definitely went to Garcelle. But Erika and Rinna haven't figured out yet that they are outmatched and so they are going to keep at it.

TBF, Rinna thinks Sutton made a fool of herself calling her out on her non-thank you about that dinner, so...

[Melonie77]

OMG the ladies' disco outfits were awful! How disappointing that with all their money they couldn't do any better. They all looked like they were either wearing Halloween costumes...or the opposite like they barely put any effort into dressing for the evening and just threw on anything sparkly. I love Garcelle but that faux-crocheted patchwork dress with lace collar is hideous. And Lisa Rinna's wig is beyond ridiculous.

[BusyOctober]

What is up with Dorit calling her get together a “GAH-la” for the charity I shall not say because it is such a dumbass name? If you subtract the Housewives and their husbands, the servers, the party organizer guy and Melissa Etheridge, I believe there were 5 or 6 non RHOBH attendees. 15 people is a “GAH-la”??  When I go to get a mammogram, there are at least 15 patients, staff and techs in the office. I’m gonna start telling myself the reminder text from my doctor is really an invitation to the annual “Boobies, Not Boobless GAH-la.

[goofygirl]

I agree 100% eleanorofaquitaine!  I'm just not sure either Rinna OR Erika would even catch the CLUE that they're outmatched in the brain power of Garcelle!

It's too bad seriously.  And can I just ask?  HOW MANY FREAKING HOWIVES HAVE A MAKEUP COMPANY??  AND....  Did they ALL have more than one roll out of said makeup company??

Edited August 18, 2022 by goofygirl

[Axie]

I bet that Homeless Toothless charity wishes they never got involved with this show. 

[TexasGal]

21 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I didn't understand that whole thing.  Rob and Crystal asked Kathy if she wanted a glass of wine or anything, and she said "no" - less than five minutes later, she's asking for things from ordering Rob around in his own kitchen - I'll have a cracker, and maybe some cheese - not that kind of cheese - this kind - no nuts, just crackers.  Now, get me a Diet Coke...."  

Kathy was extremely rude and acting all superior to everyone, and it's worse this season than last.  She is in her own little universe, where she is Queen, and everyone is there to do her bidding.  She doesn't need to know or doesn't choose to know anything or anyone who she feels is beneath her.  I think that Dorit was extremely hurt over Kathy's mangling the name of her charity (even though the charity should change it's name) - Kathy sounded supercilious and quite condescending.

I agree - Kathy holds no charm for me.  From jump last season when she thought Garcelle was Kyle and then claimed it’s because she can’t see well. There are things called glasses. Contacts.  It’s not cute to behave badly.  I don’t care who you married.

[Surrealist]

"Google me if you want to get to know me." 

I love you, Garcelle.

[njbchlover]

18 minutes ago, Melonie77 said:

OMG the ladies' disco outfits were awful! How disappointing that with all their money they couldn't do any better. They all looked like they were either wearing Halloween costumes...or the opposite like they barely put any effort into dressing for the evening and just threw on anything sparkly. I love Garcelle but that faux-crocheted patchwork dress with lace collar is hideous. And Lisa Rinna's wig is beyond ridiculous.

I agree!!!  I spent a LOT of time at discos and clubs in the late 70's/early 80's, and these women really didn't do the theme justice.  They all spent more time and effort on their hairstyles - or at least their glam squads did.

I really thought we would have seen Kyle wearing her roller skates to the party.  She was actually pretty good at skating, and that disco skating was such a huge part of that era.

[funnygirl]

Garcelle is the MVP. 

• Google me if you want to get to know me.
• Speaking for all of us with pure annoyance at the Faux Force faux-forcing:
  E: Because these women are the closest to me. 
  Garcelle: Oh I know. God, you guys say that almost every other day. 
• And being unfazed by Erika's dramatics: "Then destroy it." "Blow up your life. It's your prerogative."  

These heifers think they can bully Garcelle like they did LVP, Denise, and their attempts on Sutton. I'm so appreciative that Garcelle calls them out because someone has to. 

Kathy is the most enjoyable Richards sister. (I do like Kim, too, and wish her continued good health. Kyle can go fuck herself.)

[Melonie77]

This may be an unpopular opinion at the moment but I find Kathy funny at times. I recognize her sense of entitlement but she can be self-deprecating too. Maybe it's because there is nothing else humorous about this season that Kathy seems a welcome bit of occasional goofy humor.

[tranquilidade]

49 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I didn't understand that whole thing.  Rob and Crystal asked Kathy if she wanted a glass of wine or anything, and she said "no" - less than five minutes later, she's asking for things from ordering Rob around in his own kitchen - I'll have a cracker, and maybe some cheese - not that kind of cheese - this kind - no nuts, just crackers.  Now, get me a Diet Coke...."  

Kathy was extremely rude and acting all superior to everyone, and it's worse this season than last.  She is in her own little universe, where she is Queen, and everyone is there to do her bidding.  She doesn't need to know or doesn't choose to know anything or anyone who she feels is beneath her.  I think that Dorit was extremely hurt over Kathy's mangling the name of her charity (even though the charity should change it's name) - Kathy sounded supercilious and quite condescending.

I also didn't catch the entire conversation, but was she talking about saying something the wrong way and then getting totally "cancelled"??  Interesting that the editors threw that in - perhaps a set up for the Aspen trip??  

Is Kathy insane?  The look on Crystal's husband's face was priceless. 

[njbchlover]

31 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Here's the thing with Kyle - I actually appreciate how over-the-top obvious she is about stirring the pot. And to be fair to her, with both events, she didn't reveal any confidences or anything. Sure, she stirred up trouble about asking about Rinna's wine party and asking Erika what she meant by calling a Sutton a "liability" but it's not like those things were secret or anything. 

It's champion-level pot stirring but it's all out in the open and Kyle knows that the audience watches for it.

Also, what's funny to me is that Erika/Rinna don't seem to understand they lost both round one and round two. I feel like round one (Dorit’s gala) definitely went to Sutton and her "surprise, the attorneys contacted me about your many, many lawsuits, Erika" and round two definitely went to Garcelle. But Erika and Rinna haven't figured out yet that they are outmatched and so they are going to keep at it.

I agree, 1,000%!!!  

We mentioned this in last week's posts, but I have somewhat of a soft spot for Kyle - because she has really come into her own and is unashamedly being a shit stirrer, just because.  She knows that's her main role on the show, and even though she does it with no problem, I truly believe that she does it completely without vindictiveness or maliciousness, as opposed to Rinna, who seems to get some personal kicks from stirring up trouble for someone.  Kyle has been annoying me this season more than others, though.

And, this episode just proves how dimwitted Rinna and Erika are.  Erika likes to think she's quick-witted and smarter than the average female, but Garcelle and Sutton (yes, even bumbling, babbling Sutton) have proven them both to be too stupid to realize just what assholes they have shown themselves to be.

[Melonie77]

Re the disco outfits again - IMO Crystal is the only one who did a good job. She's got a 70s vibe without being too exaggerated and she looks good! Love her pink sunglasses and faux fur jacket!

[Melonie77]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

And, this episode just proves how dimwitted Rinna and Erika are.  Erika likes to think she's quick-witted and smarter than the average female, but Garcelle and Sutton (yes, even bumbling, babbling Sutton) have proven them both to be too stupid to realize just what assholes they have shown themselves to be.

I'm so sick of the pair of them. They are not only nasty but are obviously trying to hold onto their jobs by playing villain roles. They come off desperate and I don't know why Sutton has just accepted the role of 'the target'.

14 minutes ago, funnygirl said:

Garcelle is the MVP. 

• Google me if you want to get to know me.
• Speaking for all of us with pure annoyance at the Faux Force faux-forcing:
  E: Because these women are the closest to me. 
  Garcelle: Oh I know. God, you guys say that almost every other day. 
• And being unfazed by Erika's dramatics: "Then destroy it." "Blow up your life. It's your prerogative."  

These heifers think they can bully Garcelle like they did LVP, Denise, and their attempts on Sutton. I'm so appreciative that Garcelle calls them out because someone has to. 

Kathy is the most enjoyable Richards sister. (I do like Kim, too, and wish her continued good health. Kyle can go fuck herself.)

I think Garcelle may be the only genuinely nice person among the group!