S16.E18: Reunion Part 1

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's reunion time.  This season's reunion will be shown in two parts.

Original air date 2022.04.20 

[DeeplyShallow]

3 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

It's reunion time.  This season's reunion will be shown in two parts.

Original air date 2022.04.20 

2 parts mean that the producers know that this season was a turd. At this point, it’s almost a given that reunions are 3 parts (whether or not it’s necessary).

[chenoa333]

I'm just trying to get psychologically and emotionally ready for this Reunion Shitshow.

So I'm watching the episode "Never Before Scene 1617" and I still can't get over Emily's bra(?) showing during her "renuptuals" with Shane. I've heard of side boob but Emily just invented "Back Boob"

Also, I'm officially a fan of Shane. Get rid of Emily. Keep Shane! 

[Stats Queen]

Of course they opened with a Heather montage 🤮

[chick binewski]

I mean, Noella's husband was married (or got married while he was seeing Noella) and she has another kid she doesn't even talk about. I like Noella for her capacity to irritate Heather but why is Andy pretending to be surprised she's on a freaky website?

[Keywestclubkid]

It wasn’t about the money … I miss my plane… girl lol 

[thesnarkiest]

3 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

I mean, Noella's husband was married (or got married while he was seeing Noella) and she has another kid she doesn't even talk about. I like Noella for her capacity to irritate Heather but why is Andy pretending to be surprised she's on a freaky website?

I am surprised she was HONEST about it.

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s a hooker point blank period … she trades sex for money and gifts … absolutely nothing wrong with that IF that’s what you want to do but just own that Noella … hell there was a whole show on bravo millionaire matchmaker that basically pimped girls like her out but stop this bullshit it’s not about money 

Edited April 21, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[thesnarkiest]

I think she took a drink of water to try to calm herself. You go Shannon with your coping skills. 

[chenoa333]

Shannon looks fabulous. Keep on hydrating girl!

Heather's face is moving south at a rapid pace. It's almost in Florida. No offense to the residents of Florida.

Emily looks like a lumberjack with ginormous tits.

Gina went to the Goodwill for her plastic ensemble.

"Dr. Jen" is BORING. They could put a roll of paper towels on the couch in place of HER and I would be more interested.

Noella. I like that she annoys the hens.

 

Edited April 21, 2022 by chenoa333

[SweetieDarling]

Omg! Emily! SHUT UP!!

[Stats Queen]

I used to like Gina and Emily but they’ve been the ultimate mean girls under the tutelage of Heather Page Kent Dubrow.

This whole Nicole thing is such bullshit. All Shannon did was make a comment, off camera, to Gina and Emily about Nicole, but now Heather says she broke the “girl code”. I’m so annoyed that they are continuing on this no story line.

[JonnieUniteUs]

11 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Shannon looks fabulous. Keep on hydrating girl!

Heather's face is moving south at a rapid pace. It's almost in Florida. No offense to the residents of Florida.

Emily looks like a lumberjack with ginormous tits.

Gina went to the Goodwill for her plastic ensemble.

"Dr. Jen" is BORING. They could put a roll of paper towels on the vouch in place of HER and I would be more interested.

Noella. I like that she annoys the hens.

 

Lol So much of the stuff you post is hilarious!  It’s gold Jerry!  Gold!

[StevieRocks]

Oh, shut up, Madame Puppet Heather. Your "bread and butter" isn't Miss Terry cutting sloppy silicone fun bags into hags--You two make money by fame-whoring and shilling snake oil. You looked like a middle-aged hag in a high school play with your lines about "not a threat, a promise.," which you no doubt practiced in the mirror like a desperate failed "actress." 🙄 You're an idiot.

Edited April 21, 2022 by StevieRocks

[JonnieUniteUs]

2 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

 

I used to like Gina and Emily but they’ve been the ultimate mean girls

 

Yeah😕

[thesnarkiest]

Emily "AM I allowed to talk?

Me: "No, please shut up Emily. "

[Stats Queen]

Heather said she didn’t threaten Shannon. Sounded like a threat to me, or a actress auditioning for the female reboot of Vito Corleone in The Godfather.

[nexxie]

Jen looks to be in pain.

[chenoa333]

5 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

I used to like Gina and Emily but they’ve been the ultimate mean girls under the tutelage of Heather Page Kent Dubrow.

Gina has become this cocky arrogant bitch with nothing to back it up. All she has is desperation and it stinks. 

[StevieRocks]

Nice! --An ad for the Ho-wives of Dubai! I hope they're so rich they make these washed up hags look like welfare cases!

 

[njbchlover]

5 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Jen looks to be in pain.

.....always.  Her brain is hurting because she doesn't know whether to call her husband Ryan and Rhyne.  

[Pondlass1]

Does Emily have eyeballs? 

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, Pondlass1 said:

Does Emily have eyeballs? 

And why is she wearing one of her little daughter's dresses??  

[JonnieUniteUs]

3 minutes ago, StevieRocks said:

Nice! --An ad for the Ho-wives of Dubai! I hope they're so rich they make these washed up hags look like welfare cases!

 

The Dubai housewives look very interesting!  I would think the clothes and hotels and views etc will be fabulous and the lifestyle including the laws etc should be so interesting.  They all looked quite beautiful as well.  At the moment I’m looking forward to it.

 

 

 

[thesnarkiest]

Just now, njbchlover said:

And why is she wearing one of her little daughter's dresses??  

Yea it looks like a forever 21 dress. 

[JonnieUniteUs]

Just now, njbchlover said:

And why is she wearing one of her little daughter's dresses??  

If the tits don’t fit you must acquit.   
 

 

 

sorry that’s could probably be construed as quite inappropriate.😑

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, JonnieUniteUs said:

The Dubai housewives look very interesting!  I would think the clothes and hotels and views etc will be fabulous and the lifestyle including the laws etc should be so interesting.  They all looked quite beautiful as well.  At the moment I’m looking forward to it.

 

 

 

Caroline Standish from "Ladies of London" is on it - I think it will be great!  Just for the travel porn!!  

[chenoa333]

Gina looks like shit. A combination of too much spray on tan, too much body oil, too much bad "fashion", too much stupidity. She is the "poor" woman of RHOC. She needs to GO. Instacart is hiring. So is Uber Eats 

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, chenoa333 said:

Gina looks like shit. A combination of too much spray on tan, too much body oil, too much bad "fashion", too much stupidity. She is the "poor" woman of RHOC. She needs to GO. Instacart is hiring. So is Uber Eats 

Do they accept drivers with a prior DUI conviction?  

Gina has taken Tamra's spot as the "poor" one (and also, the nasty one)!!!  

Edited April 21, 2022 by njbchlover

[chick binewski]

10 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

I used to like Gina and Emily but they’ve been the ultimate mean girls under the tutelage of Heather Page Kent Dubrow.

This whole Nicole thing is such bullshit. All Shannon did was make a comment, off camera, to Gina and Emily about Nicole, but now Heather says she broke the “girl code”. I’m so annoyed that they are continuing on this no story line.

Heather is not only leaving out the fact that both Emily & Gina repeated the lawsuit information on-camera ad nauseum, she's completely omitting that she was talking about David's affair to her friends AND Tamra and that's how it first made news on the show. Her re-framing of this situation is ballsy AF.

9 minutes ago, StevieRocks said:

Oh, shut up, Madame Puppet Heather. Your "bread and butter" isn't Miss Terry cutting sloppy silicone fun bags into hags--You two make money by fame-whoring and shilling snake oil. You looked like a middle-aged hag in a high school play with your lines about "not a threat, a promise.," which you no doubt practiced in the mirror like a desperate failed "actress." 🙄 You're an idiot.

She says "bread and butter" like her very special family wouldn't be able to eat bc of Shannon's off-camera conversation. First, I think it would pretty difficult to find a surgeon (especially a plastic surgeon) that has not been sued. Second, you & your husband have oceanfront property and closets full of designer clothing based on the insecurity and conformity of other women so shove your "girl code".

Argghhh I cannot with Heather! Or Gina. Or Emily.

[Stats Queen]

So apparently this is the Heather show. Andy drooling over and coddling Heather is one of the reasons I can’t stand him.

[Lady of nod]

34 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Shannon looks fabulous. Keep on hydrating girl!

Heather's face is moving south at a rapid pace. It's almost in Florida. No offense to the residents of Florida.

Emily looks like a lumberjack with ginormous tits.

Gina went to the Goodwill for her plastic ensemble.

"Dr. Jen" is BORING. They could put a roll of paper towels on the couch in place of HER and I would be more interested.

Noella. I like that she annoys the hens.

 

You nailed it. Just to add Emily - that dress!!!  Get a stylist girl. Ruffles are not your friends. And while you’re at it just shut up. 

[FlyingEgret]

Heather can't remember the words of her non-threat? Maybe if they showed the clip for a THIRD time in a single episode it might help...

[JonnieUniteUs]

8 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Gina looks like shit

I think her hair and makeup look great.  Her outfit is not flattering her though.  Different top that is not cropped would be a huge improvement.  Emily’s outfit seems way too small.  Heathers is so boring and non-descript.   Are these outfits something that they got from project runway? I did not see that episode

Does it seem  Dr. Jen keep looking for the Exit signs hoping for a fire alarm?🤔

[65mickey]

When Shannon told Emily that the discussion was between Gina and her, Emily said am I not allowed to have an opinion.  I screamed you have had an opinion about everything said so far tonight so shut up for a change.

[chlban]

On 4/16/2022 at 10:50 PM, DeeplyShallow said:

2 parts mean that the producers know that this season was a turd. At this point, it’s almost a given that reunions are 3 parts (whether or not it’s necessary).

Yep. Salt Lake got 3 and their season sucked too.

[chenoa333]

23 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

Does Emily have eyeballs? 

Not anymore. They have been botoxed into her skull.

[rustyspigot]

7 minutes ago, JonnieUniteUs said:

Does it seem  Dr. Jen keep looking for the Exit signs hoping for a fire alarm?🤔

Why was she doing that? And why did they keep going to her for a reaction shot.

(Emily yells about something again)  Cut to Jen.😐

[njbchlover]

3 minutes ago, chlban said:

Yep. Salt Lake got 3 and their season sucked too.

I think the difference is there is no "husbands" segment on OC.  Thank you, Jesus!!!  (said in my best Melissa Gorga voice!!)

[65mickey]

I admit that I wasn't paying close  attention to this show but did Jen say anything at all after greeting Andy? From the previews it looks like next week is another pile on Shannon. Her only ally is Noella and so far she hasn't opened her mouth to support Shannon. I wonder if she has decided that she is better off witht the the 3 witches fo the OC?

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, JonnieUniteUs said:

I think her hair and makeup look great.  Her outfit is not flattering her though.  Different top that is not cropped would be a huge improvement.  Emily’s outfit seems way too small.  Heathers is so boring and non-descript.   Are these outfits something that they got from project runway? I did not see that episode

Does it seem  Dr. Jen keep looking for the Exit signs hoping for a fire alarm?🤔

Emily does not want to accept realize that she is actually about four sizes larger than the clothes she squeezes herself into.  Heather looked like she was auditioning for a 1950's movie.  I agree about Gina - hair and face makeup looked great - outfit looked like a cross between work-out gear and a gold "I Dream of Jeannie" costume.  

Only Shannon contracted with her Project Runway designer (when they did a crossover show) for a dress.  The designer (Bones) totally screwed up and brought her a completely unwearable garment, unless she wanted to look like Mrs. Roper dressed as Big Bird.  They had to scramble to find her a replacement outfit.  There were all kinds of stories out about it at the time.  When Shannon was on PR, he actually made a very nice dress for her, so that's why she decided to give him a chance.  Guess he blew that!!  

Dr. Jen who???  

Edited April 21, 2022 by njbchlover

[65mickey]

4 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I think the difference is there is no "husbands" segment on OC.  Thank you, Jesus!!!  (said in my best Melissa Gorga voice!!)

I am surprised that Dr.Terry wasn't given a prime spot on the reunion to hold forth on his and Heather's blissful union. And in doing so he could get free advertising for their new show. 

[njbchlover]

6 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

I admit that I wasn't paying close  attention to this show but did Jen say anything at all after greeting Andy? From the previews it looks like next week is another pile on Shannon. Her only ally is Noella and so far she hasn't opened her mouth to support Shannon. I wonder if she has decided that she is better off witht the the 3 witches fo the OC?

I agree with you and was thinking the same.  Noella's trying to hedge her bets so she can be renewed for next season.  And, if couch placement is any indication, I think that's doubtful for both her and Dr. Jen.

[Axie]

Where is the Emily I used to like?

[njbchlover]

3 minutes ago, Axie said:

Where is the Emily I used to like?

That Emily is lost under ridiculous false eyelashes, along with her eyeballs.  

Edited April 21, 2022 by njbchlover

[rustyspigot]

10 minutes ago, Axie said:

Where is the Emily I used to like?

I think she was exposed to gamma rays.

[Stats Queen]

12 minutes ago, Axie said:

Where is the Emily I used to like?

I miss her also, and Season 2 Gina.

I also miss Shannon’s face. She looked so gorgeous and then did a but of fillers or something - makes me sad.

[goofygirl]

Welp, THAT was a shitshow in progress!  I cannot with almost all of them anymore. 

Gina? Bye bitch.

Emily? Go home you skank.

Heather? Cya Madame.  You did NOTHING to make this season MEMORABLE unless you want to mention " You will LOSE MORE THAN MY FRIENDSHIP" Seriously?

Dr. Jen: Leave now while your practice has a CHANCE of surviving, otherwise, WHO WILL BE YOUR PATIENTS NOW??

Shannon?  You do NOT have to be the whipping girl for this bunch of whiny bitches.  You MAY need to find a new job?

Noella: You did OK for a while and it's soo satisfying to see SOMEBODY give Madame the what-for but this show is going down the tubes.  Go on and have a good life and stop with the teevee popularity contest.

And finally... Andy Cohen?  Your gamble on Madame bringing it for the RHOC was a total FAIL.  Just pull the plug.

FAST.  It's easier that way.  Just like a band-aid.

Edited April 21, 2022 by goofygirl

[Joe Bacigaloop]

Emily should have worn the bear suit.

It fit better.

[njbchlover]

3 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

I miss her also, and Season 2 Gina.

I also miss Shannon’s face. She looked so gorgeous and then did a but of fillers or something - makes me sad.

When you see the flashbacks of previous seasons, you see how beautiful Shannon was, before she started messing with her face.  I think she got a nose job (her nostrils look completely tweaked), plus all the fillers, then filler dissolvers, and that other non-surgical facelift thing she did a few years ago really did her no favors.  She would have been better off just having an actual surgical mini-facelift during the off-season.