Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Doublemint]

Miss $30,000 or $40,000 ring with the hooker shoes - this is sad.

[candall]

Has she been sublimating her celibacy with this forty thousand dollar ring for the entire thirteen years??

[Floatingbison]

 With those shoes, the police might well think she works for a manager named Wallace or Pepper Jack.

[Pepper Mostly]

What kind of "career" does a convicted felon pursue? And one that would stretch to a $40,000 ring? 

 

[Empress1]

Thirteen years. You dizzy broad! Where are her people? Who let her do this?

[OoogleEyes]

Trashy

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

 With those shoes, the police might well think she works for a manager named Wallace or Pepper Jack.

Or Squee Bastard!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The police give her a ticket for solicitation. She looks the part, doesn’t she? And the No Panty Line just adds to the effect.

[goofygirl]

Oh goody.  Kayla!!

And the Prince has already messed up?  Oh hell naw!

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Miss $30,000 or $40,000 ring with the hooker shoes - this is sad.

People with careers can’t afford $40K rings. Her man has no work history and at least one felony. GIRL.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What kind of "career" does a convicted felon pursue? And one that would stretch to a $40,000 ring? 

 

He must be the heir to the Ritz Cracker fortune. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

 

And the Prince has already messed up?  Oh hell naw!

Well. I, for one, am shocked. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What kind of "career" does a convicted felon pursue? And one that would stretch to a $40,000 ring? 

 

Plumber.  Electrician.  HVAC repairman.  Tattoo artist.  Rapper.  Drug Dealer..... oh wait!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

He must be the heir to the Ritz Cracker fortune. 

Eh, once back on the street, he’ll make tons of money in a week or two dealing drugs and guns.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The police give her a ticket for solicitation. She looks the part, doesn’t she? And the No Panty Line just adds to the effect.

With the camera crew there, it must look like a "Girls Gone Wild" video shoot.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What kind of "career" does a convicted felon pursue? And one that would stretch to a $40,000 ring? 

 

I'd like to see this couple get together for dinner with Brittney and Ray.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I was waiting for Harry to get picked up for drinking on the street.  He's a smart one.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Guys Night Out- mid afternoon version.

[Floatingbison]

Hey (hey), you (you)
Get out of my prison bus
(Who me?)
Yes, you
Get out my dreams and into   my bus.
 

Edited March 12, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

Diorama Title: Clueless Male Friends with Various Tattoos Talking about Sex.

[Empress1]

Wait … Kevin wasn’t even dating this woman? 

Also, he’s a player? The pickings must be VERY slim.

[Pepper Mostly]

"A little bit of that penitentiary weight". 

That's it. I'm dead. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I have so many doubts Kevin is a player.  The beer goggles would have to be extra thick to want him.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I'd like to see this couple get together for dinner with Brittney and Ray.

I will never forget the face Brittany made when she saw Ray’s paycheck.

[Gobi]

Are these the friends who smoke cigarettes with no filter?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Drug dilling'-----I KNEW there would be a pickle reference!!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Wait … Kevin wasn’t even dating this woman? 

Also, he’s a player? The pickings must be VERY slim.

He really isn't attractive at all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry is really enjoying his first few hours on the outside.

[WaltersHair]

He has a giant head on small shoulders.

[Empress1]

Those neck tattoos are killing me. And I’m  fine with tattoos, but neck and face tats are a bridge too far.

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry's out in the yard at 3 AM, slugging booze right out of the bottle. 

Damn family, waiting for him and cooking him food! Those bastards. 

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

He really isn't attractive at all.

He’s ugly. I’m sorry. That’s mean, but he really is. His friend with the neck tats has a nice face, but the neck tats are too much.

[JenE4]

Ok, we got a new ratings system: hot or hit? So far they’re all hit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie is thrilled that she might finally get laid if they go to a hotel.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Harry is really enjoying his first few hours on the outside.

Well, he did like the sandwich. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Another idiot leaving the place he's paroled to ON CAMERA.  

[Empress1]

If they don’t stop dragging these babies around in the middle of the night …

[OoogleEyes]

Congratulations! You are now officially homeless!

[candall]

No, what you're "used to," Indie, is your family not knocking your head off when you drag them across the country and stick them in a shitty cockroach motel because you failed to make ONE phone call before you packed up your kid and your stuff and moved to Ohio for a man you've never met.

Other families aren't like that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie and Harry and the rest of the fam are dialing up the drama, knowing that’s the way to stay at the Sharp trough.

[Gobi]

"I'm not gonna 'pologize cause 1, I'm not wrong and 2, I'm not wrong, and 3, I'm not incorrect, and 4, I'm not mistaken and 5, I'm not guilty. Not guilty 'bout this, I mean."

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Indie is thrilled that she might finally get laid if they go to a hotel.

Except poor Nakoa is probably in the same room.

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Those neck tattoos are killing me. And I’m  fine with tattoos, but neck and face tats are a bridge too far.

a recreation yard too far

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie, this is what you wished for.

[WaltersHair]

20 bucks says Mama Bounty Hunter jumps out of the bushes. BAM!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Except poor Nakoa is probably in the same room.

Shower sex, after the car sex.

[JenE4]

Harry’s telling Indie that he’s never had anyone but these people (his family). If this is how he’s treating them after they’ve been waiting 5 years and eagerly preparing for his return, this isn’t exactly a glowing character reference.

[goofygirl]

Do y'all remember that guy from a while back that had an UMBRELLA tattooed on his FACE right under his eye?

Now THAT friends, was a TATTOO!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Indie and Harry and the rest of the fam are dialing up the drama, knowing that’s the way to stay at the Sharp trough.

That may be true, but I've seen (not saying where!!) families go ballistic over little slights before- and this is rather big, since the whole family was there welcoming him home with a special meal.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is that diamond charm a not-so-subliminal message for Martel?