Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

"We're going to leave everything in God's hands. Well, God and my PO"

[candall]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I saw an ad with a Bob Ross toaster.  Now I want one.

Who wouldn't?!

Trade?

[goofygirl]

Can Martel even OPEN his eyes all the way or is he constantly buzzed?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martel is as high as a fucking kite. As usual.

[hookedontv]

Kayla talking about having kids with Martel. If it’s a girl, they will name her Alice or Hazel, on account she will need to be taught how to clean properly. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

You should meet her brother, Freetoe.

DEAD!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I was genuinely confused. I think she has a goatee.

I think they're trans. Or at the very least non binary. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Kayla talking about having kids with Martel. If it’s a girl, they will name her Alice or Hazel, on account she will need to be taught how to clean properly. 

Or Cinderella.

[WaltersHair]

They're making us wait for the Chance proposal? Lame.

[OoogleEyes]

While we are on a commercial break, what's up for next week? New season? Tell Nothing? In Memory?

[hookedontv]

These freaking eyelashes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here comes the soft landing from  Branwin. “It’s not you, it’s me, Chazz.”

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Can Martel even OPEN his eyes all the way or is he constantly buzzed?

I was listening to the Pink Shade Podcast the other day.  They do a hilarious recap of LAL and they have a theory that the producers hand out big old blunts right before the talking head interviews.

[Floatingbison]

tonight's the night, chazz!!!!!

 

[Gobi]

The screen can barely contain their passion!

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think they're trans. Or at the very least non binary. 

I was wondering, but I think Kayla used she/her pronouns?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can you feel the sizzle between Chazz and Branwin? Such chemistry!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Branwin is laughing like she's a hostage. 

[Empress1]

Chaz is so not sexy.

[hookedontv]

All sorts of awkward. 

[Floatingbison]

shut up chazz and put the moves on her!!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think they're trans. Or at the very least non binary. 

Given that T-Lay said they would be best man, we will use either he or they for their pronouns.  Thanks!

[Gobi]

"It's strange, because I'm used to getting paid for sex."

[Empress1]

Look at her face. She’s miserable.

[hookedontv]

I just can’t FFS. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Given that T-Lay said they would be best man, we will use either he or they for their pronouns.  Thanks!

Got it. Thanks!

[Ladystardust]

This may be the most cringy thing I have ever seen.,

[Auntie Anxiety]

And the Oscar for best actress trying to talk her way out of having sex with her husband goes to Branwyn.

[WaltersHair]

Is she going to pull a "I have a headache tonight, dear."

[Floatingbison]

that didn't take long.  Only chazz could screw up a sure thing.  

Chazz, dude, she was good to go,

 

[Pepper Mostly]

She absolutely does not want to sex up Chazz. 

[goofygirl]

BranFlake's having an anxiety attack just THINKING about doing the deed with Chazzzzz.  She's CRYING!!!  OMG.  Did she take some acting classes while in the jailhouse??

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

shut up chazz and put the moves on her!!!

He has been married FOUR TIMES. How is he so bad at this?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"It's strange, because I'm used to getting paid for sex."

And Chazz is used to paying for it. 

[OoogleEyes]

Holy smokes. Chaz.

Sooooo many issues.

[candall]

I was rubbing my eyes and the slurpy audio of Chazz macking on Branflake is hawribbbble.

 

And now the mewly cry-whining is no improvement.

 

"I feel fortunate to have him in my life."  HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Floatingbison]

Mr. WA face himself!  Up next!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Is she going to pull a "I have a headache tonight, dear."

She's going to use the Love After Lockup variation: "I'm feeling overwhelmed. I have anxiety. I really just need some time to adjust. I don't feel comfortable jumping into anything". 

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG, Branwin!  You knew you had a daughter living in Portland BEFORE you rushed into a marriage with a man you obviously can't stand to be around.  

[For Cereals]

All I could hear when she was crying was Liz of PubliZity…it’s based off our names

[Gobi]

If Chazz's car didn't have a stick shift before, it does now.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's going to use the Love After Lockup variation: "I'm feeling overwhelmed. I have anxiety. I really just need some time to adjust. I don't feel comfortable jumping into anything". 

“I’ve got a lot going on.”

Just now, Gobi said:

If Chazz's car didn't have a stick shift before, it does now.

OH MY GOD

[Maybeitsme]

Well that made me queasy just watching.  She's freaking out and I am very uncomfortable 

Just stop Chazz 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

I was rubbing my eyes and the slurpy audio of Chazz macking on Branflake is hawribbbble.

 

And now the mewly cry-whining is no improvement.

 

"I feel fortunate to have him in my life."  HAHAHAHAHAHA

She feels fortunate as long as he doesn't touch her but does open his wallet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tayler’s daughters can hardly contain their glee.

[hookedontv]

Those little girls are shaking they are so cold. Or scared. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

“I’ve got a lot going on.”

Destiney “Dude I was busy!”

[kacesq]

I am overwhelmed by the romance of it all....

 

[Maybeitsme]

Dummy and dopey are getting married 

Those poor girls

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

“I’ve got a lot going on.”

"I spent a lot of time in solitary."