Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

Hip hip hooray, it's Friday! I don't know why I still love Fridays so, because I have been retired nearly two years. 

I love Fridays because it means LAL and my BUNKIES!

Tonight's cocktail is martini and meth, just to keep Raydean company. 

Edited May 7, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Gobi]

Season Finale! Who will be returning to the gray bar hotel?

Any truth to the rumor that Vicky White and Casey White are auditioning for the show?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hi, snark brigade. I might miss a few things tonight because I had to take my glasses off to accommodate my four inch llama eyelashes.

[OoogleEyes]

Baby Stripper's boobies are droopier than mine and I've got at least 40 more years of gravity that I'm dealing with. 

[candall]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

 

Any truth to the rumor that Vicky White and Casey White are auditioning for the show?

Six out of seven drunk Cinco de Mayo women last night were certain she's dead, dead, dead.  I'm #7, though.

[Maybeitsme]

Hey all, wanted to let everybody know if your card is declined I've got your back. I just finished my shift and I got a stack of 10s burning a hole in my pocket 

[Ladystardust]

Is it really the season finale? I feel like I just started remembering these people's names.

It's been a LONG week so I'm excited for live chat! My husband is out of town, so it's just me, the cats, wine, and some homemade cookies. I'm ready!

[candall]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Hey all, wanted to let everybody know if your card is declined I've got your back. I just finished my shift and I got a stack of 10s burning a hole in my pocket 

Tens!?!?  Rowrrrrrr

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Hey all, wanted to let everybody know if your card is declined I've got your back. I just finished my shift and I got a stack of 10s burning a hole in my pocket 

The Bunkies favorite wing person. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hey Bunkies!  I'm decked out in my best leathers, jacked up on blueberry coffee, and am ready to play Dungeons and Dragons snark with you!

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Is it really the season finale? I feel like I just started remembering these people's names.

It's been a LONG week so I'm excited for live chat! My husband is out of town, so it's just me, the cats, wine, and some homemade cookies. I'm ready!

Yay!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Hey all, wanted to let everybody know if your card is declined I've got your back. I just finished my shift and I got a stack of 10s burning a hole in my pocket 

How about picking up some shrimp al fresco for your cellies?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey  bunkies! Very happy to be with you all tonight!

[OoogleEyes]

Handcuffs on the headrest ready for the next perp.

And, HERE WE GO 

[Floatingbison]

All night long. . . all night. . . all night. . . 

 

 

[Doublemint]

Just had another root canal - working on my methy smile.  Final ep - will it all resolve?

[SemiCharmedLife]

If Yolanda doesn't get her own spin off, I'm gonna be mad!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda cracks me up. “Your spiritual boyfriend....” Hahaha. Makes me laugh every time.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

At the wedding, Chazz kissed Branwin like a guppy going to the surface for air.  You could damn near here the gulping while he tried to swallow her face. 

[Gobi]

Indie looks turrible.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Just had another root canal - working on my methy smile.  Final ep - will it all resolve?

Me too! And another on the docket for Thursday, Meth lady needs to do it a tooth at a time

[hookedontv]

Hi Snarkers!

I haven’t live chatted in a while. 

Sadly, I tested positive for Covid this week and I feel like absolute crap (fever, aches, cough, no energy, headache). So I’m isolating and fever-posting so I’m not responsible for anything I say tonight. 

Happy I am vaccinated and boosted, otherwise my symptoms would be a lot worse. I’m careful too-still wearing my mask so who knows where I got this. 

 

[candall]

MVP:  Yolanda

Runner up:  Lidya

Honorable Mention:  Ramona

[OoogleEyes]

Harry's not emburrest, he just doesn't give a shit.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think Yolanda needs to use the handcuffs on Indie- she needs more than persuasion.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, hookedontv said:

Hi Snarkers!

I haven’t live chatted in a while. 

Sadly, I tested positive for Covid this week and I feel like absolute crap (fever, aches, cough, no energy, headache). So I’m isolating and fever-posting so I’m not responsible for anything I say tonight. 

Happy I am vaccinated and boosted, otherwise my symptoms would be a lot worse. I’m careful too-still wearing my mask so who knows where I got this. 

 

Oh no - hope you feel better soon!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Having no problem humiliating yourself is on the LAL checklist for all participants.

[Pepper Mostly]

Indie has a face like a fist right now. She's spiritually fifteen while her mother lectures her. Grow up, Indie.

[hookedontv]

I can’t stand Tayler’s little voice. Chance is a creep. 

[Gobi]

"I want it to be like a fairy tale. But not one of those Grimm's fairy tales. Everybody dies in those."

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi Snarkers!

I haven’t live chatted in a while. 

Sadly, I tested positive for Covid this week and I feel like absolute crap (fever, aches, cough, no energy, headache). So I’m isolating and fever-posting so I’m not responsible for anything I say tonight. 

Happy I am vaccinated and boosted, otherwise my symptoms would be a lot worse. I’m careful too-still wearing my mask so who knows where I got this. 

 

Glad you're here- we'll do our best to cheer you up!

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance makes my blood run cold, for real. He is bad, bad news. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh gawd, that glitter will be in that shag carpeting fureverrr

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those girls look like they could use some TLC but not from Chance.

[Floatingbison]

I could have been a bachelor... with no obligations....am I hearing some buyers remorse?
 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance is doing kid's crafts.

[WaltersHair]

Chance is a bad actor. He's saying ALL of this for the cameras

[Pepper Mostly]

These poor kids are tired and hungry. The last thing they want is a road trip. 

[Empress1]

“Your spiritual husband got kicked out the car.” I LOVE YOLANDA.

[Gobi]

That kid should get used to crying when Chance is around.

[Empress1]

I really am not interested in this proposal. Chance is a creep.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The daughters are miserable. And this is just a preview. Poor kids.

[kacesq]

Bunkies what are we going to do next week? When does this show come back??

I cringe every time Chance is near those girls.

shut up Mama June.

[Ladystardust]

That oldest kid is not having her new "Daddy". 

[Empress1]

“Can we hurry up? I’m cold.” HA!

[hookedontv]

Chance can’t read the room, making those little girls a part of a proposal they clearly don’t want. 
 

[candall]

That's the second time Chance has explained to us how lucky Tayler is that he chose to be with her instead of all his other (superior) options.   

*gag*

[For Cereals]

I don’t buy any of Chance’s BS.  He’s still scary.

Edited May 7, 2022 by For Cereals

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh gawd, that glitter will be in that shag carpeting fureverrr

Good thing TayLER has two vacuums! One for each hand!

[Floatingbison]

I heard that flinty voice....I thought it was Angela....but it was even worse than I thought...it was Mama June.