Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Her child wants to "go to Prison with Chance"  and Mom says, "you're not old enough to go to prison.   What happened to "bad people go to prison".?

To be fair, not everybody who goes to prison is a bad person. Maybe “you’re not going to prison if you follow the rules,” or something?

I think the child’s name is Jakelynn. Lord.

Edited March 5, 2022 by Empress1

[kacesq]

Oh this guy is an asshole. Already trying to push everyone out of Tayler’s life so she can focus on him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does she have two prominently displayed vacuums? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Place your bets on how soon Chance and Bobbie have a fist fight after he moves in.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, jeebus. Shove the sister to the garage. This guy doesn't know how sisters (especially TWINS) work.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I like how all of his reasons ended with "or violate my parole".  That's the real reason.  Everything else is BS.

[Empress1]

Look: this handlebar mustache dude is going to kill me. Keep your pants on, oh my GOD.

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Oh, jeebus. Shove the sister to the garage. This guy doesn't know how sisters (especially TWINS) work.

I suspect she’s a sort of co-parent to the kids too.

[Ladystardust]

Good lord. Who is this man coming up?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why does she have two prominently displayed vacuums? 

Because her life sucks.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My blood is running cold at the thought of Chance living in the same house as those adorable babies. 

Not one, but THREE little girls. *sigh*

[Gobi]

Shouldn't those kids be calling Chance Dad already?

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Place your bets on how soon Chance and Bobbie have a fist fight after he moves in.

They will either have a fist fight OR they will sleep together. One or the other!

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m old enough to remember when whiskey sours were the go-to drink at bar mitzvahs.

Those kinds of classic cocktails are definitely making a comeback. My son is quite partial to Manhattans, for example. Things like French 75's and Sloe Gin Fizzes are on the drink menus at all the hipster places.

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh, jeebus. Shove the sister to the garage. This guy doesn't know how sisters (especially TWINS) work.

"I just got out of prison, I don't know anything about sisters"

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh this guy is an asshole. Already trying to push everyone out of Tayler’s life so she can focus on him.

Classic abuser move. Isolate. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The music editor is having a field day with this sexy time talk.

[kacesq]

Just now, goofygirl said:

They will either have a fist fight OR they will sleep together. One or the other!

Maybe both!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tayler--- TMI!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

They will either have a fist fight OR they will sleep together. One or the other!

Or both. That is also on the table. Or they'll have sex on the table. 

[Ladystardust]

KITTY! We need more cats on this show.

[Gobi]

Sounds like he got used to prison sex.

[LEILANI2]

Guaranteed all this sex talk will end up with them not having any sex like with Angela and the guy she offered sex with her or  steak dinner and he picked the steak.

Or the other one where once he got out they had sex only once and she was mad he never wanted to touch her again.

Seems to be a theme.

[SemiCharmedLife]

The bartenders of the 80's and 90's must have come up with the names of those drinks to get a laugh when people requested them.

[Empress1]

I already cannot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean? That’s a new one.

[SemiCharmedLife]

God, how sexy!  Old Geezers in leather on motorcycles!

[candall]

It's pixilated fly guy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

She vanished=being locked up. Okay.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh! Isn't Westminster coming up this month? I love dog shows.

[Ladystardust]

No helmets in sight. Sigh.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here we go. This guy rides without a helmet so he's probably sustained at least one head injury. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Rick has slept with 300 women.  He accomplished this feat by falling asleep at many crowded movie theaters.  He never said he had sex with them.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s an offshoot of Hell’s Angels called the Geriatrics.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydean? That’s a new one.

And he has a friend named Demon.

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

No helmets in sight. Sigh.

To be fair, the world does need organ donors.

[Ladystardust]

The sign on the door literally says "NO HUG ZONE" This guys goes in and hugs his friend first thing. This pretty much sums up Texas during the pandemic.

[Doublemint]

This looks promising - Raydean is gonna clean his clock, and not in a good way!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh! Isn't Westminster coming up this month? I love dog shows.

I thought it was postponed. Used to be the second week of February.

[JenE4]

We got the Knocking on Hell’s Door Angels over here.

[Pepper Mostly]

This whole crew has brain damage, right? 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s an offshoot of Hell’s Angels called the Geriatrics.

Hell's Geriatrics 

[Ladystardust]

Oh no. Gotta give this guy props for kicking heroin. Most people I know on it died on it. Hardly anyone makes it out.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ack!!! How does he size up against Dalton’s peen?

[Empress1]

I AM BLIND

[Ladystardust]

I wish I was deaf.

[Pepper Mostly]

He's so proud of his man part he's waving it at the crew. Charming.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, here we go. This guy rides without a helmet so he's probably sustained at least one head injury. 

Head injury??  That's the LEAST of his problems!!

[Gobi]

"I can't wait to feel your titties on my back." 

Look out ladies, he comes Mr. Suave!

[JenE4]

WHOA! Censor box or no—why the hell are you showing the cameramen that?! I hope they get hazard pay.

[WaltersHair]

In another life we called them Donorcycles.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I thought it was postponed. Used to be the second week of February.

Oh, that's right. it's March already. Time. She does fly