Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry, you don’t have to guard your food anymore. You’re not incarcerated.

[candall]

If this were a movie, Bobbie would step out of her bedroom with a shotgun and blow Chance away just as he raised his hand to cut idiot TayLER's throat with the pizza roller.

It may happen anyway.

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry: I went in a kid, and came out a slightly bigger kid. 

[Empress1]

Harry’s sister was just like “he ain’t shit, he has nothing to offer, Indie, the fuck are you doing?”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Harry's family members are so much smarter than he is.  I love them calling out how strange it is she would move to be with him. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Harry's mama thinks Indie wants to "trap" him? I cannot EVEN. 

[Gobi]

Well, this is cheerful.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, poor Harry. He's a very sad and damaged person.

[LEILANI2]

This lady is Tayler and what will happen to the girls if Chance sticks around.

[WaltersHair]

He needs lots and lots of therapy, not weed.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, Harry's mama thinks Indie wants to "trap" him? I cannot EVEN. 

Well, he is SUCH a catch, y'know!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, did they warm up the mofungo? 

Some dishes are even better the next day 

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s trying to trap you? Girl for what? He ain’t got nothing 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The family needs family therapy. Or maybe family game night.

Edited March 26, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[LEILANI2]

Are those two guys seperated at birth?

[Gobi]

All right, the dueling cavemen!

[Empress1]

Okay, Kevin is about to be comic relief. 

[goofygirl]

Meanwhile.... Back in Dallas..... Cro-magnon man is about to see what's shaking at the halfway house....  I predict a fight with a mastadon!

Tiffany has a preference for cro-magnons doesn't she??  This other one looks exactly like camaro man!!  How can she tell the difference?

Edited March 26, 2022 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, Caveman has those yappy rat in a dog suit dogs? I had him pegged as a Rottweiler man. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Kevin and I hear “Thus SPake Zarathustra.”

[kacesq]

Got a bit distracted by St.Peter’s basketball win....kinda missed all of Harry’s tragic backstory. 

 

[candall]

ACK!  PUT YOUR SHIRT ON.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Harry: I went in a kid, and came out a slightly bigger kid. 

That was one of the more astute statements on this show.  Prison seems to cause arrested development.  The fools on the outside assume these folks physical and emotional age match and they never do. 

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Harry’s sister was just like “he ain’t shit, he has nothing to offer, Indie, the fuck are you doing?”

Sis is smart.  I don't know what mom thinks Harry has to offer that would make Indie want to trap him, beyond good looks and gorgeous hair. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD THOSE TATS MY EYES

[OoogleEyes]

WTF???

I forgot about this guy

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The family needs family therapy. Maybe Yolanda can hook them up.

But, they already have a psychic on the case!

[Empress1]

Why does he have a waffle?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Watch carefully for the black monolith.

[Keywestclubkid]

He’s cute in a little elf looking way with his waffles 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, an ice cold waffle. She'll be transported with joy, I'm sure. 

[Ladystardust]

He already put syrup on it - it's going to taste worse than that guy's 2 hour old steak dinner (who was that??)

[JenE4]

I wasn’t prepared for this emotional scene. Now I feel bad and understand how Harry was set up to grow into this dysfunctional cycle. How are we supposed to make fun of that?! Thanks for ruining our fun, show!

Oh, at least we segue into Tiffany’s two paramours showing up to the prison. I’m choosing the car with waffles.

[For Cereals]

I’m just looking for the pot of gold…

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD THOSE TATS MY EYES

I’m cool with ink but that’s too much ink.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH MY GOD THOSE TATS MY EYES

This is the kind of guy who gets full body tattoos, but cries when he gets a tetanus shot.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

He’s cute in a little elf looking way with his waffles 

He totally has elf ears!

[candall]

I see this chap was never confronted with the "kiss your elbow" challenge as a kid.

 

[OoogleEyes]

TWISTS! TURNS!

Dammit I love this show 

[LEILANI2]

What could Mama June tell us that we don't already know.  Her teeth has already told on her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

He already put syrup on it - it's going to taste worse than that guy's 2 hour old steak dinner (who was that??)

He didn’t need to buy her a waffle. She’s going to want to stop for fast food. 

[Empress1]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

This is the kind of guy who gets full body tattoos, but cries when he gets a tetanus shot.

Ha - my brother has a few tattoos and he jokes that it’s because he got weekly allergy shots as a kid - no fear of needles at all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

He totally has elf ears!

He looks like he’s just left the Caveman Hobbit shire.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

WTF???

I forgot about this guy

I keep trying to forget about his face and enormous head.  It has its own gravity. 

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

He already put syrup on it - it's going to taste worse than that guy's 2 hour old steak dinner (who was that??)

That's going to be one soggy waffle.  If I'm ever in prison, please don;t bring me a soggy waffle.  

Flappy was the steak guy.  The driver ended up eating it. 

[Ladystardust]

If there aren't wooden clubs involved in this brawl I'm going to be very disappointed.

[LEILANI2]

She looks like one of Charle's Manson's girls.

[OoogleEyes]

PRISON RECIPES!!!!!

OMG. I truly wish we were all sitting on a couch and watching this together 

Edited March 26, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, yay, the obligatory Prison Cooking Tutorial. I'm taking notes. I love to cook. 

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I see Kevin and I hear “Thus SPake Zarathustra.”

I see Kevin and I hear "Me LIKE BEANS!"

[LEILANI2]

They are giving us 90 minutes now of LAL, but 60 of it are commercials.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I keep trying to forget about his face and enormous head.  It has its own gravity. 

That's going to be one soggy waffle.  If I'm ever in prison, please don;t bring me a soggy waffle.  

Flappy was the steak guy.  The driver ended up eating it. 

Flappy! Yes, that's who it was!