Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Nice meth teeth, Raydean.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Love how Chance makes the leap from "I'm living there" to "I'm making the rules and calling the shots". 

Those girls already look like a handful. If he lasts a week. I'll be shocked. 

Raydental lives up to her name 

Edited March 19, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean has a lovely smile, doesn’t she?

[Pepper Mostly]

And Raydean's vagina slams shut in 3, 2......

[Empress1]

Just now, Doublemint said:

@empressone -   so sorry for your loss.   Join us tonight for this nutso show.

Thanks. Relative was older and sick but it’s still too soon. He’s a really good person. Loved him a lot.

[Maybeitsme]

Oh Raydean put on your mask honey 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Rick is a future Dateline episode victim.  

[Empress1]

She tried to stab her brother with a broom. JESUS.

[kacesq]

Raydean is a charmer isn’t she?

 

sorry I missed last week, I had an outing with my son. I have to say watching it “alone” later was not nearly as much fun...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

A Gucci face mask...think it is authentic??

 

It goes with her Gucci pants. 

[WaltersHair]

Masks are meth teeth's best friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean: Rules are stupid.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

A Gucci face mask...think it is authentic??

 

They have a workshop in the prison.

[SemiCharmedLife]

And I thought Angela kept her phone in a ridiculous spot...

[candall]

I tried to stab my brother with a broomstick because I'm WILD!

But still, no tongue.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gasp! Raydean has a SECRET. I am clutching my pearls so hard right now 

[Gobi]

She hasn't been completely honest?! How can this be?!

[WaltersHair]

"I've had things in my mouth that melted my enamel, but you keep your tongue to yourself!"

Edited March 19, 2022 by WaltersHair

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, I loved Sour Grapes! I've watched it twice, it's fascinating!

He was a really hard working con man, tbf.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

She hasn't been completely honest?! How can this be?!

I continue to be shocked every time Sharp pulls this shit. Okay, not really.

[lamujerdecente]

"I have a secret." Bingo card. Take a shot!

[goofygirl]

Howdy y'all!! We all out of the halfway house for the holidays?  Lovely.  I think old Rick must need some glasses.  Just a thought.

Loved how Chance called the little girl "little tramp"... She's what? 4 years old?  That's SOME father figure her mom picked out for her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

I tried to stab my brother with a broomstick because I'm WILD!

But still, no tongue.

Hey, it’s called having standards.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Oh Raydean put on your mask honey 

Raydean would benefit greatly if masks became mandatory forever. 

[kacesq]

That double leather recliner with cup holders is a pretty popular piece of furniture this season....I believe Raydean’s dad has one too...

[Auntie Anxiety]

If you want to see Cave Man’s diorama, it’s right across from the Mastadon skeleton.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Oh Raydean put on your mask honey 

24/7 if you please 

[SemiCharmedLife]

"You still getting out?  Cuz if not, I've got Kayla on speed dial." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany has a prison girlfriend? Cave Man just got a woody.

[OoogleEyes]

You beatin' up bitches or what?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kevin:  can you describe the incident in a little more detail, please?"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

That double leather recliner with cup holders is a pretty popular piece of furniture this season....I believe Raydean’s dad has one too...

But does Raydean's dad have shocking pink dining chairs? 

 

"It stresses me out. Could you put some money on my books so I can buy some snacks to calm my nerves?"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chances that caveman is being scammed:

[Auntie Anxiety]

Once again, I am now craving a Popeye’s Fried Chicken Sandwich.

[Gobi]

"Dear Penthouse, My girlfriend lives in a small Midwestern prison...."

[kacesq]

I like Lidya.

[SemiCharmedLife]

CONSIDERATE????!!!!!

[lamujerdecente]

I am still salty and bitter at Harry's tacky dismissal at the mofongo. Zip it Harry. And Harry's fam- Heres a Boricua in Miami who needs that type of dinner just four times a year! I am kitchen challenged dammit. I am not as pretty as Harry but I am MUCH more Grateful and I don't come with Indy. Now I can come with Indy's bro if that sweetens the deal...

[goofygirl]

Indie lost her hair in all that fun at the hotel!  Too bad she chose a nicer place than she did for her FAMILY when they went to help her move that first time to Ohio.

Harry seems like a 13 year old.  So mature.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Dear Penthouse, My girlfriend lives in a small Midwestern prison...."

Tiffany probably has half a dozen suckers on a string, titillating them with her tales of prison naughtiness. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tell it, Lydia!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry looks like street vermin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

People are not willing to let Harry do whatever he wants.  Those bastards! 

[JenE4]

I’m starting late so my comments are going to be as out of sync as the lovebirds’ and their jailbirds’ relationship expectations.

Wait wasn’t this guy Chance just saying your sister has got to go, now he’s all magnanimous and gracious toward the sister? I’m not sure what to think about how he’s immediately Mr Mom with the kids. Oh, he’s back to saying the sister has got to go, so he might turn into a wicked step-dad at any moment.

[kacesq]

Harry is an ass. Such entitlement. 

[lamujerdecente]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Chances that caveman is being scammed:

Not a shred of Pity for him. 0%

 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Harry, you really are an asshole. You really trying to be mad at the fam for making you dinner.

[OoogleEyes]

Harry has some anger issues 

[candall]

I like Caveman more than the rest of you.  I appreciate that he exercised restraint and stopped those tattoos from creeping up his neck and onto his face.  One arm is tribal and one arm is botanical, but they're the same color and value. . . 

Harry, for example, almost certainly has some misspelled words on his hands.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I like Lidya.

I love her.

Said it before, say it again: Harry is going back to jail.