Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[WaltersHair]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So I’ve been watching The Restaurant on Sundance Now. It’s a Swedish night time soap opera. Very entertaining.

LIke Midsommar? I'm scarred for life after watching that.

[Keywestclubkid]

I been asking you for that hoodie for TWO months!!! Lol girl make sure you know you really wanted that 

[Gobi]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I just assumed the woman with no lines was the other woman's wife.

I think it's her friend with no filters.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

A psychic or a convict, who to believe?

The ultimate dilemma!

[Ladystardust]

I love how her phone just says "Prison/Jail" and not even his name. I wonder how she keeps all her inmates straight on her phone?

[candall]

There's not much going on tonight, considering it's the Explosive Season Finale!

Much telephonic conversating.  The best part was Tai lunging across that picnic table.  Let's get Boston back in here.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tai is really beautiful. Too bad she's crazy as a shithouse rat. 

[Ladystardust]

I haven't seen this much drama over a hoodie since Janelle and her friend on Teen Mom 2.

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Tai needs serious psychiatric help.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai, those titties aren’t fabulous. Just saying.

[Pepper Mostly]

TITTY REVEAL!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lukewarm totally played her.  Tai brags that she won't let any man play her. 🙄

[Ladystardust]

what. the . fuck.

[Floatingbison]

Stay klassy, Tia.

[Gobi]

First assault and battery, now indecent exposure on camera. She will find herself on Love During Lockup in a different way than she expected.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Santiba you are truly an idiot.

[Ladystardust]

NO ALYSSA!!

[Floatingbison]

LOL...giving all her attention...lists 15 guys.

[candall]

I think some innocent pixels may have been killed when Tai released the Krakkens.

[Floatingbison]

SNEAK PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lukewarm totally played her.  Tai brags that she won't let any man play her. 🙄

Hey, didn't you hear? She's the puppet master! 

[Ladystardust]

She's giving me anxiety fiddling with her ring over open water like that.

[Gobi]

My psychic tells me it's bedtime. Thanks for the snarkerization!

[Floatingbison]

WE editor;  call the dept head, we're running out of pixels for the flashing scene

[Doublemint]

do we go to 90 day first look?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai needs to go back to the mortuary and find a cadaver to love. At least there wouldn’t be any fist fights.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I wonder if they are going to replay the Indie/Harry scenes in the new season of LAL? 

[JenE4]

So it turns out Tai doesn’t care about the picture of her boobs being posted after all? She not only flashed the street, but the LDL cameras—and hopes they make it on the news?! Someone please get this woman a Hottie hoodie if no other reason than to keep those knockers under wraps! Whelp, get out some new index cards to update the inmate vision board.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oooh, new tattoo-scapes!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next season looks rough. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh, I have 38 female cousins guy is going to be a trip.

[Ladystardust]

Left her husband. Oh my.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm dying to see the guy with all the cousins. This is going to be EPIC.

[Floatingbison]

Harrys got the Chris Cornell thing going on

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next season looks rough. 

I mean DAMN. And then Bounty hunter Mom doing a hoodie trick.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Left her husband. Oh my.

"I like bad boys". Sigh. 

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I mean DAMN. And then Bounty hunter Mom doing a hoodie trick.

I think Yolanda needs her own show. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies, It's been a great season.  You are all by spiritual spouses.  I will get you a ring, and we will get married as soon as I am released.  See you on Friday for the new season of Love After Lockup. 

[OoogleEyes]

Live chat here tonight?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

This is the place!

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey bunkies, its recreation time! Meet me in the yard! I like bad boys. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S02.E01: Scam the Scammer

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Justine plans a prison wedding but she’s keeping a secret. Melissa’s high school crush is a con. Chelsea loves an inmate she’s never met. Emily buys a ring with Dauri’s stimulus money. Hottie surprises Tai.

Original air date 2022.10.20

It's back!  Season 2, episode 1.  Our only returnee is the lovely Tai, known for attacking a woman in front of the funeral home at which she works.  Yes, Tai, collector of as many convicts who will talk to her.  She is as even-keeled and classy as ever.

We'll also meet the rest of the new crew.  One outsider is deaf, so there will be subtitles, and not the ones needed for our usual mushmouth parolees.

We'll also meet the lovely Justine who has never met a dress or top that does not amplify the perceived size of her breasts.  We will be a cough away from a wardrobe malfunction.  One tip - we will not have a drinking game based on when she strokes her weave.  We like you all too much to have you risk alcohol poisoning. 

There is wedding planning, extensive nail art, so very many questionable choices, and at least one mother who speaks for us all.  There will also be at least one dead body this season, because the show is keeping real, as in "really, you are seriously filming this there?" 

It's Snarkfest 2.0, Love During Lockup version.! 

[Gobi]

All right, fresh meat!

[Maybeitsme]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

S02.E01: Scam the Scammer

Original air date 2022.10.20

It's back!  Season 2, episode 1.  Our only returnee is the lovely Tai, known for attacking a woman in front of the funeral home at which she works.  Yes, Tai, collector of as many convicts who will talk to her.  She is as even-keeled and classy as ever.

We'll also meet the rest of the new crew.  One outsider is deaf, so there will be subtitles, and not the ones needed for our usual mushmouth parolees.

We'll also meet the lovely Justine who has never met a dress or top that does not amplify the perceived size of her breasts.  We will be a cough away from a wardrobe malfunction.  One tip - we will not have a drinking game based on when she strokes her weave.  We like you all too much to have you risk alcohol poisoning. 

There is wedding planning, extensive nail art, so very many questionable choices, and at least one mother who speaks for us all.  There will also be at least one dead body this season, because the show is keeping real, as in "really, you are seriously filming this there?" 

It's Snarkfest 2.0, Love During Lockup version.! 

Sounds epic,  cannot wait!

[OoogleEyes]

I hate that it's getting colder. I had to pull out my jailhouse leggings tonight 

[SemiCharmedLife]

HI Bunkies, Great news!  I met the love of my life on Prisoner Love. com.  He's treats me better than any previous beau.  He calls me constantly (as long as I have paid up his phone card), writes me "pomes," and makes roses for me from this specialty paper they have there.  In 15- 20 years, I will be the happiest person on Earth!!! 

[Keywestclubkid]

I just can't quit this mess of a franchise 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I have my duffel bag hottie t-shirt on and am ready to fight ya'll for it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

You guys! I realized at 6pm this evening that my modem wasn’t working, ran out to Best Buy, spent much more than I would have if I ordered on Amazon, raced home and plugged everything in, then had to spend about 30 minutes on the phone with Eric, who finally managed to send whatever signal needed to be sent from Spectrum to get the fucking thing working, and now I am here. That’s how much I love you and I think we should get married in jail. 

Edited October 22, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

A deaf person? Oh no.

[Gobi]

How long until the first bleep?