90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[OoogleEyes]

Good lort, Dad. Take him under your wing. MENTORING 

I like this guy.

Edited June 13, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If Jibri had any brains, he'd be doing something else to make money instead of waiting for the day this band makes a buck.

Bless you for using the words "Jibri" and "brains" in the same sentence! 

[greekmom]

Just now, Adeejay said:

So, Kobe wants Emily's dad to teach him to take over his business!?  What is this guy smoking?

he sounds like Syngin who wanted to do everything from Opera singer to fireman.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

wait.. Kobe is a civil engineer?

International underwear model was just his part time job. 

[Frozendiva]

Why does Kobe have a lot of mouths to feed? Can't Emily help out?

[LEILANI2]

The problem with this season besides just being boring is that there are so many unlikeable people on it.

Like Ed had the cute mom that lived with him and then there was Debbie and the cats or Kalani's parents.

Now every single one of these people and their parents are assholes.

[Eldemarge]

This show is such a snooze now, I didn't realize I was watching it on mute for the past 15 minutes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dad actually cops to the fact that he and his birdbrain wife did a shit job raising Emily and preparing her for adulthood. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Sooo…it is his fault your daughter is an irresponsible lazy asshole? She can get a job too daddy

[Straycat80]

Maybe Kobe should take Emily and little Covid back to Camaroon. I don’t think she would let go of the free ride she has at her parents tho. 

[WahooLAH99]

Nice try Father Emily. It’s 5 years or 4 plus grad school to become an architect! Than 3 years of working before you can test for a license, in most states. And the pay sucks until you have worked for a long time. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

“It’s work,work,work”

Thats why my two30 year old daughters still live at home. 

[OneGuy]

Emily's dad: "Maybe they'll be willing to go the extra mile to make it work."  Will that extra mile be on horseback?

[Doublemint]

Don't have a cow Dad - he wants to take over your business with his shiny high school diploma.   Oh and don't worry about Em - he's got $4,000 to support her.  It's all good.

[rideashire]

Not once did Kobe think to check google on how far 4k could get him living in Emily's City, USA?

Edited June 13, 2022 by rideashire

[Hotel Snarker]

At least offer him some fucking tips or help. You’re just berating him and shooting down everything he says. Fucking asshole.

[Emmeline]

Why don’t these parents talk to their adult children about how they intend to survive in the US before they bring the potential spouse over?  Don’t they still have to sponsor the person?  Why don’t we hear about that anymore?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why does Kobe have a lot of mouths to feed? Can't Emily help out?

Apparently Papa Emily labors under the delusion that he is a Victorian chimney sweep with seventeen children. "Just a spoonful of gruel each, children!". Sheesh.

[LEILANI2]

Kobe should get into the import export business, looks like the dad already has architect locked up.

[tvrox]

53 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I don't see Miona and JibJab celebrating their 50th, much less 25th, or 10th anniversary.

10 months. 

[goofygirl]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Since this episode is boring: For shits and giggles, what do you think Space Ca$h’s real name is? I guess Harold.

Virgil?

[endure]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Emily's parents do not want her to marry Kobe because he's black. There, I said it. They'd rather she'd stuck with one of her incarcerated exes. 

BUT they can't deny they have a black grandchild.

[ezzy4]

How...how...how...is this all right??  "Our daughter is a moron...so you (who knows zero about our country/culture) need to do EVERYTHING immediately".  Ug.  These people are the WORST!!

Edited June 13, 2022 by ezzy4

[charmed1]

4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm going to go with Ian.

😂I’m pronouncing it in my head as “Eeen.” Like Elaine’s store salesman boyfriend on Seinfeld.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why does Kobe have a lot of mouths to feed? Can't Emily help out?

Right? Why didn't he sit both of them down together?

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

At least offer him some fucking tips or help. You’re just berating him and shooting down everything he says. Fucking asshole.

Same. He needs to have both of them sit there and come up with a plan. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Oh boy.  Kobe wants to take over Dad Emily's Architecture practice with a high school degree??

Maybe he could do construction work on his projects?  Maybe he needs to find a nice plumber who is willing to take on an apprentice?

Emily’s father being an architect reminds me of the Brady Bunch. 
 

Mike Brady was an architect and they only had 1 bathroom in the house also.

[GrammyPammy]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Hey, George Costanza always wanted to be an architect, too! 

Bravo! It’s been a while since we’ve had a Seinfeld reference! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

Right? Why didn't he sit both of them down together?

Same. He needs to have both of them sit there and come up with a plan. 

I wonder about the job market in Salina Kansas.  

[Zombness]

I believe that Kobe is a good man, he is in a new country were he doesn't know the customs very well.  I am sure that the idea to take over Emily's dad business did not come from him but from the bimbo.

[Suzywriter]

Oh...good news...my Sea Monkeys hatched today!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, ezzy4 said:

How...how...how...is this all right??  "Our daughter is a moron...so you (who zero about our cou ntry/culture) need to do EVERYTHING immediately.  Ug.  These people are the WORST!!

But he knocked Emily up and gets to live in the greatest country in the world! He owes them

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Virgil?

Sal

[emergency ring]

im back. im sure i missed nothing

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

10 months. 

ten minutes?

[sainte-chapelle]

Winter imagined gastric surgery since she was a little girl? Really mom?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, endure said:

BUT they can't deny they have a black grandchild.

"well, yes he's mixed race, BUT we love him". 

"That's different"

"we don't see color"

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Apparently Papa Emily labors under the delusion that he is a Victorian chimney sweep with seventeen children. "Just a spoonful of gruel each, children!". Sheesh.

Emily will do her part by breastfeeding Koben through high school.  That sacrifice, however, prevents her from ever holding a full-time job.

[Suzywriter]

Dad Emily almost brags about his daughter's cluelessness.

[Auntie Anxiety]

John is throwing a pahty for the production assistants.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why are all of John’s coworkers hot young women?

[emergency ring]

the gifts for thais is all for patrick lol 

[Frozendiva]

I only had a small housewarming party. No room to invite every single coworker. Didn't want any of them at my home.

[OneGuy]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"well, yes he's a mixed race, BUT we love him". 

"That's different"

"we don't see color"

People with this mindset would likely include the indefinite article.  At least in my experience.

Edited June 13, 2022 by OneGuy

[Adeejay]

I have a feeling John's party is production driven.  

[greekmom]

Im saying good night folks.

These ppl are just a mess 

[Straycat80]

Thais has a point, when you share a house you should ask your house mates if it’s ok to throw a pahty. 

[Welshman in Ca]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Why are all of John’s coworkers hot young women?

All of mine were when I was single & drunk too. 

[charmed1]

This is so fake. Who invited Libby’s sisters?

[LEILANI2]

I don't like Thais so I don't mind this party. Maybe we can get some drama with one of the coworkers flirting with Patrick.

[OoogleEyes]

My Brain every Sunday night:

OMG you hate this  why are you watching?

Me:

It's the Primetimers! Just when I'm out, they drag me back in